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arniejolt
09-17-2007, 07:30 AM
He's obviously trying to hide the omelet that got splattered on his face after boasting that if Kanye West's cd did better than his he'd retire...from starPulse (http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2007/09/16/50_cent_to_spend_2_million_on_six_mile_j):

Rapper 50 Cent is set to spend over $2 million on a six-mile journey through London to honor separate performances at two award shows on the same night, according to reports.

The Candy Shop star is performing at the Vodafone Live Music Awards in West London next Wednesday, but is also booked for the MOBO Awards at the O2 Arena in Greenwich, south-east London afterwards.

The star - real name Curtis Jackson - is reported to have booked three helicopters, a fleet of SUVs and a team of ex-special forces to ensure he and his entourage have a smooth journey.

A source tells British newspaper The Mirror, "He is aware that it's extravagant but he wants to get there in good time and chill out before his performance."

A spokesman for the star adds, "He'll do whatever it takes to get to the MOBOs in ample time."

It didn't take long for other sites like FARK Forum (http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3073319) to jump all over and have a field day with this one. Some of the comments from the Forum:

"That headline looked like the start of a math problem.

'50 Cent is spending $2 million to go on a six-mile trip from one award show to another. If his brother, Two-Bit, left the other award show at the same time, how much money would he spend?' "

"50 Cent is spending $2 million to go on a six-mile trip from one award show to another. If he commits a drive by every half mile, using two 20-round clips at each shooting, sells half of his 20 grams of coke to his biatches, and does the rest, how much is it a case of "The White Man" keeping us down?"

"even worse, after Kanye blasted Britney's appearance and said she was 'unimportant to music' (true), guess who spoke up for her? lol"

It's a good thing both Rock Band and Guitar Hero focus on playing music instead of adding a rep sidequest...would be detrimental having your character spend lots of money after a bad performance in an attempt to save face.

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R0ck3r
09-17-2007, 07:33 AM
I'm sorry but I really do hope he retires... a lot less headaches for me to have :rolleyes:

TheRocker
09-17-2007, 07:34 AM
Whos 50-cent ?

R0ck3r
09-17-2007, 07:38 AM
Whos 50-cent ?

Rapper and most of them act like they own the world and all the people on it... then they have those people that always try to act like them so basically, for me, its like chaos. Sad part is, I live near New Orleans and somebody gets shot every day :eek: its like the highest crime rate in the US (might be the world, not sure about that one)

Zidane
09-17-2007, 07:39 AM
So..... he's not going to retire then? That damn dirty liar.

By the way, I love your bunnies sig.

R0ck3r
09-17-2007, 07:43 AM
So..... he's not going to retire then? That damn dirty liar.

By the way, I love your bunnies sig.

Well what can you expect? To the sig, you could add something like "I reject your reality, and substitute my own."

gh2masterwellalmost
09-17-2007, 07:49 AM
Everyone buy Kanye West in bucketloads so we can get rid of 50 Cent. But don't forget, he'll have another 20 last tours and singles:rolleyes:

R0ck3r
09-17-2007, 07:58 AM
Everyone buy Kanye West in bucketloads so we can get rid of 50 Cent. But don't forget, he'll have another 20 last tours and singles:rolleyes:

And another 50 albums

Kang_Zircon
09-17-2007, 08:01 AM
Everyone buy Kanye West in bucketloads so we can get rid of 50 Cent. But don't forget, he'll have another 20 last tours and singles:rolleyes:

How about no one buy ANY mainstream rap and make them all go away instead?

gh2masterwellalmost
09-17-2007, 08:09 AM
How about no one buy ANY mainstream rap and make them all go away instead?

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

No one read The Sun or Daily Mail either, since we're all having our wishes :p

Rev0lver
09-17-2007, 08:16 AM
50 cent is the only reason i in any way support kanye west.

travmeatwad
09-17-2007, 08:34 AM
I heard a few songs by Kanye.. and they're not.. that.... bad? Haha.. I was surprised.. I hate rap.. but he proves that some of it CAN be tolerable.

Eman311
09-17-2007, 09:37 AM
you do realize 50 cent recanted shortly after he made that comment? so he isn't obligated to do anything.

R0ck3r
09-17-2007, 10:18 AM
I heard a few songs by Kanye.. and they're not.. that.... bad? Haha.. I was surprised.. I hate rap.. but he proves that some of it CAN be tolerable.

I hate rap too, I'm not so tolerable to it though -_- It actually does give me a headache any time I hear it.

FallenAce
09-18-2007, 03:04 AM
I heard a few songs by Kanye.. and they're not.. that.... bad? Haha.. I was surprised.. I hate rap.. but he proves that some of it CAN be tolerable.
You know Kanye West hates you, right? He hates you because you're white. He doesn't need another reason.

From "All Falls Down"
<I>Cause they made us hate ourself and love they wealth
That's why shorties holler, "Where the ballers at?"
Drug dealers buy Jordans, crackheads buy crack
But the white man get paid off of all a dat</I>

metalhead
09-18-2007, 03:15 AM
Does anyone even know any other 50 cent or kanye West song besides what you see on Mtv or hear on the radio. I sure don't. Most rap "artists" in my opinion try to write 1 hit song & live off that for the whole album. I really cant stand any rap.