Funny ebay items I found.

[Daesania]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Empty-Pepsi-Cup-Surprise-Gift-Inside_W0QQitemZ120161045481QQihZ002QQcategoryZ146 9QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/Fat-Finger-Electric-Nose-Hair-Remover-Trimmer-Groomer_W0QQitemZ130154009405QQihZ003QQcategoryZ14 69QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/Temporary-Adoption-Employment-of-Myself_W0QQitemZ130154037577QQihZ003QQcategoryZ146 7QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[PsycoCheerio]

You a lil' bored?

[Daesania]

Yes :( Work is utterly dragging.

[PsycoCheerio]

That sucks, I'm just putting off doing homework, I figure I'll do it sometime tomorrow...

[sushi111]

That last one was beyond creepy

[jq71586]

That last one was beyond creepy

I read her description for her job and she says she requires "respect, privacy, and protection." Then after seeing her picture where it looks like ALL she is wearing is a leather jacket, I'm going to say she doesn't want respect, or privacy. And probably doesn't use protection.

*rimshot*

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.

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PSN - jq71586 - looking for PS3 friends.

[gh2masterwellalmost]

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.

"here til Thursday" is the joke if I remember rightly.

[ThePaska]

Hah the third one is nuts.

"This is the second listing --come on,there has to be someone out there that needs help!! I will not work like a slave and would require respect, privacy and protection. Thank you for any help. "

I would be surprised if anyone actually ever bought this woman.

[TheRocker]

Permission to freak out at the third one

[Apples]

I used to work for Ebay. I think the best one I ever saw was for adult diapers. The buyer had used one and decided they didn't fit, so he returned them to the seller. The seller was complaining that he didn't get the "worn" one back as part of the return.

It was pretty messed up.

[IErrantVentureI]

Sick. And that's the worst you've dealt with? Hm, somehow, I expected there to be worse on there.

[Tendoza]

I used to work for Ebay. I think the best one I ever saw was for adult diapers. The buyer had used one and decided they didn't fit, so he returned them to the seller. The seller was complaining that he didn't get the "worn" one back as part of the return.

It was pretty messed up.
OH MAN, I'm drinking chocolate milk here man!

[Zidane]

LOL. I love eBay. The last one is a bit creepy though.