Mondegreens!

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A mondegreen is a misheard lyric. I just wanted to share a few of mine that I always heard wrong in Rock Band until singing them. 'course, it doesn't have to be limited to Rock Band tho.

Here are a few:

Suffragette City
Actual lyric: This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place
I heard it as: The smell of fat chicks just put my spine out of place

Message in a Bottle
Actual lyric: A year has passed since I wrote my note
I heard it as: A year has passed since I broke my nose

Purple Haze
Actual lyric: scuse me while I kiss the sky
I heard it as: scuse me while I kiss this guy

Bad Moon Rising
Actual lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise
I heard it as: There's a bathroom on the right

What are some that you guys know of?