Those Darn Word Macros

[Julio-Claudius]

They are annoying.

But they're probably not going away.

I hope the admin can be more creative than "***"

I have some suggestions for word macros.

The F word = "Toasty!"
The C word that means chicken = "Also,"
The C word that refers to a woman part = "see you next tuesday"
The S word = "I love you"
The G word that refers to a sexual preference = "T.M.I."
The F word that also means a bundle of sticks or a British cigarette = "Carry it on your back" (this is a Led Zeppelin reference, a f@ggot is what the old man is carrying on his back on the cover of Led Zeppelin IV)
"Motherf**ker" should be changed to "milf control""

please post your suggestions.

[WingsOfSteel]

The F word = Gently caress
The C word that means chicken = Rooster
The C word that refers to a woman part = Stinkyhole
The S word = Poo poo
The G word that refers to a sexual preference = Happy
The F word that also means a bundle of sticks or a British cigarette = Homosexual man whom I have the utmost respect for.
"Motherf**ker" should be Oedipus Rex

Gently caress that poo poo, Oedipus Rex. My rooster is much bigger than yours, you happy homosexual man whom I have the utmost respect for!

*cough*stinkyhole*cough*

[Ghaleon]

You have overlooked some of the most important phrase replacements:

"Gamestop Official Pricing" = "Reading is hard"
"Cost Less than iTunes" = "Math is hard"
"Double Bass" = "Achievement Unlocked: Dead Horse Kicked Deadeder!"

Or any of the other rehashed topics/comments that show up every other day..

[WingsOfSteel]

"Stairway to Heaven" -> "A Led Zeppelin song that has drums for more than half of the song"
"Comfortably Numb" -> "A Pink Floyd song that has guitar for more than half of the song"
"Bohemian Rhapsody" -> "A Queen song with guitar and bass for more than half of the song"


It would make a considerable amount of setlists better.

[Eastwood]

Dude... you are such a Toasty!ing T.M.I. Carry it on your back!

hehe.. j/k :p