View Full Version : Life!!!!
markmw
10-18-2007, 12:11 PM
On every forum I am registered to, I make a life thread. This is 2 see how life is going fr y'all.
To start off fr me, I have just woken up in my own room while last night I fell asleep on the gutters of Santa Monica with my almost dead girlfriend Tiffany Abbs (teh #1 hottest girl in school). I have been numb for teh past 3 hours and from what Dad told me, I've been asleep for 14 hours...
Wassup with you?
coheedfails
10-18-2007, 12:14 PM
life is ****ing great with things like Rock Band to keep it awesome!!!!
markmw
10-18-2007, 12:18 PM
Life's going good fr me too. Other than the fact that I feel like a ****ing hangover and I have no idea what the hell happened to my girl! Jeez, they could just tell me! I HATE surprises... they're never pleasant!
coheedfails
10-18-2007, 12:28 PM
lmao, i've done the same plenty of times, once i woke up with only one eyebrow and mustard in my pants
markmw
10-18-2007, 12:30 PM
I've woke up w/ worse. No offense, even though yr username sort of fails.
ThePaska
10-18-2007, 12:34 PM
I'm on vacation this week, watching tv, listening to music, reading up on my Rock Band, its a little dull at times, but life couldn't get much better at this point, I'm not looking forward to class next week.
markmw
10-18-2007, 12:35 PM
Wow, vacation... good for you, dude!
MotleyPriest111
10-18-2007, 02:15 PM
I just finished watching Saw a few minutes ago (My nine billionth time) and it is still one of my favorite movies. It's today's only good horror series. Every moment of Saw was just so perfect.
wwaballafoshosho
10-18-2007, 02:45 PM
On every forum I am registered to, I make a life thread. This is 2 see how life is going fr y'all.
To start off fr me, I have just woken up in my own room while last night I fell asleep on the gutters of Santa Monica with my almost dead girlfriend Tiffany Abbs (teh #1 hottest girl in school). I have been numb for teh past 3 hours and from what Dad told me, I've been asleep for 14 hours...
Wassup with you?
that sucks dude
does this kind of remind any of you of a little thread by a young man named joigga about a grandfather?
sorry it kinda does to me
but my life is awesome, im takin it as it comes i guess you could say
DShiz1029
10-18-2007, 03:01 PM
Lifes not bad, though my nose is stuffy...damn allergies.
McDeezy
10-18-2007, 03:02 PM
Life begins on NOV 20th.
wwaballafoshosho
10-18-2007, 03:04 PM
Life begins on NOV 20th.
BEST REPLY EVER!
McDeezy
10-18-2007, 03:13 PM
BEST REPLY EVER!
Hahahahahahahaha thank you :)
LZ_Reborn
10-18-2007, 03:40 PM
Life is great at the moment, my wife, my kid and myself are in awsome health, I got a great new job where everybody is just incredibly cool and friendly, don't have any serious money problems and....... ohh yeah!!! Rockband is just around the corner!! what more could I ask for!! :D
markmw
10-18-2007, 09:37 PM
Life begins on NOV 20th.
Haha! That's actually pretty funny (no sarcasm, my friend)
Oh, and now, my girlfriend is dead so life's going pretty bad for me. But, I'm gonna ask out the second hottest girl in my school: Crystal (or Krystal) ... I forgot her last name. But if she says yes and doesn't think I killed her, life wll be mother****in' great!
FallenAce
10-18-2007, 11:32 PM
...yeah I don't buy that. You're going to turn out to be one of those guys.
Saltines
10-18-2007, 11:34 PM
...yeah I don't buy that. You're going to turn out to be one of those guys.
Well, he did start a Teh_Jakester Hate Club.
...
tucsonovernite
10-19-2007, 01:34 AM
you use the "my friend" bit more than John McCain and thats saying something...not that there's anything wrong with that...
Simonious
10-19-2007, 05:26 AM
Bad. No Galaxies over break makes Simonious sad. D:
Haha! That's actually pretty funny (no sarcasm, my friend)
Oh, and now, my girlfriend is dead so life's going pretty bad for me. But, I'm gonna ask out the second hottest girl in my school: Crystal (or Krystal) ... I forgot her last name. But if she says yes and doesn't think I killed her, life wll be mother****in' great!
Cue the pink polo with a popped collar!
markmw
10-19-2007, 06:20 AM
I'm home... I asked Crystal out and she said yes!! Oh, and she doesn't believe I killed Tiffany, neither does anybody in the school!! That means my reputation isn't in hell! Life is mother****in' great!!!
Crystal and I are going to the movies tomorrow night!!! We're seeing the Bourne Ultimatum...
But never mind what ****'s happenin' w/ me? Wassup w/ y'all?
IbanezBassist_v2
10-19-2007, 06:28 AM
Life's going good fr me too. Other than the fact that I feel like a ****ing hangover and I have no idea what the hell happened to my girl! Jeez, they could just tell me! I HATE surprises... they're never pleasant!
Then why did you choose bad in the poll. ASS!
markmw
10-19-2007, 06:31 AM
That wuz because I found out Tiffany was ****in' DEAD after I posted that!
IbanezBassist_v2
10-19-2007, 06:33 AM
I'd be a little more concerned with my dead girlfriend than posting an a forum. LIAR! :mad:
markmw
10-19-2007, 06:36 AM
After I posted that I didn't reply in an hour. You call that not concerned... especially when my last words weren't so good. For that hour, all I could do was look up to the sky and say "Why the **** couldn't it have been ME?" Don't you DARE tell me I don't care about Tiffany! Or Crystal!!
IbanezBassist_v2
10-19-2007, 06:38 AM
I agree....Why couldn't it have been you?
Akaymay
10-19-2007, 06:40 AM
Pretty awesome for me. I'm going out up with one of the hottest girls I've ever met (Seriously, playing/singing Sweet Child of Mine will get ANYONE to like you...). I'm going to a crazy party later on, who knows what will go down over there. I'm actually not failing in school. My band is almost getting big. We're playing a few shows on Saturday and Sunday with some other local bands. We came in second at the Battle of the Bands last week in Philly. I'm loving life right now!
markmw
10-19-2007, 06:44 AM
Pretty awesome for me. I'm going out up with one of the hottest girls I've ever met (Seriously, playing/singing Sweet Child of Mine will get ANYONE to like you...). I'm going to a crazy party later on, who knows what will go down over there. I'm actually not failing in school. My band is almost getting big. We're playing a few shows on Saturday and Sunday with some other local bands. We came in second at the Battle of the Bands last week in Philly. I'm loving life right now!
Whoa, nice... but can she play guitar and drums at the same time?
Akaymay
10-19-2007, 06:52 AM
Whoa, nice... but can she play guitar and drums at the same time?
Well, I got the guitar and vocals, but a girl who can play drums and bass is a dream, that'd be crazy though...But yeah, my girl is awesome, funny, good looking, nice, respectful, I couldn't ask for more!
FallenAce
10-19-2007, 06:54 AM
Anyone remember AOL? Back when AOL was the "thing" I remember this kid who used to tell me he was a Japanese person and he lived in Japan and he was friends with Naoko Takeuchi (she invented Sailormoon). He always had these stories about going to a ball with her and dancing (even though she's married, and probably would have gone with her husband) and stuff like that. Strangely, he couldn't speak Japanese.
Turns out he was a liar. Big shock right?
markmw, you remind me of this kid. Did you know an AOLer named JaPaNsNaKe? I imagine you guys would attend liars conventions together. Say "hello" to him for me at the next one.
IbanezBassist_v2
10-19-2007, 06:56 AM
+100 :D Nice one!
McDeezy
10-19-2007, 07:08 AM
Anyone remember AOL? Back when AOL was the "thing".
markmw, you remind me of this kid. Did you know an AOLer named JaPaNsNaKe? I imagine you guys would attend liars conventions together. Say "hello" to him for me at the next one.
LMAO about AOL and yea this kid seems absolutely terrible.
markmw
10-19-2007, 07:15 AM
Anyone remember AOL? Back when AOL was the "thing" I remember this kid who used to tell me he was a Japanese person and he lived in Japan and he was friends with Naoko Takeuchi (she invented Sailormoon). He always had these stories about going to a ball with her and dancing (even though she's married, and probably would have gone with her husband) and stuff like that. Strangely, he couldn't speak Japanese.
Turns out he was a liar. Big shock right?
markmw, you remind me of this kid. Did you know an AOLer named JaPaNsNaKe? I imagine you guys would attend liars conventions together. Say "hello" to him for me at the next one.
Well I am NOT lying?
MotleyPriest111
10-19-2007, 07:22 AM
Using a question mark like that makes it sound like deep down, you know you're lying. But when you say something that is true for once, you have to reassure yourself by saying "well, I am not lying?"
Akaymay
10-19-2007, 07:29 AM
After reading through the thread, yeah, Markmw, that's 100% bull. Let's recap what you said so far
"I fell asleep in an alley in Santa Monica, I woke up in my room, my girlfriend is 'missing'"
(Okay, that there is your first mistake, you wake up to find that she's missing. You didn't bother to call around first? Okay, you're going to say "But I did call around and everything!" Then why the hell are you posting in a forum about a ****ing game? Your supposed girlfriend is gone after you apparently slept in a gutter. Even though you're still a kid. i.e. the "My Dad" and the whole School Rep thing.)
"My Girlfriend died, I think I killed her, I'm going to ask out some other girl!"
(Okay, not a single human on the face of the earth is that heartless. Even if you somehow managed to be, it would be impossible for you to even have the consciousness to to post in a forum about it. If anyone were to kill anyone, they'd be freaking out. Maybe about what happened, why it happened, what will happen to them. Not just posting in a forum saying "yay, I think i killed the hottest girl in school, lets ask out the SECOND hottest!" Not to mention the fact that you're a kid, and the charges against you will obviously ruin your entire life)
"She said yes! Thank God no one believes that I killed this other girl!"
(Horrible mistake you made there, blatant lying all over the place. Let's point it out, shall we? Okay, you said no one believes that you killed this chick. Now, why would anyone in their right mind tell ANYONE that you think you killed someone in a drunken rage? No one. And if you honestly killed this girl, then you would freak the hell out, I mean, you could NEVER just be acting like that as a joke. It's the honest to God look that is not recreatable. Next, you said that this girl said yes. Now, not a single girl would go out with someone who claimed to have killing someone, or at least taking part in it, whether it was a joke or not. Let's put it into context..."I just killed my girlfriend! Want to go out?". And next, you said "my reputation isn't going to hell!" Okay, you just ****ing KILLED your girlfriend in a drunken rage. You're worried about Reputation at school? I mean, hell, definatly don't worry about the fact that you just killed your girlfriend, or at least had some part in it while your were piss drunk.)
You're not a very good at lying...
senomar
10-19-2007, 07:58 AM
That wuz because I found out Tiffany was ****in' DEAD after I posted that!
Right first you kill yourself and then your friend magically finds your password and starts posting on a forum defending you instead of mourning your death, and then you come back to life and start posting again like nothing happened and now your "girlfriend" died. Sure :rolleyes:
And for those of you who aren't members of the Official Guitar Hero forums, this is what markmw claims happened to him when he "killed himself" because people flamed his lists.
markmw
10-19-2007, 08:01 AM
senomar, did anyone ask for your opinion? NO!!! Now go have sex w/ yer mom!!!
MotleyPriest111
10-19-2007, 08:12 AM
Markmw, have you ever been in a cockpit before? Do you like movies about gladiators? Have you ever been to a turkish prison? Do you like to hang out in the locker room? Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Cookie to whomever can name that movie.
Saltines
10-19-2007, 08:17 AM
Markmw, have you ever been in a cockpit before? Do you like movies about gladiators? Have you ever been to a turkish prison? Do you like to hang out in the locker room? Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Cookie to whomever can name that movie.
Airplane.
Duh
Akaymay
10-19-2007, 08:18 AM
Markmw, have you ever been in a cockpit before? Do you like movies about gladiators? Have you ever been to a turkish prison? Do you like to hang out in the locker room? Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Cookie to whomever can name that movie.
I've never seen it, but I'm just going to guess Full Metal Jacket? My friend is always showing me clips of that movie.
EDIT: Saltines got it, my bad!
markmw
10-19-2007, 08:21 AM
this thread is for posting about life, not to insult me
make another thread for that if ya can't resist
IbanezBassist_v2
10-19-2007, 08:24 AM
Naw! This thread will do just fine!
MotleyPriest111
10-19-2007, 08:27 AM
Markmw, have you ever been in a cockpit before? Do you like movies about gladiators? Have you ever been to a turkish prison? Do you like to hang out in the locker room? Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Cookie to whomever can name that movie.
Airplane.
Duh
http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/8854/youwinkz4.png
I'm all out of cookies.
markmw
10-19-2007, 08:40 AM
Naw! This thread will do just fine!
Then, **** off!!
Saltines
10-19-2007, 08:42 AM
Didn't you say you'd kill yourself at the GH forums?
Akaymay
10-19-2007, 08:42 AM
Then, **** off!!
Chill out, dude. You were proven wrong, that's all there is to it. Just drop it.
MotleyPriest111
10-19-2007, 08:43 AM
You sound cranky. Maybe you should have some warm milk. It'll help put you to sleep. .... Unlike what you supposedly did to your "girlfriend".
IbanezBassist_v2
10-19-2007, 08:47 AM
Any wagers on how long this guy will last?
markmw
10-19-2007, 08:50 AM
Who cares? I've got a date tomorrow to see the Bourne Ultimatum while YOU sit and masturbate to Best Week Ever!!
IbanezBassist_v2
10-19-2007, 08:55 AM
You can't count yourself as a date, ass jacket!
MotleyPriest111
10-19-2007, 09:08 AM
Sure you can! That is, if he's into self-rape.
markmw
10-19-2007, 11:11 AM
what r u talking about?
Akaymay
10-19-2007, 01:29 PM
what r u talking about?
He's saying that you're just making up stuff, and don't actually have a girlfriend.
Daesania
10-19-2007, 03:02 PM
this thread is for posting about life, not to insult me
make another thread for that if ya can't resist
This isnt the GH forum where you create 20 threads for one thing. Why not go back to the GH forums, clearly you arent being very well received here.
MotleyPriest111
10-19-2007, 03:04 PM
If Mark gets really annoying and starts more spam topics, I say we eat him.
blue_dragonzero
10-19-2007, 03:07 PM
Haha! That's actually pretty funny (no sarcasm, my friend)
Oh, and now, my girlfriend is dead so life's going pretty bad for me. But, I'm gonna ask out the second hottest girl in my school: Crystal (or Krystal) ... I forgot her last name. But if she says yes and doesn't think I killed her, life wll be mother****in' great!
Aren't you the kid--correct me if I'm wrong-- who faked his suicide on the gh forums, is 17 and living with his parents, and is currently grounded because he got too drunk and got bad grades? Yeah, I trust you.
markmw
10-19-2007, 03:15 PM
sarcasm or not? and i am that kid...
markmw
10-19-2007, 03:15 PM
See y'all later, I'm going to pick up Crystal for a late night on the town.
Peace out, BIOTCH!!!
MotleyPriest111
10-19-2007, 03:18 PM
I bet he was just waiting for mommy and daddy to leave so he can watch porn.
jq71586
10-19-2007, 03:21 PM
He should be banned soon enough. After his expletive filled tirade in another thread it's only a matter of time.
blue_dragonzero
10-19-2007, 03:35 PM
Yeah jg I saw your PS3 thread. This guy is the worst gh forum convert that we can have. At least TehJakester has been respectful over here.
SmokaCola
10-19-2007, 03:44 PM
I bet he was just waiting for mommy and daddy to leave so he can watch porn.
Lmao, Ah sh*t I hope him and his gf die in a car wreak. Maybe a semi will run into the passenger side and mash his gf to hell and back. Then she'll be all bloody with her brains oozing onto him, While he screams for his mom and dad. I'd pay top dollar to see that.
markmw
10-19-2007, 04:03 PM
This isnt the GH forum where you create 20 threads for one thing. Why not go back to the GH forums, clearly you arent being very well received here.
I'm banned from the Official GH Forums. And I realize it's no surprise to you. Now, don't push me further... Crystal and I got in trouble with the law for robbing the 7-Eleven and scared that old geezer at the counter with my Filter CD.
Daesania
10-19-2007, 04:07 PM
wow your 45 minute date must have been enthralling. Move on kid, get a real life.
battle_axe_of_doom
10-19-2007, 04:31 PM
just finished watching meaning of life in HD, ****in amazing film. fat man throwing up + blowing up = greatest movie evor
markmw
10-19-2007, 05:36 PM
wow your 45 minute date must have been enthralling. Move on kid, get a real life.
It wuz supposed to be longer... the police got me. I wuz let off since I am 17, and cannot be put in jail until I am 18... but the problem is Crystal is 18. She was involved with robbing the 7-Eleven w/ me and giving the cashier a heart-attack with my Filter CD (c'mon even I don't get scared from "Hey Man, Nice Shot"), this means she has just been put into prison. What do I do?
SmokaCola
10-19-2007, 05:44 PM
It wuz supposed to be longer... the police got me. I wuz let off since I am 17, and cannot be put in jail until I am 18... but the problem is Crystal is 18. She was involved with robbing the 7-Eleven w/ me and giving the cashier a heart-attack with my Filter CD (c'mon even I don't get scared from "Hey Man, Nice Shot"), this means she has just been put into prison. What do I do?
Stop making up stupid ass stories to get attention and grow the **** up. That's what you do.
markmw
10-19-2007, 05:45 PM
Stop making up stupid ass stories to get attention and grow the **** up. That's what you do.
Show me proof I make dat stuff up...
SmokaCola
10-19-2007, 05:45 PM
You said you -were- the kid that faked his death and such right?
markmw
10-19-2007, 05:47 PM
You said you -were- the kid that faked his death and such right?
I never said dat.
SmokaCola
10-19-2007, 05:51 PM
sarcasm or not? and i am that kid...
You sure about that?
markmw
10-19-2007, 05:52 PM
oh... yeah. So, I lied ONE time. Dat does not tell any damn one any damn thing. More proof, please.
SmokaCola
10-19-2007, 05:53 PM
You just lied again dumbass by saying it wasn't you. So kindly get the **** off these forums because you're a worthless piece of **** seeking attention when really. No one here gives a **** about you. I'm guessing your parents don't either and that's why you have to make stupid **** up to get attention online. Weren't hugged enough as a child?
And as for your girlfriend dieing, obviously you couldn't have cared two ****s about the girl to just say "Oh well, i'll date this other girl". Face it kid, you're a horrible liar and speller. Give it up already.
Daesania
10-19-2007, 05:59 PM
It wuz supposed to be longer... the police got me. I wuz let off since I am 17, and cannot be put in jail until I am 18... but the problem is Crystal is 18. She was involved with robbing the 7-Eleven w/ me and giving the cashier a heart-attack with my Filter CD (c'mon even I don't get scared from "Hey Man, Nice Shot"), this means she has just been put into prison. What do I do?
You're trying to tell me that from the time you posted you immediately went to a 711, "robbed it" and came back within 45 minutes? No way that happened. The cops would have had you HELD there longer than 45 minutes. I still call BS.
(nice to meet you though, pathalogical liar.)
markmw
10-19-2007, 05:59 PM
You just lied again dumbass by saying it wasn't you. So kindly get the **** off these forums because you're a worthless piece of **** seeking attention when really. No one here gives a **** about you. I'm guessing your parents don't either and that's why you have to make stupid **** up to get attention online. Weren't hugged enough as a child?
And as for your girlfriend dieing, obviously you couldn't have cared two ****s about the girl to just say "Oh well, i'll date this other girl". Face it kid, you're a horrible liar and speller. Give it up already.
Everything in bold is true. And actually, no I was not hugged enough as a child. I care about Tiffany alot, but what am I supposed to do? Stay alone the rest of my life? Her death upset me more than Dime's death. Before I met her, I lived alone physically. Never fit in, short attention span from my parents, not that many friends. When she came into my life, I was grateful I could find another reject who happened to be the #1 hottest girl in school to share the pain with. And, she was a grunger like me. When she died, I had nothing else to live for. And I just couldn't stay alone my whole life, and besides even Crystal knows and understands that I will never forget Tiffany. New gf or not.
And I am infinity% not lying.
Daesania
10-19-2007, 06:13 PM
Roflcopter. I cant believe we're feedign this attention troll.
onto something new. Hey Smoka, do you like Cheddar Cheese?
Simonious
10-19-2007, 06:16 PM
Your skill in Detecting Fake Trolls has increased by 37.
Roflcopter. I cant believe we're feedign this attention troll.
onto something new. Hey Smoka, do you like Cheddar Cheese?
Cheddar cheese is awesome. I so robbed like, a lot, when I went to rob a convenient store with the Reservoir Dogs. Count Dooku came with us, AND DIED. Am I a KEWL KID now?
markmw
10-19-2007, 06:17 PM
Your skill in Detecting Fake Trolls has increased by 37.
wut's dat supposed 2 mean? i'm lying? *grabs out shotgun and points it at Simonious*
Simonious
10-19-2007, 06:21 PM
wut's dat supposed 2 mean? i'm lying? *grabs out shotgun and points it at Simonious*
Ah, damn it! Internet firearms! YEH GOT MEH
markmw
10-19-2007, 06:25 PM
You're trying to tell me that from the time you posted you immediately went to a 711, "robbed it" and came back within 45 minutes? No way that happened. The cops would have had you HELD there longer than 45 minutes. I still call BS.
(nice to meet you though, pathalogical liar.)
Well, for teh first 25 minutes Crystal and I circled the car in the parking lot while 311 was on teh radio. Then after getting drunk big time, we drove down to teh 711, barged in yelled "Nobody move!" I grabbed one of teh Lagers, Crystal got some donuts and the cashier tried to stop us in time 4 teh heat to get us. I gave him a heart attack while giving a taste of Filter on my mini-cassette thingy whatever. Teh heat got into teh store, I managed to escape but Crystal was left behind. I went back to get her and got taken away by teh cops.
markmw
10-19-2007, 06:27 PM
Ah, damn it! Internet firearms! YEH GOT MEH
Damn right I got cha *pulls trigger, doesn't let go yet*
Simonious
10-19-2007, 06:32 PM
Damn right I got cha *pulls trigger, doesn't let go yet*
Tay Zonday hath rain chocolate upon ye. Thus sayeth the Internet.
markmw
10-19-2007, 06:33 PM
Tay Zonday hath rain chocolate upon ye. Thus sayeth the Internet.
*lets go of the trigger, shoots through Simonious' crotch (if he has one)*
Peace out, *****!!
SmokaCola
10-19-2007, 06:33 PM
*lets go of the trigger, shoots through Simonious' crotch (if he has one)*
Peace out, *****!!
Such a creative mind.
markmw
10-19-2007, 06:35 PM
Such a creative mind.
Luckily I have plenty of more shots left in my son called Magnum .45 *reloads shotgun, points it at SmokaCola*
Simonious
10-19-2007, 06:46 PM
Luckily I have plenty of more shots left in my son called Magnum .45 *reloads shotgun, points it at SmokaCola*
Magnum 45 is NOT a shotgun. Shows how fake you are. Thus sayeth the Internet.
markmw
10-19-2007, 06:52 PM
I define every gun as a shotgun. You mean that shows how DUMB I am.
McDeezy
10-19-2007, 07:07 PM
I define every gun as a shotgun. You mean that shows how DUMB I am.
DUMB + Fake I'd say. Your acting like a crazy ass dude. Your saying your last gf died and people aren't accusing you of killing her? It just seems VERY out of the ordinary to come onto a game forum and openly discuss that. You seem like you wanna sound hard and tough and you'll 'cut' people but your just a 13 year old kid or at least act like it.
markmw
10-19-2007, 07:10 PM
I'm 17, man
Daesania
10-19-2007, 07:38 PM
http://members.cox.net/pimpbot9000/roflcopter.gif
I still say BS. 17.. subtract 5 years from what anyone on the net tells you.
Akaymay
10-19-2007, 11:39 PM
It's the most blatant lie ever. Okay, he "Robbed" a convenience store, but took about 25 minutes to listen to a song. So that means that they robbed a convenience store and was let go in 20 minutes. If you get caught, no matter the age, you're sent to jail for about 24 hours, then your sent in for questioning, which usually would take another 3 or 4 hours. Then immediately sent in for a trial. And considering all convenience stores have security cameras, you'd be immediately sent to juvenile hall for probably more than a year or so.
Also, you said you stole a Lager. 7-11's have a strict policy against selling any liquor. Nice try dumbass.
jq71586
10-19-2007, 11:44 PM
I'm honestly surprised some people are trying to pick apart his lies. lol It's so blatant. He was kicked off the Guitar Hero Forums.
Enough said.
markmw
10-20-2007, 12:00 AM
It's the most blatant lie ever. Okay, he "Robbed" a convenience store, but took about 25 minutes to listen to a song. So that means that they robbed a convenience store and was let go in 20 minutes. If you get caught, no matter the age, you're sent to jail for about 24 hours, then your sent in for questioning, which usually would take another 3 or 4 hours. Then immediately sent in for a trial. And considering all convenience stores have security cameras, you'd be immediately sent to juvenile hall for probably more than a year or so.
Also, you said you stole a Lager. 7-11's have a strict policy against selling any liquor. Nice try dumbass.
I meant the lagers I had in the back of my Dad's car. I gotta get my self extra drunk if I'm gonna rob 711. Oh, and they had teh worst security camera system in Brooklyn. And you tell me 311 on the radio isn't a reason to make circles in teh parking lot!! And for everything else, just tell me how I can get Crystal out of prison.
jq71586
10-20-2007, 12:07 AM
What you do is you bake a giant cake. Put a nail file in the center of it. And she can slowly nail file her way out of prison. It works every time.
markmw
10-20-2007, 12:08 AM
wut's a nail file?
Akaymay
10-20-2007, 12:10 AM
I meant the lagers I had in the back of my Dad's car. I gotta get my self extra drunk if I'm gonna rob 711. Oh, and they had teh worst security camera system in Brooklyn. And you tell me 311 on the radio isn't a reason to make circles in teh parking lot!! And for everything else, just tell me how I can get Crystal out of prison.
Still doesn't explain how the Judicial System magically stopped working for you. You'd still be in holding, and have a trial, AND go in for questioning. Not to mention the fact that there were witnesses.
Oh yeah, and considering the police were there to detain you. They'd be even better than a security camera.
jq71586
10-20-2007, 12:10 AM
wut's a nail file?
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3121823/2/istockphoto_3121823_nail_file.jpg
markmw
10-20-2007, 01:01 AM
How duz dat get Crystal out of prison?
McDeezy
10-20-2007, 02:36 AM
I just read all ten pages and I cannot BELIEVE this. Dead serious its actually starting to make me laugh SO hard. He said he drove around in the parking lot for 25 while 311 was on. So the song was 25 minutes and no one said anything about them circling the lot. Then he drove down to the 7-11? From the parking lot? He made it sound like he drove like a 3 minute drive. Its really bad. Its not needed here. But the rediculous stuff he says is funny.
MotleyPriest111
10-20-2007, 02:38 AM
How duz dat get Crystal out of prison?
It doesn't. BECAUSE SHE'S NOT IN ANY ****ING PRISON YOU ****ING ****! SHE'S ONLY IN YOUR ****ING HEAD!
McDeezy
10-20-2007, 02:41 AM
It doesn't. BECAUSE SHE'S NOT IN ANY ****ING PRISON YOU ****ING ****! SHE'S ONLY IN YOUR ****ING HEAD!
Although I understand your frustration and anger 100% let's not give him what he wants.
markmw
10-20-2007, 02:44 AM
yeah, and ICP and MiM are getting into the R&R Hall of Fame...
MotleyPriest111
10-20-2007, 02:49 AM
Although I understand your frustration and anger 100% let's not give him what he wants.
I'm not frustrated at all. But I typed that without caps lock and without the profanity, it wouldn't come off the same. Usually when I type something that is said with some kind of emotion or enthusiasm, I have to show it to give the full effect.
McDeezy
10-20-2007, 02:51 AM
Hahahahahaha I understand its all good.
markmw
10-20-2007, 02:52 AM
**** you **** you mom **** NFL **** MTV **** pop music **** ICP **** MiM **** censorship and **** high school
jq71586
10-20-2007, 02:55 AM
**** you **** you mom **** NFL **** MTV **** pop music **** ICP **** MiM **** censorship and **** high school
Usually it has a better effect if you started with high school and then ended with f'in us. You'll end on a stronger note and give off the effect that you know how to insult someone. Just a tip.
markmw
10-20-2007, 02:57 AM
fine...
**** high school **** censorship **** MiM **** ICP **** pop music **** MTV **** NFL **** your mom and most importantly
**** YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MotleyPriest111
10-20-2007, 03:16 AM
fine...
**** high school **** censorship **** MiM **** ICP **** pop music **** MTV **** NFL **** your mom and most importantly
**** YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah! **** that pop music! **** that NFL! **** it hard, and **** it long! You show that MTV who's boss! I bet censorship is pissing it's pants because of you. High school, beware, the tough guy knows his stars!
markmw
10-20-2007, 03:16 AM
**** high school **** censorship **** MiM **** ICP **** pop music **** MTV **** NFL **** your mom and most importantly
**** YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MotleyPriest111
10-20-2007, 03:30 AM
C&P FFT!!!!I!!XI
Are you for serious?
Xzyliac
10-20-2007, 03:36 AM
**** you **** you mom **** NFL **** MTV **** pop music **** ICP **** MiM **** censorship and **** high school
Too much South Park.
TheRocker
10-20-2007, 03:41 AM
Too much South Park.
Too much sugar
MotleyPriest111
10-20-2007, 03:42 AM
Not enough beatings.
Apples
10-20-2007, 04:00 AM
This thread is way out of hand, especially with the swearing.
And boasting of blatently illegal acts is just the most brazen thing I've ever seen. It means you're either:
A: Blatently lying
or
B: A felon
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