Online Gaming Scrubs

[DShiz1029]

K, we all or most of us face those disgruntled gamers on the internet who say the stupidest crap to try and insult us because we either got owned or we owned them. Share your most fond memories...


During UMK3 on XBLA I had won a match fare and square against this kid who was absolutely horrible and he starts saying "QUIT CHEATING! You dumb mother f**king stupid f**k face!" I couldnt controll my laughing it was so funny.

[SmokaCola]

I kinda felt like pissing someone off during the TF2 beta, so when he set up the resource bin I kept grabbing all his metal ( We were both engineers ) and he went off big time, he kept saying "STOP STEALING MY STEEL YOU MOTHER ****ING PEICE OF **** ******! ****!!! GET YOUR OWN DAMN DISPENSER!!! **** YOU KID!!!!" I was laughing my ass off until the match ended.

Note: It was a sudden death, and the only way to get healed/ammo/metal is to get it from a dispenser.

[DShiz1029]

I kinda felt like pissing someone off during the TF2 beta, so when he set up the resource bin I kept grabbing all his metal ( We were both engineers ) and he went off big time, he kept saying "STOP STEALING MY STEEL YOU MOTHER ****ING PEICE OF **** ******! ****!!! GET YOUR OWN DAMN DISPENSER!!! **** YOU KID!!!!" I was laughing my ass off until the match ended.

Note: It was a sudden death, and the only way to get healed/ammo/metal is to get it from a dispenser.

Lolz! One way I got people livid was in Perfect Dark Zero, I mastered the tuck-and-roll-then-capping-a-headshot-with-the-Jackal (sniper rifle)-without-aiming-through-the-scope move (takes a breath). That got peopel fired up because I demolished everyone's soul in this one game doing that...I got scrubbed left from right in the lobby, omg...It was a tear jerker. Lol. If I remember correctly, one dude said "Youre lucky Im not in the same room as you f**king your mom! You cheater!"

[gh2masterwellalmost]

It was the last few seconds of a game in Halo 2, it was 49 49 on kills (50 = finish on team slayer), this dude was lining up a shot with his sniper rifle and I went up behind him with a plasma sword, with MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH teabagging. He was an archetypal 8 year old shouty American, and I loved it.

[DShiz1029]

It was the last few seconds of a game in Halo 2, it was 49 49 on kills (50 = finish on team slayer), this dude was lining up a shot with his sniper rifle and I went up behind him with a plasma sword, with MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH teabagging. He was an archetypal 8 year old shouty American, and I loved it.


Reminds me of my glory Call of Duty days (soon to be revived with CoD4). After I killed someone I would rapidly tap the crouch button to teabag my dead opponent. It was humorous.

[ThePaska]

Reminds me of my glory Call of Duty days (soon to be revived with CoD4). After I killed someone I would rapidly tap the crouch button to teabag my dead opponent. It was humorous.

Oh yea, so much Teabagging gets done in Halo by me as well its awesome.

[DShiz1029]

Most of the time Im a congratulator because I believe its the most honorable thing after winning or losing to do, but some teabagging is good for the soul, plus you lose calories by laughing so hard...so that disproves the idea that video games are unhealthy.

[TheRocker]

I hate that time of gamers that scream into their mic saying how much you suck after you have beaten them its really annoying and sometimes funny too :) because they are like 10 years old but i just mute them , i am sure that none on RockBand will do this , well atleast nobody from the Forum.

[DShiz1029]

I hate that time of gamers that scream into their mic saying how much you suck after you have beaten them its really annoying and sometimes funny too :) because they are like 10 years old but i just mute them , i am sure that none on RockBand will do this , well atleast nobody from the Forum.

I think they said that you wont be able to hear the singer singing, but that you will just see the pitch meter fluctuate, but I dont know the other band members.

[Bakkster]

My favorite are the kids who get pissed when you beat them in Halo and accuse you of having no life. AKA, the only way to get good enough at Halo to beat them is if you have no life, and therefor should be made fun of. Of course, I'm usually playing with my friends, all of whom are in college, most to become engineers.

Of course, then we bring the wrath. One of my friends has a good speech where he criticizes the screamer as a 'mumbler' because "You're mumbling into the mic, and we can't understand you. Mumblers never get anywhere in life". And of course the classic is to return homosexual remarks:
"You're ***!"
us:"Why don't you come over here and find out? I'll bet you like that."
"Ewww, gross"
us:"Well you sounded like you enjoy that kind of stuff, so why don't I show you a good time?"
"< silence >"
Exploiting homophobia FTW!

[DShiz1029]

One time when I was pwning in Call of Duty 3.

Gamer: "Iodine, I hope you die in a horrible accident!"
IodineX (me): "What? Your mom has a d*ck?"
Gamer: "Youre so ***!"
IodineX: "You know whats ***? Your mom's d*ck!"
Gamer: "Iodine, youre f*cking stupid, get a life!"
IodineX: "You know whats stupid? Your mom's d*ck!"

Again, I dont ever act like that, but when you antagonize me...

[peachpunker63]

"Oh This Just In peach punker should be banned oh wait this is a big story we have some more news yes yes ok so it seems that peach was not right about the song list and oh this is really big news folks! Peach is an AHole yes thats right an AHole! oh my god what a wonderful breaking news! You Heard It Here First on Rock Band Forum News"

EDIT:You must be 6 dude you said crap head lawl omg only pre schoolers say that haha crap heads its suppose to be either ass heads **** heads or dick heads go get ebonics and come back when your done

this guy is a real peice of work. these kinds of guys piss me off since they dont actually read what i have to say and then i go all out explaining what i meant for these kinds of ******s.

[DShiz1029]

this guy is a real peice of work. these kinds of guys piss me off since they dont actually read what i have to say and then i go all out explaining what i meant for these kinds of ******s.

Dude, dont let it bother you. You dont know them personally. Just try and relax and enjoy things. Its just a forum, stuff like that is prone to happening. Just gotta be like "whatever dude." And no I am not a stoner...lol!

[peachpunker63]

k man good advide.

[gh2masterwellalmost]

Dude, dont let it bother you. You dont know them personally. Just try and relax and enjoy things. Its just a forum, stuff like that is prone to happening. Just gotta be like "whatever dude." And no I am not a stoner...lol!

I take that advice with much thanks too man. Thx.

[battle_axe_of_doom]

i was called a ****** and booted after i anally raped a d00d in gears and smoke tagged him too

[jonfitzsimon]

I really havent played much on XBL, but since Halo 3 came out i decided to give it a try. The main reason why i dont play is simply because i hate 12 year old kids talking trash and what not. Anyways, so with Halo 3 in my 360 i fire it up and give pvp online gaming another chance. I get into the very first game and all i hear is, "I am going to rape you ****."

Great, just when i was giving it another chance....

[battle_axe_of_doom]

you can just well you know have your mic on and toss it aside or just have them on mute

[jonfitzsimon]

i was called a ****** and booted after i anally raped a d00d in gears and smoke tagged him too

Is it me or does that dude in your signature look a lot like John C. Mcginley?

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/5/9/2/1/511295_356x237.jpg

http://chrislawson.net/img/mcginley.jpg

[battle_axe_of_doom]

nah its totally just you

[jonfitzsimon]

i think any fan of Scrubs is going to agree with me. I couldnt find a shot of Mcginley with his hands over his head and singing like that.

[battle_axe_of_doom]

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/TECH/ptech/12/30/byrne.powerpoint.ap/story.byrne.ap.jpg =/= http://www.nndb.com/people/525/000119168/john-c-mcginley-1-sized.jpg

oh and i am a fan of scrubs

[Bakkster]

you can just well you know have your mic on and toss it aside or just have them on mute

Quick mute is the BEST feature ever.


http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/TECH/ptech/12/30/byrne.powerpoint.ap/story.byrne.ap.jpg =/= http://www.nndb.com/people/525/000119168/john-c-mcginley-1-sized.jpg

oh and i am a fan of scrubs

Yeah, I don't see a resemblance. Of course, I recognize both, so that may be why.

[DShiz1029]

I play Uno with the camera on occassion (I have like 2 people I play with, but we dont even play, its more a hit buttons while chatting). Anyways, this white dude comes into the room dressed like a gangsta from head to toe, and starts throwing cracks at me, my friend Jessica, and my other friend Chris. Jessica just starts laughing her ass off because this kid is the epidome of wigger (am I allowed to say that on here?). Chris is paying attention to his computer screen, and I am just chillin on my bed with a pillow under my chest. He calls me "cuddles". I look at him, and then I start acting like a total flammer and he gets freaked out and leaves. And we are talking Chris Crocker flamming ***, lol! Jess almost through up from laughing so hard and Chris almost fell out of his seat when it caught his attention.

[jonfitzsimon]

i said the pic in your signature, not some random mugshots. Old Mcginely with hair if his arms were raised, there is a slight resemblance in that single pic.

[battle_axe_of_doom]

ok you gotta be ****ing with me cuz its the same ****ing guy. no one can be that stupid can they :confused:

[Daesania]

Whats worse is when i used to play Counterstrike, all the boys would get pissed they were getting owned by a girl. :D Then they'd accuse me of being a guy, because getting owned by a girl was just too humiliating i guess.

[Saltines]

ok you gotta be ****ing with me cuz its the same ****ing guy. no one can be that stupid can they :confused:

He means that he resembles him.. in THAT picture in your sig.

[jonfitzsimon]

He means that he resembles him.. in THAT picture in your sig.

thanks. i really didnt see where the confusion came from...

[Tendoza]

I faced some guy on counter strike who wasn't very good at scoutznknivez, or however it's spelled.

Well, I decided to have some fun and try no-scoping him through some walls, it worked perfectly 4 times, I got headshots. Other times I saw blood spill out onto the ground when he was hiding beside a wall.

I got "Godlike" and the guy blew up! Started screaming and cussing, typing acroymed nonsense like: "ZOMG U USE AMBOT MOTHERFU****!!!1!!" and "GTFO B4 I STAB YOU IN THE EYE A$$ FACE"

It was pretty damn funny.

[Daesania]

Thats cuz only newbs go to scoutsknivez. Rofl!:)

[DShiz1029]

I cannot wait to hear the scrubbing going on when I get back into my Call of Duty groove. That and Team Fortress 2 is comming out with TOB...thats going to be fun.

[SmokaCola]

I cannot wait to hear the scrubbing going on when I get back into my Call of Duty groove. That and Team Fortress 2 is comming out with TOB...thats going to be fun.

Yeah, I have the TF2 beta (as I posted before). It rocks man, I was a bit skeptical of the graphics being cell shaded at first, but it gives it a perfect feeling.

[DShiz1029]

Yeah, I have the TF2 beta (as I posted before). It rocks man, I was a bit skeptical of the graphics being cell shaded at first, but it gives it a perfect feeling.

Yeah, it just looks really really fun. Hah, last night I fired up The Darkness to play online......no one was playing. I was like "DAMN YOU HALO!!!"