fun things to scream in freestyle and plosives for dual instruments

[logicalnoise]

So lets just collect some awesome thinsg to scream ion freestyles insead of WOOO and some awesome plosive sounds for people doing both guitar and vocals.

I'll start it off:

freestyle phrases:
short format

SPOOOOONAh
yeah yeah yeah yeah /bono voice
hellllllo hellloooooo /bono voice
yyyyeAHHHH /hedfield vocie
CHOCOLATE RAIN!
Coooooooooookie crisp!
Shock the MONKAAAAAAAAY /ozzie cover with coal chamber voice
RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPAHS!
IT"S NOT A TUMAH!
YOU'RE A TOWEL!


Long format:
Dude I don't even know what's going on /towelie voice

[Bakkster]

ALRIGHT! (In a high-pitched scream)
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah! (Like in the song Shout!)
Do you people like coffee?

[WingsOfSteel]

I was in my room, and I was just staring at the wall thinking about everything...

Never gonna GIVE you up!

OBJECTION!

[Ardius]

"hey" (as in, when getting the crowd to clap in time)
"SCREAM FOR ME 'INSERT PLACENAME'" (a la Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden)

A lot of its going to be circumstantial, some songs will be different......singing "yeah" its not really going to go along with some songs.

[G_tarRoCK3R]

Ollie Ollie oxen freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ha ha

[espher]

{insert internet meme here}

[Doshin]

longer one:

"hello living room, by a round of applause how do you feel?"

[Doshin]

{insert internet meme here}

"in soviet russia Band rocks YOU"

"I for one welcome out new rock banding overloards"

[WingsOfSteel]

"FREEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD!"

I like heckling my bandmates

[mobhit101]

"FREEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD!"

aw man, you stole mine :(

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Definitely some sort of maniacal laughter:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAHHHHH HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[ZkDotNet]

OBJECTION!

Definitely that.

[espher]

All I wanted was a Pepsi. :(

[TheTogfather]

The version of Paranoid I have has Ozzy working the crowd w/ "Let me hear you scream, come on!" and "You ain't ****in loud enough, come on!". I like that...hoping I can work it in...

[Jimmik]

Leeroyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[G_tarRoCK3R]

What about good ole' "Adriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan"

[JoeyHuisman]

'Nooooooooooooooo'
(Darth Vader style)

[foolosophy]

I like to stay in the context of the song so I'll probably just freestyle it on the spot and say whatever feels right. That could be bad for the band mates depending on the situation and song...

[letxtc]

CHAMON MUTHA F*CKA (in high pitched MJ style voice) is going ot be my canned phrase that will fit all songs and all situations. my wife will cut my nuts off after only a week of play. /cry

[IbanezBassist_v2]

Shock the MONKAAAAAAAAY /ozzie cover with coal chamber voice


Since when did Ozzy sing Shock The Monkey?

[logicalnoise]

Since when did Ozzy sing Shock The Monkey?

Coal chamber covered it on their second album and ozzy came in and did vocals on it. It was god awful just like that album. but I still get ozzy singing it in my head from time to time.

[miketoast]

"SCREAM FOR ME 'INSERT PLACENAME'" (a la Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden)



LOL!!!!!!

Scream for me Loooonnng Beach, scream for me Long Beach!!!

My favorite Bruce Dickinsonism is also from Live After Death, "Nice to see ya, to see ya....nice!"

[Yordakin]

" Yeah!!" aka Rob Zombie.......every time I possibly can. Meanwhile, I'm going to make my friends play the new improved version of the Rob Zombie drinking game.

[HPLabonte]

"SYD BARRETT" ala Pete Townshend on Electic Proms...
(http://youtube.com/watch?v=Aco-hsw5nmk)

F*CK OFF ala Pete Townshend at Royal Albert Hall
(http://youtube.com/watch?v=YmDjezfbrtE)

"CHEESE BOIGAH" ala Joe Strummer, Magnificent Seven 1:30 in.
(http://youtube.com/watch?v=ijiazWlawUY)

"Ce que j'ai fait, ce soir la" a la David Byrne, Psycho Killer

"MY GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!?!?!?!?!" a la David Byrne, Once In a Lifetime
(http://youtube.com/watch?v=EYbUCvz1LYE)

[aaron_wil]

CHOCOLATE RAIN!


....I can't get this song out of my head...CHOCOLATE RAIN....!!!

[ken5041]

Riiiiiiiiiicooooooooolaaaaaaaaaa

[IbanezBassist_v2]

Trogdor!!!!!

[IErrantVentureI]

No Stairway!

[G_tarRoCK3R]

Riiiiiiiiiicooooooooolaaaaaaaaaa

I'm just putting it out there, that was amazing.

"Do the DEEEEW!"

[Tendoza]

"These TVs are small...."

"WHAHAHOOOOOO!!!" (juicy drop pop commercial)

"What!?... Why!? WHY?!" (Randy Marsh)

"Chichibeatad, Shamone, AAAAHEEHEEhee" (Im sure you know who)

[Pluto2493]

We Need More Cowbell

[AlterEgo]

"Mother, I want to--Oh baby."
Then pull a little Jim Morrison, and you'll be set for the night.

[WingsOfSteel]

"I GOT BLISTERS ON MAH FINGERS!"

"I don't belieeeeeve you. You're a liar."

[MotleyPriest111]

DO A BARREl ROLE!

[Kurohana-Aiko]

"OH YEEEEAAAH!" complete with pelvic thrusts and small, thirsty children

[Young_Nastyman]

So I guess the IGN coined "whoo" is out of the question? :rolleyes:


"I GOT BLISTERS ON MAH FINGERS!"

Do you mind if i steal your Family Guy reference when I play Enter Sandman? Seeing as i'm gonna try and double vocals and guitar, it would be perfect, but i swear I'll only use it then...or any other song i figure out i can double up on :p


"OH YEEEEAAAH!" complete with pelvic thrusts and small, thirsty children

YOU STOLE MINE!!! >_< :p

Oh well, here goes:

*thinks so hard smoke pours out of ears*

BOOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!

Frisky Dingo anyone? lol

[JakeFatal]

"everyone Give It Up For Breakfast.....the Most Important Meal Of The Day!!!"

[the_spike]

I plan on shouting "Porkchop sandwiches".

[jonfitzsimon]

quick question. If you talk into the mic when there isnt any vocals during the song, are you going to get penalized as if you strummed the guitar when there werent any notes? It would be nice if the singer had freedom like they really would on stage...

[Simonious]

"This is how liberty dies... WITH A THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE!" -Padme Amidala

[BathTub]

We Need More Cowbell


I've. Got. A. Fever.

[cmg4894]

I plan on grabbing a local take out menu and start reading from that.

[joeincolorado]

Where All The White Women At!

[Bakkster]

"I GOT BLISTERS ON MAH FINGERS!"

Do you mind if i steal your Family Guy reference when I play Enter Sandman? Seeing as i'm gonna try and double vocals and guitar, it would be perfect, but i swear I'll only use it then...or any other song i figure out i can double up on :p

Did you seriously just call that a Family Guy reference? First of all, just about everything on that show is funny BECAUSE it references something else. This just so happens to reference the Beatles. You know, Helter Skelter.

Sad day for pop culture...

[Young_Nastyman]

Did you seriously just call that a Family Guy reference? First of all, just about everything on that show is funny BECAUSE it references something else. This just so happens to reference the Beatles. You know, Helter Skelter.

Sad day for pop culture...

hmm...never knew that, thanks for informing me Bakkster

[jonfitzsimon]

Where All The White Women At!

That made me laugh.

[DShiz1029]

DAMNIT! MY VOICE CRACKED!
Autographs after the show!!!
BOOYAH!!!
I LIKE KITTENS!
SUCK IT!
Consessions are sold in the back corner! Great hot dogs!
Ladies theres enough of me to go around!
IM HUNGRY!
*cough into the microphone*
*sneeze into the microphone*
*fart into the microphone*
*burp into the microphone*

[MountainKing]

"everyone Give It Up For Breakfast.....the Most Important Meal Of The Day!!!"

Hilarious. You Win

[SmokaCola]

"Who's you daddy?!"

[MartyMcFly]

"It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!"

[Huwonk]

"OH YEEEEAAAH!" complete with pelvic thrusts and small, thirsty children

It'd only be complete with a fake brick wall for you to jump through. :cool:

I tend to just yell expletives. Nothing too fancy. Maybe "Vagina" or something thrown in there for good measure.

[Ultrace]

"STAR POWER, MAKE-UP!"

Oh, come on now, someone had to be thinking it. And if they weren't, I'll be very disappointed. Not that I plan on using it much myself. Maybe while playing Garbage or Freezepop... :)

[tombrady]

"Play it pretty for Oakland!"

In a thick southern accent

[Insignificant_Other]

"Chichibeatad, Shamone, AAAAHEEHEEhee" (Im sure you know who)

Okay, that one nearly made me lose my lunch! That's a definite...

[Silver]

"Give it to me one more time !" Freddie Mercury, Hammer To Fall.

"ALL HAIL XENU !"

"BOUGAAAHH !"

"VULVA !"

"AAAHHH A MONKEY ON FIRE !"

"YIIIII-HAAAAAW !"

[MartyMcFly]

"VULVA !"



lol I was actually gonna say that!

I'm surprised you didn't say, "IIIIIIII'M READAAAYYY!"

[kotran]

"Stupid Flanders!"

"By the power of Greyskull!" - If it will activate star power.

[logicalnoise]

Ma-ma-maaaasssk

[BathTub]

Waaaaaassssup.

[KingofQUEEN48]

BY THE BEARD Of ZEUS!!!!

[KingofQUEEN48]

Okay, that one nearly made me lose my lunch! That's a definite...

hahahahahahah GREAT!

[Symphonite]

At the end of any song: "Rock over London! Rock on Chicago. Wheaties, breakfast of champions."