On October the twenty-fourth, two thousand and seven in the year of our lord, a deed of great evil was committed on the Rock Band community message boards. A seemingly ordinary user by the name of Obnysalt was banished from our great forum by the tyrannical administrators.
Why, you ask? User Obnysalt expressed His love for the video game Rock Band through the depiction of a female body, and the administrators deemed said act of compassion and morality "offensive". What has our world come to when the female figure is not the ultimate symbol of loyalty and passion?
We must rise, Rock Bandians, and prepare ourselves for Obnysalt will return. His return shall be a glorious one, and together we will cleanse the sins of our heathen overlords and lead these boards to the promised land. Obnysalt was banished for your sins. Join me sons and daughters, and perhaps we will be shown mercy in the face of his wrath. Ask yourself WWOD, and he will bestow upon you happiness beyond our meager human comprehension. Believe, my brothers.
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