I GF is leaving me

[afk_in_wow]

k so my gf was playing pokemon blue n she was lvling her zubat and she waz all like "cant wait till 25 when zubat evolves" and I was like "it turns into golbat at 22 you dumb b*tch" and gave her a slap.

Now she wants to leave, saying she cant handle such an abusive relationship. wtf did I do wrong? shes playing pokemon for gods sake.

[Amy329]

k so my gf was playing pokemon blue n she was lvling her zubat and she waz all like "cant wait till 25 when zubat evolves" and I was like "it turns into golbat at 22 you dumb b*tch" and gave her a slap.

Now she wants to leave, saying she cant handle such an abusive relationship. wtf did I do wrong? shes playing pokemon for gods sake.

Marry me????

[afk_in_wow]

Marry me????

does this rag smell like chloroform?

[sa_nick]

does this rag smell like chloroform?

lol, that trick worked on your mom but Amy's a little smarter than that.

[sa_nick]

only a little though...

[senbugger]

lol, that trick worked on your mom but Amy's a little smarter than that.

OH HOH! WHAT A CLEVER RUSE! HOW CLEVER! OH HOH! VERY CLEVER SIR! YOU ARE CLEVER! OHOHOHHHHH! OHOH!

[jq71586]

lol, that trick worked on your mom but Amy's a little smarter than that.

That is officially the funniest thing I have ever read on these forums.... too bad it has to be in this thread, directed at that guy. *Sigh* What a waste...

[senbugger]

That is officially the funniest thing I have ever read on these forums.... too bad it has to be in this thread, directed at that guy. *Sigh* What a waste...

jesus christ, this forum must be made of complete fail then. seriously. you 10 years old holmes?

[afk_in_wow]

lol, that trick worked on your mom but Amy's a little smarter than that.

yeah, i know lots of smart ppl who wanna marry abusive guys

oh wait, no I dont. just this chick, whos sniffing my chloroform rag

now if you'll excuse me, I'ma do her up the butt while shes out cold =D

[jq71586]

jesus christ, this forum must be made of complete fail then. seriously. you 10 years old holmes?

If I was we could totally play Pokemon together. Wouldn't that be awesome?

[afk_in_wow]

If I was we could totally play Pokemon together. Wouldn't that be awesome?

no cus your lame

WHOAHOHO MOM JOKE THAT WAS DA SHIZ BRO

Im really confused... were you being serious about that being the funniest thing youve ever read?

I feel this forum's pain =(

[sa_nick]

lol, and AFK wins the raid for his OP

[afk_in_wow]

can anyone tell me how Im supposed to beat brock on pokemon yellow?

pikachu sucks against rock =_=

[sa_nick]

can anyone tell me how Im supposed to beat brock on pokemon yellow?

pikachu sucks against rock =_=

being a WoW fan I wouldve thought u'd be used to mindless levelling up?

[afk_in_wow]

being a WoW fan I wouldve thought u'd be used to mindless levelling up?

Seeing as I play with 2 IRL friends lvling is actually fun for me in wow

besides, I hit 70 ages ago. lvling is p!ss easy

and no matter what lvl pikachu is, electricity< rock/ground =(

[Akaymay]

I seriously don't understand what the hell is going on here...first we talk about date rape drugs and abusive relationships, and then pokemon...

I'm guessing this whole thread is a joke?

[sa_nick]

Seeing as I play with 2 IRL friends lvling is actually fun for me in wow

besides, I hit 70 ages ago. lvling is p!ss easy

and no matter what lvl pikachu is, electricity< rock/ground =(

:-o 2 IRL... aww, good for you

[travmeatwad]

:-o 2 IRL... aww, good for you

I expected less.. Haha.

[Coldplayer]

k so my gf was playing pokemon blue n she was lvling her zubat and she waz all like "cant wait till 25 when zubat evolves" and I was like "it turns into golbat at 22 you dumb b*tch" and gave her a slap.

ROFL! But seriously, you dumbass. You slap your girlfriend? And call her dumb *****? She should definitely leave you.

[_GABO_]

I seriously don't understand what the hell is going on here...first we talk about date rape drugs and abusive relationships, and then pokemon...

I'm guessing this whole thread is a joke?

I'm really not sure here, I'm confused as well. I sure as hell hope this is all just a joke, aside from the whole, ya know...

Jokes are funny and this just isn't funny.

[ocfanman]

I on the other hand respect women, and if you level up pikachu to a decent higher level than brocks pokemon you can beat him

as for this WoW war, I think it got way too out of hand,

O Sean Where Art Thou??

[gh2masterwellalmost]

OH HOH! WHAT A CLEVER RUSE! HOW CLEVER! OH HOH! VERY CLEVER SIR! YOU ARE CLEVER! OHOHOHHHHH! OHOH!

Nice family guy reference (don't know if thats deliberate). Anyway, back to topic. Treat your girlfriend with respect eh?

[afk_in_wow]

ROFL! But seriously, you dumbass. You slap your girlfriend? And call her dumb *****? She should definitely leave you.

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Yes dumbass I really do hit my girlfriend for not knowing what lvl a pokemon evolves. Man what are you, ******ed.

The fact Im not banned yet is a monument to the ****tyness of this forum's moderators.

[sa_nick]

The fact Im not banned yet is a monument to the ****tyness of this forum's moderators.

Yeah Sean's off doing some awesome tour stuff. Otherwise you'd be gone.

[tf5_bassist]

k so my gf was playing pokemon blue n she was lvling her zubat and she waz all like "cant wait till 25 when zubat evolves" and I was like "it turns into golbat at 22 you dumb b*tch" and gave her a slap.

Now she wants to leave, saying she cant handle such an abusive relationship. wtf did I do wrong? shes playing pokemon for gods sake.

First, sounds like you need to buy a DS to replace that aging GB Color.

Second...

The question of the day is... Can you really take seriously the threats of imaginary people?

[tf5_bassist]

jesus christ, this forum must be made of complete fail then. seriously. you 10 years old holmes?

I'm sorry, but the word "fail" is not a noun.

Unless you're referencing stock exchange securities, and in that case, well, you just don't make sense.

But thanks for playing, and please enjoy your parting gift, which is under the box. Hiro-san, please open the box for our contestant! What's in the box???

NOTHING!! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!

:D

[defmonkey]

I'm sorry, but the word "fail" is not a noun.

I'm assuming you never been around 4chan or anywhere on teh internets.

That was just covered with epic amounts of fail right there.

Maybe you should look up the word slang and then understand how you said fail ain't a noun.

[Kang_Zircon]

I'm assuming you never been around 4chan or anywhere on teh internets.

That was just covered with epic amounts of fail right there.

Maybe you should look up the word slang and then understand how you said fail ain't a noun.

By that logic, U is a word - I will never accept that.

[tf5_bassist]

I'm assuming you never been around 4chan or anywhere on teh internets.

That was just covered with epic amounts of fail right there.

Maybe you should look up the word slang and then understand how you said fail ain't a noun.

to paraphrase from your colleague above...

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yes. i'm aware that it's slang. i'm aware that it's an internet bastardization of a word's meaning. yes, i'm aware that until recently, "google" wasn't officially a verb, yet it was in slang. I've been around teh internets quite a bit in my 26 years.

If you're unable to recognize the post for what it was, a direct comment towards the use of an aging internet meme phrase, well, then I'm sorry.

Have a good one.

and I agree with Kang_Zircon. 100%

[gh2masterwellalmost]

Going a bit overboard - its a damn forum! And 26 years... Jesus Christ that goes back to 1981 - I'm not sure the internet as we know it today (not counting the Russian and American military computers) was even around then.

[Scott87]

Going a bit overboard - its a damn forum! And 26 years... Jesus Christ that goes back to 1981 - I'm not sure the internet as we know it today (not counting the Russian and American military computers) was even around then.

He meant in the 26yrs he's been alive, he's used the internet quite alot..

[gh2masterwellalmost]

He meant in the 26yrs he's been alive, he's used the internet quite alot..

K, misinterpretation.

[goodbyebluesky]

k so my gf was playing pokemon blue n she was lvling her zubat and she waz all like "cant wait till 25 when zubat evolves" and I was like "it turns into golbat at 22 you dumb b*tch" and gave her a slap.

Now she wants to leave, saying she cant handle such an abusive relationship. wtf did I do wrong? shes playing pokemon for gods sake.

You sir...deserve a "Best Post On Rock Band Ever", a cold beer, and a new girlfriend.

Sit back, and pat yourself on the back.

[IbanezBassist_v2]

Hopefully she presses charges and you you get assault and domestic violence charges. :D

[thorn_9]

Hopefully she presses charges and you you get assault and domestic violence charges. :D

Chances are she'll deal with it for a few years, then snap and buy a gun...

[IbanezBassist_v2]

Hopefully!

[Coldplayer]

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Yes dumbass I really do hit my girlfriend for not knowing what lvl a pokemon evolves. Man what are you, ******ed.

The fact Im not banned yet is a monument to the ****tyness of this forum's moderators.

I don't get this thread.

LOL

[Kang_Zircon]

I don't get this thread.

LOL

It was basically trash someone made up to be annoying and/or funny.

Now I think people are just arguing over whether the OP succeeded at one or the other.

[bounchfx]

does this rag smell like chloroform?

why does my ass hurt

[tf5_bassist]

Going a bit overboard - its a damn forum! And 26 years... Jesus Christ that goes back to 1981 - I'm not sure the internet as we know it today (not counting the Russian and American military computers) was even around then.

Yes. 1981. the year i was born, I was one of the old-school internets peoples. I was lol'ing before i could speak. :D

hehe, and yes, I saw your post after this, i know it was a misinterpretation.

Still, it's funny. :D

thank god this wow **** is done.

[wwaballafoshosho]

ill sell you my special addition pokemon yellow and gameboy color for a blowjob and 20 bucks ******
excuse the language