Takin' A Guilt Trip Down ******* Lane

[Xzyliac]

You ever done something of the douchebag variety and felt really ****ty for it?

A while ago (a LONG while ago) there was this girl who had a crush on me. I thought "Wow that's pathetic," because I have never considered myself a likeable person. So, for fun, I led her on into thinking I liked her. To make a long story short we actually became good friends. Well I guess she still thought I liked her because one day she tried to kiss me and I dodged it like Neo. She was really embarassed. I'm an ass.

[Akaymay]

I used to like a girl, then I told her, and we were friends for a while, like, a year or so before I even had a "crush" on her. When I told her, I knew she was in a relationship, like, a serious one, for like, 2 years, and she still is. So I told her, "I'm sorry, I'll get over it". We were still cool for a while, then I told her it was just a physical attraction, nothing else, and now she thinks I'm a shallow douche who deserves to die.

[MotleyPriest111]

I'm an all around douche bag. No, in a good way.

[Eman311]

You make strange threads.

[battle_axe_of_doom]

douchebaggery is awesome. embrace it

during the first week of school, this fat broad asked if she can sit down at the same table as me and i assumed she meant just to sit her fatass there so i said ya go for it, and put on my muzak. she just sat there staring at me, while i jammed until she finally asked me if i was anti-social and i said nah and continued listening to my music. she kept staring at me for what seemed like at least a minute until she finally got up and left. twas awesome

[Obnysalt]

You ever done something of the douchebag variety and felt really ****ty for it?

A while ago (a LONG while ago) there was this girl who had a crush on me. I thought "Wow that's pathetic," because I have never considered myself a likeable person. So, for fun, I led her on into thinking I liked her. To make a long story short we actually became good friends. Well I guess she still thought I liked her because one day she tried to kiss me and I dodged it like Neo. She was really embarassed. I'm an ass.

Wait, you're a dude?

[battle_axe_of_doom]

Wait, you're a dude?

perfect douchebaggery right here, i applaud you sir

[stinkdog2007]

Wait, you're a dude?


HAHAHAHA, Im pretty Xzyliac gets that alot. And thats not him in the avatar.

[HPLabonte]

douchebaggery is awesome. embrace it

during the first week of school, this fat broad asked if she can sit down at the same table as me and i assumed she meant just to sit her fatass there so i said ya go for it, and put on my muzak. she just sat there staring at me, while i jammed until she finally asked me if i was anti-social and i said nah and continued listening to my music. she kept staring at me for what seemed like at least a minute until she finally got up and left. twas awesome


haha, you're the man, maan,

[Akaymay]

Wait, you're a dude?

Most commonly Mistaken for a chick - Xziliac....man, that award sticks, dude!

[SmokaCola]

One day my dad was playing with our dog and the dog was licking his face and he was just cuddling and having a good time. Well the next night I forgot to lock my door and my dad walked in on me and the dog, my sack was smeared with peanut butter and the dog was just licking away. My dad walked out of the room and shut the door, started to puke in the bathroom near my room... We haven't really spoken much since and we had to get rid of the dog. Man I felt like a complete douche, I still take cold showers.


-Let me clarify I was kidding...-

Being serious, A kid was taking a dump in school and there wasn't any toilet paper. So he kept asking everyone for a piece of paper and his book bag just happened to be on the floor at the time. So I took out a sheet of paper that had an F on it and told him, "Here, whipe your ass with this". Dunno if that was very douchebaggish or w,e.

[FallenAce]

In high school when I was a junior or senior, this one underclassman girl liked me. She would come hang out at my locker after school when I was trying to leave. I don't know if your schools did the thing where you could send candy to other kids on Valentines/Christmas et al. but it was around one of those days... and I got some candy from my "secret admirer".

I went back to my locker and there was that girl again. She asked me if I got any candy and I said I had from a "secret admirer". She acted like she didn't know who it was and all that, and I told her I thought it was stupid when girls do that stuff because it just shows that you don't have the courage to even talk yourself up. She looked at me and said, "It was me."

I said, "I know," while I slammed my locker and just walked away.

That's probably in the top ten most douchebag-things I've ever done directly to someone's face.

[DShiz1029]

In high school when I was a junior or senior, this one underclassman girl liked me. She would come hang out at my locker after school when I was trying to leave. I don't know if your schools did the thing where you could send candy to other kids on Valentines/Christmas et al. but it was around one of those days... and I got some candy from my "secret admirer".

I went back to my locker and there was that girl again. She asked me if I got any candy and I said I had from a "secret admirer". She acted like she didn't know who it was and all that, and I told her I thought it was stupid when girls do that stuff because it just shows that you don't have the courage to even talk yourself up. She looked at me and said, "It was me."

I said, "I know," while I slammed my locker and just walked away.

That's probably in the top ten most douchebag-things I've ever done directly to someone's face.


OMG...told! Lol! You showed her!

My most fond memory of douchebaggery, I was drunk at this party at my sister's house, and this one friend of my sister's was being a loud mouth and just speaking her mind about things and people, and she was trying to make me look stupid. So I was just like "look, *****, youre ugly and fat." (DRUNKEN COMMENT!). She shut up after that and went inside. I think she deserved it, but whatever, I still kinda felt like a douche.

[SmokaCola]

OMG...told! Lol! You showed her!

My most fond memory of douchebaggery, I was drunk at this party at my sister's house, and this one friend of my sister's was being a loud mouth and just speaking her mind about things and people, and she was trying to make me look stupid. So I was just like "look, *****, youre ugly and fat." (DRUNKEN COMMENT!). She shut up after that and went inside. I think she deserved it, but whatever, I still kinda felt like a douche.

Fat chicks don't have souls, so don't feel too bad.

[DShiz1029]

Fat chicks don't have souls, so don't feel too bad.

Well, she wasnt like huge fat, just meaty...so I dunno if that counts. But I dont ever mistreat women...that was really the first time, and I was drunk...and she was pissing me off...so...I dunno.

[gh2masterwellalmost]

Well, when you said "guilt trip down ******* lane" I had other, much more weird ideas...

[SmokaCola]

Well, when you said "guilt trip down ******* lane" I had other, much more weird ideas...

Sounds erotic.

[IbanezBassist_v2]

So, for fun, I led her on into thinking I liked her. To make a long story short we actually became good friends. Well I guess she still thought I liked her because one day she tried to kiss me and I dodged it like Noe. She was really embarrassed. I'm an ass.

Wow. That truly is quite immature and stupid. Why would you even do that? Wow old did you say you were again? I see no deserving applaud for this. LAME is what this is. I guess this is really the only thing so far I haven't liked about you.

Which is good I guess, considering you seem like a likable person.

[Xzyliac]

Wow. That truly is quite immature and stupid. Why would you even do that? Wow old did you say you were again? I see no deserving applaud for this. LAME is what this is. I guess this is really the only thing so far I haven't liked about you.

Which is good I guess, considering you seem like a likable person.

Yeah I was the pinnacle of douche around 11. I was a biased jackass. I was the kid who made fun of Catholics in a confessional.

By 14 I grew up, opened my mind.

[Xzyliac]

Wait, you're a dude?

It depends. If you think I'm straight than yeah I'm a dude. If you think I'm gay I'm a lesbian.

I'm not attracted to males. Let's leave it at that.

I actually think it's awesome how everyone thinks I'm a chick. I can only imagine all the 12 year olds drowling over "teh grl gamer."

But yeah I'm a dude. My photography/Photoshop work is what you see in my avatar.

[Maherj]

It depends. If you think I'm straight than yeah I'm a dude. If you think I'm gay I'm a lesbian.

I'm not attracted to males. Let's leave it at that.

I actually think it's awesome how everyone thinks I'm a chick. I can only imagine all the 12 year olds drowling over "teh grl gamer."

But yeah I'm a dude. My photography/Photoshop work is what you see in my avatar.

I think we need to add that to the Noob Manual

[Zeldias]

When I was in high school as a junior and senior, I would literally walk around randomly punching people in the face. If they were a stranger, they only got one. If I didn't like them, they got several. And if someone would start a confrontation with me and it started looking like a fight, I would either punch them in the mouth while they were in midsentence or push-kick them into something and just completely flip out, cursing and ranting. Eventually, there were rumors that I killed people.

I threatened a girl who insulted me since the 7th grade. I told her I was gonna hit her in the head with the biggest rock I could throw from in the middle of a crowd, so she'd never know when it would come, she'd just wake up with a concussion. I didn't actually plan to do it, but it did scare the **** out of her for a while.

I flirted with a girl because I was confident I could get her to buy me an Xbox 360, but that didn't pan out.

Me and my friends used to snipe people in the darkness from my roof with BB guns.

I seriously think that's the worst of it. I'm much nicer now.

[GrenadeJumper]

When I was in high school as a junior and senior, I would literally walk around randomly punching people in the face. If they were a stranger, they only got one. If I didn't like them, they got several. And if someone would start a confrontation with me and it started looking like a fight, I would either punch them in the mouth while they were in midsentence or push-kick them into something and just completely flip out, cursing and ranting. Eventually, there were rumors that I killed people.

I threatened a girl who insulted me since the 7th grade. I told her I was gonna hit her in the head with the biggest rock I could throw from in the middle of a crowd, so she'd never know when it would come, she'd just wake up with a concussion. I didn't actually plan to do it, but it did scare the **** out of her for a while.

I flirted with a girl because I was confident I could get her to buy me an Xbox 360, but that didn't pan out.

Me and my friends used to snipe people in the darkness from my roof with BB guns.

I seriously think that's the worst of it. I'm much nicer now.

Wow your a certified ass hole lol:p

But seriously.. Punching random people in the hallway in the face? I think most would be immediately suspended for that.

[Zeldias]

lol, I was suspended a lot. Usually, though, no one said anything. I guess they thought I'd come back for them. Plus, a lot of my time was spent ditching class, so I wasn't around often enough for them to think of suspension I don't think.

[MotleyPriest111]

Bull****. I call hax.

[Zeldias]

lmao. Let me clarify; it wasn't an incredibly frequent event. Like, I didn't punch multiple people in a day unless a lot of guys started fights with me. I would occasionally suddenly slug someone, but I wouldn't even say it was an everyday thing. Probably more like twice a week, barring any argument I might have had.

And I didn't punch friends. =D

[Xzyliac]

lmao. Let me clarify; it wasn't an incredibly frequent event. Like, I didn't punch multiple people in a day unless a lot of guys started fights with me. I would occasionally suddenly slug someone, but I wouldn't even say it was an everyday thing. Probably more like twice a week, barring any argument I might have had.

And I didn't punch friends. =D

What a saint.

[MotleyPriest111]

I would literally walk around randomly punching people in the face. If they were a stranger, they only got one.

Yet you say that you "didn't punch multiple people in a day unless a lot of guys started fights" with you. So people you don't know started fights with you? Sounds like the other way around.

[masterx1918]

This is all I need to post to prove that i'm an *******

[GrenadeJumper]

I'm the biggest badass there is. Nuff said.:D

[battle_axe_of_doom]

once there was a *** dude who tried to hit on me so i pretended to be *** and lead him into a kvlt and gr1m forest in norway and stabbed him

[Saltines]

When I was in high school as a junior and senior, I would literally walk around randomly punching people in the face. If they were a stranger, they only got one. If I didn't like them, they got several. And if someone would start a confrontation with me and it started looking like a fight, I would either punch them in the mouth while they were in midsentence or push-kick them into something and just completely flip out, cursing and ranting. Eventually, there were rumors that I killed people.

I threatened a girl who insulted me since the 7th grade. I told her I was gonna hit her in the head with the biggest rock I could throw from in the middle of a crowd, so she'd never know when it would come, she'd just wake up with a concussion. I didn't actually plan to do it, but it did scare the **** out of her for a while.

I flirted with a girl because I was confident I could get her to buy me an Xbox 360, but that didn't pan out.

Me and my friends used to snipe people in the darkness from my roof with BB guns.

I seriously think that's the worst of it. I'm much nicer now.
Nothing suprising.
Randomly walking around punching people doesn't make you tough.
It's cheap, and I hate people like that. I think your lying. Randomly punching people, shooting people with BB guns(what a badass) you would have gotten a much worse punishment.
The only thing I can gather from this is that you wanted to make sure they didn't get a hit in, so you wouldn't look like a ***** when you started crying.

to the bolded.
Really? I dont believe this either. You would have definatly gotten your ass kicked, atleast around here. Last year someone got their ass kicked for doing something to a girl. He didnt hit her, or even threaten her from what I know. But it was pretty bad. He got the fish hook. And also, what you say you did was pretty cowardly.

[Xzyliac]

Ya know, for the record, I never intended for this thread to be a celebration of ******* culture.

[Raider87]

The other day me an a couple of buddies were driving somewhere.. so we come across this street under construction and there was a sign that said "rough grooved surface"
So I ask my friend "hey what does your moms vagina and this street have in common?
They both have rough grooved surfaces...."
*high five*

[Saltines]

The other day me an a couple of buddies were driving somewhere.. so we come across this street under construction and there was a sign that said "rough grooved surface"
So I ask my friend "hey what does your moms vagina and this street have in common?
They both have rough grooved surfaces...."
*high five*
No high-five for you ****.

Thats my ******* moment.

[senomar]

One day I was walking my dog at the park, and like 15 little Indian girls came up to pet my dog and I said "Go Away" and ignored them. That's about it.

I don't really act like an ******* to people, but I do often think ******* thoughts.

[MotleyPriest111]

Did you eat them?

[Raider87]

One day I was walking my dog at the park, and like 15 little Indian girls came up to pet my dog and I said "Go Away" and ignored them. That's about it.

I don't really act like an ******* to people, but I do often think ******* thoughts.

Like what color underwear those Indian chicks were wearing?

[Xzyliac]

Like what color underwear those Indian chicks were wearing?

LOL!

Even I have to admit that was a good one.

[Tendoza]

One time in Elementary school, I shook one of those rocking bridges (in a playground) and it threw a bunch of little kids off balance and a couple fell off (about 2.5 feet or so)
then they started crying I ran.

I never got caught for it, but I do feel guilt.

I can't even remember why I did it...

[battle_axe_of_doom]

cuz ur an ******* :p

[Tendoza]

cuz ur an ******* :p
Yeah, 11 year olds can be *******s...

EDIT: I remember!! We have a hockey court outside (Canadian), and the same gaggle of grade ones always played together. I usually played goalie, and one game they made a plan to attack me with their sticks, and being grade ones they thought it was funny, beating on someone in grade 5 with a hockey stick. I walked away with bruises and a couple cuts, I didn't attack them or anything, I grabbed their sticks and threw them away in defense.

I flipped them off the bridge the next day in revenge.

[battle_axe_of_doom]

lol kids are the biggest *******s fyi. they may not be conscious to what they're saying/doing is assholish (well the younger ones) but for the most part kids are the biggest douchebags on the face of the planet

[Tendoza]

lol kids are the biggest *******s fyi. they may not be conscious to what they're saying/doing is assholish (well the younger ones) but for the most part kids are the biggest douchebags on the face of the planet
And it sucks to realize that we were all once kids eh?

[MotleyPriest111]

I know. That's why I'm starting a petition to make children apart of our daily diet.

[Tendoza]

I know. That's why I'm starting a petition to make children apart of our daily diet.
Good stuff

WE WILL BE THE LAST GENERATION!!! /cult

[battle_axe_of_doom]

idk i kinda wish we were all so ignorant to what we were saying. that way we wouldn't have censorship and ******ed racism

[Tendoza]

******ed racism
Like when you say something the least bit racist and get in huge trouble for it?

In socials I said I couldn't hear what two ESL students were saying during their presentation, my teacher damn near kicked me out of the class.

[Zeldias]

Nothing suprising.
Randomly walking around punching people doesn't make you tough.
It's cheap, and I hate people like that. I think your lying. Randomly punching people, shooting people with BB guns(what a badass) you would have gotten a much worse punishment.
The only thing I can gather from this is that you wanted to make sure they didn't get a hit in, so you wouldn't look like a ***** when you started crying.

to the bolded.
Really? I dont believe this either. You would have definatly gotten your ass kicked, atleast around here. Last year someone got their ass kicked for doing something to a girl. He didnt hit her, or even threaten her from what I know. But it was pretty bad. He got the fish hook. And also, what you say you did was pretty cowardly.

I only posted that stuff because I thought this was a thread about ******* moments in our lives, not an internet tough guy post. I could really care less if you think I'm hardcore or not, to be honest; I'm just saying that these were ******* things that I did. If you don't believe me, then that's all well and good. I doubt I'll ever meet you, and if you met me considering how I am now versus how I am then, it'd probably be rather hard to believe I was like that.

Also, just because someone got their ass kicked around your way for doing something similar to I did doesn't mean I would have. Different places, different people, different circumstances.

Thanks for analyzing everything I said in an attempt to find out whether I'm lying or not on the internet, where it wouldn't particularly matter anyways, E-Sherlock.

[Saltines]

I only posted that stuff because I thought this was a thread about ******* moments in our lives, not an internet tough guy post. I could really care less if you think I'm hardcore or not, to be honest; I'm just saying that these were ******* things that I did. If you don't believe me, then that's all well and good. I doubt I'll ever meet you, and if you met me considering how I am now versus how I am then, it'd probably be rather hard to believe I was like that.

Also, just because someone got their ass kicked around your way for doing something similar to I did doesn't mean I would have. Different places, different people, different circumstances.

Thanks for analyzing everything I said in an attempt to find out whether I'm lying or not on the internet, where it wouldn't particularly matter anyways, E-Sherlock.

I wasnt being very serious whenever I posted that. Especially because it says "When" in your post.
Although I do think your lying still, no way around that. But just think to what your formal self would say if he had heard that.
I know, I made it pretty impossible to think that i wasnt being very serious given the tone of my post... but blah.

But everything I said is true to how I would feel about that. I still find it very low of you, past or present.

[Zeldias]

I wasnt being very serious whenever I posted that. Especially because it says "When" in your post.
Although I do think your lying still, no way around that. But just think to what your formal self would say if he had heard that.
I know, I made it pretty impossible to think that i wasnt being very serious given the tone of my post... but blah.

Ah, okay. I don't mind if you don't believe me; I find some stuff I've read in here hard to believe, you know? :p

I'm 21 now, and the time that stuff was going on, I was like some time in those angsty teenage years, so God knows what I would've done. But if you weren't being serious, then it's no problemo. :D

Let the *******ry continue!

[FallenAce]

E-Sherlock? Hahaha! Great term. Now we just have to wait for the Mac version... iSherlock!