Man marries a pillow

[someone180]

A pillow? I wonder what the pillow did to make him have such strong feelings for it.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow

[DrumStix]

*&^%^&*&^%^&*&^%&*

(Has a stupidity seizure)

[Lawdog1521]

Something tells me that pillow shouldn't have been wearing white.

[Oscar-Rio]

pillows can be like women; suffocating.

[bmaninc]

Pillows help me sleep. I <3 pillows. Almost there! Next clue is here: "so I am getting a PS3...".

[animemetalhead]

If I were going to marry a pillow, it'd have to be this one. (http://www.templeofmick.com/blog/yoko1.jpg)

[Lawdog1521]

Banky was engaged to his Adam Lambert (http://www.cafepress.com/+one_life_throw_pillow,388881054) pillow but sadly they broke up.

[TeamAliceFTW]

If I were going to marry a pillow, it'd have to be this one. (http://www.templeofmick.com/blog/yoko1.jpg)

Greatest. Pillow. Ever.

I wonder if he knows this guy (http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-10404956-71.html).

[back_blows]

Banky was engaged to his Adam Lambert (http://www.cafepress.com/+one_life_throw_pillow,388881054) pillow but sadly they broke up.

Who ended it?

[Sarge51]

What, you guys don't marry your pillows?

[Lawdog1521]

Who ended it?

Ask Banky, I don’t meddle in the affairs of others.

[kiggidykev]

I hope they have kids that are like, a bathtub pillow with a human arm.

[animemetalhead]

Really? Fate Testarossa? Why don't you just try and marry Kokonoe Rin? (http://konachan.com/post/show?md5=d399f273aa78102f80a785d9349f5343)

Seriously, people like that make lolicon look bad.

[someone180]

really? Fate testarossa? Why don't you just try and marry kokonoe rin? (http://konachan.com/post/show?md5=d399f273aa78102f80a785d9349f5343)

seriously, people like that make lolicon look bad.

Woah... I never watch anime but.... :D

[animemetalhead]

Woah... I never watch anime but.... :D

Yeah, keep grinning.
















She's 9.

[Sarge51]

Yeah, keep grinning.







She's 9.

Hey, in some countries it's totally legal.


Good thing I live in America.

[animemetalhead]

Hey, in some countries it's totally legal.


Good thing I live in America.

Okay, I was just saying this kind of thing makes anime fans look even more abnormal. I try to advocate the "we are just normal people" approach, and I LIKE lolicon, (to the point of being labeled a hebephile).

My point was that people like this make us look bad. Keep it in the bedroom, guys.

[bermuddy]

what's wrong with trying to make your pillow happy?

[Fishy70]

What, you guys don't marry your pillows?

well not marry.......

[Wolfbeckett]

Whew. For a second there I thought someone had married a pillow. But since they merried it instead that is okay.

[ArmsAreLoud]

Glad I'm not the only one, Wolf. That would truly be a distressing story had he married, but I do not know a man who is not made merry by his pillow for one reason or another.

[Ehfahq]

If I were going to marry a pillow, it'd have to be this one. (http://www.templeofmick.com/blog/yoko1.jpg)

That is srsly disturbing.

[sillystou]

I lol'ed.

[kiggidykev]

I've made out with my pillow a few times, but marriage? No way. I'm not getting tied down

[bermuddy]

well now that the thread title is fixed my previous comment seems silly.

[kiggidykev]

I think it still makes sense, Muddy

[animemetalhead]

That is srsly disturbing.

Not really, do a Google image search of the character on the guy's pillow from the story: Fate Testarossa.

[bermuddy]

thanks, kev. you're a pal!

[Ehfahq]

Not really, do a Google image search of the character on the guy's pillow from the story: Fate Testarossa.

Its disturbing still.

[SynesterSeX]

LOL at the comment saying "I wonder how their kids will look like..."

[bood-boy]

i hope he cut a slit in it.

[sillystou]

Who said the pillow is female?

[DoILookFatInThese]

This man is way ahead of the rest of us. I dream of one day finding the happiness he so easily found.

[bood-boy]

at least u could cheat on it and not feel bad about it.

then again, i wonder what would happen if the pillow cheated on him.

[sillystou]

He would probably rip her to shreds.

[Banky71]

I like pillows!

[Lawdog1521]

This whole thing was kicked off when the guys friend said, "If you love that pillow so much why don't you marry it?"

Said sarcasm was obviously misconstrued.

[jimbury]

at least they'll never need to bolster their relationship.

[Lawdog1521]

at least they'll never need to bolster their relationship.

No, but the may need to reupholster it.

[animemetalhead]

No, but the may need to reupholster it.

*ba-dum tish*

[ArchangelZero]

i hope he cut a slit in it.

This post is win.:D

[General Lein979]

If I were going to marry a pillow, it'd have to be this one. (http://www.templeofmick.com/blog/yoko1.jpg)I don't want to think of what some nerd (creepy version) has done to that.

[SynesterSeX]

then again, i wonder what would happen if the pillow cheated on him.

Hahahaha epic win. Definately quoting this LOL

[DavyinaToga]

Boy, I can't wait until 2015, when news stores like this are everyday occurrences and Ein (http://images.paraorkut.com/img/animepics/images/e/ein_cowboy_bebop-12916.jpg) body pillows exist.

Speaking of Cowboy Bebop...


Why don't you just try and marry Kokonoe Rin? (http://konachan.com/post/show?md5=d399f273aa78102f80a785d9349f5343)

Here's a little something for you, Animemetalhead. (http://www.justmanga.com/jmcover/cowboyedplush.jpg) 8" tall, just long enough to fit! ;)

[Mystlyfe77]

I wonder if he's made the proper modifications in order....


i hope he cut a slit in it.

Goddamit bood, stop stealing my jokes before I read the thread.

[animemetalhead]

Boy, I can't wait until 2015, when news stores like this are everyday occurrences and Ein (http://images.paraorkut.com/img/animepics/images/e/ein_cowboy_bebop-12916.jpg) body pillows exist.

Speaking of Cowboy Bebop...



Here's a little something for you, Animemetalhead. (http://www.justmanga.com/jmcover/cowboyedplush.jpg) 8" tall, just long enough to fit! ;)

Nah, never been a big Cowboy Bebop fan. I prefer my lolicon more straight up, along the lines of Cardcaptor Sakura or Kodomo no Jikan.

[candysell]

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:confused: now why would he do that?

[Sarge51]

Because women are cruel. A pillow will never question your motives. It'll never refuse sexy time. It's nice to cuddle with.

Cons: It won't make you dinner.

[wolfdarkside]

A pillow?!?!?! what----the-----hack?!?!

[back_blows]

Because women are cruel. A pillow will never question your motives. It'll never refuse sexy time. It's nice to cuddle with.

Cons: It won't make you dinner.

Pro: It won't get mad at you for sleeping with another pillow.

[Banky71]

Pro: It won't get mad at you for sleeping with another pillow.

When it gets really old and used up you just go get a younger better looking pillow.

[wolfdarkside]

pro: you can usually get away with sleeping with more than one pillow at one time without a divorce

[DavyinaToga]

Pro - she listens. Only one I can think of.

Cons - won't give back massages; can't shower together; boring conversation; will never get black eyes

Ok, I'm kidding with that last con. I'm not really a sadistic chauvinist

[back_blows]

Cons - won't give back massages; can't shower together; boring conversation


There are so massage pillows. And I'm pretty sure you could shower with your pillow if you wanted to. You just have to throw it in the dryer for 1.5 hrs afterwards.

[overdriveguitarman]

There are so massage pillows. And I'm pretty sure you could shower with your pillow if you wanted to. You just have to throw it in the dryer for 1.5 hrs afterwards.

Plus, I talk to my pillow all the time! It's loads of fun!

My psychiatrist says it's normal! But then why do I have a psychiatrist anyway?

[weeyoo]

Is the pillow hot atleast?

[back_blows]

Plus, I talk to my pillow all the time! It's loads of fun!

My psychiatrist says it's normal! But then why do I have a psychiatrist anyway?

My pillow slept with my psychiatrist. What a cheating whore!!

[Lawdog1521]

I sleep with 3 pillows at once.

<que 70's porno music.>

[back_blows]

Lawdog, you wouldn't happen to have a moustache and a silk robe, would ya?

[Lawdog1521]

I do. :p And for some reason I was show up to fix the plumbing before I go to bed.

[back_blows]

I've always got an extra sausage pizza for some reason.

[GodKilla666]

I"ll bet he sleeps with the pillow between his legs