(Made up) Band Naming Sessions

[a21schizoidman]

yeah, so got the idea, and sounds like a cool way to get our creative juices flowing

Boston (hey, we just created an album!, we need a name, umm, where are we? Boston, thats it!)

Live (yeah, we play Live, umm, we can be called Live)

The Band (yeah, thats right, were not just some band, we are THE Band)

U2 (well, if we can do it, anyone can, you too can do it!, wait, useful pun! U2!!!!)

[Chief Stubbs]

a21, have you been chasing the dragon?

[BhindBluEyes430]

The Who (The What? the Why? the Who? that could work)

[Hungryfreak]

Guns N' Roses

Tracii Guns: You know, we could make a cool band name with our names! Guns N' Roses. Pretty cool, eh?
Axl Rose: That's got to be the worst idea for a band name I've ever heard.

A couple days later

Axl Rose: I've got it! Why don't we call our band Guns N' Roses! It puts our names together and sounds pretty damn awesome. Sometimes, I amaze myself.

[Quinarvy]

Led Zeppelin: *Jimmy Page watching a old WW2 movie*

"HOLY S***! That Zeppelin is on fire! And made of lead!...Wait, good band name. Lead Zeppelin! Gotta change it though so American's don't pronounce it Leed Zeppelin"

The Rolling Stones: *Band gets caught in an avalanche* Keith: MAN! Did you SEE all those Rolling Stones, wait, good band name!

Radiohead: *Radio falls on Thom Yorke's head* "OW! That Radio just fell on my head!* Johnny: "Be quiet Radio head <.<"

...And You Shall Know Us by the Trail of the Dead: ...They shall also know us as a**holes...

[DarkSide247]

yeah, so got the idea, and sounds like a cool way to get our creative juices flowing

Boston (hey, we just created an album!, we need a name, umm, where are we? Boston, thats it!)

Live (yeah, we play Live, umm, we can be called Live)

The Band (yeah, thats right, were not just some band, we are THE Band)

U2 (well, if we can do it, anyone can, you too can do it!, wait, useful pun! U2!!!!)
(U2 got their name from the the U2, a unemployment figure)

Tool (Danny to Adam: You're such a tool)

Bon Jovi (Jon: I forgot it was my name! I just thought of it and went "Hey, that sounds awesome.")

Cream (Jack: Pass me the ice cream, Eric.)

Deep Purple (Ian: There's this awesome store that sells only purple clothes. It's called Deep Purple. Hey, that's a cool name.)

KoRn (Munky: *eating corn*)

Rush (Neil: Hurry up and think of a name! Geddy: Stop rushing me!)

Yes (Steve Howe: Do you like Close To The Edge for a name? Jon: Yes.)

The Cure (Robert: I'm sorry, they don't have the cure.)

[NX013]

^Wierd I remember posting in the stupidest thread that there was a dumb blonde in my school who thought deep purple was a clothes store that sells only purple clothes

[guitarguru2112]

Rainbow- (Richie Blackmore talking) "The last band I was in was called Deep Purple. Lets be Rainbow so we will have all the colors! That will show them!"

Kiss- We all love to make out.

Kansas- Paying a tribute to our homeland.

Bad Company- People hate being around us.

Aerosmith- Like a blacksmith but with aircraft.

Ratt- Spelling rat with one T is too boring.

White Lion- Orange Lion or yellow lion would be too obvious.

[Quinarvy]

Rush (Neil: Hurry up and think of a name! Geddy: Stop rushing me!)

Actually, the brother of Rush's Bassist/Vocalist before Geddy came up with the name, cause they were rushing to think of one :P.

[NX013]

Queen - We are going to be known as the most famous thing from england

[guitarguru2112]

Twisted Sister- One member had a crazy sister.

The Jimi Hendrix Experience- It is quite an experience to see Hendrix play.

[a21schizoidman]

lol at some of these thus far

i got a Rainbow one also (damn, what should we be called, well, we wanna be a hardcore metal band, hmmm, Rainbow, cuz ppl will show up thinkin were like some ****-ass *** group, then we blow their lids off!)

[Hungryfreak]

lol at some of these thus far

i got a Rainbow one also (damn, what should we be called, well, we wanna be a hardcore metal band, hmmm, Rainbow, cuz ppl will show up thinkin were like some ****-ass *** group, then we blow their lids off!)

That reminds me of this (http://www.metalstorm.ee/images/comics/30.jpg), haha.

[a21schizoidman]

X - (were a punk band thats gonna go places, what should we be called??the clash!, no, wait, thats taken, the Outlaws!, nope, hmmm, **** it, lets just say were, umm, i dnk, X, until we find somethin better)

Grateful Dead - (yo Jerry, pass me some [sugar], man, wouldnt it be crazy if we were all dead??, you know man, like dead, but we dont know, cuz were so happy, like, gratefully dead, wait man, let me get some more [sugar] and we'll start a band, were gonna be the Grateful Dead!)

Heart - (were girls, we wanna like, kick ass but, were girls, hmm, pussycats doesnt sound right, pink somethin, nah, umm, heart!, girls draw hearts all the time!, yay girlie!)

[NX013]

The The: Ok our name will be, THe...... The,..... The......

Chumbawamba: Ok since were all fans of Star wars, we are going to name our band after the greatest character, Chewbacca.

King Crimson - (the secret behind this name is too deep and intense for anuy mere mortal to comprehend, only Robert Fripp knows the secret, and he is not human)

[Train05]

Rage Against The Machine: After Tom Morello had to fight his way out when he placed too much Tide in the washing machine.

Breaking Benjamin: After Benjamin Burnley had to teach his dog Benjamin to be potty trained.

The Nightwatchmen: After Tom Morello had to leave Rage Against The Machine to look after Benjamin's dog every night.

[JukeBoxHero]

Yes
1968 London, Great Britain

Club Manager: What is your band name?

Chris Squire:Yes?

Club Manager:Alright then...

Chris Squire:No, no it's...

Club Manager:Nope to late. *walks off

4 years later, in Great Britain. Chris Squire and Jon Anderson are walking together.

Jon Anderson:Man, I never thought we get this popular with our approach. And to you think you wanted to be called-- *Car roars by

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Will we ever get the true name that was suppose to be the Yes' actual name?

[NX013]

Yes................

[a21schizoidman]

AC/DC - (what should our band name be? oh Margot, your little sewing machine, wait!, that electrical cord says AC/DC!!)

[TheCrimsonSaint]

. That was the name of the band. . It was weird. It was like "Hey man,
is playing at the arena today!" "Dude! I love !" Too tired to come up with a name after recording their record, I guess.

EDIT: Wow, that really didn't turn out right.

[Julio_Strikes_Back]

Led Zeppelin
Jimmy Page: Hahahaha I'm so stoned right now. I should call my band Led Zeppelin.
Deep Purple
Ritchie Blackmore: Hahahaha I'm so stoned right now. I should call my band Deep Purple
Cream
Eric Clapton: Hahahaha I'm so stoned right now. I should call my band Cream.

[NX013]

^hmmm very original

[Hungryfreak]

Led Zeppelin
Jimmy Page: Hahahaha I'm so stoned right now. I should call my band Led Zeppelin.
Deep Purple
Ritchie Blackmore: Hahahaha I'm so stoned right now. I should call my band Deep Purple
Cream
Eric Clapton: Hahahaha I'm so stoned right now. I should call my band Cream.

This is a thread for made up band naming sessions.

[guitarguru2112]

Haha, very funny with the stoned guitar players...

Foo Fighters- We want to show off our ninja skills through the power of song.

Weezer- Every member has asthma and was picked last for dodgeball in gym class in their childhood.

The Police- It was our day job before Roxanne.

[Rockbandfan23467]

Herman Li: Hahahaha I'm so stoned right now. I should call my band Fall Out Boy! No wait, that's stupid, how about DragonForce!

[Jixzer]

Engelbert Humperdinck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckGmMO0zbJo

[Quinarvy]

Herman Li: Hahahaha I'm so stoned right now. I should call my band Fall Out Boy! No wait, that's stupid, how about DragonForce!

Cause stuff like that and video game noises are cool, right?

Herman Ri **** on your head!

Presidents of the USA: Lets keep trying till we find a long one we want...and no, that one ISN'T made up.

[thx0125]

A (I got it, let's name us after the first word listed in the dictionary).

Velvet Revolver (Slash: We need a name to tell the people we have nothing to do anymore with Axl and his Guns and Roses; Scott: Hahahaha I'm so stoned right now. We should call the band Velvet Revolver; Slash: Hahahaha I'm so stoned right now. No, wait, what was the last thing I said? No, wait, what was the last thing you said. No wait, ok, wathever.

Green Day (Grenn Day are you sure?, Why? -The Offspring is taken)

30 Seconds to Mars (Cause 15 seconds to The Moon it would be just plain stupid, right?)

The Alan Parsons Project (It's my project, so I get to name it whatever i want to. If you are not OK with it you can leave)

Cosby, Stills, Nash & Young (Very egocentric that Alan Parson dude, don't you think. Hey, Crazy Horse, so glad you could make it. Now we are all four here, it's time to craft a good name for our band).

The Beatles (Think about it Paul it's the perfect name. Besides, once we become more popular than Jesus, nobody would care if it has a meaning or not).

[guitarguru2112]

Any Solo artist- I'm so cool that I should have a band named after me (but I'm not original enough to think of a band name).