Bret Michaels of Poison - Rock Of Love

[newwaytodie]

http://www.metalmasters.net/images/bret_m1.jpg
Bret Michaels



http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/Rock-of-love-second-look.jpg
Bret Michaels w/ skanks








I'm sure many of you have seen ads for this, or have actually had the indescribable experience of actually viewing a whole episode. Rock Of Love (http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/rock_of_love/series.jhtml) starring Bret Michaels of Poison "fame".

Basically the show is another "lonely aging has been attempting to find love by inviting VD infested prostitutes to a swank mansion and watching them murder each other" in the vein of Flavor Of Love.

I find it to be similar to watching a car crash. You are utterly appalled at what you are seeing, and at times you may want to vomit. But your eyes stay transfixed to the happenings on your screen as you continue in suppressed hopes of more carnage.

Please, I'd love to hear what you all think.

[lithiumkc]

Reality TV does not have a speck of interesting content imo and hence I never watch TV anymore. TV is largely crap now. Reality shows.. I do not understand the attraction that america seems to have with them. Theyre dumbed down shows with washed up celebrities that nobody gives half a **** about anymore, and yet when they go on TV it's like the biggest thing ever.

:rolleyes:

Youll never catch me watching a reality show unless im forced to.

[IhateShittyMetalcore]

LOL

I like you already.

[newwaytodie]

I do not understand the attraction that america seems to have with them.

I don't even have cable, I just watch the re-runs on sunday at the In-Laws. I don't really ever watch TV either but, like I said, I just can't keep my eyes from the screen... It's the absolute worst of trash TV and yet I am compelled....

[lithiumkc]

Called that one :rolleyes:

[fragpirate]

honestly, its a horrible show.
but, its true.... i cannot look away, hos kicking eachothers drunk asses... fantastic!

[freakonate]

That facial hair isn't fooling anyone...
It just frames that vagina on his face.

[DIEGOROBOT26]

That facial hair isn't fooling anyone...
It just frames that vagina on his face.

Did you stick your finger in his mouth then?

[IhateShittyMetalcore]

a gaotee and pink lipstick is so ****ing tough.

[newwaytodie]

I almost feel sad for him when I watch the show. Then I remember he was in Poison and I remember that he deserves it.

[freakonate]

Did you stick your finger in his mouth then?

:confused:

[OliverTwisted]

Ugh, that's not Bret Michaels, that's an alien in a wig and bandana.

[LZ_Reborn]

Someday I hope to wake up and find out that the whole "reality" TV thing was just a horrible dream. But this...this is just beyond embarrassing!!

[Xzyliac]

So the guy gets in GHIII (which makes no sense) and suddenly there are like three threads on him.

As often used by Jack Thompson, we may be *****ing but we are giving this guy the attention he wants anyway, so he must be doing something right. Love him or hate him you're just giving the man what he wants - to be talked about again.

[Julio-Claudius]

"Scott Baio is 45 and Single" is better.

[FallenAce]

Yeah I saw maybe 15 minutes of Scott Baio blah blah blah... That's fake reality TV... I mean, it's very clearly all planned. And someone really needs to do something to silence Julie McCullough, who is now billing herself as a stand-up comedian.

Wait... if it's fake, but it's reality TV, what is it? Fakeality?

[IbanezBassist_v2]

That picture of Bret makes me want to say very mean, offensive, and hurtful things. I will mind my tongue for the better of mankind!

[newwaytodie]

suddenly there are like three threads on him.

Hey. Hey.... I had this thread up a long time ago. The fact that he is in GH3 just gave me an excuse to bump it.

Activision has some awesome tracks but this celebrity crap has gotta go. Bret Michaels wasn't even a guitarist! Hell, he was barely a singer!

[Xzyliac]

Hey. Hey.... I had this thread up a long time ago. The fact that he is in GH3 just gave me an excuse to bump it.

Activision has some awesome tracks but this celebrity crap has gotta go. Bret Michaels wasn't even a guitarist! Hell, he was barely a singer!

Agreed very much.

Slash was fine but making Judy Nails the new Pandora and now this the cast is getting pathetic and cheesy.

[Julio-Claudius]

Hey. Hey.... I had this thread up a long time ago. The fact that he is in GH3 just gave me an excuse to bump it.

Activision has some awesome tracks but this celebrity crap has gotta go. Bret Michaels wasn't even a guitarist! Hell, he was barely a singer!
If he wasn't a singer in the game, I would agree with this.

[newwaytodie]

If he wasn't a singer in the game, I would agree with this.

Not to drag more GH related stuff into this forum, but, Guitar Hero should have nothing to do with singers. Especially washed up has-beens like Michaels.

[Xzyliac]

Not to drag more GH related stuff into this forum, but, Guitar Hero should have nothing to do with singers. Especially washed up has-beens like Michaels.

He may be the Jedi Master of Douchebaggery but he's right.

GH has nothing to do with singing so to push a vocalist in a guitar game is like selling tees at a nudist convention.

[Blue88]

I'm just waiting for them to announce that Tommy Lee drums in the Motley Crue songs, which make up the remainder of the setlist.

[Phrank-E]

Rock of Love is awesome television.. Brandy M. FTW!!11!!!!

Nothing amuses me more then watching Skanks try to slop thier poon on some "Rock Star" that they never even heard of 'till the casting call.

So far no one has taken a dump on the floor yet :(

[Julio-Claudius]

Rock of Love is awesome television.. Brandy M. FTW!!11!!!!

Nothing amuses me more then watching Skanks try to slop thier poon on some "Rock Star" that they never even heard of 'till the casting call.

So far no one has taken a dump on the floor yet :(
Flavor of Love refernce = win. At the end of the first episode of Rock of Love (during the "coming this season" montage) you can hear one of the girls yelling at another one about "I saw you in there sucking his *bleep*"