A Story About The Forum Users, By Forum Users

[Inpheksion]

Alright, So since apples story is so popular, I figured something like this will keep us held over until the next installment.

What it is, is we are writing a story, in which each poster adds an installment, off the previous posters.

Simple rules: try and keep it to a medium length, don't add 10 pages... but don't add just a few words

Keep it appropriate. nothing to get the thread locked.


And, if there is two posts at the same time, the person who's post is closer to the top keeps, and the poster below must delete/edit his/her installment



I'll start it off:







(Next Poster) walked into the room to see Inpheksion standing over a dead forum member.

(Next Poster) : " Why did you kill him?! "

"My better judgment told me not to."

"The why the heck did you kill him?!?!?"

"Last week, my therapist told me I should stop letting the little things control my life."




(Now you add onto it!)

[Rockin_it_all_nite_long]

Me: "What little things?"

Inp: "....Death"

Me: "Death isn't a little thing!"

(Next Poster) Enters the room, holding a knife

Me: Oh ****


(1st post btw BWAHAHAH I = WIN)

[Quinarvy]

*Grabs Cowbell to prepare for a battle royal*


Gives a gun to (Next Poster).

[Inpheksion]

*Grabs Cowbell to prepare for a battle royal*


Gives a gun to (Next Poster thats Not PlayFreebirdNow).

[Mikey803]

Me:*plays with gun* *shoots self in foot*
Inp: dude...you...kinda...just...ummm...shot
Me: I shot mah foot...I shot mah foot...I shot mah foot...I SHOT MY FOOT!!!!
Inp:....ummm...yeah...
Next Poster:

[onduvalst]

omg ...... Mikey your bleeding every where *faints*
(mikey) Crap, whos gonna make the popcorn!

[Inpheksion]

Me:*plays with gun* *shoots self in foot*
Inp: dude...you...kinda...just...ummm...shot
Me: I shot mah foot...I shot mah foot...I shot mah foot...I SHOT MY FOOT!!!!
Inp:....ummm...yeah...
Next Poster:


"I'll make the popcorn!"


*takes gun*

*shoots mikey in other foot*

"See now your one foot doesnt hurt!"


*Mikey passes out from loss of blood*


"Sh*t....."

[onduvalst]

*walks up behind Freedouche*
goodnight sucker
*fires gun, spraying gore all over mikey and inphek*
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

[Mikey803]

Me:Ahhhh oh god they both hurt now!!
Inp: um...my bad?
Quin: dude...give me that gun
Inp: *gives quinarvy gun*
Quin: *shoots Inp*
Inp: WHYYY!!!!
Quin: I'm from the future *eyes glow red*
Next Poster:

[Inpheksion]

Me:Ahhhh oh god they both hurt now!!
Inp: um...my bad?
Quin: dude...give me that gun
Inp: *gives quinarvy gun*
Quin: *shoots Inp*
Inp: WHYYY!!!!
Quin: I'm from the future *eyes glow red*
Next Poster:


Me: Good thing i brought a first aid kit!

*patches self up*

(Forum Member running in)

"Theres a riot outside!"

Me: "What Happaned?"

Him: "I dunno..."


Me: "Okay then..."

*shoots guy in forehead*

Mikey: "That was unnecessary"

Me: I know, we gotta get out of here

*Picks up mikey on shoulder, everyone runs out of room*

[Mikey803]

Me: hotwire a car dude!!!
Inp: okay
*Inp hotwires car*
Inp:wher to?
Me: ...a f**king hospital would be great
Inp: I SAID I WAS SORRY!!!

...

[Rockin_it_all_nite_long]

Me: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!! *magically erases everyone else from existance*

The end!

or is it?

[torchinthesky=rainingfire]

no
(me)wow it's white in here. we need some scenery *draws sloppy scenery*
(next poster)

[Inpheksion]

*hits torch with hotwired car*

*time reverses, sloppy scenery is destroyed*

*pulls up to hospital*

"Alright, We're here"

*carries Mikey inside to doctor*

"Fix Him!"

*doctor fixes mikeys feet*

Me: "Thank you"

*Shoots doctor*

Mikey: "Why do you do that so much?"

Me: "I don't know, but don't worry, my revolver only has 2 shots left..."

[Mikey803]

Me: Stop killing people!!!
Inp:but...it's fun...
Me:BUT IT'S MURDER!!!
Inp:and your point is?
Me: nevermind...lets just leave before the cops show-
*police sirens*
Inp & Me: Oh shi-
*explosions*

[Aragha]

*In a cop car chasing after Mikey and Phek with exploding sirens raging*

You'll never get away!

*They get away*

[Mikey803]

Me: How the f**k did we get away
Inp: didn't you hear Aragha...he said we got away...
Aragha: YOUR BREAKIN THE FOURTH WALL!!!! YOUR BREAKIN THE FOURTH WALL!!!
Inp: SHUT IT!!! *shoots aragha*
Me: DUDE!!!
Inp: lets just go man...

[Shredder87]

......Ssssshhhhhh........

......McDreads is comming......

[Stewie]

Me: he got banned
Shredder: oh yeah
Mikey: I hear something
Me: It's a UFO!
Mikey: I see it
Mulder: The truth is out there!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-9L-RZkod4

[Mikey803]

Me: Mulder...can I have your autograph...
Mulder:...sure kid...
Me: Thanks...hey where's Scully?
Mulder:...

[Aragha]

Don't worry guys! I'm still alive!!!

n00b: THE CAKE IS A LIE!
Phek: *Shoots n00b*
Mikey: Alright, that was okay.
Me: Hi everyone! I'm back. But I was only a rogue cop trying to find some people to help my cause. Anyone want in?

EDIT: Mulder: Scully is on vacation, please go on with what Aragha said.

[Stewie]

Mulder: We have to avoid these aliens
Agraha: yah
Stewie: Here we go *hits gas*
*zooms down the highway*
*the UFO chases us*
Mikey:We're not gonna make it
Shredder:Oh yes we are

[Aragha]

*car flies over the canyon until it hits the canyon wall*

*There are some survivors, among them is Aragha. The others are unidentifiable because there flesh was burned off*

Aragha: C'mon guys! We need to get to California to get to a surgeon to fix you faces!
?!?!: We need to watch out for the homeless, though.

[Shredder87]

McDreads is comming to help us......

[Stewie]

Me:Let's go
Agraha: who survived?
Me: We have to help everyone
Agraha: If their dead we can take them to Miracle Max

[Inpheksion]

*as he finishes shooting a n00b*


"Wait, aren't I out of ammo?"


*Stands at edge of canyon looking at wreckage*

[Aragha]

No, Phek. You found some in your pocket.
Phek: Okay, whatever you say.
Stew: Alright, lets go to CALIFORNIA!!!

[Inpheksion]

?!?!: We need to watch out for the homeless, though.

I'm taking it you were watching south park?


Phek : "So we're going to cali with a lot of homeless people there.... I'll be right back..."

*runs off*

Stew: "Where's he going...? :confused: "

Arg: "I have no idea..."


*Phek comes back 5 minutes later rolling a large flat-cart with a box on it*

Arg: "What's in the box...?"

Phek: "Uhh..... nothing...."

*pushes cart into the truck non-chalantly*

Stew: "Does it say 'Not A Mini-Gun' on that box?"

Phek: "No.... its just a box of..... oranges.... I head homeless people like oranges..."

[Aragha]

(Yes, I was watching South Park :D)

Well, whatever is in the box is gonna be helpful.
Phek: Yes... Very...
Stewie: Alright everyone, get in the vehicle!

*everyone gets in the vehicle*

?!: *Wakes up* Woah, what's happening?

[Inpheksion]

me: " Shut Up! We're not there yet!"

*pistol whips person in the temple*

*person returns to unconscious state*

Arg: " *Sigh* Well.... at least you didn't shoot him..."

Me: "You know... I was seriously considering it."

[Aragha]

*Back at the ranch...*

Cheezer: Where is everybody? The forums seem so quiet...
Scmeank: Lets fix that!!! *Blasts NIRVANA very loudly*
Cheezer: Eh... I don't feel like it. Maybe some Nickelback?

*Back at the other ranch...*

Me: Something feels... Strange
Phek: I feel it, too.
Stewie: I hope everything is alri-i-i-ight...
Me: Pixies?
Stewie: Yep...

[torchinthesky=rainingfire]

*peels self off road two pages back*

i'm all alone :( :mad:
i guess i'll build a shack then.

[Aragha]

Phek: Hey, Aragha, when we get back I'm adding Aragha teh Awesome to the nicknames list
Me: Thanks! I knew you would come around :D
Phek: No problem!!!
Rivers Cuomo: Hi everyone, I'm just here to say that Aragha is cool. I'm also joining your adventure.
Me: Cool!!!
Phek: Meh
Stewie: Meh?

[Inpheksion]

Phek: Hey, Aragha, when we get back I'm adding Aragha teh Awesome to the nicknames list
Me: Thanks! I knew you would come around :D
Phek: No problem!!!
Rivers Cuomo: Hi everyone, I'm just here to say that Aragha is cool. I'm also joining your adventure.
Me: Cool!!!
Phek: Meh
Stewie: Meh?

Me: *Shoots Him*

"That was refreshing, now I feel as if I don't need to add teh awesome to my list"

[Aragha]

Me: O_O Random person #1!!! No!
Phek: I'm still not adding it
Me: Ok
Rivers: Crab if you wanna, ain't gonna do no good.
Me: Alright, whatever you say...
Phek: He is so awesome!
Stewie: Who's been driving?
Me: Sylvester Stallone
Stallone: Hi everyone!!!

(as you can tell I like random crap in my stories)

[Stewie]

Me:Can I have your autograph?
Stallone: Yeah when we stop
Agraha I loved you in Rocky
Stallone: uh thanks
Phek:Who want's some milkshakes?
*Daniel Day Lewis jumps out of the back seat*
Lewis: I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!
*Lewis makes a sucking noise*
Lewis: Drainage Phek Drainage!
Phek: Don't bully me Daniel please!