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arniejolt
02-16-2010, 09:22 PM
I get to use that medical term 'micturate' again...

Every year, the self-styled world's biggest party in the Brazilian beach-side city brings with it the pungent perfume conjured up by thousands of beer-soaked revelers relieving themselves on the nearest wall or in gutters.

At the biggest parties, Rio's chronic lack of public bathrooms, copious amounts of beer and the general carefree abandon of Carnival conspire to create rivers of urine that can shock the uninitiated.

City officials are now calling time on the yellow tide, which they say is a top complaint of Carnival visitors. Eager to clean up Rio's act ahead of the 2014 soccer World Cup and the 2016 Olympics, the city is slapping public pee-ers with fines and even jail time of up to two years.

The rest of the article at MSNBC:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35409040/ns/us_news-weird_news/

monkeyfish
02-16-2010, 09:26 PM
I also heard there are quasi-curfew rules on beaches and such now. They're taking all the fun out it.

Oscar-Rio
02-16-2010, 09:27 PM
step 1: buy lots of port-o-johns.
step 2: place them as frequently as sidewalk cracks.

no more golden floods

bmaninc
02-16-2010, 09:30 PM
Its not my fault there are no bathrooms in sight.

CyanFunk
02-16-2010, 10:13 PM
How am I supposed to mark my territory if I can't piss on something?

oogabooha
02-16-2010, 10:14 PM
Agh, I'm on Carnival right now, my friend's in Rio, hopefully he doesn't piss in public x)