The Best Thread of All Time

[gh2masterwellalmost]

So what do you think is the best thread of all time, on any forum. Links would be nice. And ScoreHero links are HAPPILY accepted for adding hilarity...

(go me! at time of writing, reaching over 400 posts now - feeling like a forum OAP)

[Eman311]

there's just so many to choose from.......

[Knockout_King]

A thread I made on IGN. It has close to 250 posts, and is on the topic of Canadian vs. American customs when it comes to the types of containers that milk comes in. It got quite hostile but was humourous the whole time.

It's definitely not the "best thread of all time", but it's funny.


Do Americans seriously not have milk in bags? (http://boards.ign.com/teh_vestibule/b5296/124904748/p1)

[sushi111]

A thread I made on IGN. It has close to 250 posts, and is on the topic of Canada vs. American customs when it comes to the types of containers that milk comes in.

It's definitely not the "best thread of all time", but it's funny.


Do Americans seriously not have milk in bags? (http://boards.ign.com/teh_vestibule/b5296/124904748/p1)

I effing lmao'ed:D

Americans dont know about milk in bags:eek:

It does kinda suck though, because you cant shake the milk to even out the milk and water

[Raider87]

This thread needs more cowbell...

[Brock_Landers]

Before anyone considers nominating a thread for "Best of all time" they need to step back and ask themselves: Did this thread contain nekkid bewbs?

If the answer is no, go back to start.

[Kang_Zircon]

I played City of Heroes for a while, and I laughed uncontrollably when I read the nonsense of UniqueDragon's one and only thread/post in the forums.

This is how it start's jerk hacking (dupin) (http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1998584&page=&view=&sb=5&o=&fpart=1&vc=1)

[BobLoblaw]

A thread I made on IGN. It has close to 250 posts, and is on the topic of Canadian vs. American customs when it comes to the types of containers that milk comes in. It got quite hostile but was humourous the whole time.

It's definitely not the "best thread of all time", but it's funny.


Do Americans seriously not have milk in bags? (http://boards.ign.com/teh_vestibule/b5296/124904748/p1) Do Canadians seriously have bags of milk? WTF? :confused:

Most of the threads that I'd consider the best ever were full of in jokes and have been deleted due to server crashes, but this thread is good: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2411937&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 (A long read, but worth it)

[travmeatwad]

A thread I made on IGN. It has close to 250 posts, and is on the topic of Canadian vs. American customs when it comes to the types of containers that milk comes in. It got quite hostile but was humourous the whole time.

It's definitely not the "best thread of all time", but it's funny.


Do Americans seriously not have milk in bags? (http://boards.ign.com/teh_vestibule/b5296/124904748/p1)

Hahahaha..


http://media.ign.com/boardfaces/18.gifhttp://media.ign.com/boardfaces/18.gifhttp://media.ign.com/boardfaces/18.gifThis thread is funny for some odd reason.

Have you ever thrown a bag of milk at someone?


LOL

So you get milk in a bag.

and you put it in a container anyway.

WHATS THE POINT?!

Also

On milk cartoons they'd put missing children.

Guess children don't go missing in Canada

I think those are the two posts I laughed at the hardest.

[Saltines]

I played City of Heroes for a while, and I laughed uncontrollably when I read the nonsense of UniqueDragon's one and only thread/post in the forums.

This is how it start's jerk hacking (dupin) (http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1998584&page=&view=&sb=5&o=&fpart=1&vc=1)

Jesus Christ, first post was made in that thread at 01/04/05, latest was 08/26....07

[FallenAce]

QUOTE
EDIT: Can Canadians out there agree that milk in a jug is much easier? Even if you think milk-in-a-bag is tight or whatever, surely you can see that milk in a jug is better. It allows easier pouring and has portability. It's got a handle. How the hell do you pick up a bag of milk? To me, it's the equivalent of drinking water out of a hose vs. from a water balloon.
ENDQUOTE

Is tight? HAHAHA! I imagine some white kid, all gangsta'd-out and Canadian, looking at a bag of milk and thinking about how tight it really is.

[Apples]

There was a thread on the 2 + 2 poker forums which was the most epic thing I'd ever seen on a message board. Forgive me if I butcher the story because it was literally HUNDREDS of pages long and I'm trying to recall it all from memory.

This well-known woman came on the board complaining that another board personality had made off with her poker bankroll. (To the non-poker initates, a bankroll is basically your cash reserve used to gamble with) There was a subtle inuendo implied to her that the only way she could get her bankroll back was to "earn" it back through sexual favors

Well, more and more information comes out, and it turns out this woman was not entirely honest. She was mentally unstable and had been engaging in all sorts of morally bankrupt schemes and manipulation with all of these poker board personalities.

One player recounted how this lady had stolen another board member's poker account and gambled away $20,000 of his money. More and more information comes out and it turns out she had gotten her bankroll by "trading" sexual favors to other poker pros. The specifics incidents recounted were wholly pornographic, so much so it would not be appropriate to mention here.

I eventually lost track of the story, because there were just too many forum posts, it was literally crashing the webserver as people tuned in to the soap opera. The post count when I stopped watching was in the tens of thousands I believe. There was so much drama you could write a best-selling novel off that one post.

[oshman187]

*Revives thread to see what everyone thinks is the best thread ever*

:cool:

[LZ_69]

That's great Oshman, but there is a forum section for that now.

[oshman187]

That's great Oshman, but there is a forum section for that now.

Damn. I lose :(

*Walks away in shame*

[FallenAce]

Oh God, not the milk in bags thread again... put it AWAY!

[oberlin]

Probably this thread.

[REA]

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