RB Health Tip For All You Junkies

[Cyberdyne]

If you have a fever, the only prescription is....



MORE COWBELL!!!

[sa_nick]

I've found that regular cowbell usage prevents me from ever acquiring a fever in the first place.

It's always best to be safe. Please, take time to use a cowbell at least 3 times a day.

[R4di4ti0n]

ZOMG! LOL! ROFLCOPTER. LOLLERGASM! I just LOVE LOVE LOVE jokes that i have heard time and time again. This one just gets better every time. I think the millionth time i heard it was the funniest though. Whoooo-wheeee. Thats a tear jerker.

[HappyPants]

Ask your producer if Cowbell is right for you. Do not use cowbell if you have a history of lameness. Hand-claps and tambourine are not a substitute for cowbell. Women who are not pregnant may become pregnant if exposed to cowbell. Always use cowbell under the supervision of Bruce Dickinson. Those using cowbell should not fear the reaper.