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Xzyliac
08-23-2007, 12:38 AM
What would He play?
Rev0lver
08-23-2007, 12:48 AM
he wouldn't have to play. he's god.

edit: though he might play with his son in the band Cream
lithiumkc
08-23-2007, 01:00 AM
Everything
Xzyliac
08-23-2007, 01:10 AM
he wouldn't have to play. he's god.

edit: though he might play with his son in the band Cream

What the...why Cream?
lithiumkc
08-23-2007, 01:42 AM
(clapton reference)
MartyMcFly
08-23-2007, 01:43 AM
Everything

I was going to say that too. He could play an entire orchestra just as Himself. He would be the greatest composer, conducter, performer, musician, all at the same time.

He's freakin God man! :D
defmonkey
08-23-2007, 05:05 AM
Even Clapton owns God at the Blues.

God doesn't get the Blues.


How could God get blue? HE'S GOD!
Xzyliac
08-23-2007, 05:44 AM
Even Clapton owns God at the Blues.

God doesn't get the Blues.


How could God get blue? HE'S GOD!

Your basically asking the Rock equivalent to " Can God create a rock to big for Him to carry?"
Rev0lver
08-23-2007, 05:46 AM
Even Clapton owns God at the Blues.

God doesn't get the Blues.


ha! i knew jesus didn't exist! i'll bring that up next time in debate.

"yes well, people thought that jesus was performing miracles 2,000 years ago, but it was actually Eric Clapton. yes, they were mesmerized on lsd while listening to "Sunshine Of Your Love". jesus was the homeless guy sitting in the corner."
TheRocker
08-23-2007, 05:53 AM
His your Band Manager
Knockout_King
08-23-2007, 06:16 AM
Bass. He's too nice and wouldn't want anyone else in his band to suffer such a terrible fate.
FreQstar
08-23-2007, 12:38 PM
Half way through his performance satan or the flying spaghetti monster would show up and Challenge god to a rock off. A guitar battle would ensue that would be a cross between the guitar battle from crossroads (not the britney spears one), a godzilla movie (kind of like the GH2 intro) and the dragonforce video where they have picture in picture of them playing (I don't remember the song).

The battle would be so fierce that the game would melt, your TV will explode and what ever system your playing on will transform into an atari 2600.

...That or god will play everything like a bunch of people have said. Either or.
Eastwood
08-23-2007, 12:41 PM
See, I was going to say he wouldn't play guitar because the devil does, ala crossroads (not the brittney spears one).

I think he would play a 650 piece drum set...
cmg4894
08-23-2007, 01:05 PM
All I want to know is:

Is HE a slob like one of us, or the stranger on the bus?