YES! You just got RockBand! Then oh no!!!...

[HollywoodBound]

1,000 WORST THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN AFTER GETTING ROCKBAND:

(add to the list)


Power Outage
You find out you need to buy a USB hub for all 4 instruments to work, once after you get home and your friends are all standing around!
Your little bro just bought Sponge Bob's Great Bikini Bottom Adventure and wants to play it till he beats it!
You decided to buy Rockband instead of filling your tank with gas now your stranded!
You wait up for the midnight launch, get the package home open it up, and realise there are no drum sticks in the box, it's 1:30am and no place is open till tomorrow!
Xbox Live goes down and you can't buy The Who's Who's Next Album.
You realised you accidently bought FOLKBAND!!!
Your house burnt down while you were at the store!
You forgot to shut your garage door and some punks stole your Xbox! At least they left your Atari though.


Add to the list. What else would be the worst things to happen after you got RockBand?

[Coldplayer]

10. You realize you bought the PS3 version but have a Xbox 360.
11. The whammy bar doesn't work. (lol)
12. HMX immediately releases a patch that immediately breaks your Xbox.

[dethklok]

13. You open the box but nothing is inside
14. As soon as you get home, your Xbox shows the three red lights of death
15. You realize you have no Xbox 360 to play it on

[wolfmuser]

16. the asian guy at best buy replaced your drumsticks with chopsticks and thought it would be funny

17. your grandfather is up late still watching golf or nascar highlights on your only tv and won't leave until u wash his dentures

18. u realize fall out boy was the final, super secret, unannounced song on the rb setlist

[Coldplayer]

19. The Who in person bring the game to your door, only to destroy all the instruments after playing "Won't get fooled again".

[dethklok]

20. Someone broke into your house and stole your TVs
21. Your Fender guitar didn't work at all
22. When you open your car door to get the box out, you realize you left it back in the store

[Inaudible-Whisper]

23. You die.

[dethklok]

23. You die.

I like your answer! :D

[TheRocker]

24. Sean isn't an unlockable player
25. You bought the game without the Instruments

[HollywoodBound]

24. You realize you left the game on the bottom of the cart in the Target Parking lot!

[wolfmuser]

26. george bush somehow gets re-re-elected and now will run the country for another 4 years....o wait u meant to u or the game?..ok then, george dubyuh confiscates your drum kit believing it to be a weapon of mass destruction and then gets the secret service to lock u up for playing "enter sandman," believing it has terrorist messages that will allow al quiada (spelling?) to infiltrate the government via xbox live

[HollywoodBound]

26. george bush somehow gets re-re-elected and now will run the country for another 4 years....o wait u meant to u or the game?..ok then, george dubyuh confiscates your drum kit believing it to be a weapon of mass destruction and then gets the secret service to lock u up for playing "enter sandman," believing it has terrorist messages that will allow al quiada (spelling?) to infiltrate the government via xbox live

dude everyone knows when you play metallica backwards you can hear the words of osama bin laden. duh haha

[xfMike]

x. You get The Bundle, and on your way home you get into a car accident that does one of two things:

a. Smashes your car and The Bundle all up, but you're ok.

b. You get smashed up and become paralyzed from the neck down, but your car and The Bundle are just fine.

[Akaymay]

##. You make it home perfectly fine! In a huge rush, you go to make yourself a quick snack before playing. (You can't play on an empty stomach!). And while cutting the veggies, you cut off your hand in the process! Can't play now! :(

[Hopton]

27. you spend all your money on the game and realize that u didnt pay the electric bill for the month.

28. you think u get home, set it up, begin to play. then you realize that you have been high on acid all day and youve just been sitting on your couch since noon.

[Kang_Zircon]

27. You don't have time to play the game.
28. You get time to play, but your glasses break and you can't see the screen well enough to play.
29. You get an extra large screen so you can see, then your eyeballs fall out of their sockets, rendering you completely blind.
30. You decide "screw it, I'll play by ear!" then your ears fall off.
31. You then decide you'll just strum the guitar or beat on the drums even if you can't see or hear what's going on, and then your hands fall off, along with your tongue so you can;t sing either.

[Coldplayer]

24. Sean isn't an unlockable player

I think that will happen. But you still can create Sean with the Custom Character option. ;)

[Akaymay]

You go to open the box, and the only pair of glasses in the world fell off your face and broke. You then say out of pure anger:

"It's not fair! It's just not fair! There was time now!"

(That's a Twilight Zone Reference, right?)

[Kang_Zircon]

You go to open the box, and the only pair of glasses in the world fell off your face and broke. You then say out of pure anger:

"It's not fair! It's just not fair! There was time now!"

(That's a Twilight Zone Reference, right?)

Yeah, or Futurama (which is what mine was from...)

[boltin]

32. You are going to pay for the bundle and you remember you dont have 200 bucks.
33. You only have 198 bucks :(

[HollywoodBound]

32. You are going to pay for the bundle and you remember you dont have 200 bucks.
33. You only have 198 bucks :(

that's why God created a magical word called VISA - its every where you want to be... untill the bill comes in the mail!

[DShizzle1029]

*You get the game, open it up, put the disk in the tray, and after the developer logos, Harmonix had really just played a sick sick joke on all of us and a message on the screen comes up saying "YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D!" and there really is no Rock Band on the disk

*You open the box, and there is a note in the box saying some assembly required, and you have no screws or tools at that matter...

*Your trunk lid pops open on the highway and your Rock Band Bundle goes flying out, then when you stop to get it a semi truck hits it, followed by a teenage girl whos on the phone, followed by an old lady, followed by a marching band, followed by some river dancers, followed by Santa and his reindeer...

*You get home, you open the box, and a nuclear bomb drops on your house...

*You get home and you open the box and theres actually a portal in the box that sucks you in and transports you to the land of the Teletubbies.

[TheRocker]

34. They run out of Copies

[Schultzy]

35: You open the box and there's a little yellow post-it note inside that says
I.O.U One Rock Band
With love,
HMX
:D

[TheRocker]

35. Your Gets Ps3 Bricked
36. Your X360 Gets The Ring Of Death

[Emo_Reaper]

37. You get the bundle,go home to set it up,and open the box,and Sean jumps out like a spider monkey ninja thing.

[TheRocker]

38. You get Rick'Rolled by Sean

[KingColon]

You come home, box in hand, beat from a long day of beating off the masses with a blackjack to get your precious bundle. There's a knock on your door. You open it to find Sean standing before you. He punches you in the face, horks your bundle, and dashes off giggling with glee on into the night.

A week later, you see your bundle on sale again at the store you bought it from.

And so goes the circle, Harmonix's twisted operation.


(I'm onto you. All of you.)

[Emo_Reaper]

haha,nice.

Why so much talk with Sean....maybe because hes a GOD! lol,a big a Cult of mice gather and chew your cords while your gone.

Or a Mysterious Force is blocking the wireless instrument in which you may purchase.

[Killoff]

39. You are so happy you lick your box. One week later, the doctor tells you you have AIDS.
40. You go to a concert carrying the box and then in the moshpit someone punches it to death.
41. Your dog blows it up with its rad explosm powers

[AVC808]

you dont know a damn thing about drumming and fly a drum stick into your tv screen, cracking it and then whining about how it should have been included with straps and demand a nationwide recall.

[jq71586]

42. When you assemble the drums there actually is a double bass pedal but HMX then announces none of the games on the disc or in future DLC will ever need the double bass.

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PSN - jq71586 - looking for PS3 friends.

[crunchyoverseas]

43. Your mom is an unlockable character.
44. HMX forgets to mention that ALL the songs are DLC.
45. Did we say USB instruments? Because we meant parallel port.
46. Bush declares HMX a terrorist organization.
47. Bush is an unlockable character.
48. Your car breaks down on the way to the store. A flashflood hits on the walk back to your house. Your house is engulfed with locusts when you get there. There is too much content so it's only HD-DVD compatible. Your TV explodes frying your retinas and popping your ear drums. Then bush steals your Xbox.:eek:

[Sons_of_Kyuss]

You load the game up only to find out that your CD was stamped with 40+ songs, all the same...some Nickelback song about a photograph. OMFG!!! DESTROY!!!

[goodbyebluesky]

HAHAH....

i have one.

49. Finishing expert in one night, getting to the last song, the anticipation killing you to see who it is.....FREEBIRD MASTER TRACK!

[wolfmuser]

crunchyoverseas just gave me an idea...

how awesome would it be if pre-made unlockable characters were featured...

like george bush, frankenstein, a teletubby, ronald mcdonald, the koolaid man, spongebob, and mclovin (from superbad, loved that movie)...only these characters were animated to be like bad@sses with tattoos and ripped cloths, some gothic, some punk, some grunge, etc....it would be hilarious, tho it will never happen due to copyright laws and stuff...o well i can dream :D

[Kaiser]

50. You realize Stairway to Heaven really is on the setlist.
51. You get home and realize everyone wants to be the singer.
52. You hold a "Band Meeting" and realize noone really has any talent.
53. Your drummer breaks his ankle.
54. Your guitarist breaks his wrist.
55. Your bassist breaks his fingers.
56. Your singer has laringitis.

[parastroke7]

57. You play the game and it sucks. Simply put.
58. Instead of being "Rock Band", the game is actually "Phil Rudd" hero ( drummer of ACDC ) and all of the parts can be played by beginners.
59. All of the drum sticks they ship are marching sticks, and are thick enough to beat a horse in half (surely enough to ruin your drum kit)
60. The guitar buttons stick, as if a slimy toddler wiped his candy juices over every button.
61. HD LAAAAAGGGGGGGEAH!! (Metallica)

[sa_nick]

62. You get home with the bundle, load it up and begin playing. Only 1.618 seconds into the first song the game causes such a concentrated amount of awesomeness in one localized area that the game and all the peripherals implode and form a sort of black hole that sucks up your whole house, street, country and so on until everything in the known universe and beyond is sucked out of existence.

[KingColon]

62. You get home with the bundle, load it up and begin playing. Only 1.618 seconds into the first song the game causes such a concentrated amount of awesomeness in one localized area that the game and all the peripherals implode and form a sort of black hole that sucks up your whole house, street, country and so on until everything in the known universe and beyond is sucked out of existence.

There's a flaw there: Rock Band would never implode. Due to the laws of physics and nature, it's impossible for Rock Band to suck.

[HollywoodBound]

63. You realize that the Drums need 4 9V batteries to run.

[joetaylor]

64. You get so carried away with playing "Wont Be Fooled Again" that you actually smash up the guitars and drums like The Who would. Oops! XD

[Kaiser]

63. You realize that the Drums need 4 9V batteries to run.

I can so see that happening lol :rolleyes:

65. Your dog eats your whammy.
66. There is a lead poisoning scare and all the RB instruments are recalled... (:mad: )

[chaopolis]

67. There's no game inside. Instead, there's just a slip of paper that says "sorry, bundle information and pricing have not yet been announced".

68. You discover that Maps is still in the game. (that's just my personal thing)

[sa_nick]

69. You discover that Maps is no longer in the game.

[SmokaCola]

70.You walk out of the store and all of a sudden a guy grabs your Rock Band bundle from you! You chase him down only to receive 5 shots to the stomach, at this point you're bleeding over everything. Somehow you manage to snatch the gun from the guy, blow his brains out and fragments of his skull dent your precious bundle pack. You're rushed to the hospital with Rock Band in your grip, as the ambulance is speeding through traffic a semi truck smashes into it and blows the van all to hell sending you into a cyclone of pure hate for music games. You just happen to go blasting through a hospital window and land in one of their beds whilst crushing an elderly woman. After being patched up and sued for crumbling someone's grandmother you're set free out of the hospital and get picked up by a cab.

As you tell the driver where to go you start to know something is very unusual about this ride and things start to get hazy. You then realize you didn't actually get into a cab, you got into a rainbow painted van full of hippies that just happen to have an ultra hate for rock band because it supports "angry" music. With your quick thinking skills, not quick enough to receive a severe beating from stoned hippies and their midget sidekick, you tell them that Grateful Dead will eventually make it's way onto the game through downloadable content and if they get the midget to stop jumping up and down on your spine as if it were a trampoline you will buy the full album.

They let you go but unfortunately you're nowhere near your home, not even your state for that matter. You punch a blind kid in the face and steal a near by homeless man's bicycle. Then you notice it was completely unnecessary to have punched that blind kid and you feel bad so you give him the bike. Then you feel even worse for stealing that bike in the first place so you trade your Rock Band microphone for the bike and give the bike back to the homeless guy and you start walking home. As you walk you feel like someone is watching you, so you turn around and you completely black out.

You wake up in a dark room with blood dripping from your lip and scars all over your back, you start to wonder if the game is really worth all this and decide the only answer could be yes. You walk out of the room and you find your Rock Band bundle covered in feces. You wipe off all the disgusting poo and continue on your way. You finally get to your house but only to find out your yard was covered in a mine field, you really start to ponder who the hell is doing this to me, so you decide "F' it, i'll walk through the mine field" You finally get through the field and have one leg and two arms left and you think, "Atleast i only need 1 leg to play the drums on this thing."

You hobble into your house and hook up the drum set. You find out that whilst you were knocked out someone stole the drum sticks for the game so you decide instead you'll play the guitar, You plug in the guitar and pop in the game as blood is pouring out of your leg. The game starts playing and you go with a "quick play" because you don't want to pass out from too much blood loss. As the drums start to play and the bass kicks in you see that very first note, the first note you'll remember forever that it was the first time you ever played Rock Band. As you hold down that fret button and hit the strum bar the 360 redlights and you begin to cry.

So you get the bright idea, "HEY!, I'll do that towel trick!" You grab some towels real quick and wrap it up as fast as you can. You let it sit for 20 minutes but unfortunately you pass out and the system gets a lot hotter than intended and it starts to get extremely hot. The blood from your leg makes it way to the system on the ground, it short circuits and your house catches on fire as you're passed out in a crimson puddle. Your body, house, 360, Rock Band are all turned to ashes and get blown away by the wind. You never even got to hit that first note. The end.

[Terranova]

71 You get the $200 bundle home open it up and find Guitar hero 3
72 you get the bundle home connect everything up and your just about to rock when you wake up and realise it was all just a dream.

[Akaymay]

73. You fail to notice the fine print on the package that reads "Nickelodeon Presents: Rock Band". So all you can play is the Spongebob theme over and over.

[Terranova]

74 you get the game home only to notice it's MTV presents Pimp my Rock band

[KingColon]

words n stuff

75. You spend so long writing extended stories about Rock Band follies while waiting for the game that you completely miss the rise and fall of Rock Band itself

[SmokaCola]

75. You spend so long writing extended stories about Rock Band follies while waiting for the game that you completely miss the rise and fall of Rock Band itself


76. // wrist. lol

[ModernDayWarrior]

77. As soon as you turn on the console, a massive recall on Rock Band happens.

[LZ_Reborn]

78.- You get home, you open the bundle box, setup RB, turn on your system and just when your about to start playing your woman comes in the room all misty eyed saying: "I really need you to hold me!! :( " So you do, and as you glance over her shoulder, you see that nice and shiny drum controller just beyond your reach....

[Young_Nastyman]

79) You get everything set up, guitar controller in hand, you turn on the system, the game gets to the harmonix screen, a time portal opens up under you sending you back to the day Rock Band was announced :eek: the wait begins...again

80) Every retailer decides not to sell RB, except for Gamestop, but you didn't reserve it, and they won't get another shipment for another 3 months

[TheWolf619]

78.- You get home, you open the bundle box, setup RB, turn on your system and just when your about to start playing your woman comes in the room all misty eyed saying: "I really need you to hold me!! :( " So you do, and as you glance over her shoulder, you see that nice and shiny drum controller just beyond your reach....

That's going to happen to me I just know it. lol

[FallenAce]

81. Have you ever played an RPG and there's a treasure chest, but you can't get to it because there's a little rock in the way, and your character won't step over this one rock even though you backflipped over a mountain like 15 minutes ago? One of those rocks is in front of your console when you get home.

[DodgyDaz]

81. Have you ever played an RPG and there's a treasure chest, but you can't get to it because there's a little rock in the way, and your character won't step over this one rock even though you backflipped over a mountain like 15 minutes ago? One of those rocks is in front of your console when you get home.

You know.....only yesterday I was on my way home when..........

[miketoast]

82.

You get home and get everything all set up and suddenly the 3 Burrito Supremes you had for lunch decide to make a special reappearance....

[LZ_Reborn]

1,000 WORST THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN AFTER GETTING ROCKBAND:

(add to the list)



You realised you accidently bought FOLKBAND!!!





83.- Or worst, you realize that you bought MariachiBand!! and all that comes in the bundle is a little mariachi sombrero, a sarape and a little trumpet with red, blue, green...buttons on it.

[TheTogfather]

85. You buy the game, get home, set it all up, insert the disc, and turn on your console. As the disc reader speeds up the HMX Logo just starts to fade onto the screen when...Jesus Christ himself descends from the heavens announcing his return and the end of mortal life on earth. The faithfull ascend, the wicked fall, and while all this is going on and no one is really paying attention, Jesus wails away on your drums.

[Bakkster_Man]

The faithfull ascend, the wicked fall, and while all this is going on and no one is really paying attention, Jesus wails away on your drums.

WRONG! Everyone knows Jesus played bass.... noob :cool:

86: Mandatory update on release day, but both PSN and XBL are down.

87: Gamestop gets too many pre-orders, so by the time you get out of work to pick up your preorder, they sell out and Gamestop gets their $25 interest-free loan for another month.

[IbanezBassist_v2]

##. You make it home perfectly fine! In a huge rush, you go to make yourself a quick snack before playing. (You can't play on an empty stomach!). And while cutting the veggies, you cut off your hand in the process! Can't play now! :(

What about the drummer from Def Leppard? Hmm?

Or Bill Clements? Hmm. There goes your one hand/arm theory....:D

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[Bakkster_Man]

What about the drummer from Def Leppard? Hmm?

Or Bill Clements? Hmm. There goes your one hand/arm theory....:D

Too bad RB forces you to hit two pads at the same time, although I suppose you could use your face...

[IbanezBassist_v2]

Too bad RB forces you to hit two pads at the same time, although I suppose you could use your face...

Drums....One stick and one nub.

Etcetera on GH/Bass

[LiveAndLetDie]

You find out that all the instruments were made in china and therefore are contaminated with some hazardous material that will cause you to die 6 months earlier with every song u play. But you beat the game anyway. And find out you have only 1 year to live!:eek:

[WingsOfSteel]

The moon explodes, and an asteroid the size of Rhode Island lands on your copy of the game. And you, I guess.

[MotleyPriest111]

Your brother takes a crap on the disc and/or has sex with it.

[LZ_Reborn]

You find out that all the instruments were made in china and therefore are contaminated with some hazardous material that will cause you to die 6 months earlier with every song u play. But you beat the game anyway. And find out you have only 1 year to live!:eek:

At least you would die a happy man!! knowing that you finished the greatest game(maybe) of all time!! :D

[LiveAndLetDie]

At least you would die a happy man!! knowing that you finished the greatest game(maybe) of all time!! :D

haha sooo worth it!

[polishdog90]

86. You insert your disc into your xbox 360, and you read on your TV screen: Error Cannot Read Disk

[TheRocker]

87.http://www.dansdata.com/images/io044/bigscratch800.jpg

[onlyrob]

88. Every game comes with a serial killer. Every time you miss a note, someone you love is killed before your eyes.

[sushi111]

So many greenhouse gases build up, the serious state of emergency around global warming is announced the day Rock Band comes out. Of course you dont give a crap, but your disk melts on the way back from EB! :(

[HollywoodBound]

87.http://www.dansdata.com/images/io044/bigscratch800.jpg

Dang that would suck. I had a movie I brought home from Best Buy once, opened it and the disk was like that.

[battle_axe_of_doom]

my 360 died when i got bioshock, so that was probably the worst thing that can happen. either that or you can die

[Elnino]

89. Once you get the game, a bunch of pre-school kids start whinin cuz they can't play and you're forced to play the game with little kids who can't play to save there lives.

[LZ_Reborn]

my 360 died when i got bioshock, so that was probably the worst thing that can happen. either that or you can die

Bummer!! What did you do or gona do? Hope you can resolve this soon, cus all the good games are coming in the next couple of months...

[parastroke7]

The same thing that happened to battle axe happened to me when I bought GH2 for 360. I make it to the sixth set, and find that I'm now allowed to 5-star Crazy On You.

I still haven't got my 360 by the way.

[Tendoza]

90. You find out that Led Zeppelin's "Mothership" iTunes Package is for download..














...and die of a heart attack

[WildWalker]

91 (this happened when I got GH2)

Stand outside of shop for 30mins on day of release, waiting for it to open, buy package, drive home, find strum bar on guitar is fukked :( *fumes*

WW

[SmokaCola]

You know Jesus coming back and playing on my bass would kinda kick ass, as long as the Devil played my drums and I got to play lead. At least one song would be good for me.

Edit: Was thinking of someone to sing and all I could come up with was Michael Jackson, I'd imagine soon after the song is over the Devil would light his ass on fire and send him to hell. Really... who wouldn't want to see that? lol

[Young_Nastyman]

You find out that all the instruments were made in china and therefore are contaminated with some hazardous material that will cause you to die 6 months earlier with every song u play. But you beat the game anyway. And find out you have only 1 year to live!:eek:

and Harmonix announces Rock Band two will be called Rock Band: The Heavy Metal Years and the drums come with double bass, it will be released the day after you die :D


90. You find out that Led Zeppelin's "Mothership" iTunes Package is for download..

...and die of a heart attack

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo....

*gasp for breath*

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

i can't think of anything worse...you win...you sick son of a b

.....sorry about using the harsh letters :p

[sushi111]

To add to that: Radiohead's OK Computer is released as DLC, and your pants get so full of **** that you drown in your own feces. :p

[HollywoodBound]

To add to that: Radiohead's OK Computer is released as DLC, and your pants get so full of **** that you drown in your own feces. :p

yep... kinda gross.

[sushi111]

yep... kinda gross.

Yeah I know, but it could happen:p

[IbanezBassist_v2]

I'm think more along the lines that you spunk yourself rather than ****ting your pants.

[Pluto2493]

you actually signed a contract with a real rock band instead of buying the game rock band and They're TERRIBLE

[Bakkster_Man]

you actually signed a contract with a real rock band instead of buying the game rock band and They're TERRIBLE

Or you sign a record contract with Columbia, they take the rights to all your music, and put tons of DRM rootkits on your music so nobody buys it, and you die sad and alone...

[milesodanglers]

- You get home and play sooo good on the first song that you take the guitar and smash it breaking your console as well

- You get home, and find out there is a serious problem with rock band and a recall, all of a sudden fbi agents come in the house and take your rock band and leave.

- As you get home you find that your house is on fire you then dont know what to do so you go to your friends house to play there but he is on vacation, you now have no idea what to do.

[Elnino]

94.You let your friend hold the disk and he trips and the disk goes flying into a 18 wheel and the disk is crushed to pieces.

95.Every song sounds like a crappy ringtone that just beeps.

[HollywoodBound]

96. you realise that the voice distortion in the microphone was faulty and now you sound like micky mouse while singing.

[FreQstar]

97. You sound like mickey mouse while singing... and you realize it has nothing to do with the mic.

[Xzyliac]

98. Your TV can't handle the awesomeness of your ability to pwn Won't Get Fooled Again on drums, explodes, and the shards cut your throat. God is jealous at your skill and won't let you into heaven but rather Gwen Stefani's pants.

[aaron_wil]

99. You awaken the day before the launch to your radio alarm playing Sonny and Cher's I got you babe. You then hear the DJ announce that there is a midnight release of Rock Band at your local game store. You goto work, sludge through the day with only the game on your mind. After work you go stand in line around 5pm. Your the first person in line because the person in front of you had to leave due to some emergency. You wait...wait...wait...wait some more. Finally 11:59pm. They open the doors, you grab your game, and you savor the moment. Then.....You awaken....Sonny and Cher is playing on the radio. Then you hear the DJ announce that there is a midnight release of Rock Band at your local game store. You start to cry as you realize you are in a Groundhog Day sequence. It loops through eternity.

I must give props to my wife for this one..it was her idea:)

[Xzyliac]

Classic. Tell your wife some random guy on the internet says "Two thumbs up!"

100. You buy the bundle and on the way home the hotness of Rock Band engulfs the car in flames. You survived, severly burned, and far to paranoid to buy it again. Then Ivy from Soul Calibur and Mr. T take turns taunting your bad luck. Suddenly Chuck Norris appears and blinks you into The Dimension of The Eternal Boy Band Concert.

[Bakkster_Man]

99. You awaken the day before the launch to your radio alarm playing Sonny and Cher's I got you babe. You then hear the DJ announce that there is a midnight release of Rock Band at your local game store. You goto work, sludge through the day with only the game on your mind. After work you go stand in line around 5pm. Your the first person in line because the person in front of you had to leave due to some emergency. You wait...wait...wait...wait some more. Finally 11:59pm. They open the doors, you grab your game, and you savor the moment. Then.....You awaken....Sonny and Cher is playing on the radio. Then you hear the DJ announce that there is a midnight release of Rock Band at your local game store. You start to cry as you realize you are in a Groundhog Day sequence. It loops through eternity.

I must give props to my wife for this one..it was her idea:)

I thought it happened at 6AM... :)

[_GABO_]

101. You spend years trying to come up with 1,000 actually unique and different ways that things could go horribly wrong. Once you finally hit precious number 1,000 you're on your death bed and skinny as a stick of .5mm pencil lead, you try to pick up the drum sticks and the severity of the weight overwhelms you, you have a heart attack and die.
Your life is saved by a fat chick giving you CPR and she forgets you don't need to drop your tongue into their mouth to revive them, luckily your entire high school class is there watching, and doesn't soon let you forget that tongue o' fat chick in your mouth.

Mmmm..tasty.
Not.

[sushi111]

I must give props to my wife for this one..it was her idea:)
Brilliant:D :D :D

[battle_axe_of_doom]

Bummer!! What did you do or gona do? Hope you can resolve this soon, cus all the good games are coming in the next couple of months...

well i sent it in a week to 2 weeks ago. if i don't get it within another 2 weeks i'm going to call microsoft and ***** and moan until they either give me a new 360 (pff yeah right) or they tell the repair center over here to hurry the **** up (pff yeah right)

[IsThisSparta]

102. Xbox 360 Users....... Ring of Death. Don't rock out so hard, there is now a circular scratch on your disk FOREVER=.....

[WingsOfSteel]

You play the instruments on top of the car on your way home, but run a red light and die.

[Bakkster_Man]

You're playing Highway Star and somebody has a flashback to Rock and Roll Racing (anybody else remember that?), and launches a rocket at you.

[Xzyliac]

105. You pull your PS3 out of it's long hibernation, get yourself set up online, update it, and brick it. Suddenly the repairable Red Rings of Death don't seem so bad after all.

[Bakkster_Man]

106 - The PS3 version uses the lair control scheme, and all instruments are controlled entirely by SixAxis motion commands.

[Tendoza]

107 - WoW fans raid your house!

[bumbousdude25]

108. The only difficulty in the game is Easy.

109. There will never be any G N' R in Rock Band... EVER

[Kaiser]

99. You awaken the day before the launch to your radio alarm playing Sonny and Cher's I got you babe. You then hear the DJ announce that there is a midnight release of Rock Band at your local game store. You goto work, sludge through the day with only the game on your mind. After work you go stand in line around 5pm. Your the first person in line because the person in front of you had to leave due to some emergency. You wait...wait...wait...wait some more. Finally 11:59pm. They open the doors, you grab your game, and you savor the moment. Then.....You awaken....Sonny and Cher is playing on the radio. Then you hear the DJ announce that there is a midnight release of Rock Band at your local game store. You start to cry as you realize you are in a Groundhog Day sequence. It loops through eternity.

I must give props to my wife for this one..it was her idea:)

Haha that's awesome!!

[ChuckN]

110. You beat all of the game except for the last encore after it gets done loading you relise the artist and song is

Britney Spears - Oops I did it again

111. You beat all of the game except for the last encore after it gets done loading you relise it is some retarted Weird Al song.

[afroduck]

110. You beat all of the game except for the last encore after it gets done loading you relise the artist and song is

Britney Spears - Oops I did it again

111. You beat all of the game except for the last encore after it gets done loading you relise it is not Weird Al - Genius in France.

Fixed.

Seriously though I think that song would be awesome as a bonus track. It has some great lines for all instruments.

112- Your drummer gets so excited after playing the first song that he hurls his drumsticks at the crowd (aka- your nice tv) with the forces of the rock gods and shatters the screen.

[kotran]

113. You get home to realize the only working TV is the 10 inch screen in the kitchen.

[Simonious]

114. There's no devilock hairstyle in the game.

[HollywoodBound]

This thread has the most reply's for not being a "sticky'd" thread!!!! Whoo! haha

[Elnino]

114.You don't have enough money to buy the game. You go home or whatever, get some money, come back to the place you're buying the game and.....they're all out!!! *Dun dun dunnnnnnn*

115.You're driving home with the game, with the guitar laying on your lap. You see another guy with his copy of the game with his guitar with him. You challenge him to an air guitar battle while still driving. You lose.

[HollywoodBound]

116. You get it all set up at home and you get ready to play with your buddies. Your all so excited that your crazy friend whp's been claiming he HAS to play drums first drinks too much Mountain Dew Halo Game Fuel that he becomes hyper and breaks your drum sticks and one of the pads with it.

[Young_Nastyman]

115.You're driving home with the game, with the guitar laying on your lap. You see another guy with his copy of the game with his guitar with him. You challenge him to an air guitar battle while still driving. You lose.

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I had the same response as M Night, XD

[Axel32]

117. A gang performed a drive by at the store your waiting in line at; you got shot.

118. You take the game out of the box on the drive home and it falls out of the window on the drive home!



LMAO At 115.

[HollywoodBound]

119. You realize that you accidently pre-ordered GH3 and not Rockband!

[coheedfails]

120. you forget to pay your rent because for the whole week until the release of rock band you were too excited to realize it, so when you get to your apartment there's an eviction notice on yur door and the lock has been changed!

121. your family got a puppy and he chewed through your system cords.

122. you break your arms in a horrible stair accident.

[jonfitzsimon]

123. You cant play because out of nowhere, your girlfriend suddenly wants to have sex all day...

[G_tarRoCK3R]

123. You cant play because out of nowhere, your girlfriend suddenly wants to have sex all day...

........And in no way is that depressing haha


124.You get home with the box in your hand and you trip and fall running so fast to get it inside and have to go to the hospital because you break your arms:eek:

[Rocker2]

70.You walk out of the store and all of a sudden a guy grabs your Rock Band bundle from you! You chase him down only to receive 5 shots to the stomach, at this point you're bleeding over everything. Somehow you manage to snatch the gun from the guy, blow his brains out and fragments of his skull dent your precious bundle pack. You're rushed to the hospital with Rock Band in your grip, as the ambulance is speeding through traffic a semi truck smashes into it and blows the van all to hell sending you into a cyclone of pure hate for music games. You just happen to go blasting through a hospital window and land in one of their beds whilst crushing an elderly woman. After being patched up and sued for crumbling someone's grandmother you're set free out of the hospital and get picked up by a cab.

As you tell the driver where to go you start to know something is very unusual about this ride and things start to get hazy. You then realize you didn't actually get into a cab, you got into a rainbow painted van full of hippies that just happen to have an ultra hate for rock band because it supports "angry" music. With your quick thinking skills, not quick enough to receive a severe beating from stoned hippies and their midget sidekick, you tell them that Grateful Dead will eventually make it's way onto the game through downloadable content and if they get the midget to stop jumping up and down on your spine as if it were a trampoline you will buy the full album.

They let you go but unfortunately you're nowhere near your home, not even your state for that matter. You punch a blind kid in the face and steal a near by homeless man's bicycle. Then you notice it was completely unnecessary to have punched that blind kid and you feel bad so you give him the bike. Then you feel even worse for stealing that bike in the first place so you trade your Rock Band microphone for the bike and give the bike back to the homeless guy and you start walking home. As you walk you feel like someone is watching you, so you turn around and you completely black out.

You wake up in a dark room with blood dripping from your lip and scars all over your back, you start to wonder if the game is really worth all this and decide the only answer could be yes. You walk out of the room and you find your Rock Band bundle covered in feces. You wipe off all the disgusting poo and continue on your way. You finally get to your house but only to find out your yard was covered in a mine field, you really start to ponder who the hell is doing this to me, so you decide "F' it, i'll walk through the mine field" You finally get through the field and have one leg and two arms left and you think, "Atleast i only need 1 leg to play the drums on this thing."

You hobble into your house and hook up the drum set. You find out that whilst you were knocked out someone stole the drum sticks for the game so you decide instead you'll play the guitar, You plug in the guitar and pop in the game as blood is pouring out of your leg. The game starts playing and you go with a "quick play" because you don't want to pass out from too much blood loss. As the drums start to play and the bass kicks in you see that very first note, the first note you'll remember forever that it was the first time you ever played Rock Band. As you hold down that fret button and hit the strum bar the 360 redlights and you begin to cry.

So you get the bright idea, "HEY!, I'll do that towel trick!" You grab some towels real quick and wrap it up as fast as you can. You let it sit for 20 minutes but unfortunately you pass out and the system gets a lot hotter than intended and it starts to get extremely hot. The blood from your leg makes it way to the system on the ground, it short circuits and your house catches on fire as you're passed out in a crimson puddle. Your body, house, 360, Rock Band are all turned to ashes and get blown away by the wind. You never even got to hit that first note. The end.

Awesome post



125. You buy your rock band game and come home and you hear a knock at your door. You run to the door and answer it. You see a police officer who tells you that there has been a rock band theif running around stealing rock band bundles and selling them on Ebay. You tell the cop to show you his badge. He says got it right here and reaches into a duffel bag next to him and pulls out a Machine Gun.
He says I'm the theif and if you don't not give me your Rock Band Bundle I will kill you! You say hell no. He fires bullets at you, and you pull a Neo from the matrix and stop the bullets in mid air. He continues to fire bullets at you and he ultimaltey gives up after more bullets end up on the floor. He throws his gun down. You and the theif run outside and begin an epic hand to hand combat battle. After ten minutes of fighting you knock him out and tie him up and run inside your house to call the cops. You pick up the phone and quickly realize that the phone has no dial tone and that someone cut the telephone line. You hear footsteps from behind you and think o crap and then the theif's partner knocks you out with a crow bar. You awaken two hours later to find your Rock Band Bundle gone. You find a note on the floor next to you and it says you just got robbed by Khan the unstoppable robber. You look up at the ceiling and at the top of your lungs you scream Khannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End.

[Murderous_Urges]

126 A band of rabid space walruses breaks through the roof and eats your game and all your bacon.

[Rocker2]

127. The Beatles song Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds is announced for Rock Band but when you put the disc in you discover the song is the 1968 cover by William Shatner

128. The song Back in Black is announced but is later revaled to be a cover by Three 6 Mafia

129. All previously announced master tracks are revaled as covers by Three 6 Mafia, The Dixie Chicks, The Spice Girls, William Hung, Starship, and Phil Collins.

[CPT_Destroyer]

130. You open up your Rock Band case, only to realize you accidentally bought a nuclear warhead that exploded when you opened the case.

131. When you get home, you realize you bought, "Emo Band" on accident. You cut yourself.

132. The night before Rock Band comes out, you're so excited you can hardly sleep, but you manage to somehow. Then, when you wake up, you realize you've been living a dream and that Rock Band doesn't really exist. You cut yourself.

133. You hear on the news that, just before the world's shipments of Rock Band was going to leave Harmonix, a nuke was dropped on Harmonix HQ, destroying all the copies. Mass suicide by everyone on these forums ensue.

134. You get cancer and die. Simple.

135. Some idiotic soccer mom group gets Rock Band banned before you can get it. It gets banned because a moronic kid attempted to recreate that one CG video with the people rocking out on top of a car, and ends up killing himself, 3 nuns, and a bagel. Yes, a bagel.

[McDeezy]

130. You open up your Rock Band case, only to realize you accidentally bought a nuclear warhead that exploded when you opened the case.

131. When you get home, you realize you bought, "Emo Band" on accident. You cut yourself.

132. The night before Rock Band comes out, you're so excited you can hardly sleep, but you manage to somehow. Then, when you wake up, you realize you've been living a dream and that Rock Band doesn't really exist. You cut yourself.

133. You hear on the news that, just before the world's shipments of Rock Band was going to leave Harmonix, a nuke was dropped on Harmonix HQ, destroying all the copies. Mass suicide by everyone on these forums ensue.

134. You get cancer and die. Simple.

135. Some idiotic soccer mom group gets Rock Band banned before you can get it. It gets banned because a moronic kid attempted to recreate that one CG video with the people rocking out on top of a car, and ends up killing himself, 3 nuns, and a bagel. Yes, a bagel.

I've never been so honest in my life. I laughed so hard at these. I swear to god I'm still laughing as I type this and read the quote. OMFG the best one is <b>You hear on the news that, just before the world's shipments of Rock Band was going to leave Harmonix, a nuke was dropped on Harmonix HQ, destroying all the copies. Mass suicide by everyone on these forums ensue.</b>

[SargentBass]

136. You trip and sprain your ankles and jam both wrists in the fall. Limping home you plug in the drums and pick hard, you begin to play. Having fun and trying to ingnore the intense pain. After many hours of playing you fall asleep and awake in pain. Legs and arms killing you. You go to the hospitle to find out the you riped you muscles in your left and right leg and somehow shatered you right arm, you left are it mysterisly missing :\
You are carried home a quadlapedric (SP?) and look at you new games that cam out this month and cry, then grinding your teeth hard. You pick up a xbox 360 controller and begin playing on hard, once again. Only now your using your tounge. You girl friend come over and, well it in the mood to play tonsle hockey and you being making out, in the process of her picking you up and putting you on her lap so she can reach you mouth you bite your tounge. And once again, are rushed to the hospitle were they have to remove it. Now not being able to walk use your arms ,eat ,taste, you looked at your games again. And think, theirs only one thing left to use.........

[HollywoodBound]

This rendition of "Final Countdown" is the final track in the game.

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[85_SWB]

137- You find out you have epilepsy and cannot play the game without risking seizures

[HollywoodBound]

^ Your probably more likely to have seizures from Amplitude then Rock Band haha.

[bumbousdude25]

138. You get the game home to find out all the songs are by Made In Mexico. :eek:

139. All DLC is Made In Mexico. :eek:

140. Made In Mexico has even 1 DLC album (OH WAIT, THEY ALREADY DO!!!!! SH**!!!!!!!) :eek: :eek:

[HollywoodBound]

141. You get Rockband and realize that your missing a drumpad

[JohnnyTurk]

142. with the amazing news that my special edition finally arrives, i get home to find that EA sends me the ps3 version instead of the 360 one, GOOD JOB! :mad:

[TheREVALOProject]

143. The Family's 2-Weeks vacation to Acapulco

144. You go to get the box at your car, only to find the doors locked

145. You find your house on fire and cause the California fires.

[LesPaul5391]

146. You get home with the special edition and start "Band World Tour" and then realize you don't have any friends
147. Disc Read Error
148. You get caught up in emotion after beating "Tom Sawyer" on the drums, and you smash the Strat through your tv

[monstrado]

149. You drive 45 minutes to the only ebgames with reserved spots left only to find out the box is to large to fit inside your piece of **** car.

150. You get home and your Work Cell Rings (Your a 24/7 IT Technician)

151. Your girlfriend tells you she will only play World Tour if you stop on the way home and pick her up some Tampax...I hate women...:)

[hankchill]

152. You take it home and realize the disc does not fit inside your Atari 2600
153. They accidentally bundled a REAL Fender Strat instead of the controller
154. The sweater you are wearing accumulated 40,000 volts while you were out so the moment you laid your hands on the peripherals, they melted.

@monstrado: I'm guessing those are going to be your exact real life situations :P All three of them, and on the same day, correct? :P I'll probably definitely experience #150 on your list.

[MaineDrummer]

155. Your girlfriend is the only one you have to play BWT with and every time you unlock a new venue she will only play a 3 song create a set list of Fall Out Boy, Hole, and Garbage.

[The_Vampire_Lestat]

156. Your Wii... upset that the PS3 and 360 are getting Rock Band this month... decides to suicide bomb your entertainment center. Destroying your television, 360 and PS3.

[drummer_and_proud]

157.You're playing guitar and rocking out hard when out of nowhere your Fender Stratocaster disinagrates all at once.

[shivish]

YOU OPEN THE BOX TO FIND A MESSAGE SAYING:
"Dear Canadians, you have just been Punk'd. Rock band isn't coming out till Dec 20!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!"


Aw...****

[Guitarplayer777]

Fall Out Boy comes to your house, plays Dead On Arrival, then they rape your game, break it, then give you a copy of thier latest CD-A tribute to AC/DC.

[ocfanman]

you play the game and have a great time :)

or

while lugging that box to your car, your arms break, :(

[HollywoodBound]

^ dude that might actually happen. ya never know.

[Vilius]

161. Your game spontaneously combusts in your car on the way home.

162. Your friend, seeing you got the game, takes the box, beats you over the head with it, steals the game and runs.

[Killface]

163. Satan challenges you to a rock off but you left your 360 / PS3 at your friends house, therefore, you have to sell your soul for a 360 / PS3. (Pretty sweet IMO)
164. You open up the box only to find out that you got some cheap Chinese rip-off with cheap-o drum pads made of cardboard and only a picture of a guitar.
165. You thought sneaking out to get it at midnight wouldn't come to bite you in the ass in the end after getting home. (Did that w/ Halo 3, bad idea)
166. While driving home theres a huge 20 car pile up and you have to wait hours to get home.
167. You actually set up Rock Band but rocked too hard and blew out your TV, Xbox 360 / PS3, and instrument electricals.

[Connor07]

164. The box was made in China and you get lead poisoning....And suffer massive brain damage.....


Oh and if 153. DID happen to me....I wont complain

[jaydajedi]

165. you get it home to realize you wife can beat you at Rock Band just like she can at Guitar hero. and you have to watch her do her dance and proclaim herself Rock Band Hero :(

[Steve171]

166. The intro movie to Rock Band is a 3 hour long video of meatspin. And there's no way to skip it.

167.You are brainwashed by evil fashion designers to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia if you ever hear the song "Enter Sandman".

[BubbaC]

numbers.) you get home. hook everything up. press the power button. everything is going good. you instantly go to lag settings. get it set up. you are READY TO GO!!. then all of a sudden a large sound proof plexiglass case come from no where. you are trapped in side. but there is a speaker connected to your tv. then in walks you friends super annoying *****y ex g/f. who decides to play the same song over and over and over and over again. on easy. for all of eternity.

dont laugh.. besides the sound proof glass (so you cant ***** and make her miserable) this happened with gh and gh2. same song over and over and over on easy. i have blocked the songs out of my head for own sanity. but when i do hear them they bring back awful memories.

[jaydajedi]

169. you get home set everything up and all thats on the disc is the instrumental version of "the Sound of Silence"

[kotran]

170. You get home to realize they sold you the demo version.

171. You start playing and realize it's the Disney version, and you're stuck playing 20 minutes of "It's a Small World." Required to sing every verse in a different language.

[xxjoesusxx]

172. You wake up

[Tenacious_B]

172. You open your Rock Band bundle to find...... rocks and rubber bands
173. You find a dead midget in your box, clinging onto the drumset.
174. The box is full of cocaine, and the cops knock down your door.
175. You're left handed.
176. Instead of Rock Band, you pull out a dance pad, a skin tight pink shirt, and Richard Simmons Biggest Loser Special Edition game, complete with bling bling to accessorize your shirt.

[R0ck3r]

161. Your game spontaneously combusts in your car on the way home.

162. Your friend, seeing you got the game, takes the box, beats you over the head with it, steals the game and runs.

...One of my friends might actually do that...

177.) You start up the game. Get ready to go. FINALLY HAPPENING! Then one of those movie "preview-commercial" things comes up, has the roll of film, says "Silence is Golden" and the screen goes black. Forever.

[MeleeMan]

178. All you find in the box is a piece of paper that says "April Fools!!!"

[JBabin3xb]

179. the strum bar dosen't work.
180. a relative dies and you are forced to choose between their funeral and "foreplay/long time"
181. You have no friends
182. the back seat blocks so much of the rear view in your car you have a wreck
183. you can't pick up the box
184. a guy steals it as soon as you leave the store
185. "assembly required" ( extra screws included )
186. power goes out
187. they packed in the special lefty flip drums
188. the drums don't go high enough to let your little brother play in his wheel chair
189. that you'll never touch guitar hero 3 again
190. you cannot read the words on your 15" 4:3 black and white

[Frederf]

And then, oh no!

191. The strum and buttons feel funny so you look at the box: "Wallmart floor demo" and the store is already given out the other 199 preorders that weren't floor demos.
192. The box contains real instruments and a note from HMX about how you're a pansy for playing with toys.
193. You just return home when you see your family has "gone Amish" while you were out. Barn 'n all.

[Bakkster]

189) You realize this list hasn't reached 1000 yet, and your OCD compels you to finish it before playing.

[Jixzer]

190. And for you military folks like me...you get the bundle, unpack it, set it up, and you get your finger within an inch of the power button and your phone rings. It's your 1SG/Commander on the phone telling you to report to work immediately because you are deploying to Iraq for 24 months...today...oh...and R&R is canceled.

[HollywoodBound]

189) You realize this list hasn't reached 1000 yet, and your OCD compels you to finish it before playing.

yeah i think we're running out of time for that amount.

[HollywoodBound]

189) You realize this list hasn't reached 1000 yet, and your OCD compels you to finish it before playing.

yeah i think we're running out of time for that amount.

[andrex1212]

191. You get out of the store with the box and some guy asks you what time it is, so you put down the box to look at your watch and the guy picks it up and runs.
192. The Neo-Nazi revolution of Canada/America (or wherever you live) takes place the minute you get out of the store and some German solder comes up to you, takes the box and gets another guy to execute you infront of the store.
193. You get home to see a note from your wife/girlfriend saying "If only I was as importan as Rock band..." and she gives you a choice between her or Rock Band.
194. As soon as you walk in your door and big dude punches you in the face, takes a leak on your chest and steps on the box.
195. You plug in the guitar and your Xbox shorts out at the same time jolting you with 1200 watts of electricity sending you flying into the wall and causing every limb on your body to break. Now you have to wait for Imagination Hero.
196. You open the box and Satan comes out and devours your soul.
197. Neversoft releases drums and a microphone and edits guitar hero 3 so that you can play the same as Rock Band with all the customization options, but they also some how let you make your own set list, send it to them, and they let you download it for FREE on the XBL DLC.
198. Since the box is so heavy, you try to carry it to your car but it breaks your wrist as you are walking.
199. You get home to find a Chinese butcher gone mad, and he grabs your arms and chops both of your hands off with a meat cleaver.
200. You get home and find that your younger brother has gone mad and killed your family and broken everything in your house.
201. On your way home you get in a head on collision with another vehicle.
202. On your way home you accidentally run someone over and a police officer happens to drive by as soon as it happens.
203. You are so excited that you think you have left for the store but since it was so late you actually fell asleep and were dreaming that you got the game, then you wake up the next morning and realize you never had it pre-ordered and now you will have to wait for a month or 2 to get a copy of the game.
204. You go and get Rock Band and as soon as you put the disc in to play it but then you wake up and realize it is only September.
205. As you are on your way out the door a really really obese guy gets stuck in the only door out of the store and you are stuck waiting for the firefighters to use the jaws of life and get the man unstuck.
206. You get the game and walk to the parking lot... but oh no, where is your car?
207. You get in your car to drive home, and to save time (granted you can do this to get home) get on the wrong off-ramp on the highway to get home, and drive for 2 hours until you finally realize that you have gone the wrong way.
208. You wake up to go get Rock band but you find yourself duct taped to a long metallic table and you are entirely naked. Then a guy named Dexter tells you that you need to think about what you have done as he holds a sharp scalpel in his hand.
209. You wake up in a trap from the movie Saw and some clown on a TV tells you that the only way to get Rock Band is to survive.
210. Suddenly you are teleported back in time 200 years before Video Games existed.

[Catalytic]

211. It turns out that the GH3 Les Paul does not work with RB and I am forced to sing. My singing causes my son's eardrums to bleed and a trip to the emergency room.

[fried_blowney]

18. u realize fall out boy was the final, super secret, unannounced song on the rb setlist

Quoted for truth.

[Twztovf8]

179. You get RB and the next day your husband/wife wants you to go trade it in so they can get Assassins Creed.


180. You plug in your guitar and start to play, then the guitar goes in to autopilot missing every note.

[HollywoodBound]

193. You get home to see a note from your wife/girlfriend saying "If only I was as importan as Rock band..." and she gives you a choice between her or Rock Band.

Hmm.. Not that hard of a decision... TIME TO ROCK!!! haha ;) :cool:

[Akaymay]

212: You get rock band home safely, but then realize that this thread was revived, and wanted a good laugh. So you read ALL of them. And in that time frame, you spend nearly a year reading them all. Rock Band is now Obsolete, there is already Rock Band 2, 3, and 4. You are deeply depressed to realize that Rock Band 3 had a feature only downloadable for a certain time. That feature was "You think of your favorite song ever EVER, and it automatically starts playing, and you get to play along". You kill yourself in your depression. :D

[DShiz1029]

*You explode

*You suddenly contract explosive diahrea and sh*t all over your instruments

*I come in your house and steal all of your instruments and kick you in the shin

[HollywoodBound]

*You explode

*You suddenly contract explosive diahrea and sh*t all over your instruments

*I come in your house and steal all of your instruments and kick you in the shin

That second one isn't even physically possible? You can't contract diahrea. (discuss) haha

[DShiz1029]

That second one isn't even physically possible? You can't contract diahrea. (discuss) haha

Well of course you would have had to have eaten something prior to, but hey, sh*t happens that you sometimes cant explain...:rolleyes:

[SargentBass]

You get home and start to unpack your rock band instrument when you remember that you xbox fried on halloween and you havent gotten it back yet. (This is actully happening to me)

[Bluvox]

You realize there is no Cow(bell) level...

[Armageddon1212]

* You get home then you realize that instead of playing rock band, you would rather play monopoly...by your self.

* What is Rock band?!?

* You go to a store, buy Rock Band, and you get home and are about to play it...but then you wake up. It was all a dream, rock band isn't real.

* You cat eats the wires so you can't play (mine prolly will)

* You open up rock band to find out its guitar hero 3 instead

* You play rock band so much, that Jesus comes down form heaven and gives you an exploding high five, but it breaks your (insert console here) and all you controllers.

[logicalnoise]

The head of neversoft sneaks into your bedroom at night and punctrures your eardrums.

[DivaMom]

You wait up for the midnight launch, get the package home open it up, and realise there are no drum sticks in the box, it's 1:30am and no place is open till tomorrow!



16. the asian guy at best buy replaced your drumsticks with chopsticks and thought it would be funny


Who doesn't have their own drumsticks at home already? :eek:



##. You make it home perfectly fine! In a huge rush, you go to make yourself a quick snack before playing. (You can't play on an empty stomach!). And while cutting the veggies, you cut off your hand in the process! Can't play now! :(
Pfft. Don't tell that to Rick Allen ;)

[Nedyah]

179. In a freak chipmunk accident you end up in a upper body cast.

180. You pop the disc in and says for demo use only

181. Your thumbs and index fingers fall off via a card board cut while opening the box.

[HollywoodBound]

179. In a freak chipmunk accident you end up in a upper body cast.


... Dude that's not funny. **** happens.

[drummer_and_proud]

227. You are blinded by Logicalnoise's "Rainbow,Pancake and Cupcake" signature and now can't play.

[LesPaul5391]

228. You walk into Gamestop Tuesday afternoon to pick up the Special Edition Bundle that you pre-ordered. You tell the guy behind the counter your name, but it was accidently lost/deleted in their computer system. You tell him you pre-ordered in June, and had already payed it off! But you threw away your receipt. He apologizes and says, "Well... we don't get another shipment till January, come back then."

I can't imagine anything worse... except maybe the chipmunk thing.

[GameXSage]

229. Right before playing the first song, Master Chief comes in the door and you melt from his presence.

[drummer_and_proud]

230. Yo're EBgames employees have been replaced with good ones that actually care for video games....

....causing you to die with joy.D:

[HollywoodBound]

It will be intresting to see how many of these come true in a day or so.

[sbd_pker]

And then I remember that my 360 hasn't gotten back from being repaired yet...

[Luchen]

231. When you're playing the game, you realize that the only song in the game is "Never gonna give you up" by Rick Ashley. Then when you take a look at the game manual you realize that it's just "You just Got Rick Rolled" printed over and over again. But hey, at least we're no strangers to love.

[animeheron]

232. you get the xbox 360 version(game only), only to realise that your ****ing gh3 guitar dosent work with the game anymore.

[ty1gonz]

233. u never had rock band it was all a dream :eek:

[turnthree]

234. You realize you're 30.

235. Chocolate Rain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA) is the only song.

[personmaker]

235. Because you spend all your time playing video games you become fat, then when you go to pick up rockband you trip and crush the box, and all the instruments inside.

[turnthree]

231. When you're playing the game, you realize that the only song in the game is "Never gonna give you up" by Rick Ashley. Then when you take a look at the game manual you realize that it's just "You just Got Rick Rolled" printed over and over again. But hey, at least we're no strangers to love.



Rick N' Roll (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU&feature=related)

[HollywoodBound]

^ umm dude they have already confirmed that song for DLC. Where have you been?

[turnthree]

^ umm dude they have already confirmed that song for DLC. Where have you been?


Ummm....working.

[Luchen]

^ umm dude they have already confirmed that song for DLC. Where have you been?
And there will be Rick Ashley themed Skins for your instruments coming soon too.

[turnthree]

Damn! Now I've got "Never Gonna Give You Up" stuck in my head.

[Randal]

236. You go to GameStop to pick up your pre-ordered 360 Rock band bundle and find out that there is only PS3 versions left.
237. It is Christmas day and you finally get to open your Rock band bundle and see that it is the 360 version (mine). Instead of the PS3 you need.

[LordOfChaos]

15. You realize you have no Xbox 360 to play it on

Actually happened to me.

November 30, 2007
Wife: What do you want for your birthday today
Me: Umm... WTF??? Well I would like Rock Band, but you cant find it anywhere
Wife: <checks the internet> wow that game must be awesome! I would get it for your birthday today if we could find it
Me: <grumbles>
Me:<calls Best Buy>
Me: hey wife, they have it at Best Buy, lets go!

<40 minutes later back at home>
Me: Sweet! nice birthday gift! although I cant play it since I dont have my xbox yet
Wife: Fine I will go to target

[DivaMom]

234. You realize you're 30.


:eek:
Ohhh, I see. Yeah, when I was 30, Rock Band wasn't out yet, so it would suck to get it home and have the box disappear because I went back in time :p
(Otherwise... careful there, youngin, I'll turn you over my knee! ;) )

[TylerSalak]

238. You get it get in your car and it just explodes and your sitting in the air like a cartoon and then the roadrunner comes beep beeps and takes it.
239. it is sitting under your tree. youve waited this long its christmas and you run to get it and open it but you keep running and you can never get it.
240. as soon as you open it a little midget ninja pops out says gotcha ***** and kicks ya in the happy place which is now renamed to the sad place and takes it then the Devil comes to you and says bummer and then bursts out laughing.
241. you lock it in a seal tite case with like 8 locks and you lose the key and cant get a new key or rock band.

[Mojo Risin]

242. You've been out all day trying to find a RB bundle. You come home and two guys are waiting inside for you. One guy grabs you and forces you into the bathroom where he dunks your head in the toilet all the while asking you where your RB bundle is at. You tell him you couldn't find one to buy. The two guys don't believe you so the other guy takes a leak on your oriental rug, ultimately ruining it. They finally decide that you really don't have it (they were looking for someone with the same name as yours), and they leave.

Now you're really bummed. These guys assault you in your own home, stick YOUR head in YOUR toilet, piss on YOUR rug (it really tied the room together, man!), and then leave without even an apology when they realize they made a mistake.

You say to yourself, "F*** it, I'm going bowling!" and call your best friends Walter and Donny to meet you at the local bowling alley.

[KillerMRK]

242. You've been out all day trying to find a RB bundle. You come home and two guys are waiting inside for you. One guy grabs you and forces you into the bathroom where he dunks your head in the toilet all the while asking you where your RB bundle is at. You tell him you couldn't find one to buy. The two guys don't believe you so the other guy takes a leak on your oriental rug, ultimately ruining it. They finally decide that you really don't have it (they were looking for someone with the same name as yours), and they leave.

Now you're really bummed. These guys assault you in your own home, stick YOUR head in YOUR toilet, piss on YOUR rug (it really tied the room together, man!), and then leave without even an apology when they realize they made a mistake.

You say to yourself, "F*** it, I'm going bowling!" and call your best friends Walter and Donny to meet you at the local bowling alley.

Whoah. Trippy.


243. Your wife/significant other has bought you the playstation 2 variant, while you have a playstation 3!

Sorry if its a repost. I cant be arsed to read throughout the thread.

[pntbllrspdr]

Activision say the Strats look too much like the Les Pauls and sned out a patch that makes them explode

[corscore7]

3 red lights RROD is the worst thing that could happen.

[gurdoman]

245. You realize your old
246. you return home and realize you dont own a tv
247. You relize you're poor
248. You go to the black market spend 400 usd you go home you open the box and you realize that you live in mexico and the game was not out yet so you got robbed.
249. You relize you're dead
250. You realize you don't have internet nor friends to play with
251. You own the 360 version and activision patches your game, and now you can't use the lp or de xp and you bought the stand alone game
252. You own a PS3 and you bought the stand alone game
253. In the store they gave u the wrong bundle and includes the message DEAR WALLMART MANAGER, you go back to the store but you find out that a couple minutes ago wallmart declared bankruptcy and you will never get another bundle or your money back
254. You go home and plug the demo version (since you already have it and you dont have money to buy antoher bundle) only to find out that the guitar and drums doesnt work.

[goldenegg]

3 red lights RROD is the worst thing that could happen.

Just happened to me tonight. Loving the fact I have an extended, direct replacement warranty for the system. Gonna go trade it in tomorrow.