Favorite Video Game Quotes

[DShiz1029]

What are some of your favorite quotes from characters in video games???

"My mother is my sister!" - random pedestrian from GTA3

[battle_axe_of_doom]

"snake? snake???? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE" - random people who call in when you die in MGS

[PsycoCheerio]

Scientist(s) from Half-Life - Dont Shoot! I'm with the science team....

[DShiz1029]

"You lose, friend!" - Iron Man (Marvel Ultimate Alliance)

"(giggle) You almost knocked my bars off!" -Lucy (Whacked!)

"Oooo it hurts so good!" -Lucy (Whacked!)

"Oh sh*t!" -Lucy (Whacked!)

[battle_axe_of_doom]

itsa me a-maaario - obviously mario

[Raider87]

"Hail to the king baby!"

"It's time to kickass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum."

- Duke Nukem

"Jill, here's a lock pick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."

- Barry from Resident Evil

"Wake up and smell the ashes."

- The G-Man, Half-Life 2

[PsycoCheerio]

"Nice job flipping that switch there Gordon. I can see your MIT education really pays for itself."
- Barney , Half-Life 2

[CaptainHowdy101]

"MY HAND!!!" - Revolver Ocelot - MGS1

"I've covered wars you know" Frank West - Dead Rising

[DShiz1029]

"Do I have to spell it out for you, agent? DO NOT KILL INNOCENT CIVILIANS!!!" -Agency Chief Dude from Crackdown

"Mah thanks warriors." -Kabal (Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks)

"Damn outworld tech! Havent they ever heard of ball bearings?" -Jax (Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks)

[mobhit101]

How about the most famous of 'em all?

"All your bases are belong to us"


awwwwwwwww yeah... timeless

[SmokaCola]

"You can't beat our meat" - Freckle [Insert B word for female dogs here] ad in Saints Row.

[Raider87]

"Your face, your ass... What's the difference?"

"Damn! Those alien bastards are gonna pay for ruining my ride"

- Gotta love Duke Nukem

"Do you want some information on propane? Or maybe propane appliances?"

-Firebat from Starcraft

"Do a barrel roll!"

-Peppy, Starfox 64

[PsycoCheerio]

Some Starfox quotes...
Peppy - Slippy's not such a screw-up after all.
Slippy - Hey! He was mine!
Falco - Hey, Einstein! I'm on your side!
Fox McCloud - We're Star Fox!

[Raider87]

Some Starfox quotes...
Peppy - Slippy's not such a screw-up after all.
Slippy - Hey! He was mine!
Falco - Hey, Einstein! I'm on your side!
Fox McCloud - We're Star Fox!

How about the captian of Star Wolf:
"you're good... but I'm bettaa!"

[Quinarvy]

"Dark, dirty, dangerous...I'm beginning to like this war." Jak (Jak 3)

"Will you two kiss already! Finally, a photo finish." Daxter (Jak X)

[Raider87]

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[FreQstar]

From Bioshock -

Sander Cohens "The Wild Bunny" (http://community.rockband.com/vbforum/showthread.php?t=3752&highlight=bioshock)

"Would you kindly..." - Andrew Ryan

[Joigga]

" Theres Room For One More Its A ****ing Party Down Here " - Baird -Gears Of War - When Baird And Gus Are Down In The Sewers

"Its Good It Builds The Immune System" -Gus -Gears Of War - After Baird Explains There Is S.h.i.t Everywere

" The Tension Was Getting To Me " - May Payne (OLD GAME!) - After Killing A Civillian In The Bathroom

[Amy329]

"Should I kill you quickly to show my appreciation for all you've done? Or should I kill you slowly and painfully to show you my love?" - Kuja from Final Fantasy IX

[DShiz1029]

"Shut up and bleed, mother fu----" -Needles Cane (Sweet Tooth from Twisted Metal: Black)

"Huh? What was that noise?" -random soldier (Metal Gear Solid)

[Bakkster]

"Why is it that every time I go shopping with you, something always happens to raise my blood pressure?" - Random couple in the entrance plaza - Dead Rising

"Dude, they just smoked the Chief!"
"That big alien dude is dead!"
"Tank beats Ghost! Tank beats Hunter! Tank beats everything! Woohoo, I could do this all day!"
"That was a lot of people dying at once." - Random soldiers - Halo 3

[Coldplayer]

The only quotes worth quoting are the ones from Monkey Island.

Guybrush Threepwood: That's the second biggest X I've ever seen!

Guybrush Threepwood: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Woodchuck: A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood.
Guybrush Threepwood: But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?
Woodchuck: Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?
Guybrush Threepwood: A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.
Woodchuck: Oh, shut up!

Pirate: You make me want to puke.
Guybrush: You make me think somebody already did.

Guybrush Threepwood: Please don't kill me.
Ghost Pirate LeChuck: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill ye.
Guybrush Threepwood: I'm wired to explode if anyone tries to kill me.

Guybrush Threepwood: [one of three possible last lines] Well, if there's one thing I've learned, it's this: never pay more than 20 dollars for a computer game.
Elaine: What's that?
Guybrush Threepwood: Never mind. I don't know why I said that.

Mancomb Seepgood: HA! Guybrush Threepwood! That's the stupidest name I've ever heard!
Guybrush Threepwood: Hey! What's your name then?
Mancomb Seepgood: Mancomb Seepgood.

[FallenAce]

"Your greed sickens me. I hope your death is a lesson to others."
-Rikimaru from "Tenchu: Stealth Assassins"

[Apples]

There's about a dozen memorable quotes from Duke Nukem 3D, but none of them would get past the word filters.

[DShiz1029]

"I want to thank all the other contestants for going down!" -Lucy (Whacked!)

"I cant even call this practice with you guys"
"Hahahahaha!"
"I had this match won right from the start" -all from Samson (Fuzion Frenzy 2)

[SmokaCola]

"Look at you, you fancy little freak. I think you're ready for some grinds" - SKATE. Demo


^ Laughed my ass off at how *** that guy sounded saying that.

[Chthonic]

"Shinra dog! I'm gonna dognap you!"

[Bakkster]

"War, war never changes" - Fallout

[tucsonovernite]

not a fav of mine but burned into my brain nonetheless: "Hey, Listen!" Navi , Ocarina of Time

[IbanezBassist_v2]

"Trama! Ohh!" - Hot Shots

"Useless" - MGS
"I can read your mind" - MGS

"Finish Him!" - MK
"Fatality" - MK
"TOASTY" - MK

"Shake it baby" - Duke Nukem
"Your face, your ass... What's the difference" - Duke Nukem

[Bakkster]

Everything in Outlaw Golf.

[DShiz1029]

Everything in Outlaw Golf.

I second that with Outlaw Volleyball. That game was a riot.

[guan69]

"SHORYUKEN!" and "You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance" from Street Fighter II.

"TOASTY!" from Mortal Kombat II.

[Akaymay]

Nothing is greater than the secret fatalities in Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3. Like when the deep announcer voice goes:

"FRIENDSHIP"

"ANIMALTALITY"

"BABALITY"

[Raider87]

You guys are forgetting
"I FEEL ASLEEP."
From Metal Gear on the original NES

[gh2masterwellalmost]

"HUMADAGA!"

Aku-Aku, your protection in Crash Bandicoot.

[WingsOfSteel]

"In West Clownadelphia born and raised..."

- Lawrence "Moe" Curls (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: ...And Justice for All)

[Raider87]

Anyone ever play Conkers Bad Fur Day? Remember the dung beetles?
Or the Great Mighty Poo??
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[battle_axe_of_doom]

You guys are forgetting
"I FEEL ASLEEP."
From Metal Gear on the original NES

OH NO THE VAN HAS BEGUN TO MOVE

[gh2masterwellalmost]

"What are you doing on that ship Chief?"

"Finishing this fight..."

[Raider87]

"You must construct additional pylons!"

[Xzyliac]

"You are rocking out a bit too hard" - Guitar Hero

"Thanks for the tank. He never gets me anything." - Cortana

And the folowing quote:

"Oh I know what the ladies like." - Sgt. Johnson

[FallenAce]

"Green Minotaur needs food badly!"
-<I>Announcer</I>, Gauntlet: Dark Legacy

[Chthonic]

Nothing is greater than the secret fatalities in Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3. Like when the deep announcer voice goes:

"FRIENDSHIP"

"ANIMALTALITY"

"BABALITY"

Don't forget this one:

"FRIENDSHIP! (pause) Friendship? Again?"

[Lateral]

The Resident Evil sex party:

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[DShiz1029]

Don't forget this one:

"FRIENDSHIP! (pause) Friendship? Again?"

or...TOASTY!!!/FROSTY!!!

[theLoser]

How about the most famous of 'em all?

"All your bases are belong to us"


awwwwwwwww yeah... timeless

NO Offense But The Saying Is

"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!"

TheLoser

[Tendoza]

About a minute in...

This damn near ruined the game for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obPYsLZwhxE

[Xzyliac]

Pretty much everything HK-47 says in Knights of the Old Republic.

[battle_axe_of_doom]

^ you meatbag

[psyborg]

Basically everything said in Duke Nukem 3d.

[Chthonic]

"Huh? What was that noise?" -random soldier (Metal Gear Solid)

My favorite use of this quote is when you take out an enemy soldier and he falls to the ground, dead, right in front of another one. The second one just looks around, confised, and goes "Huh? What was that noise?"

It's the best thing in the history of the universe. Or close to it.


From Bioshock -

"Would you kindly..." - Andrew Ryan

I'm gonna start using that line in real life.

[SmokaCola]

"What the ****?!, WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!" - Fred, Dead Head Fred :Sony PSP:

[DShiz1029]

My favorite use of this quote is when you take out an enemy soldier and he falls to the ground, dead, right in front of another one. The second one just looks around, confised, and goes "Huh? What was that noise?"

It's the best thing in the history of the universe. Or close to it.


Ever see Metal Gear Awesome? If not go look for it at Newgrounds.com its the funniest sh*t ever!


Metal Gear had some amazing times where you could just mess with the soldiers...I remember getting the stealth suit on and sneaking up behind a soldier and strapping C4 to his back when he was taking a piss. Then just watching him walk out the door with a little C4 backpack on.