does anyone know.....

[jimbury]

...whether there is a usb breathalyser attachment i can plug into my pc which would detect when i've had more than a pre-determined amount of beer and then stop me posting random nonsense in otherwise sensible threads in the rock band main forums?

thanks in advance, jim.

[afterstasis]

i want one of these that doesn't let me post until i've had my afternoon whiskey.

[Young Bloodlust]

You're drunk right now, aren't you?

[afterstasis]

You're drunk right now, aren't you?

yeah, it's 8:17pm.

[overdriveguitarman]

i dtynt nop mN y seen prrtty notmal

[Young Bloodlust]

yeah, it's 8:17pm.

Not you. Jim... you drunk.

[afterstasis]

Not you. Jim... you drunk.

i was answering for jim... he's drunk so he can't post until he sobers up. did you not read the OP?

[Nuff_Said]

Not drinking before posting makes these forums burn like a sand rash.

[jimbury]

i'm a ventriloquist and afterstasis is, well you don't want to know where my arm is....

[DethTung]

This thread is now about bacon.

[afterstasis]

i'm a ventriloquist and afterstasis is, well you don't want to know where my arm is....

my parents were expecting a girl, so my unborn name was "scarlett".

[Dragonheart1991]

Think you can get those. But i post stupid and i'm sober because of my StraightEdge lifestyle!

[jimbury]

my parents were expecting a girl, so my unborn name was "scarlett".

my mum used to tuck me in at night, she was expecting a girl too.

[afterstasis]

my mum used to tuck me in at night, she was expecting a girl too.

i love you, scarlett.

[jimbury]

i love you, scarlett.

frankly my dear, i don't give a damn ;)

[afterstasis]

ban this filthy drunk, mods!

[jimbury]

yea give me a 12 hour ban, i really should sleep at some point

[back_blows]

I can still understand you guys. Obviously not drunk enough yet.

[afterstasis]

yea give me a 12 hour ban, i really should sleep at some point

time spent sleeping is wasted and should be frowned upon.


I can still understand you guys. Obviously not drunk enough yet.

i'm about to go for a walk and catch a second wind. i should be back with some rum.

[jimbury]

time spent sleeping is wasted and should be frowned upon.

so if i sleep with a frown on my face is that ok?

[Young Bloodlust]

i was answering for jim... he's drunk so he can't post until he sobers up. did you not read the OP?

No, I never read anything. Ever. Hell, I can't even read what I'm typing right now. I'm just guessing. Am I doing a good joTAEURHGUAethZEHJBZAETUJ

[afterstasis]

can you guys believe my roommate is putting makeup on just to walk around the apartment complex a few times? man, girls...

[jimbury]

if she comes back with suspicious amounts of cash....

[back_blows]

if she comes back with suspicious amounts of cash....

ATM:p

[overdriveguitarman]

Yoda was drunk in every Star Wars movie

[jimbury]

ATM:p

i put atm into google search and was horrified with some of the hits i got back, the best one was harry potter and the prisoner of asstomouth

edit: i'm frankly amazed i got that past the profanity barrier.

[afterstasis]

there was no ATM, but i saw a pretty sweet BAT.

[Oscar-Rio]

how big?

[back_blows]

Surprisingly, I needed to look that up.

[jimbury]

Surprisingly, I needed to look that up.

link?

[Oscar-Rio]

link?

i can send you a link to his webcam feed. There is a surcharge, albeit a very tiny one.

[jimbury]

as the brazilians would say, pinto.

[afterstasis]

what if afterstasis had a webcam and covered the jonas brothers?

[jimbury]

what if afterstasis had a webcam and covered the jonas brothers?

in what?

[back_blows]

i can send you a link to his webcam feed. There is a surcharge, albeit a very tiny one.

You paid through the nose when you wanted me to do a shower scene.

[Oscar-Rio]

what if afterstasis had a webcam and covered the jonas brothers?

Will you dress like santa too?

side note:I am having very crazy ass deja vu right now. it's like being drugged without my knowledge.