Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question

[freakonate]

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God bless america! Land of the ******ed.

[jq71586]

If "allegedly" 20% of Americans can't locate the United States on a map I think we have bigger problems than Miss South Carolina over there.


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[Desensitized]

Reward the stupid.

[sushi111]

The South Africa in the, I mean The US should help to learn her not supid about eductional maps.

[DIEGOROBOT26]

I give her points for trying how many of you could stand on that stage in front of millions of people try an answer the question coherently and look as hot as she does? None of you sure everyone in this forum can answer that question better than she ever could but you will never look as pretty getting the answer wrong.

[freakonate]

I give her points for trying how many of you could stand on that stage in front of millions of people try an answer the question coherently and look as hot as she does? None of you sure everyone in this forum can answer that question better than she ever could but you will never look as pretty getting the answer wrong.

Anybody could look that pretty (cough), if professional stylists and makeup artists are slathering on gobs of makeup and doing your hair for you.

[sushi111]

Yeah you can tell shes an ugy one behind the makeup.

Id still give the dog a bone though :p

[freakonate]

Yeah you can tell shes an ugy one behind the makeup.

Id still give the dog a bone though :p

I'm sure she wouldn't need a map to find that. :D

[sushi111]

Baby, Im all over the globe if you know what Im saying.

Haha... Penis jokes, gotta love em

[Kang_Zircon]

I think being all bubbly and farging positive all the time would be a lot harder than looking pretty. I don't think I could ever answer a question like that on the spot without looking depressed and horrified.

And seriously - 20% can't read a map??? Are they including infants in this survey or something?

[sushi111]

I would be like, "Umm because most people are stupid? What do you wnat me to say, these questions are all BS just so you can give it to the girl who looks like the best comno of white and Latina"

[freakonate]

I think being all bubbly and farging positive all the time would be a lot harder than looking pretty. I don't think I could ever answer a question like that on the spot without looking depressed and horrified.

And seriously - 20% can't read a map??? Are they including infants in this survey or something?

Yeah seriously. I mean...how would you answer that? She would have been better off if she just said "I don't know" or "The education system in this country is crap." Ahahah.

[sa_nick]

lol, she doesn't even answer why 20% of the US cant locate America on a map, she just starts saying how other countries have no education, and that the US should be teaching them.

[thorn_9]

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God bless america! Land of the ******ed.

OMFG she is the most ******ed human EVER!!

[FatWilma]

Yeah you can tell shes an ugy one behind the makeup.

Id still give the dog a bone though :p

u gotta be kidding, that girl is rediculously hot. she doesn't need to have a brain with those looks, she's gonna make a great trophy wife for some rich a-hole.

[Kang_Zircon]

I like the phrase "a beautiful face, unclouded by thought."

[Julio-Claudius]

Is this what teenage girls look up to? I weep for the future.

[freakonate]

Is this what teenage girls look up to? I weep for the future.

Is it any worse then grown men looking forward to living out their teenage rock and roll fantasies by simulating being in a band and playing with plastic, instrument perefrials in their bedrooms at 3 am ? ;)

[thorn_9]

Is it any worse then grown men looking forward to living out their teenage rock and roll fantasies by simulating being in a band and playing with plastic, instrument perefrials in their bedrooms at 3 am ? ;)

...omg...he's got a point...

and I don't have a map...WHERE'S USA!?

[Rev0lver]

Is it any worse then grown men looking forward to living out their teenage rock and roll fantasies by simulating being in a band and playing with plastic, instrument perefrials in their bedrooms at 3 am ? ;)

i don't see your point.

[Kutsic]

Oh **** my state lol

[Desensitized]

Is it any worse then grown men looking forward to living out their teenage rock and roll fantasies by simulating being in a band and playing with plastic, instrument perefrials in their bedrooms at 3 am ? ;)
Yeah, it's way worse than that.

[Knockout_King]

I like how the host is struggling to not laugh.

[Kang_Zircon]

I like how the host is struggling to not laugh.

Is the host that dude who played Slater on Saved by the Bell?

[FallenAce]

Is this what teenage girls look up to? I weep for the future.

Wait, teenage girls look up to the Miss America girls? No girl in my high school ever said a word about wanting to be like Miss America. Do girls now look up to these people as role models?

Also, yes it is Mario Lopez, or AC Slater from Saved By The Bell. He's been quite busy hosting Pet Star on Animal Planet, which I'm pretty sure is an all-star cast comprised of people who have lost on Dancing With The Stars.

[Nitz13]

Does anyone else find it sad that even with an answer like that she still came in 4th(I think it was 4th) instead of the Miss America Pageant it should be the "Dumb Blond Pageant"

[travmeatwad]

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[Brock_Landers]

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/3815/uptonfoundmapvo0.jpg

poor girl

[MartyMcFly]

This is from bostondirtdogs.com (A Boston Red Sox website)
http://www.bostondirtdogs.com/


Miss Teen South Carolina Shares Her Deepest Thoughts About This Week's Showdown at Yankee Stadium

How can the Yankees, now eight games behind, find their way back into the race this week?

"I personally believe that N.Y. Yankees are unable to do so because uh some people out there in Red Sox Nation don't have bats and uh I believe that our pitching like such as in South Portland and the wild card everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our hitting over here in the A.L. should help the Red Sox or should help Tampa Bay and should help the Pirates and the Canadian teams so they will be able to build up our future for." -- Lauren Caitlin Upton, Miss Teen South Carolina

Pretty funny :D

[freakonate]

Jeez!
This just keeps getting better and better! :p

[travmeatwad]

Here's what she thinks about what she said:

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[sushi111]

To quote Scrubs, her face is a HFFA

[Raider87]

I give her points for trying how many of you could stand on that stage in front of millions of people try an answer the question coherently and look as hot as she does? None of you sure everyone in this forum can answer that question better than she ever could but you will never look as pretty getting the answer wrong.
I could :cool:

[travmeatwad]

To quote Scrubs, her face is a HFFA

I think she's hot. The second video where she doesn't have all the makeup, she still looks good.

[freakonate]

She wants to do FX for a living!??
Wow. I never woulda guessed that.
I just assumed she wanted to be a fashion designer or some other useless crap. :p
She actually looks much better without all that ****ty makeup on.