ways to easily make money

[jordanbeard]

anyone have any recommendations?
I badly need to make about $500 in time for RockBand, I need a 360 (or PS3) and the game...

any fundraising ideas?

[PoncaHills]

sell your kidney!!!!

[IbanezBassist_v2]

Is anyone else going to be playing it with you. If so they may need to chip in.

[lithiumkc]

You could whore yourself out to 50 fat chicks for 10 bucks each.. Or 5 REALLY fat chicks for 100 bucks each.

[thorn_9]

1. sell plasma
2. sell yourself to old needy ppl
3. sell drugs
4. become a pimp and sell others
5. beg on the street or on offramps to the freeway

or
6. GET A JOB! mow a lawn, clean a house, toss some newspapers

I was kidding abou the drug thing but everything else is legit lol

[IbanezBassist_v2]

I was kidding abou the drug thing but everything else is legit lol

Actually prostitution is not legit. Unless of course you're in Vegas or Amsterdam.

[The_Wurm]

oh hell, who needs money when you can just steal everything you need anyways.

[Kutsic]

Donate one of your balls to medical research. You only need one for baby making anyway. And I hear you get quite the handsome sum for it.

Other than that, you can always sell your sperm, put your stuff on ebay, traffic rocks to the community, or...the most obvious of options, get a job lol

[PoncaHills]

Hey i needed $10 for some lunch today, but had $0 in my wallet. Whored myself to two fat chicks for $10 each!!!

now I can eat lunch and buy a pack of brew!!!!

awsome suggestion bro!!!

[Raider87]

Some friends of mine would apply for some kind of experimental testing of new prescription drugs at this Hospital and they would pay from $500 - $1000 for a weekend...
He said they were testing out new headache pills and such and that they weren't at all dangerous, they drug test you first though so you have to be clean...
He said all they did was chill in some room with a bunch of people then sleep

[Transbrak]

Well the easiest idea i can think of involves cheeze whizz, a nine iron, and a rusty ford pinto.

[OneEyeRed]

Some friends of mine would apply for some kind of experimental testing of new prescription drugs at this Hospital and they would pay from $500 - $1000 for a weekend...
He said they were testing out new headache pills and such and that they weren't at all dangerous, they drug test you first though so you have to be clean...
He said all they did was chill in some room with a bunch of people then sleep

Yes, trust pharmaceutical companies. You know they always have your best interest at heart :)

[Keebler]

Sell bodily fluids (blood, semen)
Sell stuff on eBay

[SmokaCola]

1. sell plasma
2. sell yourself to old needy ppl
3. sell drugs
4. become a pimp and sell others
5. beg on the street or on offramps to the freeway

or
6. GET A JOB! mow a lawn, clean a house, toss some salads

I was kidding abou the drug thing but everything else is legit lol

Fixed that for ya ;)

[Jack_Harvard]

Well, you could always sell/trade in your old games and game systems. That's what I'm doing.

[IbanezBassist_v2]

Yes, trust pharmaceutical companies. You know they always have your best interest at heart :)

The topic is "ways to easily make money" not "ways to easily make money safely". Quite being a kill joy! :p

[LZ_Reborn]

This may sound crazy, but getting a job could do the trick!!

[progROCKER]

grow and sell weed.

you'll make 500$ in no time making total profit.
(ie plants grow for 0$ and you can sell the bud for lots of $$$)

please do not ban me :( it was just a suggestion

[IbanezBassist_v2]

grow and sell weed.

you'll make 500$ in no time making total profit.
(ie plants grow for 0$ and you can sell the bud for lots of $$$)

please do not ban me :( it was just a suggestion

First of all, growing these particular plants require alot of money. You can't just use regular incandescent light bulbs. You'd need the fluorescent bulbs for the leafing stage. Soil, fertilizer (not miracle grow), pots, 5 gallon buckets, metal halide bulbs (20-50 bucks per), bone meal, blood meal, de-humidifier, timer, rock wool, and time! I'm sure I've left something out but oh well. None of this is free and if you want to make said money, you better have the good, otherwise someones bound to smack your ***** up for having bunk stuff.

Growing isn't initially cheap and you aren't guaranteed to make a dime the first time you try because 80% of the time you get crap for a harvest.

Then of course there is that fine and jail time when you get caught. :(

I just assume this is the stuff you need.....:rolleyes:

[sa_nick]

5 words... "Ass Tickler's f*ggot Fan Club"

[Eastwood]

Sell your plasma... Youll make $300 this month, enough to buy RB, and by middle december youll have nough to buy 360 elite

[GrenadeJumper]

Based on your position I think prostitution could be your only option.