If Rock Band Were A Woman

[Xzyliac]

Describe her sexiness.

[Akaymay]

Totally Hot.

[WingsOfSteel]

On a scale of 1 to 10...

11, give or take a point depending on the remaining songs.

[Xzyliac]

Akaymay that's vague :p

I started this because I tell my brother all the time if Rock Band were a woman I'd HIT IT LIKE THE MIGHTY FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD (stole that from Dtoid teehee). So finally he ask how hot is she and I honestly couldn't find words to describe it.

[masterx1918]

Jessica Alba

[Xzyliac]

Jessica Alba

Aw God we're not even igniting that flamery.

[McDeezy]

It would yell and scream and blow things out of proportion and argue about everything. So I'm gonna say "Thank God It Isn't" :D

[DWDrummer121]

I was like half asleep one morning and I was telling my Mom how much I want to just play the RB drums so I don't have to wait for 3 months(RB is mainstream conversation between me and my family.) Apparently, I want it so bad that I'd make love to the drumset once I see it in the flesh. I vaigly remember saying that.:confused: I guess this has to do with this topic. :o :D

[masterx1918]

Aw God we're not even igniting that flamery.
why? you don't think Jessica Alba is hot? Are you even a man?

[travmeatwad]

Jessica Alba

QFMFT. Rock Band would be Jessica Alba hot.

[RavagerX]

I was like half asleep one morning and I was telling my Mom how much I want to just play the RB drums so I don't have to wait for 3 months(RB is mainstream conversation between me and my family.) Apparently, I want it so bad that I'd make love to the drumset once I see it in the flesh. I vaigly remember saying that.:confused: I guess this has to do with this topic. :o :D

You said this to your mom??

[IErrantVentureI]

Bet that was awkward.

[Daesania]

meh, i make sexual jokes at my parents all the time and vice versa.. then again maybe its because we're all adults. /shrug.

[RavagerX]

meh, i make sexual jokes at my parents all the time and vice versa.. then again maybe its because we're all adults. /shrug.

Actually I understand that, lol. Me and my folks are the same way.

[McDeezy]

You said this to your mom??

I'd say it but in a very sarcastic way to let them know i'm not a weirdo. You know what, I could say it to my mom but def not my dad. My dad would be like O.o? I'd go from =D to -_- and walk away.

[Daesania]

I'd say it but in a very sarcastic way to let them know i'm not a weirdo. You know what, I could say it to my mom but def not my dad. My dad would be like O.o? I'd go from =D to -_- and walk away.

Sadly I knew exactly what you meant with those smileys. i spend too much time on the net.

[Brock_Landers]

Jessica Alba

No no no, because unlike Jessica Alba, Rock Band actually has depth and can do more than just look pretty. Nor would it star in crapfests like Fantastic Four.


<img src="http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/stuartcoles/2005/09/16/tony.jpg" align="left"/>I think the more important thing to think about is that playing Rock Band... is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

When you get your first glance of her, you can't help but want more, and go around telling all your friends how much you want her. Then after what seems like months of waiting, you have a date set up. Now you pick her up, and quickly take her back to your place--but only after paying someone $200 for the pleasure.

Then when you get her home, you then have to unwrap her, making sure not to damage her delicate parts. You see, Paul, a woman isn't just a leggy creature that likes chocolates, flowers, and the smell of a pipe. You've got to caress her; push all the right buttons if you expect to get a "jam session" later on.

And then once you've finessed her body and have her in a position so you can still see the television from behind her, you let all your friends in and to have turns banging away at her while you play with your whammy bar!

[McDeezy]

No no no, because unlike Jessica Alba, Rock Band actually has depth and can do more than just look pretty. Nor would it star in crapfests like Fantastic Four.


<img src="http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/stuartcoles/2005/09/16/tony.jpg" align="left"/>I think the more important thing to think about is that playing Rock Band... is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

When you get your first glance of her, you can't help but want more, and go around telling all your friends how much you want her. Then after what seems like months of waiting, you have a date set up. Now you pick her up, and quickly take her back to your place--but only after paying someone $200 for the pleasure.

Then when you get her home, you then have to unwrap her, making sure not to damage her delicate parts. You see, Paul, a woman isn't just a leggy creature that likes chocolates, flowers, and the smell of a pipe. You've got to caress her; push all the right buttons if you expect to get a "jam session" later on.

And then once you've finessed her body and have her in a position so you can still see the television from behind her, you have to grab your whammy bar while letting all your friends have turns banging away at her!


Absolutely the most clever and OUTrageous post I have ever seen!

LMFAO!

[Sons_of_Kyuss]

Bianca Beauchamp hot...

[aaron_wil]

No no no, because unlike Jessica Alba, Rock Band actually has depth and can do more than just look pretty. Nor would it star in crapfests like Fantastic Four.


<img src="http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/stuartcoles/2005/09/16/tony.jpg" align="left"/>I think the more important thing to think about is that playing Rock Band... is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

When you get your first glance of her, you can't help but want more, and go around telling all your friends how much you want her. Then after what seems like months of waiting, you have a date set up. Now you pick her up, and quickly take her back to your place--but only after paying someone $200 for the pleasure.

Then when you get her home, you then have to unwrap her, making sure not to damage her delicate parts. You see, Paul, a woman isn't just a leggy creature that likes chocolates, flowers, and the smell of a pipe. You've got to caress her; push all the right buttons if you expect to get a "jam session" later on.

And then once you've finessed her body and have her in a position so you can still see the television from behind her, you let all your friends in and to have turns banging away at her while you play with your whammy bar!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Well Spoken:D

[Young_Nastyman]

No no no, because unlike Jessica Alba, Rock Band actually has depth and can do more than just look pretty. Nor would it star in crapfests like Fantastic Four.


<img src="http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/stuartcoles/2005/09/16/tony.jpg" align="left"/>I think the more important thing to think about is that playing Rock Band... is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

When you get your first glance of her, you can't help but want more, and go around telling all your friends how much you want her. Then after what seems like months of waiting, you have a date set up. Now you pick her up, and quickly take her back to your place--but only after paying someone $200 for the pleasure.

Then when you get her home, you then have to unwrap her, making sure not to damage her delicate parts. You see, Paul, a woman isn't just a leggy creature that likes chocolates, flowers, and the smell of a pipe. You've got to caress her; push all the right buttons if you expect to get a "jam session" later on.

And then once you've finessed her body and have her in a position so you can still see the television from behind her, you let all your friends in and to have turns banging away at her while you play with your whammy bar!

you are a god amongst men, good sir, for both the post and the hilarious sig

[IbanezBassist_v2]

If Rock Band were a woman, she'd be a big titted woman. With strikingly long legs, nicely tanned. Standing there in a pair of tight booty shorts and a pair of black 6 inch stilettos. Flowing long strawberry locks with a light red lipstick. Hopefully this is enough detailed description.

[Julio-Claudius]

If Rock Band were a woman, she would be a hot rocker chick. Thin but curvy, with a small blonde accent in her brunette hair. Her boobs would be the size of her head, and she would always wear scantily-clad clothing. :cool:

[Xzyliac]

Brock that was beautiful. It engulfed my hatred of Alba and the hotness of Rock Band.

You are my hero good sir!

[DWDrummer121]

You said this to your mom??
Well, remember, I was half asleep and I'm a bit of a sleep talker, so I wasn't really able to tell my Mom from Jessica Alba.:p I did say it sarcastically, tho, like 'I...I want it so much that I'd...I'd...I'd, like make love to it or somethin'.'

[ocfanman]

a very attractive lady

some funny comments here, especially Brock_Lander's

I could never joke about sex with adults, I barely do it with my friends :)

Im just really old fashion I guess

[FreQstar]

No no no, because unlike Jessica Alba, Rock Band actually has depth and can do more than just look pretty. Nor would it star in crapfests like Fantastic Four.


<img src="http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/stuartcoles/2005/09/16/tony.jpg" align="left"/>I think the more important thing to think about is that playing Rock Band... is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

When you get your first glance of her, you can't help but want more, and go around telling all your friends how much you want her. Then after what seems like months of waiting, you have a date set up. Now you pick her up, and quickly take her back to your place--but only after paying someone $200 for the pleasure.

Then when you get her home, you then have to unwrap her, making sure not to damage her delicate parts. You see, Paul, a woman isn't just a leggy creature that likes chocolates, flowers, and the smell of a pipe. You've got to caress her; push all the right buttons if you expect to get a "jam session" later on.

And then once you've finessed her body and have her in a position so you can still see the television from behind her, you let all your friends in and to have turns banging away at her while you play with your whammy bar!

Well played sir, well played. You've won this thread... and my respect.

[KingColon]

No no no, because unlike Jessica Alba, Rock Band actually has depth and can do more than just look pretty. Nor would it star in crapfests like Fantastic Four.


<img src="http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/stuartcoles/2005/09/16/tony.jpg" align="left"/>I think the more important thing to think about is that playing Rock Band... is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

When you get your first glance of her, you can't help but want more, and go around telling all your friends how much you want her. Then after what seems like months of waiting, you have a date set up. Now you pick her up, and quickly take her back to your place--but only after paying someone $200 for the pleasure.

Then when you get her home, you then have to unwrap her, making sure not to damage her delicate parts. You see, Paul, a woman isn't just a leggy creature that likes chocolates, flowers, and the smell of a pipe. You've got to caress her; push all the right buttons if you expect to get a "jam session" later on.

And then once you've finessed her body and have her in a position so you can still see the television from behind her, you let all your friends in and to have turns banging away at her while you play with your whammy bar!

I approve. I very approve.


If Rock Band were a woman, I'd hit it like a ****** on drums. Oh yes.

[DrHughes]

Rock Band is Dora from Questionable Content and all the Suicide Girls combined into one uber hot woman except at Amsterdam prices.

Rock Band is not, as my friend suggested Courtney Love. Courtney Love comes nowhere near Rock Band.

[Xzyliac]

Rock Band is Dora from Questionable Content and all the Suicide Girls combined into one uber hot woman except at Amsterdam prices.

Rock Band is not, as my friend suggested Courtney Love. Courtney Love comes nowhere near Rock Band.

LOL. Your bud needs proffesional help.

[sushi111]

If Rock Band was a woman she would be the hottest woman on the planet, and come this fall she would please me every day multiple times, and of course because of all the DLC, she would have alot more repl...

Oh wait I got off track.

[Xzyliac]

I didn't recognize you without your Radiohead avatar Sushi. Nice sig though.

[sushi111]

Yeah I figured it took away the awesomeness of my constant Radiohead praising if people already knew I was a fan by looking at my avatar :p

[RavagerX]

Well, remember, I was half asleep and I'm a bit of a sleep talker, so I wasn't really able to tell my Mom from Jessica Alba.

WHAT?

......really?

At this point I am leaving the questions alone, as my thinking is very, very warped. What I was going to say was liable to land me and you in an uncomfortable spot. Forgive me and have a nice day.

Anyway, its cool if you can make jokes with your folks, less of a "gap" that way you know?

[Julio-Claudius]

And if Rock Band was a woman, she would have an equally-as-hot-but-not-as-cool sister named Guitar Hero 3. ;)

[Xzyliac]

And if Rock Band was a woman, she would have an equally-as-hot-but-not-as-cool sister named Guitar Hero 3. ;)

Well said. Well said.

It's in the genes.

[DrHughes]

Courtney Love or Jessica Alba?

[ababypenguin]

Courtney Love or Jessica Alba?

Jessica Alba FTW no one can stand up to her super Latina hotness!!

[DWDrummer121]

WHAT?

......really?

At this point I am leaving the questions alone, as my thinking is very, very warped. What I was going to say was liable to land me and you in an uncomfortable spot. Forgive me and have a nice day.

Anyway, its cool if you can make jokes with your folks, less of a "gap" that way you know?

Yeah, it was awkward. Yeah, I know what you mean, no gap. Usually, jokes like that would get my mom screamin' for a few minutes, then, back to, 'ok, what do ya want for dinner honey.' My Mom gets over things quick, which is why I've never really been grounded in my life because I don't think she's too nice to do it to me. :confused:

[Hade01]

Whether or not Rock Band were a woman, I'd still hit that.

[TheIceCreamMan]

Scale of 1 to 10...5.

All tease, with these big bands, but no substance (Blitzkrieg Bop, Enter Sandman? C'MON! Pick GOOD songs that will be fun to play. What happened to Rockaway Beach?)

However Highway Star brings it up to a 6.

[Xzyliac]

Whether or not Rock Band were a woman, I'd still hit that.

Hot diggity damn.

[MotleyPriest111]

As hot as leather seats on a sunny day.