Your Favourite Last Words

[gh2masterwellalmost]

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Just wondering, after reading up on some funny ones, what you love as Famous Last Words (not the mediocre MCR song, as in people dying). Plus, any of you got any suggestions of your own for what you want to say to your family as you die.

Here's some of my favs.

"Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!" (Marx)

"Get these f*cking nuns away from me." (Norman Douglas)

Any more? Any suggestions of your own?

[joetaylor]

A few of my own:

(in a car) hey look what happens when i do this!!!! *car crash* :P

and if i was dieing infront of people i hated, i'd say something like "the devil hath more fury than you can comprehend, may he destroy your worthless souls!" or something like that :P

Also, an old comedian, Spike Milligan, in his obituary and on his grave it says "i told you i was ill" :P

[Rock_Starman]

I forget what movie it's from but I like it:

"If you look in this place tomorrow, and it's gone, you mustn't be sad, because you know it still exists, not very far away."

[battle_axe_of_doom]

"kiss my ass"

[gh2masterwellalmost]

"I told you I was ill"

[Tendoza]

(Walks into hotel room..)"AW SHI--" - Goodfellas
"YEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWW!" - Dr. Strangelove

[Xzyliac]

*imagines self, Firebird in hand, shredding in final hours*

"I GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS!"

[TheRocker]

"Curse You ______!" or "I played RockBand"

[jq71586]

"This....is for Matilda." Jean Reno as Leon in "The Professional" (thats what it's called in the US)

[Xzyliac]

"Tell Maria I always loved her."

In reality I don't know anyone named Maria but I'd say it anyway and then leave all my loved ones baffled forever.

[Saltines]

I dont really know any.

But I hope I die on April Fools so it will be blamed on someones sick prank. For laughs.

[Rockerman]

"Awsome!Totally awsome!All Right Hamilton!"
Not only Spicoli's last words,but the last words in Ridgement High.
Best..Movie..Ever :cool:

[Tendoza]

"This....is for Matilda." Jean Reno as Leon in "The Professional" (thats what it's called in the US)
I love that film, best Gary Oldman death sequence.

[ThePaska]

The only good last words I can remember is:

"Bang"

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[tucsonovernite]

"I played RockBand"

:D good one, Rocker.

[devo193]

"If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me?"

Thats what I would say.

[SmokaCola]

*beeping noise* "OH SHI.." *Big Boom*

[sa_nick]

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-" - Maj. Gen. John Sedgwick, U.S. Army, just before being fatally shot at the Battle of Spotsylvania Court House, May 9, 1864.

and of course Karl Marx's one "Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.". Awesomeness

[gh2masterwellalmost]

"If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me?"

Thats what I would say.

I would still remember you, but I would not remember the **** song where it came from, which has a great solo but then you remember, he just sang a ton of **** "and this bird you cannot change"???? WTF? Get a life. Oh wait, you can shred quite well. Keep playing.

[Chthonic]

"It's just one Deathclaw."
-Fallout fans everywhere


And here's a gold nugget from none other than Buddy Rich:

Buddy: (groaning, on his deathbed)

Nurse: "Sir, is something bothering you?"

Buddy: "Yeah, Country Music!"

[MotleyPriest111]

"There is... another.... Skywalker."