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someone180
03-22-2010, 07:05 PM
Do you have any other jobs at HMX except monitoring these forums?

Do you get paid to monitor the forums?

Do you get an evil pleasure when you ban people?

jonoo24
03-22-2010, 07:08 PM
I would guess no, no and no.

One of them lives in nebraska, the other in australia, and one in antwerp.

I have no clue were magnet lives.

fuselage321
03-22-2010, 07:10 PM
and one in antwerp.

Where's that?

XxxadxxX
03-22-2010, 07:10 PM
^ stranger danger

fuselage321
03-22-2010, 07:14 PM
^ stranger danger

Trust me, I'd never go THAT far............:o

jonoo24
03-22-2010, 07:16 PM
Belgium, and that's lex's territory

clashcityrocker10
03-22-2010, 07:17 PM
Where's that?

Belgium.

Edit: ninja'd

fuselage321
03-22-2010, 07:18 PM
Lol, Im scared now. Does Lex still have his cat?

That scary, scary cat...........

:eek:

ROCKBANDFANATIC7526
03-22-2010, 07:27 PM
Yes, so you better watch out. ;)

fuselage321
03-22-2010, 07:30 PM
Yes, so you better watch out. ;)

Uh- Oh...........

Oscar-Rio
03-22-2010, 07:31 PM
it's a widely known fact that moderators are paid with peanut butter, re-toasted bread and the bathtub whiskey HMXsean brews.

ROCKBANDFANATIC7526
03-22-2010, 07:34 PM
Good ol Moonshine.

Der_Lex
03-22-2010, 07:34 PM
Do you have any other jobs at HMX except monitoring these forums?

Only those of us that have HMX in their username do. The rest of us, like myself, have other jobs and moderating is a weird kind of hobby, or at least something to do to take our mind off of our actual work for a bit.


Do you get paid to monitor the forums?

Only in the eternal gratitude of the HMX community team, which takes many forms best left to the imagination.


Do you get an evil pleasure when you ban people?

No, although there is sometimes a sense of satisfaction when somebody really, really deserved it (bigoted comments, blatant flaming/trolling, etc).


Lol, Im scared now. Does Lex still have his cat?

That scary, scary cat...........

:eek:

Yes, Castor's still here. And he's still watching what you type from one of my chairs, observing, planning, scheming...

fuselage321
03-22-2010, 07:47 PM
Yes, Castor's still here. And he's still watching what you type from one of my chairs, observing, planning, scheming...

GULP


Oh boy............

someone180
03-22-2010, 07:52 PM
No, although there is sometimes a sense of satisfaction when somebody really, really deserved it (bigoted comments, blatant flaming/trolling, etc).


In other words, evil pleasure...;)

So that makes me want to ask another question.

How did you become a mod?

Der_Lex
03-22-2010, 07:58 PM
In other words, evil pleasure...;)

So that makes me want to ask another question.

How did you become a mod?

Awesomeness detection.

someone180
03-22-2010, 07:59 PM
Awesomeness detection.

Wow....I'm gonna have to get some of that Awesomeness.

a21schizoidman
03-22-2010, 08:00 PM
bathtub whiskey HMXsean brews.

i'll take a jug of that

Oscar-Rio
03-22-2010, 08:01 PM
i'll take a jug of that

it's available in jug form only. the jug also has XXX as the brand.

Magnet
03-22-2010, 08:44 PM
How did you become a mod?

Bitten by a radioactive Johnlok

tridentgum0
03-22-2010, 08:56 PM
it's a widely known fact that moderators are paid with peanut butter, re-toasted bread and the bathtub whiskey HMXsean brews.

If I were a moderator I'd ask to paid in gum.

a21schizoidman
03-22-2010, 09:08 PM
it's available in jug form only. the jug also has XXX as the brand.

damn, i wanted XXXXX

Apples
03-22-2010, 09:50 PM
This forum is my job. It doesn't pay anything though. I get by living in a cardboard box, modding the forums on a stolen netbook and pirated wifi connection. The satisfaction of a ban puts enough warmth in my heart to overcome the most savage hunger pains.*






*The above statement may not have any truth to it.

TeamAliceFTW
03-22-2010, 09:55 PM
If I were a moderator I'd ask to paid in gum.

No one ever pays me in gum...

MrFruitLord
03-22-2010, 10:04 PM
Awesomeness detection.

That's why I must be your favorite poster.

Der_Lex
03-22-2010, 10:05 PM
This forum is my job. It doesn't pay anything though. I get by living in a cardboard box, modding the forums on a stolen netbook and pirated wifi connection. The satisfaction of a ban puts enough warmth in my heart to overcome the most savage hunger pains.

And if you do a good job, Henry beats you with his own hands instead of with the belt. It's that personal touch that makes it worthwhile.

TeamAliceFTW
03-22-2010, 10:08 PM
And if you do a good job, Henry beats you with his own hands instead of with the belt. It's that personal touch that makes it worthwhile.

Eh, I think I'd be fine without the belt. I've always wondered what Henry's hands felt like.

Joey-Z
03-22-2010, 10:09 PM
This forum is my job. It doesn't pay anything though. I get by living in a cardboard box, modding the forums on a stolen netbook and pirated wifi connection. The satisfaction of a ban puts enough warmth in my heart to overcome the most savage hunger pains.*






*The above statement may not have any truth to it.
I have a question for you; why apples and not some other kind of nutritious fruit?

TeamAliceFTW
03-22-2010, 10:10 PM
I have a question for you; why apples and not some other kind of nutritious fruit?

Bananas was too homosexual.

MrFruitLord
03-22-2010, 10:12 PM
Watermelons were the opposite.

TeamAliceFTW
03-22-2010, 10:12 PM
And MrFruitLord told him to.

Lawdog1521
03-23-2010, 02:16 AM
it's a widely known fact that moderators are paid with peanut butter, re-toasted bread and the bathtub whiskey HMXsean brews.


Good ol Moonshine.


i'll take a jug of that


it's available in jug form only. the jug also has XXX as the brand.

You guys do know he still uses that same bathtub for bathing?

Ewww... I'll pass.

a21schizoidman
03-23-2010, 02:21 AM
You guys do know he still uses that same bathtub for bathing?

Ewww... I'll pass.

that only makes it better

bengino
03-23-2010, 02:33 AM
i used to moderate over at another forum a few years back. The hardest part for me was trying to figure if it was indeed over the line or not and if banning/delete/closing was the appropriate decision of the matter. Else then that, i was like everyone else, posted my opinion without stepping on toes (you can't act like you are above anyone else when you are a mod) and just met some ok people. I've since left that community due to conflicts and the such, i tried to go back there anonymously without creating a stir, and got called out and just flat out blasted, haven't returned since. The interwebs can be fun, i left this place for awhile (did not make any dramatic posting or anything) came back, but try to avoid the ultimate setlist section as much as i can, that's my thing.

Sorry for thread jacking and for going slightly off topic, carry on.

BuRn7 CaK3
03-23-2010, 02:46 AM
Bitten by a radioactive Johnlok

I miss Johnlok... :(

Daesania
03-23-2010, 02:48 AM
Access to the "secret" mod forums is more than enough pay. The stuff that goes on behind closed doors is pure comedy gold sometimes. :)

sa_nick
03-23-2010, 04:01 AM
Do you have any other jobs at HMX except monitoring these forums?

Do you get paid to monitor the forums?

Do you get an evil pleasure when you ban people?

I guess I've done some unofficial PR type stuff, putting on RB shows at a few big events around Australia. It's not like HMX paid me or anything but I had their permission and they sent me a sweet swag with new equipment for the expo/convention attendees to use plus some prizes (ranging from stickers/buttons to shirts to copies of games and guitars).


Access to the "secret" mod forums is more than enough pay. The stuff that goes on behind closed doors is pure comedy gold sometimes. :)

It's not that same without you though... *tear*

Daesania
03-23-2010, 07:06 AM
It's not that same without you though... *tear*

Awww I miss you guys too <3

Der_Lex
03-23-2010, 08:41 AM
It's not that same without you though... *tear*

Seconded. There's a distinct lack of harassment in there these days. It's not quite the same without the Pink Ranger. :(

RockBandRocker
03-23-2010, 08:49 AM
Does anyone know what happened to the "If the Rock Band forums were like High School..." thread?

I seem to remember the moderators were like the jocks. They all ate together in the cafeteria and stuffed the trolls into lockers.

Starfleet_Rambo
03-23-2010, 08:56 AM
Can I be a moderator on April Fool's Day and ban Der_Lex & Co.? :D

Der_Lex
03-23-2010, 08:59 AM
Does anyone know what happened to the "If the Rock Band forums were like High School..." thread?

I seem to remember the moderators were like the jocks. They all ate together in the cafeteria and stuffed the trolls into lockers.

Only in this virtual bizarro-world can any of us mods possibly be perceived as jocks. Really, just the thought of any amount of exercise beyond RB drumming makes us tired. :D


Can I be a moderator on April Fool's Day and ban Der_Lex & Co.? :D

But we were already 'banned' last year... We'll have to come up with something new. Or not, if we're feeling too lazy again. :D

RockBandRocker
03-23-2010, 09:06 AM
Only in this virtual bizarro-world can any of us mods possibly be perceived as jocks. Really, just the thought of any amount of exercise beyond RB drumming makes us tired. :D


I seriously remember there was a thread where people were talking about how the HMX crew were the preppy rich kids, the mods were the jocks, people in WAYDRN? were "the clique", etc., etc.


Am I remembering a thread that never existed? :confused:

bermuddy
03-23-2010, 09:12 AM
only on the internet could i be perceived as one of the "cool" kids.

RockBandRocker
03-23-2010, 09:26 AM
Found it! (Thank you Search function)

http://www.rockband.com/forums/showthread.php?t=126888


(For a minute there, I was beginning to think my mind had come undone.)

kiggidykev
03-23-2010, 09:27 AM
All I know is I was compared to that teacher with the motorcycle from Boy Meets World and it made me happy

RockBandRocker
03-23-2010, 09:29 AM
All I know is I was compared to that teacher with the motorcycle from Boy Meets World and it made me happy

Wasn't he their English Lit teacher?

He was the coolest one (after Mr. Feeny)

bermuddy
03-23-2010, 09:31 AM
that guy had flowing brown locks. i dont see the similarites!

bmaninc
03-23-2010, 09:45 AM
I'm always one of the cool kids, don't kid yourself.

Apples
03-23-2010, 11:19 AM
I have a question for you; why apples and not some other kind of nutritious fruit?

The apple is the true king of fruits. It is both delicious and nutritious. Both red and green. (And sometimes yellow!)

Its forms are insidious... juice, fruit, cider, and sauce. It is a pie, a fritter, it is covered in caramel, and bobbed after relentlessly.

Any other fruit is a mere shadow of the apple's greatness.

kiggidykev
03-23-2010, 11:21 AM
Apples are highly suggestible to peer pressure, though. I heard that even one bad one can spoil a bunch

Apples
03-23-2010, 11:23 AM
Apples are highly suggestible to peer pressure, though. I heard that even one bad one can spoil a bunch

Taken daily we can also keep the doctor away.

And what about that whole gravity thing with Sir Issac Newton. Yeah. Not to be taking credit, but I'll be taking credit.

HeyRiles
03-23-2010, 11:25 AM
Found it! (Thank you Search function)

http://www.rockband.com/forums/showthread.php?t=126888


(For a minute there, I was beginning to think my mind had come undone.)

I got stuck at the same table as Erin and Stewie? Worst lunch ever

kiggidykev
03-23-2010, 11:25 AM
Didn't Apples play a big part in getting us kicked out of Eden?

Apples
03-23-2010, 11:33 AM
Didn't Apples play a big part in getting us kicked out of Eden?

No, that was all the woman's fault. (As usual)

bermuddy
03-23-2010, 11:35 AM
i'm not even on that ridiculous list!

Banky71
03-23-2010, 11:47 AM
i'm not even on that ridiculous list!

Worst list ever!

kiggidykev
03-23-2010, 11:52 AM
Muddy, you can be the wise old janitor

bermuddy
03-23-2010, 11:52 AM
that would be banky!

Banky71
03-23-2010, 11:54 AM
that would be banky!

You can be my assisstant!

bermuddy
03-23-2010, 11:54 AM
my day just keeps getting better.

Daesania
03-23-2010, 11:57 AM
Seconded. There's a distinct lack of harassment in there these days. It's not quite the same without the Pink Ranger. :(
Aww, you're too sweet. :o


No, that was all the woman's fault. (As usual)
ZING!

Renrock
03-23-2010, 12:07 PM
Didn't Apples play a big part in getting us kicked out of Eden?

I heard he has worms

HMXDungHeaver
03-23-2010, 12:19 PM
I love the moderators.

Also, DerLex, I think I will actually be in Brussels/Antwerp and/or Bruges (tentatively scheduled for 6/13 to 6/15ish). Let me know if you'll be around.

bmaninc
03-23-2010, 12:33 PM
I am a jock.

Well, that was uninspiring. I have a feeling part 2 of that would be quite different.

Der_Lex
03-23-2010, 12:45 PM
I love the moderators.

Also, DerLex, I think I will actually be in Brussels/Antwerp and/or Bruges (tentatively scheduled for 6/13 to 6/15ish). Let me know if you'll be around.

I should be around in June, so if you decide to hit Antwerp, just let me know.

Mystlyfe77
03-23-2010, 01:20 PM
Awesomeness detection.

Clearly failed on the case of Der_Lex.

TeamAliceFTW
03-23-2010, 04:05 PM
Someone should start that thread up again.

Der_Lex
03-23-2010, 04:58 PM
Clearly failed on the case of Der_Lex.

Of course it failed. The detector that can handle this much awesome hasn't been built yet.

gmarsh
03-23-2010, 05:04 PM
Just took a look at the high school thread. When it was made, I wasn't well known enough to be included.

But just let it be known, I would be the guy with the lazy eye in the back corner of the room eating paste.

kiggidykev
03-23-2010, 05:23 PM
Of course it failed. The detector that can handle this much awesome hasn't been built yet.

I'm getting a Rocky IV flashback here

Bouffant_Betty
03-29-2010, 11:51 PM
Where's that?

Diamonds...Don't they come from Antwerp?