Post random movie quotes.

[Grimman_Dark]

MCLOVIN!!!! Were you just violating that girl with your penis?!

[Captain Zepp 07]

I got to shoot a cow with a bazooka

[afterstasis]

a couple of years ago a tornado hit this place... it killed the people left and right.
houses were split open and you could see necklaces hanging from branches of trees... dogs died. cats died.
i saw a girl fly through the sky and i looked up her skirt.

[bood-boy]

this is not me. im a professional ****ing thief, i dont kill people, who i dont have to, and i dont ****ing rape women! what you are doing, what you are ****ing doing, what you are doing is NOT HOW ITS DONE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

[kiggidykev]

I'm Ron Burgundy?

[bermuddy]

that's intense, bood.

[moose39]

I'm declaring war on anyone who sells drugs in our community.

But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-wqmnJrOFM)

[ASPRon]

Mike Mike the bear ate all my clothes except for these 2 condoms can i sleep in your tent?

[bermuddy]

i already post random movie quotes in other threads/twitter. i like to spread the wealth.

[Jglaubman]

"That's semen, alright!" - Chris Pontius, Jackass Number Two

[maitee1]

Let me tell you something ass-eyes, let me tell you ALL something: war has made me very PARANOID! and when you get to eye-balling me, makes my Agent Orange act up, makes me want to KILL!

[ROCKBANDFANATIC7526]

Airheads:

Rex: 67 copies of "Moby Dick".
Suzzi: The movie or the book?
Rex: They made a book outta that?

[Jixzer]

Try not to suck any **** on your way through the parking lot.

[Self edited, I honestly didn't think that word would make it through the filter, but considering it's context, I felt it best to [bleep] it out.] :)

[HeyRiles]

Greenbough, ALABAMA!!!!!!!!!

[bood-boy]

rule number 1, no noise, no questions. if you make a noise, mr .44 makes a noise. if you ask a question mr .44 answers it. now are you absolutely, positively clear about rule number 1? rule number 2, you do what we say, when we say it, if not, see rule number 1. rule number 3, dont you ever try and ****ing run on us. cause i got 6 little friends, and they can alll run faster than you can.

[Lawdog1521]

I think Eskimos are smug.

[back_blows]

It's so hot today. Milk was a bad choice.

[benson111]

Were in a tight spot.

[Sarge51]

Were in a tight spot.

Gopher, Everett?

[benson111]

Gopher, Everett?

Notice the misspelling? Tried to get the accent to come through...lol

;)

Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.

[bermuddy]

Were in a tight spot.

twss

[benson111]

twss

I love it when she says that. ;)

[bmaninc]

The human torch was denied a bank loan.

[bermuddy]

a la jolla man clings to life after being viciously attacked by a pack of wild dogs in an abandoned pool.

[Lawdog1521]

Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so quickly. When you're a teenager you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, "What happened to my twenties?" Your forties, you grow a little pot belly you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Your fifties you have a minor surgery. You'll call it a procedure, but it's a surgery. Your sixties you have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn't matter because you can't hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start eating dinner at two, lunch around ten, breakfast the night before. And you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate in soft yogurt and muttering "how come the kids don't call?" By your eighties, you've had a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can't stand but who you call mama. Any questions?

[tridentgum0]

You suck, you jackass.

[Grimman_Dark]

****ing Windows 98! Get Bill Gates in here!

[ROCKBANDFANATIC7526]

I know they were just kids...but we beat the **** out of them!

[Grimman_Dark]

"The sheriff is a ni-"*CLANG*
"What did he say?"
"He said 'The sheriff is near."

[Meatwad555]

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

[Banky71]

I dislike this thread. I like to post movie quotes at random where ever I choose and now I second guess my self.

[Lawdog1521]

In honor of my screen name:

"Wyatt Earp, huh? I heard of you."

"Listen, Mr. Kansas Law Dog. Law don't go around here. Savvy?"

"I'm retired."

"That's real good."

"Yeah, that's good, Mr. Law Dog, 'cause law don't go around here."

"I heard you the first time."

[Lawdog1521]

I dislike this thread. I like to post movie quotes at random where ever I choose and now I second guess my self.

This thread allows the billions I don't use to be used. It cleans out the system. :)

[Witticus]

I'm so glad I found this thread after watching The Room last night!

"For all I care you can drop off the face of the Earth, that's a promise!"

[jimbury]

Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: Let me understand. Every Friday night, you and your boys are shootin? crap, right? And every Friday night, your pal Snot Boogie... he'd wait till there's cash on the ground and he'd grab it and run away? You let him do that?
Kid: We'd catch him and beat his ass but ain't nobody ever go past that.
Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: I've gotta ask you: if every time Snot Boogie would grab the money and run away... why'd you even let him in the game?
Kid: What?
Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: Well, if every time, Snot Boogie stole the money, why'd you let him play?
Kid: Got to. It's America, man.

[Grimman_Dark]

"For all I care you can drop off the face of the Earth, that's a promise!"

You don't know anything Mark, keep your STUPID comments in your pocket!

[Kenny-Band]

I AM your father!!!!!

[Meatwad555]

Hulk Hogan, eat your heart out.

[jonoo24]

Carlos, not at the table!

[tridentgum0]

It's "not at the table, Carlos'' ;)

[n4sc4r]

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!

[Grimman_Dark]

I'm sorry, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

[ultimatespidey81]

i'm your huckleberry...

[Joey-Z]

What knockers!

[Lawdog1521]

i'm your huckleberry...

My fight's not with you, Holliday.

[ultimatespidey81]

it's true, you are a good woman. then again, you may be the antichrist.

[Lawdog1521]

Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.

[ultimatespidey81]

oh. johnny i apologize, i forgot you were there. you may go now.

[Lawdog1521]

You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?



(every line in that movie is quoatable. :D)

[ROCKBANDFANATIC7526]

You're right! You're not your dad! He could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves!

[ultimatespidey81]

you skin that smoke wagon and we'll see what happens.

[Lawdog1521]

"Nobody move!"

"Nonsense. By all means, move."

[ultimatespidey81]

i beg to differ, sir. we started a game we never got to finish. "play for blood," remember?

[Grimman_Dark]

Guy in line behind me orders a caramel machiato. All I can think is I should punch him in the face and tell him to respect women.

[gmarsh]

Greenbough, ALABAMA!!!!!!!!!

:D

[Der_Lex]

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

[DethTung]

"...so you get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good DAY sir!"

"WRONG!"

"Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

[HeyRiles]

How's the pie?
So good...

[Captain Zepp 07]

A mental mind f*** can be nice

[mjlambert1]

If you're going to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

[Witticus]

You don't know anything Mark, keep your STUPID comments in your pocket!

You're just a chicken! Chip-chip chip-chip!

[maitee1]

Today I step into the shoes of a great man, a man by the name of Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

[SynesterSeX]

Get to the CHOPPAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sillystou]

Phil?!?! Phil Conners?!?!?! I thought that was you!!!!

[Captain Zepp 07]

You're just a chicken! Chip-chip chip-chip!

No chicken escapes, from Tweety's farm!

[Ehfahq]

Doing stuff is overrated. Like Hitler. He did a lot. But don't we all wish he woulda just stayed home and gotten stoned?

[Lawdog1521]

Here's to swimmin with bow legged women.

[Ehfahq]

Id rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire.

[Lawdog1521]

"Can't you see this horse loves me?"

"I had a woman kiss me like that... it didn't make her my wife."

[ROCKBANDFANATIC7526]

‘If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!’

[Banky71]

If I gotta tell you again, the wind is gonna be whistlin' Dixie through a hole in your face, you ****. Me and you are goin' to bed together, that's a fact. I'm gonna make hate to you.

[bermuddy]

"No, no, no, no. Not my boat. My boss's boat. Yeah, we hit this reef. Huge son-of-a-*****. Ran the whole coast."

"Wait. The Great Barrier Reef?

"You've heard of it, huh? Smart lady."

[CrazyIvan]

Whatever became of the moment when one first knew about death? There must have been one. A moment. In childhood. When it first occured to you that you don't go on forever. Must have been shattering. Stamped into one's memory. And yet, I can't remember it. It never occured to me at all. We must be born with an intuition of mortality. Before we know the word for it. Before we know that there are words. Out we come, bloodied and squawling, with the knowledge that for all the points of the compass, theres only one direction. And time is its only measure.

[Ehfahq]

Powerbomb! Courtesy of Captain Insano!

[Lawdog1521]

"Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?"

"Hmmm... Sure, that and a pair of testicles"

[Ehfahq]

Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea. It's all here, ready. Fresh as harvest day!

[ultimatespidey81]

you don't understand! i coulda had class. i coulda been a contender. i could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.

[Lawdog1521]

"I had doll like that once. But my cat, he bite his head off."

"What kind of cat would do that?"

"You calling me a liar!?!"

[ultimatespidey81]

bring out the gimp..

[Der_Lex]

Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.

[ROCKBANDFANATIC7526]

"How do you know my dimwitted inexperience isn't really a subtle form of manipulation used to lower peoples expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to maneuver myself within any given situation?"

[ultimatespidey81]

show me the money!!

[Lawdog1521]

"It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."

"Is that Rush?"

[Der_Lex]

"It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my fear is gone I will turn and face fear's path, and only I will remain.

[Lawdog1521]

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my fear is gone I will turn and face fear's path, and only I will remain.

I actually didn't know that quote was from Dune until I looked it up. The film I took it from is called The Grand, a funny "mockumentery" about poker players. It's one of the players mantra. That's why I liked David Cross's responce of, "Is that Rush?" :p

[Der_Lex]

I actually didn't know that quote was from Dune until I looked it up. The film I took it from is called The Grand, a funny "mockumentery" about poker players. It's one of the players mantra. That's why I liked David Cross's responce of, "Is that Rush?" :p

I am disappointed.

But if you walk without rhythm, you won't attract the worm.

[ROCKBANDFANATIC7526]

Dune was on encore yesterday.

[Lawdog1521]

I am disappointed.

But if you walk without rhythm, you won't attract the worm.


Dune was on encore yesterday.

Not that I'm pointing fingers. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UIO2dAGjgE&feature=related) :p

[ROCKBANDFANATIC7526]

Heh

[Der_Lex]

Not that I'm pointing fingers. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UIO2dAGjgE&feature=related) :p

Dude, I play D&D and LARP, married a woman who does the same, named my firstborn after a character from an obscure fantasy novel (merely because I liked the name, mind you), listen to prog, and spend most of the rest of my free time gaming. Liking Dune is the least of all the reasons one can have for calling me a nerd, which is like calling water wet anyway. :D

[Lawdog1521]

But I said I wasn't pointing fingers. :p

[Sonata]

" Lt. Dan...Ice Cream!"

[sillystou]

I'll be back.

[DrumStix]

GET TO DA CHOPPA! NAO!!!!!

:p

[Lawdog1521]

Sir, you can't let him in here. He'll see everything. He'll see the big board!

[Banky71]

This whole ****ing world's gone to the dogs. How do we fix it? I've got some ideas. Forced sterilization, government sanctioned abortion, mass murder, plague, accident, natural disaster, all around chaos, whatever. The point being; the more people who die and the less who are born, the better.

[topperharley]

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[Banky71]

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

HAHA 10 more posts and you are at 10,000!

[Lawdog1521]

Right turn, Clyde.

[topperharley]

Trent, the beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift.

[Lawdog1521]

There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch your mamma in the mouth.

[BevoTheWarrior]

What's a Nubian?

[Lawdog1521]

We are number one. All others are number two, or lower.

[jimbury]

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

[Meatwad555]

Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Farva: Yeah, thanks.
Second Dimpus Guy: Roger, holding the spit.
Farva: Gimme a pie... apple.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.
Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
Farva: I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!
Dimpus Burger Guy: Uhh, right. Beverage?
Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Farva: A litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?
Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva?
Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!
Dimpus Burger Guy: I don't know what that is!
Farva: Litre is French for... give me my ****in' cola before I break VOUS ****IN' LIP!

[ffwarrior47]

"Yes, a tiny net is a death sentence, it's a net and it's tiny!"

[Dante1847]

one of my favorites:

"Tell me kid, you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

[n4sc4r]

I know what you're thinking; "Did he fire six shots or only five?". Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kind of lost track myself. But, being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question. "Do I feel lucky?". Well, do ya, punk?

[ROCKBANDFANATIC7526]

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the **** out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya mother****er! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering ***** ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

[Lawdog1521]

I say that's bold talk for a one eyed fat man.

[Lawdog1521]

Since it's on TCM right now...

Top of the world ma!

[Banky71]

This wasn't like any old Leprechaun that you wouldn't say hello twice to. But who was he, but Brian Conners himself, the King of them all! But I got me eye fixed on 'im. They can't escape, ye know, as long as ye don't look away. Now the night was dark, and the mountain was covered with mist, and the moon was no bigger than the light from a hay-penny candle. But it didn't hide 'im from me, for there he stood, with an angry little gob on him, an' his face as fierce as fire...

[topperharley]

Say what again. Say what again! I dare you. I double dare you mother ****er, say what one more ***damn time!

[Der_Lex]

You know you've reached rock bottom when you're told you have character flaws by a man who hanged his predecessor in a military coup.

[Lawdog1521]

Many have died, last week, on these streets. In the basement of this building, you will find them. I have given them the last rites. Now, you do what you will. You are stronger than us. But soon, I think they be stronger than you. When the dead walk, señores, we must stop the killing... or lose the war.

[jrcronlakers]

W.W. Beauchamp: Who, uh, who'd you kill first?
Will Munny: Huh?
W.W. Beauchamp: When confronted by superior numbers, an experienced gunfighter will always fire on the best shot first.
Will Munny: Is that so?
W.W. Beauchamp: Yeah, Little Bill told me that. And you probably killed him first, didn't you?
Will Munny: I was lucky in the order, but I've always been lucky when it comes to killin' folks.
W.W. Beauchamp: And so, who was next? It was Clyde, right? You must have killed Clyde. Well, it could have been Deputy Andy. Wasn't it? Or, or...
[Will points the rifle in his face]
Will Munny: All I can tell you is who's gonna be last.

[Fishy70]

Frankly my dear I don't give a damn

[Lawdog1521]

You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together, I've got nothing better to do.

[topperharley]

Kaaahn!! Kaaahn!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTMI6v9NyJg&feature=related)

[Banky71]

What do I really have left in life but this place? It ain't much of a home, but it's all I got. Well, goddamnit. I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a ***** in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and **** 'em down the visitors toilet!

[I_Use_Shamwows]

Keep it clean - Der_Lex

[Lameboy19]

"Bang Bang Mommy!"

[Lawdog1521]

Put some hot sauce on my burrito baby... cause you know you look good to me

[Skittles]

You're not wrong Walter, you're just an assh*le.

[jimbury]

This guy ain't a gangster, his real name is Clarence.

[sillystou]

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.

[jimbury]

Its not lupus

[Lawdog1521]

"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."

"Thanks for the tip."

[jimbury]

Good news, boppers. The big alert has been called off. I turns out that the early reports were wrong. All wrong. Now, for that group out there that had such a hard time getting home, sorry 'bout that, i guess the only thing we can do is play you a song.

[ROCKBANDFANATIC7526]

Gangster Johnny on TV: Hold it right there!
Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: This is the Concierge, sir.
Gangster Johnny on TV: I knew it was you. I could smell ya getting off the elevator! You was here, last night too, wasn't ya?
Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: Yes... sir, I was.
Gangster Johnny on TV: You was here, and you was smoochin' wit my brother!
Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: [after a pause] I'm terribly sorry, sir, I'm afraid you're mistaken.
Gangster Johnny on TV: Don't gimme that! You've been smoochin' wit everybody! Snuffy. Al. Leo. Little Moe, with the gimpy leg. Cheeks. Boney Bob. Cliff.
Officer Cliff: [gasps] No!
[others stare at him in disgust]
Officer Cliff: It's a lie!
Gangster Johnny on TV: I could go on forever, baby!

[Lawdog1521]

"Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

"Germans?"

"Forget it, he's rolling."

[back_blows]

"I manage a baseball team."

"Oh, little league?"

"Fantasy league."

[Lawdog1521]

In honor of Peter Graves...

Tommy, do you like gladiator movies?

[back_blows]

"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."

[DrewLee865]

And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage.

[DrumStix]

"Humph, all the p**cks move to California. They oughta call it "P**ckifornia"."

[Dante1847]

"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the war room!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAeqVGP-GPM)

love it

[Lameboy19]

- "Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?!"

- "I don't listen to hip hop!"

[Grimman_Dark]

Gentlemen, let us begin Operation Black Shield!

[WiiLOL11235]

THE MAN!!!!!! THE MAN ON THE MOTORCYCLE I HIT HIM WITH A BURRITO!
World's Largest Baby. That's a fact!
Guano bowl...collect the whole set!
ThReE dArTs Is ToO MuCh!
Where'd You Get your clothes, at the..toilet store?
Who Throws a shoe? Honestly!
TOIIIIIIGHT LOIK A TOOOOIIIIIIGRRRRRRR
Not As much as i'm worried about Gretel
HEAD! MOVE!
You suck, d***!
BATS! THEY'RE IN MY HAIR! THEY'RE IN MY HAAAIR!
Ralph.....she's my friend

[jimbury]

Time.......to die

[maitee1]

Are you trying to say that Jesus can't hit a curveball

[gmarsh]

That's all we got? One goddamn hit?

[maitee1]

Is it true that there's a point on a man's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?

[ROCKBANDFANATIC7526]

"Hey Jack, watch your cigarettes with this guy!"

[bood-boy]

Are you trying to say that Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball

fixed ;)

[XxxadxxX]

I'M TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN.... If this is already been added, I'm sorry.

[Captain Zepp 07]

Mom, the meatloaf. F*uck!

[Lawdog1521]

We've come for your daughter Chuck.

[gmarsh]

Those must be comfortable shoes.

[Train05]

Why can't I get some sharks with fricken lazer beams on their heads!

[XxxadxxX]

Rocky road.... Huha

[XxxadxxX]

Were gonna need a bigger boat....

[ham736]

"Revenge is a dish best served cold"

[Lawdog1521]

If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak. Now are you gonna help me or are you gonna stand there like a slab of meat with mittens?

[maitee1]

You're drivin' along, la-de-da, woo. All of a sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes. EEEEEEEEE! Whoa, that was close. Ha-ha. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads. You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along, the kids start shouting from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, damn it!" Truck tire. EEEEEEEE! I CAN'T STOP!

There's a cliff! AAAAAHH! And your family's screaming,

"Oh my God, we're burning alive!" "No! I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon...

And the medic gets out and says, "Oh my God". New guy's around the corner puking his guts out.

All because you want to save a couple extra pennies. And to me, it doesn't...

[CrazyIvan]

Johnny Dangerously: Whatcha cookin' here ma?
Ma Kelly: Beer.
Johnny Dangerously: With noodles! Great idea!

[SynesterSeX]

From the movie Escape From Guantanamo Bay:

"Mothafu**a, mah Jordans n!gga!"

[XxxadxxX]

Jamie- "Was that the boogieman?" Dr. Loomis- "As a matter a fact it was"

[jimbury]

I'm scared to close my eyes. I'm scared to open them.

[jrcronlakers]

Vincent, get in the car, this is embarrassing. You're acting like some girl who got felt up at the drive-in.

[CrazyIvan]

We fight for men and women whose poetry is not yet written but which will presently be as enviable and as renowned as any.

[jimbury]

Zulus sir, faaaaaasands ov em

[maitee1]

Oh, no! Hey, Bandit, Hey, Bandit, listen to this! You know who that is? That's Mr. Evil Knievel. He snuck in my back door, son, when I wasn't lookin'. You better flip-flop back here and gimme' a hand, son, or we gonna be in a heap of trouble.

[ROCKBANDFANATIC7526]

"What the hell are you doing?"

I'm kicking my own ASS! Do ya MIND?!?!

[Daytripped]

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?

[HeyRiles]

"But then one night I was brushing out my hair when I got home, and I found this spit wad, but it was really a note and it said, 'What's up?' and I was like that is so cute. And then I liked him."

[LegendofRock3021]

"What we got here is... failure to communicate."

[Grimman_Dark]

That's alot of fish.

[stevonub420]

That's what I like about all these high school girls. I get older,they stay the same age.

[Lawdog1521]

Oh, that man's insane. Doesn't he know bones are crunchy? Who'd want a crunchy pudding?

[Dante1847]

"What we got here is... failure to communicate."

Cool Hand Luke is arguably one of the best films ever for having that line and the scene with the chick washing the car.

[Lawdog1521]

Cool Hand Luke is arguably one of the best films ever for having that line and the scene with the chick washing the car.

Oh Lucille, she don’t know what she’s doin…

[maitee1]

My a--hole brother bought her back in September '57. That's when you got your new model year, in September. Brand-new, she was. She had the smell of a brand-new car. That's just about the finest smell in the world, 'cept maybe for pu--y.

[jimbury]

Funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to ****en' amuse you? How da **** am I funny? What da **** is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny.

[BuRn7 CaK3]

I know I'm going to have this wrong in a way, but whatever.

"Did you fall into some mud?"
"Yes, because I'm the only person to find white mud. I'm going to be rich."
"I said crud. Did you fall into some crud?"

I miss Chris Farley. :(

[Lawdog1521]

Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.

[WiiLOL11235]

BEEF JERKY TIME!

"VENTURAAAAAAAAAAA....."
"Yes, Satan?"
...
"OH! I thought you were someone else"

TAKE THAT YOU WINGED SPAWN OF SATAN!!!
at least i still have the torch. That's All I need.
*squeak*
DIE DEVILBIRD!!

[Grimman_Dark]

Son, if you ever say another derogetory term about Elvis Aaron Presley in my presence, I will beat the living SH*T out of you!!!!

[gmarsh]

YOU are gonna be a General someday, Gump!

[Dante1847]

if I remember correctly, I quoted the following in my high school senior profile:

"Let's go man, this place is dead anyways"

[Lawdog1521]

Woman...

woe-man...

whoooa-man.

She was a thief, you gotta believe, she stole my heart and my cat.

Betty, Judy, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they make me horny, Saturday morny... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Hey Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love.

[ROCKBANDFANATIC7526]

"I don't know Lloyd... the French are asswholes".

[gmarsh]

Hakuna matata, b*tches!

[tridentgum0]

Do it for Johnny, man, DO IT FOR JOHNNY.

[ROCKBANDFANATIC7526]

I liked the guess the quote thread, so...


^ The Outsiders, great cast, all were so damn young at the time.

[tridentgum0]

It's also the only good book I've been forced to read for a class. I liked to read in elementary school, but these ******ed required reads killed it.

[CrazyIvan]

Quick impression for you: Caw! Caw! Bang! F***, I'm dead!

[CaptainKicker]

"What about my prime, Mick? At least you had a prime! I had no prime, I had nothin'!"

[maitee1]

These are the rules. Everybody fights, nobody quits. If you don't do your job I'll kill you myself. Welcome to the Roughnecks

[RockBandRocker]

The new sheriff's a -

What did he say?
The sheriff's near

No, the sheriff is a -

[Lawdog1521]

That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned.

[ROCKBANDFANATIC7526]

"FUBAR"

"F*d Up Beyond All Recognition"

[maitee1]

Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?

[jimbury]

I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth; banks are going bust; shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter; punks are running wild in the street, and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it.

We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat. And we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be!

We all know things are bad -- worse than bad -- they're crazy.

It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out any more. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we're living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, "Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials, and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone."

Well, I'm not going to leave you alone.

I want you to get mad!

I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot. I don't want you to write to your Congressman, because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street.

All I know is that first, you've got to get mad.

You've gotta say, "I'm a human being, goddammit! My life has value!"

So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell,

"I'm as mad as hell,

and I'm not going to take this anymore!!"

[bermuddy]

Harriet. Sweet Harriet. Hard-hearted harbinger of haggus. Beautiful, bemused, belicose butcher. So knowing, so trusting, so lov-ed. He wants you back he screams into the night air, like a fireman going to a window that has no fire, ‘cept the passion of his heart. I am lonely, It’s really hard. This poem sucks.

[RockBandRocker]

There can be ONLY ONE!!

[Lawdog1521]

They’re coming to get you Barbra.

[ROCKBANDFANATIC7526]

"Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer."

[jimbury]

Punch it Chewie

[stevonub420]

Maybe they were psychos?

Psychos??? Psychos don't blow up when sunlight hits them,i don't give a f*** how crazy they are!

[Grimman_Dark]

No Sabrina, don't just look at it, I want you to EAT IT!!!

[DrowGamer77]

Reuben, I'm in a situation here. We have to leave now.
No. Can we stay a couple more minutes?
Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.
I don't know what that means.
I tried to fart and a little **** came out. I just sharted. Now let's go.
You're the most disgusting person I've ever met in my life.

[Lawdog1521]

“What is your nationality?”

“I’m a drunkard.”

[jimbury]

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive..." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"

[maitee1]

Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article "Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World," but now I think I might as well just call it "Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No Ni***rs Allowed in There!

[RockBandRocker]

A boy's best friend is his mother!

[Banky71]

"You are the reason we need people like Iron Monkey!"

[topperharley]

No, I like to rock n' roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3.

[jimbury]

You killed my brother, now you will pay!

[Banky71]

Hulk SMASH!

[RockBandRocker]

They're breakdance fighting!

[ROCKBANDFANATIC7526]

If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir?

Who can say. Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.

[benson111]

Sea Monkey's Got My Money.

[topperharley]

I strenuously object? Is that how it works? Hm? "Objection." "Overruled." "Oh, no, no, no. No, I STRENUOUSLY object." "Oh. Well, if you strenuously object then I should take some time to reconsider."

[RockBandRocker]

Ni!

[ROCKBANDFANATIC7526]

You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

A hospital? What is it?

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

[jimbury]

Politics man. If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision - let go before it's too late or hold on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworths, man. The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over, and as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black

[Skittles]

Ni!
ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-fuhclang-zoom-boing!

[RockBandRocker]

ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-fuhclang-zoom-boing!

You must bring us...

A SHRUBBERY!!

[WiiLOL11235]

Ni!
Nu!

[topperharley]

Wrong! Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

[tridentgum0]

Ni!


Nu!


Wrong! Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

Throughout this whole thread, these may be the first quotes I recognize.

[ROCKBANDFANATIC7526]

Throughout this whole thread, these may be the first quotes I recognize.

Watch more movies! :p

[Banky71]

Hi!

[ROCKBANDFANATIC7526]

Hi!

From witch film? haha :p

[Banky71]

From witch film? haha :p

Almost all of them!

[ROCKBANDFANATIC7526]

Really?! I haven't noticed!!!

[GreatJedi7]

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

[LuigiD]

Shwing!

[GreatJedi7]

Wrong! Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

Inconceivable! And remember, the Dread Pirate Roberts takes no prisoners.

"Sorry Sir, doing my best."
"Who Made that man a gunner?"
"I did sir... He's my cousin."
"Who is that?"
"He's an a--hole, sir."
"I know that, what is his name?"
"That is his name, sir. Lieutenant Major A--hole."
"How many a--holes we got on this ship anyways?"
"YO!"
"I knew it, I'm surrounded by a--holes..."

"LUDICROUS SPEED!!!!!!!!"

"Lone Starr. I am your Father's Cousin's Nephew's Mother's Brother's Former Roommate!"
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing!"

[schmeankman]

How does a young man like yourself afford a ranch like this?


Just lucky I guess.

[RockBandRocker]

Whom would you have me welease?

WELEASE WODGER!

I shall release...Wodger!

Sir, we have no Wodger.

We have...no Wodger!

THEN WELEASE WODDEWICK!

[WiiLOL11235]

Ralph!

[jimbury]

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told. It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. Now it puts the lotion in the basket. PUT THE F*CKIN' LOTION IN THE BASKET!

[RockBandRocker]

A census taker once tried to test me...

I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

*tst tst tst tst tst*

[tridentgum0]

"We ain't found ****!''

[CrazyIvan]

Apparently, he's got a record longer than my... well, it's long.

[RockBandRocker]

You think it takes talent to play Frankenstein? It's all make-up and grunting! Now Dracula, that takes talent. It's all in the eyes and the voice and the hand!

[sillystou]

"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly... "

[ROCKBANDFANATIC7526]

Ian: You're on the air!
Butt-head: [on phone] Whoa! Am I on the air?
Beavis: Come on, Butt-head, give me the phone.
Ian: [to Beavis and Butt-head] What? Am I speaking English, what did I just say dip****?
Chazz: So, what do you guys want?
Butt-head: You guys are, like, The Lone Rangers, right?
Chazz: Yes.
Butt-head: We saw you guys at The Wheel Well last month. You suck!
Rex: Hey, come down here and say that, you punks!
Chazz: Yeah, well, you can kiss my ass.
Butt-head: Why don't you make the chicks get naked?
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! Naked!

[maitee1]

I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Pop

[sillystou]

"Lorraine, my density has bought me to you. "

[VictorSxL]

By the hammer of thor!

[CrazyIvan]

By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged.

[Lawdog1521]

“I’m not staying in here, I’m going out and experiencing free love.”

“Free love was the 60’s”

“This is the 80’s. We get Ronald Reagan and AIDS.”

[MrFruitLord]

I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth; banks are going bust; shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter; punks are running wild in the street, and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it.

We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat. And we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be!

We all know things are bad -- worse than bad -- they're crazy.

It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out any more. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we're living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, "Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials, and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone."

Well, I'm not going to leave you alone.

I want you to get mad!

I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot. I don't want you to write to your Congressman, because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street.

All I know is that first, you've got to get mad.

You've gotta say, "I'm a human being, goddammit! My life has value!"

So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell,

"I'm as mad as hell,

and I'm not going to take this anymore!!"

[DrowGamer77]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!! (http://nerdarama.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/kahn-captain-kirk-star-trek.jpg)

[WiiLOL11235]

The Human Torch Was Denied a Bankloan
ow now brown cow

[XxxadxxX]

Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair.
Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth.
Oh really fool. Really.

Stop looking at me swan