Brock_Landers
08-26-2007, 03:09 PM
Now I'm like the crazed fanbois!
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Anyway, It's like a big party at my place, with me and the creators of RB, and we're all sitting around to play it.. The game is only lead guitar for some reason though, but I don't think anything strange of it at all.
So Alex Rigattoni (or however you spell his name) is playing some song and I'm like "lulz, what difficulty level are you playing this on man?"
"Easy," he says.
"Easy?? Wait wait wait.. now I know you don't mean 'Easy' as in 'Actually Easy' but moreso 'Easy' as in a general sense and it's more like Medium, right?"
"No. I meant what I said. Look, I'm trying to get used to the new guitar design is all."
To this I luled at him as the song he was playing finished. Right then, Ghengis Khan--or who I can only assume he was--got up to jam... but Alex stops him.
"Hold on. I want [Brock Landers] to have a go on this since he thinks he's so awesome. Let's see how he does on Hard."
So I get up to give up a go, secretly sweating and thinking Hang on... I was just mocking him for not playing on medium.. I never said I'd do Hard! But I get on the gat anyway, and yeah it def is harder to play and I'm losing track of the buttons... but despite that I'm still managing to hit the notes pretty well.
I'm just about to be all like "jyeah *****!" when the on-screen fret board changes perspective and like takes up the whole screen... and it's kinda like a dark highway road, and now the star power notes start coming down the screen but they're real small and black.. and because the rest of the screen is mostly black I can't really see them and I'm like Onoes! and start failing really bad.
"What the fvck?!" I say. "How can you make these notes black??"
"Oh, what is it too hard for you to handle, smart guy?" Alex replies all smug.
"Oh what.. nah. It's just that I don't want my tv screen getting all racialized up in here," I say, jokingly.
But then Ghengis Khan or his bodyguard takes it all serious and he's like, "Oh, you think that the black notes are going to steal your TV, is that how it is, HUH?"
I try to explain it but then he's twisting my arm already... and takes me into another room where we see lots of pies sitting on a bench. And then I wake up.
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So watch out, guys. Do NOT play RockBand with Ghengis Khan or any Black Panthers. You may get injured.
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Anyway, It's like a big party at my place, with me and the creators of RB, and we're all sitting around to play it.. The game is only lead guitar for some reason though, but I don't think anything strange of it at all.
So Alex Rigattoni (or however you spell his name) is playing some song and I'm like "lulz, what difficulty level are you playing this on man?"
"Easy," he says.
"Easy?? Wait wait wait.. now I know you don't mean 'Easy' as in 'Actually Easy' but moreso 'Easy' as in a general sense and it's more like Medium, right?"
"No. I meant what I said. Look, I'm trying to get used to the new guitar design is all."
To this I luled at him as the song he was playing finished. Right then, Ghengis Khan--or who I can only assume he was--got up to jam... but Alex stops him.
"Hold on. I want [Brock Landers] to have a go on this since he thinks he's so awesome. Let's see how he does on Hard."
So I get up to give up a go, secretly sweating and thinking Hang on... I was just mocking him for not playing on medium.. I never said I'd do Hard! But I get on the gat anyway, and yeah it def is harder to play and I'm losing track of the buttons... but despite that I'm still managing to hit the notes pretty well.
I'm just about to be all like "jyeah *****!" when the on-screen fret board changes perspective and like takes up the whole screen... and it's kinda like a dark highway road, and now the star power notes start coming down the screen but they're real small and black.. and because the rest of the screen is mostly black I can't really see them and I'm like Onoes! and start failing really bad.
"What the fvck?!" I say. "How can you make these notes black??"
"Oh, what is it too hard for you to handle, smart guy?" Alex replies all smug.
"Oh what.. nah. It's just that I don't want my tv screen getting all racialized up in here," I say, jokingly.
But then Ghengis Khan or his bodyguard takes it all serious and he's like, "Oh, you think that the black notes are going to steal your TV, is that how it is, HUH?"
I try to explain it but then he's twisting my arm already... and takes me into another room where we see lots of pies sitting on a bench. And then I wake up.
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So watch out, guys. Do NOT play RockBand with Ghengis Khan or any Black Panthers. You may get injured.
