What's your craziest personal story?

[HMXDungHeaver]

Here's something that happened to me the other day, so I wrote about it. Feel free to post crazy stories you have about weird/bizarre/cool/unbelievable things that you've done or had happen to you.



Weirdest thing happened this morning. I get ready and everything, walk out the door, walk to my car and there’s some random really old guy in my drivers seat with the doors shut and he’s wearing pajamas and slippers. I had to talk to this guy for like 20 minutes trying to get him out of my car cause he kept saying that it was his. Eventually his wife walked over because her and the police were looking for him. He looks sorta like this guy, but was older and not as well-shaven:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/images/703260.jpg


Here’s a little idea of how our only conversation went:

Me: “Umm, excuse me, what are you doing in my car?”

Old Guy: “This is my car”

Me: “No it isn’t. Look, I have the keys right here. What are you doing in my car and where do you live?”

Old Guy: “Watertown”

Me: “Can you just get out of my car, I need to go to work.”

Old Guy: (Random Mutterings until I closed the car door)


It’s not so bad considering how it could have turned out (finding a dead old man in my car, and/or him releasing his bowels on my seat). Just kinda freaked me out a lot, and it was creepy driving to work knowing some ridiculous old man was just in my car for who knows how long. I assume he was in there for at least an hour or two because he was shivering and his wife made it seem like they were looking for him for a long time. I usually lock my doors but for some reason I didn’t last night. I won’t forget to lock it anymore though.



Anybody else have some crazy stories?

[zDisturbedOnez]

Well this is more like an act of stupidity but crazy nonetheless. When I was 18 I partied a lot after graduation. I grew up in a town called Ocean City, MD and they have a boardwalk there. Place is great! They have amusement rides, stores, good food, great place to people watch etc.etc. Well they have horse mounted Police officers there in the summer. So, one night after a lot of booze and some greenish looking herb, I can up with a plan. Some buddies and I watched this cop get off his horse and stand in a line to get a drink. I told my buddies I was going to jump on the horse and take it for a little ride. They dared me to do it and proceeded to tell me I was full of it, so I had to prove myself. I quickly ran over to the horse jumped on and proceeded to ride it several blocks down the boardwalk. I came to a crashing stop when 2 cops yanked me off the horse and drove me to the ground. They cited me for minor in possession, drunk and disorderly, and assualt on a police officer. They took me to jail but then released me 5 hours later to my parents. 2 months later I went to court and the judge through out the drunk and disorderly and assault charge but kept the minor in possession. So, I recieved 100 hours community service and an $800 fine. My dad refered to this encounter of mine as "The most expensive pony ride known to mankind!"

[HMXDungHeaver]

Well this is more like an act of stupidity but crazy nonetheless. When I was 18 I partied a lot after graduation. I grew up in a town called Ocean City, MD and they have a boardwalk there. Place is great! They have amusement rides, stores, good food, great place to people watch etc.etc. Well they have horse mounted Police officers there in the summer. So, one night after a lot of booze and some greenish looking herb, I can up with a plan. Some buddies and I watched this cop get off his horse and stand in a line to get a drink. I told my buddies I was going to jump on the horse and take it for a little ride. They dared me to do it and proceeded to tell me I was full of it, so I had to prove myself. I quickly ran over to the horse jumped on and proceeded to ride it several blocks down the boardwalk. I came to a crashing stop when 2 cops yanked me off the horse and drove me to the ground. They cited me for minor in possession, drunk and disorderly, and assualt on a police officer. They took me to jail but then released me 5 hours later to my parents. 2 months later I went to court and the judge through out the drunk and disorderly and assault charge but kept the minor in possession. So, I recieved 100 hours community service and an $800 fine. My dad refered to this encounter of mine as "The most expensive pony ride known to mankind!"

Hahahaha, that's absolutely hilarious. Congrats on having the marbles to actually go through with that. I think if I were you, though, I would have taken the 'herb' out of my pockets and had my friends hold it while I captured the beast.

Hilarious story.

[Wolfee360]

Dung, you can look at it this way. You may have saved the mans life. If you locked your door he may have wondered off to somewhere else and something bad could of happened to him. For some reason you not locking your door last night and a old man happened to get in and be safe. I think it had to do with something more. :)

[HMXDungHeaver]

Dung, you can look at it this way. You may have saved the mans life. If you locked your door he may have wondered off to somewhere else and something bad could of happened to him. For some reason you not locking your door last night and a old man happened to get in and be safe. I think it had to do with something more. :)

That's a really good way to look at it. Didn't think about it that way.

Still freaked me out quite a bit.

[Saltine King]

My craziest personal stroy? Well, I wont go into details here but lets just say it involved: 2 girls, a plunger, a jar of strawberry jelly, a lamp shade and my pet goldfish...

[k87]

i have a sort of crazy story
when i was little my sister bit my hand because i wouldn't share my m&ms i still have a scar from that

edit - i just remembered a good story, i'll post it when i'm on my computer instead of ps3

[HMXDave]

Dung, you can look at it this way. You may have saved the mans life. If you locked your door he may have wondered off to somewhere else and something bad could of happened to him. For some reason you not locking your door last night and a old man happened to get in and be safe. I think it had to do with something more. :)

I like that.

[PrincessJasmine]

Crazy and kinda stupid. Okay. So when I was younger, around 9 years old, one of my friends at the time dared me to shove my fist in my mouth. We'll I did, but then I got stuck. My knuckles were behind my front teeth, and I couldn't get my hand out the way it went in. I panicked. My other friend ran and got my mother, who brought me to the ER. They had to DISLOCATE my jaw. Hurt like hell and i had to have therapy and bunch of stuff afterwards for my jaw. My jaw is still kind misaligned now. And if I move my jaw a certain way you can hear it "pop". Yeah. kinda gross but crazy huh?

[PrincessJasmine]

I Was 9!!!

[mercuryshadow09]

I Was 9!!!

How old were you? LOL.

[PrincessJasmine]

I'm going to beat you with a wet noodle. lol.

[Shredder87]

I have a lot, but um....I don't think they're appropriate for me to post up. It involves an old love(Ex), public bathrooms, In-N-Out Burgers, parks, high school properties, subways....I mean I can go on.

I did get stopped by the cops in TJ. I was pretty scared since they thought about taking me in, and I've heard stories.

[scixxor_emo]

a couple months ago i was at mcdonalds and after i filled up my cup of soda, i reached over for a top and this girl who i really didnt notice was there was standing nearby and spilled her her soda on my shirt when i was trying to get a lid for my cup. so then when i try to wipe the soda off my clothes a man of about his late 40's comes over who i think was her dad, and when he asked what happened, i respond that his daughter spilled soda on my shirt, and then scared me silent as he blows a fuse and starts yelling at me and says that i was trying to screw his daughter or something, looking like he wanted to kill me or something, then he grabbed the chick and stormed of mumbling very loud. i stood there motionless for minutes until i realized wat happened and left

[HMXDungHeaver]

a couple months ago i was at mcdonalds and after i filled up my cup of soda, i reached over for a top and this girl who i really didnt notice was there was standing nearby and spilled her her soda on my shirt when i was trying to get a lid for my cup. so then when i try to wipe the soda off my clothes a man of about his late 40's comes over who i think was her dad, and when he asked what happened, i respond that his daughter spilled soda on my shirt, and then scared me silent as he blows a fuse and starts yelling at me and says that i was trying to screw his daughter or something, looking like he wanted to kill me or something, then he grabbed the chick and stormed of mumbling very loud. i stood there motionless for minutes until i realized wat happened and left

that sounds nuts. Al Bundy-esque overprotectiveness?

[scixxor_emo]

i know it was one of those times i actually was afraid for my life, and im not exaggerating here

[HMXDungHeaver]

I think stories that only list the things involved (i.e. 'I can't go into specifics but it involved a banana, 3 mexicans, 1 tub of cool whip, and a major loss of pride') are hilarious!

Leaves a lot to the imagination

[k87]

hey i forgot about this thread

this happenes at my school every year (http://www.usatoday.com/news/education/2007-04-24-student-assassin-game_N.htm)
we play a squirt gun game every year and it just had bad timing. luckly all the money that was used for the prize was given to the families effected by the VT shootings (that wasn't on the news).

but the articles really made us look like evil people and overexaggerated the truth

[McDreads]

a couple months ago i was at mcdonalds and after i filled up my cup of soda, i reached over for a top and this girl who i really didnt notice was there was standing nearby and spilled her her soda on my shirt when i was trying to get a lid for my cup. so then when i try to wipe the soda off my clothes a man of about his late 40's comes over who i think was her dad, and when he asked what happened, i respond that his daughter spilled soda on my shirt, and then scared me silent as he blows a fuse and starts yelling at me and says that i was trying to screw his daughter or something, looking like he wanted to kill me or something, then he grabbed the chick and stormed of mumbling very loud. i stood there motionless for minutes until i realized wat happened and left
Yeah, I have a few McDonalds stories too.... but seriously, grow some balls.

[PrincessJasmine]

Yeah, I have a few McDonalds stories too.... but seriously, grow some balls.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m58/kmjasmine/Misc/Gwen1.gif http://smiliesftw.com/x/mamoru2.gif

[mercuryshadow09]

Yeah, I have a few McDonalds stories too.... but seriously, grow some balls.

I have a few Jack In The Box storie's, ROFL.

[billman3000]

well i wasnt exactly invovled but i SAW this hobo with a sign that sayed money or beer and the hobo was flippin off this lady in a car and she was flippin him off

ps the hobo was drunk

[scixxor_emo]

Yeah, I have a few McDonalds stories too.... but seriously, grow some balls.


s*** i know better than to fight a redneck dude with like 4 missing teeth, id like to see you in that situation,

[HMXDungHeaver]

One time I was hammered at a McDonalds drive thru (blacked out) and apparently I got out of the car I was in, and got into a truck with some random guy in front of us.

Apparently, he gave me a beer before I went back to my car. I don't know why he had beers though...