WTF is Unblack Metal?!

[Shredder87]

So it has just come to my attention that there's such a thing as Unblack metal.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unblack_metal

I've never heard such a thing, and I'm wondering how is it that this genre has survived for so long, and if there's any fans out there of this. I will point this out. Black metal in general was anti-christianity, this is pro-christianity. IT'S LIKE TRYING TO GET THE PERFECT SQUARE OF 3. IT JUST CAN'T HAPPEN!!!!

[polishdog90]

well we can make anti-unblack metal. soon we will have the antidisestablishmentarianism of black metal.

[fighting69th]

Make a Blacker Metal genre?

[VTECsam]

I want some acid-washed denim Metal

[Shredder87]

Make a Blacker Metal genre?
Blacker than the blackest black times infinity?!

[FleshofJesu]

like it is any worse then regular black metal.

white/unblack metal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> national socialist black metal

[Shredder87]

like it is any worse then regular black metal.

white/unblack metal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> national socialist black metal
What? Please, enlighten me. what are you talking about?

[samunden]

Unblack metal is basically black metal with Christian-related lyrics instead of the normal satanic/misanthropic stuff. I've heard some but its hard to get into this type of music with a guy screaming about love & god while it sounds like his genitals are being stabbed with a soldering iron.

[Pennsylvanian]

So, unblack metal? Why not just call it White Metal? Fits the mood a little more, and it describes the ethnicity of probably at least 95% of its followers, so it's a two bird, one stone thing there.

[Rockbandfan23467]

So, unblack metal? Why not just call it White Metal? Fits the mood a little more, and it describes the ethnicity of probably at least 95% of its followers, so it's a two bird, one stone thing there.
White Metal is another word for Un-Black Metal.

[actinanass]

Why the satan metal gotta be black?


I mean DAMNNNNNN

*p.s. im black.....and im being sarcastic*

[Quinarvy]

Heres a picture of what would happen if Black Metal and Unblack Metal went head-to-head.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/08/DioHolyDiver.jpg

[rgdrafting]

I want a bumper sticker that says:

Dio is my Co-Pilot

\m/

[DMac4330]

Black, nonblack, or white, Why is everyone being Racists

[Shredder87]

fact is that the new opeth album has clear black metal influences and you can hear the new opeth song at
....and is totally irrelevant to this disscussion.

[Bonez]

well we can make anti-unblack metal. soon we will have the antidisestablishmentarianism of black metal.

I can't believe you just used antidisestablishmentarianism in a sentence.

Will you run away with me? :D

[FlameSama1]

The kinda metal my cousin listens to...I'll walk over to my RB drums for a rimshot on that one...

[Sunshine-Kinetic]

We call this genre "church-core" here.

I'm with you- I think it kinda defeats the purpose of black metal, but if people are into that- cool for them.

[Chthonic]

Yeah, the whole Metal sub-genre genre-jerking is kinda gettin' out of control.