List the most sexual in-game lyrics

[Indraco]

Even with a T rating, Rock Band is still Rock Band.

And thus, based on genre who's very name came from a double entendre (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_and_roll#Origins_of_the_phrase), you all know what's waiting in (some? most? all?) of the lyrics.

So come, list the lyrics from Rock Band songs that you find most laden with innuendo, sexual or otherwise. But please, try to keep it clean. I would like this thread to last at least a little while before getting locked for indecency. Just remember, this is a thread examining artists' intentions. It can also be a forum for the issue of how silly ESRB censorship is since it is so picky about tiny words, but often uncaring about massive connotations. Additionally, this is an attempt to get people to examine and respect the intricacy of lyrics they might otherwise not have noticed. Finally this can be serve as a warning list for people who only want songs with "family friendly" lyrics.


There I think that should give this thread enough "merit" (it's artistic, yo), so now let's get down to posting about all the sex hidden in this game.

Here are some starters:

The Knack - My Sharona
Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...

Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.
Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona.
Keeping it a mystery gets to me
Running down the length of my thighs, Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...

When you gonna give it to me, give it to me.
It is just a matter of time Sharona
Is it just destiny, destiny?
Or is it just a game in my mind, Sharona?
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...
(That's right, the whole song deserves to get posted)

Maxïmo Park - Girls Who Play Guitars
When you lie on my bed and you label me your friend
Don't you know how much that hurts?
You could pretend and I wouldn't know
I could be who you wanted in the dark
...
She goes and she gets drunk
She gets off
She goes and she gives in
She goes and she gets drunk
She gets off
She goes and she gives in

Nine Inch Nails - The Perfect Drug
You make me hard, when Im all soft inside
I see the truth, when Im all stupid eyed
(Admittedly, this is pretty tame for NIN. It's got nothing on Closer.)

Weezer - Troublemaker
And people will crane necks
To get a glimpse of me
And see if I am having a sex.
(This one isn't even a euphamism! I'm highly amused this made it in this week.)

Mötley Crüe - Saints of Los Angeles
Redline trippin’ on a land mine, sippin’ at the Troubadour
Girl's passed out naked in the back lounge everybody’s gonna score
She’s all jacked up she’s down on her luck
You want it you need it the devil’s gonna feed it
(I'd be interested in any interepretation that makes this lyric something OTHER than horrible.(As in, oh that poor fictional girl, that's horrible))

Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Date with the Night
I'll set you I'll set it off
I'll set you I'll set it off
I'll set you I'll set it off off
I'll set you I'll set it off
I'll set you I'll set it off
I'll set you I'll set it off
I'll set you I'll set it off off off <orgasm noises>
(I'm afraid I don't really understand many of the lyrics in this one, but the whole song has a very sexual tone. Also, the title seems like it could be a euphamism.)

The Cars - You're all I've Got Tonight
I need you tonight
I don't care if you use me again
I don't care if you abuse me again
You can make me i don't care
You can fake me i don't care
You can love me just about anywhere
it's alright.
I don't want to feel sorry for you
Uou don't have to make believe it's you
You can pump me i don't care
You can bump me i don't care
You can love me just about anywhere
it's alright

The Black Crowes - Hard to Handle
Baby here I am
Im the man on the scene
I can give you what you want
But you gotta come home with me

I have got some good old lovin
And I got some more in store
When I get through throwin it on you
You gotta come back for more

Boys and things that come by the dozen
That aint nothin but drugstore lovin
Hey little thing let me light your candle
cause mama Im sure hard to handle, now,
Gets around

Action speaks louder than words
And Im a man of great experience
I know youve got another man
But I can love you better than him


Blondie - Call Me
Cover me with kisses, baby
Cover me with love
Roll me in designer sheets
I'll never get enough
...
I know what you words can mean
Call me call me any anytime
Call me for a ride
Call me call me for some overtime


Jimmy Buffet - Cheeseburger in Paradise
If you don't know what a "Cheeseburger in Paradise" is, look it up on Urban Dictionary.

GLaDOS - Still Alive -
You just have to listen, it's there.

Ok, those last two were jokes.

There that's a good start, but I know I haven't found them all. In fact, I haven't even touched any of the on-disc songs. (Or band names for that matter. Vagiant, anyone?)

So which songs make you sit up and go "How did they sneak this in?"

[KodyKong007]

this thread is lacking Sex Type Thing

[litaljohn]

So which songs make you sit up and go "How did they sneak this in?"

before someone else comes up with a lame unrelated joke to say this, ill have to say im sure many people sit up and ask how any of the mother hips got snuck into the game

(I actually liked the 2 dlc songs though, especially red tandy, did anyone know she likes it hot?)

[Indraco]

this thread is lacking Sex Type Thing

Very good point, missed this one since I haven't purchased it. (yet)

Stone Temple Pilots - Sex Type Thing
I know you want whats on my mind
I know you like whats on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know, you know, you know, you know

I am a man, a man
Ill give ya somethin that ya wont forget
I said ya shouldnt have worn that dress
I said ya shouldnt have worn that dress

I know you want whats on my mind
I know you like whats on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know, you know, you know, you know

Here I come, I come, I come


Keep 'em coming.

[deediare]

In Judas Priest's "You've Got Another Thing Comin'", the line "I'm comin' on you" gets me every time.

[onduvalst]

Highway Star - Deep Purple

Nobody gonna take my girl
Im gonna keep her to the end
Nobody gonna have my girl
She stays close on every bend
Oooh shes a killing machine
Shes got everything
Like a moving mouth body control
And everything

I love her I need her
I seed her(wtf)
Yeah she turns me on
Alright hold on tight

[monkeyfish]

The Greatest Man who ever Lived, right?

You try to play cool like you just don't care
But soon I'll be playing in your underwear
I'm like the mage with the magic spell
You come like a dog when I ring your bell (what?)

[thedoorsdk]

All the Judas Priest songs are packed with references to S&M. I mean, two of the songs even spell it out for you in the titles (Pain and Pleasure, Take These Chains). Only Halford can make "you keep me tied up like a slave" and "i'm gonna suffer for your love" sound macho.

[Indraco]

All the Judas Priest songs are packed with references to S&M. I mean, two of the songs even spell it out for you in the titles (Pain and Pleasure, Take These Chains). Only Halford can make "you keep me tied up like a slave" and "i'm gonna suffer for your love" sound macho.

For me the fact that it came from Halford makes it even more disturbing. I really don't want to think about what he gets up to in his personal life.

[Captain_Cool]

I hate all american rejects, but how the hell does that translate to sexual it means "what feeling are going on in her head"


Anyways Coheed & Cambria's Ten Speed (of God's Blood and Burial) always makes me laugh after I accedentally sung a verse "In her vision I have given countless head" by mistake.

[woofmix]

Run To The Hills

Raping the women?

[monkeyfish]

The Perfect Drug:
You make me hard when I'm all soft inside

I always thought Vaseline was kinda hinting towards it:
You'll see the look and you'll see the lies
You'll eat the lies and you will

Like the girl he's singing about will fall for some jerkward. :(

[simmias]

"I must have hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, eh kid?"
"And I thought they smelled bad... on the outside!"
"Luke, at that speed do you think you can pull out in time?"
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

Oh, wait, wrong game.

[Indraco]

Run To The Hills

Raping the women?

While rape does involve sex, the song as a whole is definitely not about sex, and I think in this case it's more about the violence. Still, a good catch for people who are using this thread as a blacklist of songs not to yet young Timmy sing.


I hate all american rejects, but how the hell does that translate to sexual it means "what feeling are going on in her head"


You know you're probably very right. I think I had a mental block at the time, and for the life of me couldn't see the obvious clean, and probably more correct, interpretation. (I'm pretty certain I temporraily forgot that feelings can be emotional and not just physical, I should seek help).

Dirty Little Secret as a whole still wins points for being about an affair, but I think I will take the lyrics off the list.

[JPSChampagne]

I'm guessing nobody in this thread DL'd "Beetlebum".

"She'll suck your thumb, she'll make you come"

[whypick1]

"Roxanne" - It's about a hooker. If this is news to you....
"Queen *****" - Loose women and horny men

[tepidshark]

Very good point, missed this one since I haven't purchased it. (yet)

Stone Temple Pilots - Sex Type Thing
I know you want whats on my mind
I know you like whats on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know, you know, you know, you know

I am a man, a man
Ill give ya somethin that ya wont forget
I said ya shouldnt have worn that dress
I said ya shouldnt have worn that dress

I know you want whats on my mind
I know you like whats on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know, you know, you know, you know

Here I come, I come, I come


Keep 'em coming.

Every line in Sex Type Thing can have a "that's what (s)he said" come after it.

Also, I would like to add a couple:
Don't Cha Stop by The Cars

Don't cha stop, don't cha stop, don't cha stop, don't cha stop.
If it makes you feel good.

Pleasure (Pleasure) by Bang Camaro (I mean it is kinda in the title already)

We don't care as long as you come tonight.

Crushcrushcrush by Paramore

Nothing compares to a quiet evening alone.
Just the one two.

It Hurts by Angels & Airwaves

How did I let her inside?
We're dripping of sweat, I'm feeling alright

Plus, Go With The Flow by Queens of the Stone Age is supposely about masterbation, and then there is Bang A Gong (Get It On) by T.Rex which is pretty self explanitory.

[packerfan8675309]

wow, i never realized all this sexual innuendo

[Indraco]

"Roxanne" - It's about a hooker. If this is news to you....


Yeah, I was seriously considering adding it, but it didn't have any standout juicy lyrics, and I figured everyone already knew it was about a hooker. Still for those who didn't. Now you know. (Hopefully you can guess this hooker's name. Hint: it starts with an 'R' and ends with a 'xanne')


"Queen *****" - Loose women and horny men

David Bowie - Queen *****
Now she's leading him on
And she'll lay him right down
But it could have been me
Yes, it could have been me
Why didn't I say,
Why didn't I say, no, no, no





Also, I would like to add a couple:
Don't Cha Stop by The Cars
Don't cha stop, don't cha stop, don't cha stop, don't cha stop.
If it makes you feel good.

Wow, nice catch, the whole song is pretty bad, I feel the need to post more of it:
Don't Cha Stop - The Cars

Right here I'd like to melt inside of you
Right here you kiss is totally new
Right here your hands are soft and creamy
Right here your mouth is wet and dreamy

And it's just what I like
So dim down the light
(don't cha stop don't cha stop) x2
If it makes you feel good
(don't cha stop don't cha stop) x4

Your rhapsody is blowing my cool-ool
Your fantasies there written for fools
Your long black hair tickles my skin skin
It feels so luscious come on do it again, oh yeah



Pleasure (Pleasure) by Bang Camaro (I mean it is kinda in the title already)

We don't care as long as you come tonight.


Another good catch



Crushcrushcrush by Paramore

Nothing compares to a quiet evening alone.
Just the one two.


I looked at this song, but I couldn't quite decide if it was blatantly sexual or just more standard relationship stuff. The "one two" part doesn't quite make sense to me though, might be something there I'm missing. Here's more of the lyrics for anyone else who wants to comment:

Nothing compares to a quiet evening alone
Just the one, two I was just counting on
That never happened
I guess I'm dreaming again
Let's be more than this



It Hurts by Angels & Airwaves

How did I let her inside?
We're dripping of sweat, I'm feeling alright


Ooh, very good catch as well, this song totally fits the bill.



and then there is Bang A Gong (Get It On) by T.Rex which is pretty self explanitory.

But it's always fun to post the lyrics anyways =)

Bang a Gong - T.Rex
Well you dance when you walk
So let's dance, take a chance, understand me
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl

Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on - ow

[karaokefreak]

The Jets: Are you gonna be my girl


So 1, 2, 3, take my hand and come with me
because you look so fine
and i really wanna make you mine.

I say you look so fine
that I really wanna make you mine.

Oh, 4,5,6 c'mon and get your kicks
now you dont need that money
when you look like that, do ya honey.

Big black boots,
long brown hair,
she's so sweet
with her get back stare.

Well I could see,
you home with me,
but you were with another man, yea!
I know we,
ain't got much to say,
before I let you get away, yea!
I said, are you gonna be my girl?

[RockBandRocker]

2 of the David Bowie songs are all about having sex with guys.

"Moonage Daydream" = "The church of man love is such a holy place to be"
"Queen *****" = The "character" in the song wants to f**k the guy that the drag queen brought home

"Cherry Bomb" = The "wild girl"

"Girls Who Play Guitars" = In my opinion the lyrics are about a couple of g** guys gossiping about this chick. "It's her life and her life is worth living", "We used to talk about boys with missing spines", "I could be who you wanted in the dark", "When you lie on my bed and you label me your friend".


Pretty much with rock music lyrics there will either be a reference to sex or drugs. :)

Also, "Moving In Stereo" is just a cruel addition to the game because anybody who has seen Fast TImes At Ridgemont High will hear that song and automatically envision Phoebe Cates topless. :p

[Indraco]

"Girls Who Play Guitars" = In my opinion the lyrics are about a couple of g** guys gossiping about this chick. "It's her life and her life is worth living", "We used to talk about boys with missing spines", "I could be who you wanted in the dark", "When you lie on my bed and you label me your friend".


Hmm... I wasn't sure about this one either. I seem to think that it's about a guy who wants to be with this girl, but she sort of ignores him while living her wild life and only likes him as a friend.

When you lie on my bed and you label me your friend
Don't you know how much that hurts?
You could pretend and I wouldn't know
I could be who you wanted in the dark

(I want to be more than just friends, can't you just pretend to like me. Please, give me a chance, I can satisfy your needs.)

What I'm not sure about though is the 'we' in all the 'we used to...' lines. I'm leaning towards it being him and the girl, and now he's sad that they've grown apart while she goes off and does her thing. But I also could see it as being him and his buddies talking.

[asdfghjk]

I'm so glad no one's mentioned it, maybe no one's dl'd it. Thank God.

It's the most obvious one, NIN's the collector. What a stupid song.

I'm gonna open my mouth wide
I'm trying to fit it all inside
I'm a big boy and I'll
swallow it all
swallow it all
swallow it all

[Add-Rock44]

David Bowie - "Suffragette City"

(Hey man) Well, she's a total blam blam
She said she had to squeeze it but she... and then she...

and

(Hey man) Droogie don't crash here
There's only room for one and here she comes, here she comes

[herbmanj]

say it ain't so -weezer

"feels good inside". one time we were playing this and someone said thats what she said and we all started laughing so hard

[Captain_Cool]

Queens of The Stone Age - "Sick, Sick, Sick"

Young, dumb, don't see a problem
Bloodshot stare like a hoodlum
Simple as this - I'm in love with the risk
I know what I've done
But tell me what did I miss?
Please don't save something
Waste not, save nothing
Loose the halo no need to resist
A lick on the lips and my grip on your hips

Sick, Sick, Sick
Don't resist
Sick, Sick, Sick
Don't Resist

First thing we succumb to
Shout, erase, and undo
Days are unreleased if there's no release
Please just let me do whatever fits you
Make something, make someone
Beg on a knee, baby, baby please
Pout your bottom lip
While cracking the whip
You know what we want is candy to come to

Sick, Sick, Sick
Don't Resist
Sick, Sick, Sick
Don't Resist

A total eclipse
In the teeth of the risk
The tounge is a twist
Perpetual bliss
Forever midnight
Forever midnight
Forever midnight
Foreveeeerrrrrr.....

Sick, Sick Sick (I'm gonna take)
Don't resist (I don't wanna change)
Sick, Sick, Sick (I'm gonna take)
Don't Resist (I don't wanna change)

[asdfghjk]

ROFL YOU ARE SICK!!!!!!

I sang queen ***** a ton of times, heard it soooo many times and of course I

assumed it was about Bowie being jealous of the man that the "queen *****" took home, not jealous of the queen ***** for taking him home you SICKO!

The rest of the song he talks about her, not the guy! You're so ***!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOL!

just messing with you......

thinking about bowie though, who knows? you're probably right.... gross!!!

[asdfghjk]

EW! I just read the lyrics to that bowie song and you're right!:confused:

He makes it seem like it's the woman... until the very last verse! Gross!:eek:

That is hilarious though!

[thibest78]

Garbage - I Think I'm Paranoid:

Bend me, break me
Anyway you need me
All I want is you
Bend me, break me
Breaking down is easy
All I want is you

[RockBandRocker]

Queens Of The Stone Age - "Little Sister"

Hey sister why you all alone?
I'm standing out your window
Hey little sister, can I come inside, dear?

I wanna show you all my love
I wanna be the only one
I know you like nobody ever, baby

Little sister can't you find another way
No more livin life behind a shadow

You whisper secrets in my ear
Slowly dancing cheek to cheek
It's such a sweet thing when you open up, baby

They say I'll only do you wrong
We come together cause I understand
Just who you really are, baby



These lyrics are just...disturbing :eek:

[AxlVanHagar]

Fun thread. Well done OP.

Surprised no one has mentioned Epic by Faith No More. While never confirmed by Patton or the band that song has long been considered to be Mike Patton's ode to masturbation.

Can you feel it, see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast
And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass
It's so cool, it's so hip, it's alright
It's so groovy, it's outta sight
You can touch it, smell it, taste it so sweet
But it makes no difference cuz it knocks you off your feet
You want it all but you can't have it
It's cryin', bleedin', lying on the floor
So you lay down on it and you do it some more
You've got to share it, so you dare it
Then you bare it and you tear it
You want it all but you can't have it
It's in your face but you can't grab it
It's alive, afraid, a lie, a sin
It's magic, it's tragic, it's a loss, it's a win
It's dark, it's moist, it's a bitter pain
It's sad it happened and it's a shame
You want it all but you can't have it
It's in your face but you can't grab it
What is it?
It's it
What is it?...

[asdfghjk]

Black Sabbath's War Pigs:

now in darkness, world stops turning
as the war machine keeps burning
no more war pigs have the power
hand of God has struck the hour
day of judgement, God is calling
on their knees, the war pigs crawling
begging mercy for their sins
Satan, laughing, spreads his wings
oh Lord yeah
/tasty riff

Oh wait... that's not sexual, that's just awesome. nvm

[WhiffleBallTony]

I'm pretty sure DWTN is about masturbation...

After to posting this, it has come to my attention that you are debating Trent Reznor's musical capabilities. All I have to say is that many, many musical genius's don't play instruments live. Just throwing that out there.

[asdfghjk]

lol, it seems everyone here is convinced that every song is about masturbation. I'm not even going to guess if date with the night is though, but I had fun going through the songs in my head to try to figure out what DWTN was thanks :)

EDIT: Ew, you may actually be right too... maybe a little self-asphixiation (sp?) to go with the fingerbanging?! choke, choke, choke, choke, choke? Nasty!

[David2380]

I think def. sex type thing

[Indraco]

I think it's about time this thread came back on topic with some Pixies

The Pixies - Hey
Hey
Been trying to meet you
Hey
Must be a devil between us
Or whores in my head
Whores at my door
Whores in my bed
But hey
Where
Have you
Been if you go i will surely die
We're chained

The Pixies - No 13, Baby
Standing in her chinos shirt pulled off clean
Gotta tattooed t*t say number 13

[Zoop]

Sex Type Thing is about rape. The entire song Date with the Night is about sex/oral sex, from my gatherings (and it is incredibly hot).

[buckethead12]

little sister is about the girl member that was in qotsa in the 90's. she was raped and stabbed. the song is about the killers point of view.

dani california
california,rest in peice
simaltaneous release
california, to her knees
shes our priestess
im her priest
yeaeyea.

its about ganbangin

[monkeyfish]

Flirtin' With Disaster is about going out with a girl who has AIDS. At least I think it is. Or maybe it's about the pleasures of the female species while driving.

Should I Stay or Should I Go could be about a third party in a relationship. The guy could either leave the girl to her assault, or he can stay and have an even bigger fight? I dunno.

Buddy Holly is about roleplaying.

You Got Another Thing Coming is...obvious. :)

[Shaodan]

Hmm, doesn't the morality squad have enough fun, banning our games or ramping up the age limits, without us pointing stuff out to them? :P

[rockbandrocker123321]

The Greatest Man who ever Lived, right?

You try to play cool like you just don't care
But soon I'll be playing in your underwear
I'm like the mage with the magic spell
You come like a dog when I ring your bell (what?)


You got the hots to ride on my plane

[Indraco]

Turns out The Cars have the perfect lyrics to describe this thread.

The Cars - Bye Bye Love
I can't feel this way much longer
Expecting to survive
With all these hidden innuendoes
Just waiting to arrive

[lankyyanky]

The Jets: Are you gonna be my girl


So 1, 2, 3, take my hand and come with me
because you look so fine
and i really wanna make you mine.

I say you look so fine
that I really wanna make you mine.

Oh, 4,5,6 c'mon and get your kicks
now you dont need that money
when you look like that, do ya honey.

Big black boots,
long brown hair,
she's so sweet
with her get back stare.

Well I could see,
you home with me,
but you were with another man, yea!
I know we,
ain't got much to say,
before I let you get away, yea!
I said, are you gonna be my girl?

you dont count because you called them the jets... in fact thats not even close... theres no "the" and its not plural

[ReverseEngineer]

"The Jets"

I like that. Who knew that football team could play rock music!

[ReverseEngineer]

You come like a dog when I ring your bell (what?)

pavlov.
look him up, it's a pretty cliched reference.

[Quinarvy]

Just What I Needed --- The Cars

"I needed someone to bleed"

Eh, my attempt at adding to this eye-opening thread.

[asdfghjk]

lol, way to twist the lyrics of dani slightly to make it possibly sick, you're disgusting!

I love this thread.

[DStone39]

Wow... I never realized how many innuendoes there are in Rock Band...

Does it make me bad person for liking to sing about half of these songs?

[Han Daimond]

So, now every song is about sex?

[woofmix]

So, now every song is about sex?


yes

Ride The Lightning- Define lightning :eek:


jk jk

[Jimmik]

4 words:

I'M COMING ON YOU!

[BlackChristAcid777]

I am so surprised that no one has mentioned this one.

Creep by Radiohead
I don't if it hurts
I wanna have control

She's running out the door
She's running out
She run, run, run
RUN

First part is self-explanatory
Second part is talking about a girl running away from sex or rape [I think]

[rifteroftime]

Hey by the Pixies fits this topic well:

"Hey
Been trying to meet you
Hey
Must be a devil between us
Or whores in my head
Whores at my door
Whores in my bed
But hey
Where have you been
If you go I will surely die
Were chained

Uh said the man to the lady
Uh said the lady to the man she adored
And the whores like a choir
Go uh all night
And Mary ain't you tired of this
Uh is the sound
That the mother makes when the baby breaks
Were chained"

[ReverseEngineer]

most of the Doolittle album will fit.

[whypick1]

Creep by Radiohead


I think you're overthinking that one. Creep seems to be a fairly straightforward song about a guy who wants a girl but knows he can't have her because he's a loser. The control part is probably about his desires, and the running part is her reacting to his advances.

It also happens to be a song about reminding the guitar player how much they suck at alt-strumming.

[ReverseEngineer]

It also happens to be a song about reminding the guitar player how much they suck at alt-strumming.

or the drummer how much they suck at certain sixteenth-note bass kicks.

[asdfghjk]

lol, "ride the lightning" mean to die in an electric chair. Haven't you ever read the Green Mile?

[asdfghjk]

I think you're overthinking that one. Creep seems to be a fairly straightforward song about a guy who wants a girl but knows he can't have her because he's a loser. The control part is probably about his desires, and the running part is her reacting to his advances.

It also happens to be a song about reminding the guitar player how much they suck at alt-strumming.

I don't know... he is after all a creep and a weirdo, maybe that guy was right.... And if he's not it's okay, every song is being perverted in here, even dani california into a gangbang.

[asdfghjk]

OH YEAH, DUH!

Sprode. Something like "we love our fans, you're the best, get undressed" or something.

Sorry for the triple post or w/e

[whypick1]

Well, at least you stopped trolling the thread (was it something I said?).

[Indraco]

OH YEAH, DUH!

Sprode. Something like "we love our fans, you're the best, get undressed" or something.

Sorry for the triple post or w/e

Freezepop - Sprode
To our crazy fans
We wrote this song
Especially for you
It's for everything you do
You are the best
Now get undressed
You are the cutest fans by far
You took a risk
And bought our disc
You play it loudly in your car
...
So throw your undies on the stage.
No wait
You're underage.

(Btw, I am willing to comply with any and all orders from Liz Enthusiasm to get undressed.)



Well, at least you stopped trolling the thread (was it something I said?).

Please, let the past be the past. We're all here to have fun discussing sex.

[vandalizemenow00]

"Hey"-Pixies. Must be a devil between us or whores in my head, whores, doors, whores in my bed but hey, where have you been."

Later in the song "and Mary and too tired for this UHHHH"

The Greatest Man That Ever Lived-Weezer
"Your sitting there playing cool like you just don't care, soon I'll be playing in your underware, I'm like the mage with the magic spell, you COME LIKE A DOG WHEN I RING YOUR BELL"

[C-Weiner]

Buddy Holly is about roleplaying.

Buddy Holly is about an Asian Girl Rivers like at the time. He was made fun of. Here's some lyrics:

What's with these homies, dissing my girl?
Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?
Woo-hoo, but you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time

Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit
You need a guardian

There you go

[panch321]

Did no one download the NIN pack? Cause march of the pigs is seriously lacking here >.>

"i want a little bit, i want a piece of it, i think he's losing it
i wanna watch it come down
don't like the look of it, don't like the taste of it, don't like the smell of it
i wanna watch it come down

all the pigs are all lined up
i give you all that you want
take the skin and peel it back
now doesn't it make you feel better?

shove it up inside, surprise, lies
stains like the blood on your teeth
bite, chew, suck"

and then repeat the chorus :P

[TheJesus]

4 words:

I'M COMING ON YOU!

Did no one catch this?

And also, somebody mentioned like 2 lines from Weezer - Say It Ain't So. I beg to differ, alot of it is quite sexual IMO.

Flip on the tele'
Wrestle with Jimmy
Something is bubbling
Behind my back
The bottle is ready to blow
(Honestly now, how could no one think that's sexual?)

I can't confront you
I never could do
That which might hurt you
So try and be cool
When I say
This way is a waterslide away from me that takes you further every day (hey)
So be cool
(Yeah, just slide it on in there with some water, ROFL)

Like father, stepfather, the son is drowning in the flood
(This one was just kinda creepy, lol)

Anyways, I was surprised no one caught that one right away.

[numberofthebeast666]

sex type thing

[buckethead12]

yay!but umm thats not the actual lyrics for brainpower. still pretty funny. also pretty much any NIN song is about sex considering there industrial/sex rock lol.also won't get fooled again isnt really about sex, but a guy who keeps tellin a girl hes leaving her and then gettin back with again.

[Verditude]

I'm pretty sure Sex Type Thing takes the cake for most sexual lyrics.

[asdfghjk]

Did no one catch this?

And also, somebody mentioned like 2 lines from Weezer - Say It Ain't So. I beg to differ, alot of it is quite sexual IMO.

Flip on the tele'
Wrestle with Jimmy
Something is bubbling
Behind my back
The bottle is ready to blow
(Honestly now, how could no one think that's sexual?)

I can't confront you
I never could do
That which might hurt you
So try and be cool
When I say
This way is a waterslide away from me that takes you further every day (hey)
So be cool
(Yeah, just slide it on in there with some water, ROFL)

Like father, stepfather, the son is drowning in the flood
(This one was just kinda creepy, lol)

Anyways, I was surprised no one caught that one right away.

:eek: I really hope you're joking! You have to be sick to think of it like that! It's obviously about him upset that his dad drinks, he's not having sex with him!

Some people here just have the sickest minds!

EDIT: you did make this thread tons times better though, you beat the guy who made dani look like a gangbang

[TuesdaysGone]

OH YEAH, DUH!

Sprode. Something like "we love our fans, you're the best, get undressed" or something.

Sorry for the triple post or w/e

Sprode has the line

"So throw your undies on the stage
No wait, you're underage"

At least, I think that's how it goes.

[asdfghjk]

I'm pretty sure Sex Type Thing takes the cake for most sexual lyrics.

No, it goes to that stupid the collector

[TuesdaysGone]

The Greatest Man who ever Lived, right?

You try to play cool like you just don't care
But soon I'll be playing in your underwear
I'm like the mage with the magic spell
You come like a dog when I ring your bell (what?)

....aaaaaaaaaaand I'm glad I didn't download that song... very weird.

[asdfghjk]

Sprode has the line

"So throw your undies on the stage
No wait, you're underage"

At least, I think that's how it goes.

yeah, that too, someone's already posted the whole song's lyrics... this thread is getting kind of gayer too, everyone's posting crap that's already been said... TG for whoever mentioned "say it aint so", thread saver.

[NeoBasch]

I'm so glad no one's mentioned it, maybe no one's dl'd it. Thank God.

It's the most obvious one, NIN's the collector. What a stupid song.

I'm gonna open my mouth wide
I'm trying to fit it all inside
I'm a big boy and I'll
swallow it all
swallow it all
swallow it all

I was just going to put this down. Is it just me or does it sound like he is being forced to... yeah. Maybe I'm just going about it all wrong, but I can't shake the idea. Plus, there is more sexual dialogue in the song. Or am I thinking of March of the Pigs. You know... I really wonder about NIN sometimes. Good songs, though. :D


Did no one download the NIN pack? Cause march of the pigs is seriously lacking here >.>

"i want a little bit, i want a piece of it, i think he's losing it
i wanna watch it come down
don't like the look of it, don't like the taste of it, don't like the smell of it
i wanna watch it come down

all the pigs are all lined up
i give you all that you want
take the skin and peel it back
now doesn't it make you feel better?

shove it up inside, surprise, lies
stains like the blood on your teeth
bite, chew, suck"

and then repeat the chorus :P

Umm... yeah. Was NIN always like this? Wow, I don't think there is any other way you can take that. He must've been singing about sex.

[CPT_Destroyer]

God, you people are ****ing ******ed.

According to you guys, they should have renamed the game Rape Band.

[whypick1]

God, you people are ****ing ******ed.

According to you guys, they should have renamed the game Rape Band.

Amen.

Mods, this thread's begging for a lock. Repeats aplenty, stupid people who keep misinterpreting the same things (for the people pointing out "The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived" please read (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_conditioning#Pavlov.27s_experiment) and STFU), asdfghjk's persistent trolling despite being proven wrong, etc., etc., etc.

Seriously people, it's "sex, drugs and rock and roll" for a reason. Deal with it.

[asdfghjk]

[QUOTE=whypick1;810353]Amen.

Mods, this thread's begging for a lock. Repeats aplenty, stupid people who keep misinterpreting the same things (for the people pointing out "The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived" please read (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_conditioning#Pavlov.27s_experiment) and STFU), asdfghjk's persistent trolling despite being proven wrong, etc., etc., etc.



Uh....... Since when in this thread has anyone even tried to argue with me and why would they?

I didn't say anything that would induce an argument.

And you seem to be the only one who thinks I'm trolling, where have I trolled?

I really think you're talking about someone else, if not give examples (no wait, just one)

...The only time anyone's even addressed me is to correct the freezepop's lyrics that I posted.

And I said "or something like that" after some really vague line from the song, I knew it wasn't exact.

And why should this thread be locked just b/c you don't like it? Your favorite songs being perverted or something? Deal with it.

[asdfghjk]

Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure you're confusing me with somone else, I figured out what happened.

Some guy said creep was sexual and you said that it wasn't, then I replied to

you and you assumed I was the guy who said creep was sexual.

No, that wasn't me and in my response I only said it didn't matter b/c every

song was being turned into something sexual and that he had reason to say what he did.

It wasn't as far-fetched as some people's interpretations! I can't see why you wouldn't like this thread.

[whypick1]

Hmm, it seems a lot of posts got deleted from this thread (for good reason). I'd rather not dig up what happened, but if for some reason you can't remember what you wrote, feel free to PM me.

edit: And no, it wasn't about "Creep", it was about NIN.

[asdfghjk]

That wasn't deleted, it was just quoted on the last page. You're thinking of an entirely different thread, the one where I bashed TR and wasn't proven wrong at all.

Someone saying he plays instruments live isn't proof, look on youtube, NO HE DOESN'T.

I'm not going to continue to hate on him, I've cleared up everything I meant and why I said it. I'll link you to it.

EDIT: this is where the TR hate is at: http://www.rockband.com/forums/showthread.php?t=60164&page=3

No one has proven TR's talent by a long shot, I like dumb music too, but I don't say it's genius and they're the most talented

people in the world. No one came close to proving me wrong, resorting to lies I think does the opposite.

Just to clear things up here too: I DON'T HATE HIM, I HATE HIS DUMB FANBOYS CLAIMING HE'S MORE TALENTED THAN MOST.

[whypick1]

Hmm, I could've sworn it was this thread and I had posted vidoes of him playing guitar live, but I'm just going to drop it.

To get back on topic...ok, I don't actually have any new ones.

[Purist]

Jimmy Buffet - Cheeseburger in Paradise
If you don't know what a "Cheeseburger in Paradise" is, look it up on Urban Dictionary.

Ok, those last two were jokes.

Wait now, I've seen some ****'s that look like cheeseburgers.

[Indraco]

Hmm, I could've sworn it was this thread and I had posted vidoes of him playing guitar live, but I'm just going to drop it.

To get back on topic...ok, I don't actually have any new ones.

Well, then to get back on topic I bring us a new entry from Trapt.

Who's Going Home With You Tonight - Trapt
Don't think we ever really got it right (Got it right)
Both you and I have always kept it bottled up inside
Can you show me what it feels like? (Feels like)
To give yourself away (Why can't I hold on?)

There's no one around who picks me up when I'm down,
Like you do (Why can't I hold on?)
And when you can't hear a sound will the silence melt you too?

Who's going home with you tonight?
Was it real or am I part of your collection?
Have you crossed the line?
Who's going home with you tonight?
Oh I feel that you're an open invitation
Is this how we say goodbye?

All in all, a bit more focused on relationship issues than pure sex, but at least for me, I got the impression that if anyone is going to get to do her, he wants it to be him.

And we also have:

The Rocker - Vesuvius
All dressed up
And out on the streets
Turning tricks
Is just a part of your scene
Working all night long
Trying to make a better day

Seems the song is about him wanting to save a girl from a life of prostituion and deliver her to the Promised Land


OT: (asdfghjk did post remarks about TR in this thread, I remember it clearly. He posted lyrics from The Collector and then made disparaging remarks about TR's talent and sexuality which sparked a huge off-topic debate. It looks like some mod was nice enough to do some house cleaning though and changed his original post to only have the lyrics then deleted all the OT replies. Now let us never speak of this again in this thread. Never, ever, never again.)



Wait now, I've seen some ****'s that look like cheeseburgers.

I'm not going to ask, cause I'm having a hard enough time holding off the mental images already.

[KingMob4313]

I'm so glad no one's mentioned it, maybe no one's dl'd it. Thank God.

It's the most obvious one, NIN's the collector. What a stupid song.

I'm gonna open my mouth wide
I'm trying to fit it all inside
I'm a big boy and I'll
swallow it all
swallow it all
swallow it all

Yeah, that's about the strongest one. I once got that and "Another Thing Coming" in the same random set. We called it 'the homosexual sex pack'.

[asdfghjk]

No, wait, ABSOLUTELY NO FLAMING OR TROLLING OR EVEN HATING:

PLEEEEEEEASE post the vid of him playing guitar live, PLEASE.

I swear I'll never say anything even remotely bad about him again, not even that he's overrated.

....And no, dude, it's another thread, I posted it here, NOTHING was deleted in it. Trust me I know.

I'm not the person who was most obnoxious either and I'm sorry if I seemed to be anywhere close.

And lol, yeah I once had the collector and moonage daydream in the same setlist and thought the same thing! "What's this, the *** pride concert?"

Take no offense, please....

[Verditude]

No, wait, ABSOLUTELY NO FLAMING OR TROLLING OR EVEN HATING:

PLEEEEEEEASE post the vid of him playing guitar live, PLEASE.

I swear I'll never say anything even remotely bad about him again, not even that he's overrated.

....And no, dude, it's another thread, I posted it here, NOTHING was deleted in it. Trust me I know.

I'm not the person who was most obnoxious either and I'm sorry if I seemed to be anywhere close.

And lol, yeah I once had the collector and moonage daydream in the same setlist and thought the same thing! "What's this, the *** pride concert?"

Take no offense, please....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dESgnu41tl0

OK, it's short, but that's Trent Reznor at a concert playing guitar. Now shut up so we can get back to discussing the topic.

Tell Me Baby seems like it would have semi-sexual lyrics. Does it actually?

[whypick1]

Your Wish (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRyshAQ1r80) is my command. This would make an awesome RB track too, but probably won't happen because of the lyrics.

edit: Gleaning over Tell Me Baby's lyrics (http://www.lyricsandsongs.com/song/652351.html)....I haven't the foggiest clue.

[asdfghjk]

Yeah, Dani California too, lol, no not really.

I wouldn't say so anyway, but I'm sure some people here might like the lyrics: "I'll move you like a baritone" or (later) "3 fingers in the honeycomb" enough to post them... lol

[ftmsanchez]

I think some of the posts on here are fairly pathetic, especially some quoting different phrases using the word "come" as sexual innuendos. In Pleasure (Pleasure) when it says "We don't care as long as you come tonight", sure when isolated it may sound a tad bit dirty but when you look at it in the context of the song it's about wanting the kids to come out to the shows.

Context, people. Context.

[art.is.resistance]

March of the Pigs isn't about sex.. Read up on The Downward Spiral. It'll make sense then.

[T00LSH3D111]

One of the most unnecessary threads I've seen in a while. Rock already gets enough controversy about sexual-lyrics, so is a thread pointing out sexual lyrics really needed?

[dpuza]

YES. I came in here because of My Sharona. I knew the tune, but not the lyrics, until I played that as vocalist. I think my jaw dropped as I read them, and I know my score dropped from laughing so much. EDIT: It's not even innuendo...

Thanks Weird Al. MY BOLOGNA!

[Indraco]

I think some of the posts on here are fairly pathetic, especially some quoting different phrases using the word "come" as sexual innuendos. In Pleasure (Pleasure) when it says "We don't care as long as you come tonight", sure when isolated it may sound a tad bit dirty but when you look at it in the context of the song it's about wanting the kids to come out to the shows.

Context, people. Context.

Yeah, I agree, some things are out of context in this thread, but that's only to be expected. Although I do think "Here I come, I come, I come" in Sex Type Thing is meant to have a dual meaning.


One of the most unnecessary threads I've seen in a while. Rock already gets enough controversy about sexual-lyrics, so is a thread pointing out sexual lyrics really needed?

Is any thread really necessary. The point isn't to stir up controversy. It's just to have a bit of fun.


And now with RB 2 a bunch more songs have been added to the fire. Wonder if there will be any edits to the beginning of this one:

Alanis Morissette - You Oughta Know
I want you to know, that I'm happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you both
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me
Would she go down on you in a theater

and of course Aqualung joins My Sharona in the "Songs for Pedos" club.

Jethro Tull - Aqualung
Sitting on a park bench
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run.

[tuck420]

One song I've yet to see mentioned that is pretty ridiculously blantant is "I Need A Miracle" from the Grateful Dead.

3rd Verse until the end:

I need a woman 'bout twice my weight
A ton of fun who packs a gun with all her freight
Find her in a sideshow leave her in L.A.
Ride her like a surfer running on a tidal wave.

It takes dynamite to get me up
Too much of everything is just enough
One more thing I just got to say
I need a miracle every day,

Partially not even innuendo, pretty blatant. But it still cracks me up (and leaves me a little uncomfortable) when I sing it, which isn't very often since I don't like the song very much.

[HeyRiles]

Date with the Night:

...We're sweating in the winter
With our thighs squeezed tight...

That, and the orgasm noises at the very end, and the orgasm noises you actually sing in the middle

[T-Hybrid]

One of the most unnecessary threads I've seen in a while. Rock already gets enough controversy about sexual-lyrics, so is a thread pointing out sexual lyrics really needed?
Nope. Especially when they refer to such vauge ones as "You make me hard, when Im all soft inside"

How is that sexual? Because he used "hard"? *pfft*

[Hamsterhitman]

OH YEAH, DUH!

Sprode. Something like "we love our fans, you're the best, get undressed" or something.

Sorry for the triple post or w/e

Freezepop has fans?

[wrldindstries302]

Nope. Especially when they refer to such vauge ones as "You make me hard, when Im all soft inside"

How is that sexual? Because he used "hard"? *pfft*

It's just about having a little fun. No problem with that.

And it's pretty blatantly obvious that that line in The Perfect Drug is supposed to sound sexual, especially with the gap in the middle of the line:

"You make me haaard...

when I'm all soft inside"

[art.is.resistance]

Also, I saw Go With The Flow mentioned earlier in this thread. I'm pretty sure I read that it's about having sex with a girl while she's on her period..

:eek:

[85ftw]

Even with a T rating, Rock Band is still Rock Band.

And thus, based on genre who's very name came from a double entendre (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_and_roll#Origins_of_the_phrase), you all know what's waiting in (some? most? all?) of the lyrics.

So come, list the lyrics from Rock Band songs that you find most laden with innuendo, sexual or otherwise. But please, try to keep it clean. I would like this thread to last at least a little while before getting locked for indecency. Just remember, this is a thread examining artists' intentions. It can also be a forum for the issue of how silly ESRB censorship is since it is so picky about tiny words, but often uncaring about massive connotations. Additionally, this is an attempt to get people to examine and respect the intricacy of lyrics they might otherwise not have noticed. Finally this can be serve as a warning list for people who only want songs with "family friendly" lyrics.


There I think that should give this thread enough "merit" (it's artistic, yo), so now let's get down to posting about all the sex hidden in this game.

Here are some starters:

The Knack - My Sharona
Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...

Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.
Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona.
Keeping it a mystery gets to me
Running down the length of my thighs, Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...

When you gonna give it to me, give it to me.
It is just a matter of time Sharona
Is it just destiny, destiny?
Or is it just a game in my mind, Sharona?
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...
(That's right, the whole song deserves to get posted)

Maxïmo Park - Girls Who Play Guitars
When you lie on my bed and you label me your friend
Don't you know how much that hurts?
You could pretend and I wouldn't know
I could be who you wanted in the dark
...
She goes and she gets drunk
She gets off
She goes and she gives in
She goes and she gets drunk
She gets off
She goes and she gives in

Nine Inch Nails - The Perfect Drug
You make me hard, when Im all soft inside
I see the truth, when Im all stupid eyed
(Admittedly, this is pretty tame for NIN. It's got nothing on Closer.)

Weezer - Troublemaker
And people will crane necks
To get a glimpse of me
And see if I am having a sex.
(This one isn't even a euphamism! I'm highly amused this made it in this week.)

Mötley Crüe - Saints of Los Angeles
Redline trippin’ on a land mine, sippin’ at the Troubadour
Girl's passed out naked in the back lounge everybody’s gonna score
She’s all jacked up she’s down on her luck
You want it you need it the devil’s gonna feed it
(I'd be interested in any interepretation that makes this lyric something OTHER than horrible.(As in, oh that poor fictional girl, that's horrible))

Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Date with the Night
I'll set you I'll set it off
I'll set you I'll set it off
I'll set you I'll set it off off
I'll set you I'll set it off
I'll set you I'll set it off
I'll set you I'll set it off
I'll set you I'll set it off off off <orgasm noises>
(I'm afraid I don't really understand many of the lyrics in this one, but the whole song has a very sexual tone. Also, the title seems like it could be a euphamism.)

The Cars - You're all I've Got Tonight
I need you tonight
I don't care if you use me again
I don't care if you abuse me again
You can make me i don't care
You can fake me i don't care
You can love me just about anywhere
it's alright.
I don't want to feel sorry for you
Uou don't have to make believe it's you
You can pump me i don't care
You can bump me i don't care
You can love me just about anywhere
it's alright

The Black Crowes - Hard to Handle
Baby here I am
Im the man on the scene
I can give you what you want
But you gotta come home with me

I have got some good old lovin
And I got some more in store
When I get through throwin it on you
You gotta come back for more

Boys and things that come by the dozen
That aint nothin but drugstore lovin
Hey little thing let me light your candle
cause mama Im sure hard to handle, now,
Gets around

Action speaks louder than words
And Im a man of great experience
I know youve got another man
But I can love you better than him


Blondie - Call Me
Cover me with kisses, baby
Cover me with love
Roll me in designer sheets
I'll never get enough
...
I know what you words can mean
Call me call me any anytime
Call me for a ride
Call me call me for some overtime


Jimmy Buffet - Cheeseburger in Paradise
If you don't know what a "Cheeseburger in Paradise" is, look it up on Urban Dictionary.

GLaDOS - Still Alive -
You just have to listen, it's there.

Ok, those last two were jokes.

There that's a good start, but I know I haven't found them all. In fact, I haven't even touched any of the on-disc songs. (Or band names for that matter. Vagiant, anyone?)

So which songs make you sit up and go "How did they sneak this in?"


why are you complaining they have to censor words that you can't see here like **** **** ass ***** **** **** penis last time i checked sex wasn't on the bad word list its rated T and there is no real song i'm like wow how did they do that

[dpuza]

why are you complaining they have to censor words that you can't see here like **** **** ass ***** **** **** penis last time i checked sex wasn't on the bad word list its rated T and there is no real song i'm like wow how did they do that

Somebody missed the point. Nice use of quotes.

It's just ironic how certain words are censored, while other sexual content or innuendo is just fine apparently. We're mostly just having a laugh.

[Zeleii]

In

La La Love You

You sing

"Shake your butt, not to hard"

[a21schizoidman]

if we get the Beatles ever....


"Come Together
Right Now
Over Me"

sounds like some teen in a porno, lol

[MBarryC]

little sister is about the girl member that was in qotsa in the 90's. she was raped and stabbed. the song is about the killers point of view.

dani california
california,rest in peice
simaltaneous release
california, to her knees
shes our priestess
im her priest
yeaeyea.

its about ganbangin

Where do you come up with this ****?

[Indraco]

Any Way You Want It is more sexual than I realized

Journey - Any Way You Want It
She loves to laugh
She loves to sing
She does everything
She loves to move
She loves to grove
She loves the lovin things

Ooh, all night, all night
Oh, every night
So hold tight, hold tight
Ooh, baby, hold tight

Oh, she said,
Any way you want it
Thats the way you need it


Squeeze wins the "Best use of 'Give the dog a bone' Award" (Context is everything)

Squeeze - Cool For Cats
Shake up at the disco
And I think Ive got a pull
I ask her lots of questions
And she hangs on to the wall
I kiss her for the first time
And then I take her home
Im invited in for coffee
And I give the dog a bone


I really can't decide on what the meaning of De-Luxe is. Anyone have an interpretation?

Lush - De-luxe
I've been waiting on the slide
Suggest I open wide
No incentive to hide
Happy coursing through my veins
Don't even know my name
When I'm up you're coming down

Inside of me, some sight to see
Some sight to feel our earthy bed

When we're wrapped in polythene
What's that supposed to mean
Paper flowers bring me luck
No birds in sight I fear
Stick sticks in you my dear
When I'm up you're coming down

Some say I'm vague
And I'd easily fade
Foolish parade of fantasy

Drink in your eyes
Drink in you sighs
Grass in my thighs my aching legs

[PCTraitor]

Seriously people, it's "sex, drugs and rock and roll" for a reason. Deal with it.

you know the term rock and roll was originally a slang for the act itself and it was applied to the music of the time. So while it's not Rape Band it's almost Sex Band. Rock music is rebellious and sexual rebellion is a huge part of it. Wake up and smell the....well you know.

[wrldindstries302]

if we get the Beatles ever....


"Come Together
Right Now
Over Me"

sounds like some teen in a porno, lol

wait...

are you serious?

[PCTraitor]

Black Hole Sun won't you come and dry up all the rain.
haha just kidding

[Lithium_666]

man i really dont need to be in this thread, i can turn anything sexual, but ill just stay away

[Indraco]

man i really dont need to be in this thread, i can turn anything sexual, but ill just stay away

...ANYTHING? Really? What about "Still Alive"? Or are singing robots like kryptonite to your innuendo power?

[Fausttt]

Im not sure who said "Epic" was about masturbation. I know that's the popular interpretation now, but when it came out it was widely believed to be about losing your virginity. . . lyrics:

Can you feel it, see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast
And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass
It's so cool, it's so hip, it's so right
It's so groovy, it's outta sight
You can touch it, smell it, taste it so sweet
But it makes no difference cuz it knocks you off your feet

You want it all but you can't have it

It's cryin, bleedin, lying on the floor
So you lay down on it and you do it some more
You've got to share it, so you dare it
Then you bare it and you tear it

You want it all but you can't have it
It's in your face but you can't grab it

It's alive, afraid, a lie, a sin
It's magic, it's tragic, it's a loss, it's a win
It's dark, it's moist, it's a bitter pain
It's sad it happened and it's a shame

i don't know, but if you are tearing something when you masturbate. . .you are doing it wrong. I'd say this is fairly clearly about the first sexual act and the pain/excitement/shame/pleasure/guilt that comes along with it.


also Mississippi Queen seems pretty obviously about a guy hooking up with a stripper, having her "teach him everything", and he ends up with her buying her a ton of nice junk.

[NickyStardust]

:eek: I really hope you're joking! You have to be sick to think of it like that! It's obviously about him upset that his dad drinks, he's not having sex with him!

Some people here just have the sickest minds!

EDIT: you did make this thread tons times better though, you beat the guy who made dani look like a gangbang

For real I always thought Say It Ain't So was about alcoholism

[Sveppi]

"I must have hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, eh kid?"
"And I thought they smelled bad... on the outside!"
"Luke, at that speed do you think you can pull out in time?"
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

Oh, wait, wrong game.

Wow, I lol'd...hard

[Ryder77]

I noticed that in one of the songs for Rock Band 2 there is a line in the song You Outta Know and she says something about going down on a guy in a movie theater.

[Rokkstar]

Rock Band is poisoning the youth!! lol

[rylin]

I'm just waiting for Nine Inch Nails - Closer (http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Nine-Inch-Nails/Closer.html) to show up as DLC.
There is most likely not even a single song filthier than Closer.
In fact, I'd go so far as to nominate Closer as a hymn to filth.

[johnnytriplesix]

...i think the creator of this topic wants to play one of his instruments that's NOT included in Rock Band