Best. Website. Ever.

[gh2masterwellalmost]

Anyone heard of uncyclopedia? Its a mickey take on wikipedia, parodying its content. The slogan is "The Content Free Encyclopedia", where Stalin is actually Mario...

Anyone, enjoy this...

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Guitar_Hero

[gh2masterwellalmost]

Lemme apetise you a bit. They basically re-did GH2's song list. Heres it in full glory:

"List of songs in ***tar Hero II

#1 My Mom can whammy dad's bar
Dismembered And Molested - Cannibal Corpse (the easiest song EVER!! OMG!!)
Your Mama - Danzig
Surrender - Cause I'm French
Mushroom Kingdom - Super Mario Band
Salvation - The Pope
WAAAAYYYYYY DOOOOOOOWNNNNNNN IIIINNNNNSIIIIIIIDDDDDDDEEEEE WOOOMAAAAAAANNNNNN YOOOOUUUUU NEEEEEEED LOOOOOOOVVVVEEEEEEEEEE - Led Zeppelin
Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight(This title is redundant!?! OMG!) - Spinal Tap

#2 Your Micro cube amp is on 3
Gene Simmons' wallet is never full, so after he's finished with the Kiss Naval Base he will put this song in the game - Kiss
Life is like a heart shaped box of chocolates - Forrest Gump
Message In A Bottle (please help, I'm stranded on a deserted island and writing a song about it!) - The Police
what's the point of this song -penut butter JAM
Carry on (My?) Wayward Son - Arkansas
Okay, You got me! But I'll get you next time! - Van Gogh

#3...This is called a "Barre Cord"
This is not a phallic reference - Foo Fighters
Them Phones - Alice Under Cable Wires
Billion Dead Babies - Babykillers
Blatant Name Ripoff of Song by Band Who Has Fans - Iggy Pop and Larry, Moe, and Curly
Look! There's a chick in the band! We're unique! - The Chicky
The same two chords that go on for half the song - Black Sabbath

#4 "Just learning Apreggios...
Cherry 3.1415 - Warrant
Who Was In My Room Last Night? I enjoyed it - The Butthole Surfers (you can't change this name. it's just not needed.)
Girlfriend (would dump me if she ever heard me sing) - Matthew Flavor often Associated with Candy
Can't You Hear My Knock-knock Jokes? - Rolling Rock
Sweet Child O'Mine - Why didn't I use protection?

#5 You can play Dragonforce while masturbating...
Kill The Game Designers - Rage Against Bad Musak
Johnnny-Boy The Retarted Fisherman - Primus (This one made me laugh my ass off)
This song should have never been recorded, much less put into a game - What idiot gave these bums a record deal?
Bad Reputation? Why? - Capitan Oblivious
The only song to rhyme "Tallahassee" and "Sassafrasie" - Aerosmith

#6 Your EMG pickups are melting from you shredding...
CRAAAAZYYY ON YOU! Except not that crazy because this song is ****ing impossible and was made because Heart never got screwed themselves - Heart
Trippin' - I wonder what this song is about
Bad 50's-style music that actually came from the 80's - Stray Cats
Fred! - Our Physical Romance
Princess Peach (Here we go!) - The Mario Brothers Band
Stop! In the name of love! Before you break my heart! - Someone who should be shot

#7 Yngwie is your *****...
Madhouse - Small white substance that isn't cocaine
Carry Me Home (I'm too drunk to walk) - The End of the Universe
Laid to Rest (because dead people can't hear) - Lamb of God. Lamb of ****ing God. Did they put this in at gunpoint or something?
The Pooper - iron chief
This song would make more sense if it had lyrics, or rhythm, or melody - The Reverend Jesse Jackson
m=delta y/delta x - Slope Formula

#8 John Petrucci declares you his god...
Beauty and the Beast - Revenged 76ers
They Put Me in a Damn Synagogue - Jewicidal Tendencies
The best surf music ever - Unfortunately, nobody I know surfs
Hang Yourself, Don't Play This game - UBERDETH!!!
FREEEEEEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRDDDDDD! FREEEEEEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRDDDDDD! - Lynyrd Skynyrd
Why The Hell Aren't Any Of My Songs On This Damn Game? - Frank Zappa And The Mothers

Bonus Songs for the 2 people who aren't tired of this game yet
Song made intentionally impossible for the purpose of your endless frustration - Guy who wears a Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket on his head.
Crash - Pandemonium Cult
Less Talk, More misleadingly electronic music - Fudge Bars
Shameless promotion of a TV series - Dethklok
X-Stream (We totally spelled it wrong! Take that society!) - Voivod
The S is for Sucks Dragon! - Strong Bad
Elephant Corpse - Satan
Pull Pull (THIS GOD DAMN BABY OUT A MEEEEE!) - The Group of Homeless Men Who Wish They Got Banged in a God Damn Camaro
I used to be Black - Michael Jackson
Six Six Six - Also by Satan
The Illness That Blinds - Helen Keller
Tofu Explosive - Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives. I'm sorry, it's funny as it is.
No We Couldn't (make a good song) - Made in China (So it's poorly designed)
Through the Anus And The Rectum - DragonTheart
Baby Train - Daniel Naugle
Raw Meat-(patrick star)"i named this band"
[edit]
***tar Hero II Downloadable Songs

In case of paying money for Xbox Live wasn't enough, you can also shove the green down Bill Gates's throat by buying the following songs.

***tar Hero Track Pack 1
Hey Jew, I Don't like You - Al Sharpton
Bark at the Jew - Borat
Ace of Grades - Waterhead
Through the moderatly warm stuff and redness-Dragon-too-much-guitar

***tar Hero Track Pack 2
Killer Queen - OJ Simpson
Get Me Off - The Mic Donnas
Liechtenstein - The Small Friggin Countries of Europe
Taco Bell - Papa Johns

***tar Hero Track Pack 3
Higher Sounds - The Bee Gees
Scientology - The Jimmy Neutron Band(lololololol:)
Stellar - Neil Armstrong

***tar Hero Pack 4
I Wanna Be Inflicted With Drugs - The Druggies
There's Smoke On The Water, So Run For Your Lives! - Deep Blue Sea
Im Gonna Get Back At You - Judas Preach

***tar Hero Pack 5
John Travolta's Last Words - Our Physical Romance
Young Hip Kids Over 13 - Our Physical Romance
This Is How A Magic Show Went Completly Wrong - Our Physical Romance
Our lawyer made us change the name of our band so we wouldn't get sued by Fox - Nuclear Missile Kid"

[gh2masterwellalmost]

Oh and sorry HMX for this hilarious content - though some may seem derogatory towards you

[TheRocker]

Hehe at least it made me laugh

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/72c27759a4406af49c4899d1ea25818d.gif

Wow..

[gh2masterwellalmost]

"Developed by Ballsax" lol this is untouchable genius

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Guitar_Hero

incase you missed it

[travmeatwad]

I didn't find it funny... Is there something wrong with me?

[Julio-Claudius]

Hehe at least it made me laugh

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/72c27759a4406af49c4899d1ea25818d.gif

Wow..

sigg'd! :)

[gh2masterwellalmost]

sigg'd! :)

i was trying to but it wouldnt work :(

I would have it first :( (cries like the girl he is)

[travmeatwad]

Okay, I lied.. this part was great.

"Herman Li learned how to play the guitar through Guitar Hero, enough said."

[Julio-Claudius]

The setlist for GH 2 is the best.


#1 My Mom can whammy dad's bar

Dismembered And Molested - Cannibal Corpse (the easiest song EVER!! OMG!!)
Your Mama - Danzig
Surrender - Cause I'm French
Mushroom Kingdom - Super Mario Band
Salvation - The Pope
WAAAAYYYYYY DOOOOOOOWNNNNNNN IIIINNNNNSIIIIIIIDDDDDDDEEEEE WOOOMAAAAAAANNNNNN YOOOOUUUUU NEEEEEEED LOOOOOOOVVVVEEEEEEEEEE - Led Zeppelin
Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight(This title is redundant!?! OMG!) - Spinal Tap
#2 Your Micro cube amp is on 3

Gene Simmons' wallet is never full, so after he's finished with the Kiss Naval Base he will put this song in the game - Kiss
Life is like a heart shaped box of chocolates - Forrest Gump
Message In A Bottle (please help, I'm stranded on a deserted island and writing a song about it!) - The Police
what's the point of this song -penut butter JAM
Carry on (My?) Wayward Son - Arkansas
Okay, You got me! But I'll get you next time! - Van Gogh
#3...This is called a "Barre Cord"

This is not a phallic reference - Foo Fighters
Them Phones - Alice Under Cable Wires
Billion Dead Babies - Babykillers
Blatant Name Ripoff of Song by Band Who Has Fans - Iggy Pop and Larry, Moe, and Curly
Look! There's a chick in the band! We're unique! - The Chicky
The same two chords that go on for half the song - Black Sabbath
#4 "Just learning Apreggios...

Cherry 3.1415 - Warrant
Who Was In My Room Last Night? I enjoyed it - The Butthole Surfers (you can't change this name. it's just not needed.)
Girlfriend (would dump me if she ever heard me sing) - Matthew Flavor often Associated with Candy
Can't You Hear My Knock-knock Jokes? - Rolling Rock
Sweet Child O'Mine - Why didn't I use protection?
#5 You can play Dragonforce while masturbating...

Kill The Game Designers - Rage Against Bad Musak
Johnnny-Boy The Retarted Fisherman - Primus (This one made me laugh my ass off)
This song should have never been recorded, much less put into a game - What idiot gave these bums a record deal?
Bad Reputation? Why? - Capitan Oblivious
The only song to rhyme "Tallahassee" and "Sassafrasie" - Aerosmith
#6 Your EMG pickups are melting from you shredding...

CRAAAAZYYY ON YOU! Except not that crazy because this song is ****ing impossible and was made because Heart never got screwed themselves - Heart
Trippin' - I wonder what this song is about
Bad 50's-style music that actually came from the 80's - Stray Cats
Fred! - Our Physical Romance
Princess Peach (Here we go!) - The Mario Brothers Band
Stop! In the name of love! Before you break my heart! - Someone who should be shot
#7 Yngwie is your *****...

Madhouse - Small white substance that isn't cocaine
Carry Me Home (I'm too drunk to walk) - The End of the Universe
Laid to Rest (because dead people can't hear) - Lamb of God. Lamb of ****ing God. Did they put this in at gunpoint or something?
The Pooper - iron chief
This song would make more sense if it had lyrics, or rhythm, or melody - The Reverend Jesse Jackson
m=delta y/delta x - Slope Formula
#8 John Petrucci declares you his god...

Beauty and the Beast - Revenged 76ers
They Put Me in a Damn Synagogue - Jewicidal Tendencies
The best surf music ever - Unfortunately, nobody I know surfs
Hang Yourself, Don't Play This game - UBERDETH!!!
FREEEEEEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRDDDDDD! FREEEEEEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRDDDDDD! - Lynyrd Skynyrd
Why The Hell Aren't Any Of My Songs On This Damn Game? - Frank Zappa And The Mothers

[gh2masterwellalmost]

The setlist for GH 2 is the best.

Go on... take the glory for the uberrific Hitler gif i wanted but couldn't get in time (cries and mumbles something bout discovering website first)

then... you go and quote something i quoted EARLIER!!!!!! COME ON DUDE

[Daesania]

I wouldnt plan on keeping that as your signature. Incase you didnt notice, the first rule of the forum is:

- Don't post anything that is racist/sexist/creedist...basically stuff that is just meant to offend people. I think we've all been on boards like that and it generally sucks. This could get you banned for a few days or banned permanently based on the seriousness of the offense.

That signature is clearly very offensive. I personally have reported it, wouldnt be surprised if others havent either.

[gh2masterwellalmost]

I wouldnt plan on keeping that as your signature. Incase you didnt notice, the first rule of the forum is:

- Don't post anything that is racist/sexist/creedist...basically stuff that is just meant to offend people. I think we've all been on boards like that and it generally sucks. This could get you banned for a few days or banned permanently based on the seriousness of the offense.

That signature is clearly very offensive. I personally have reported it, wouldnt be surprised if others havent either.

Oh yes... I don't want that either. Don't worry Julio you can have it (reported)

haha just kidding bout earlier, bit bored.

[Rev0lver]

encyclopedia dramatica>uncyclopedia

[tf5_bassist]

booo @ severe diss towards Primus

lol @ most everything else.

that being said, I don't think that hitler gif sig is offensive. funny, yes. racist/sexist/creedist? no. just my opinion, but there's nothing in the pic indicating a direct intention of ridiculing one's race/religion/whatever. it's just very clear that hitler loves to rock out on the banjo.

edit: apparently I misread the songlisting on the repost here, upon reading the actual site, i saw that i'm just tired and can't read. so. ixnay on the boo part.

[sushi111]

Lots of stuff on that website makes no sense.

Like I just searched for Radiohead and all I got was Thom Yroke as a Nazi.

[WingsOfSteel]

hay i added a song am i funny?

[FallenAce]

The Hitler gif was funny for about 10 minutes, but it's not offensive, unless, say, you were a nazi and you know <B>for a fact</B> that Hitler <U>hated the banjo</U>.

I'd like to add that I am in <B>no way</B> calling <U>anyone</U> a nazi. The use of the verb "were" in this situation implies Future Unreal Conditional tense.

[tucsonovernite]

wow an equal opportunity offender that site and unfunny at that...

Yeah Put a Picture of Adolf Hitler in your sig that's really funny too:confused: :confused: dumbass

[Rev0lver]

Yeah Put a Picture of Adolf Hitler in your sig that's really funny too:confused: :confused: dumbass

i thought it was funny

[TheRocker]

wow an equal opportunity offender that site and unfunny at that...

Yeah Put a Picture of Adolf Hitler in your sig that's really funny too:confused: :confused: dumbass

It's not in my Signature.. i just took it from the site and posted it here.

[gh2masterwellalmost]

wow an equal opportunity offender that site and unfunny at that...

Yeah Put a Picture of Adolf Hitler in your sig that's really funny too:confused: :confused: dumbass

Its like a pop song. You'll remember it, maybe even enjoy it first time round, but after you've spent your precious money on it on iTunes you'll regret it the second time around...

[tucsonovernite]

I apoligize that i overreacted just struck me as tasteless i guess

[TheRocker]

Anybody seen that Hitler's video about being banned from Xlive ?

[Julio-Claudius]

encyclopedia dramatica>uncyclopedia

Yeah, random pictures of penises and shock images really makes a site better. :rolleyes: