Anybody know anything about Bats?

[Mex]

Seriously.

Currently there is one that's been hanging outside my front door all day long. It's not doing anything other than hanging upside down and pooping everywhere but I have a couple of questions:

1. Will this bat jump on my face if I go outside?

2. If I summon the power of Fake Steven Tyler will he "YA-KA-KA-KOW!" it into oblivion?

3. If "Bat Country" by Avenged Sevenfold is released as DLC will the bat come down and jam on the drums with me?

Serious responses only please.

:cool:

[darkrei9n]

Seriously.

Currently there is one that's been hanging outside my front door all day long. It's not doing anything other than hanging upside down and pooping everywhere but I have a couple of questions:

1. Will this but jump on my face if I go outside?

2. If I summon the power of Fake Steven Tyler will he "YA-KA-KA-KOW!" it into oblivion?

3. If "Bat Country" by Avenged Sevenfold is released as DLC will the bat come down and jam on the drums with me?

Serious responses only please.

:cool:

1. No.

2. Yes.

3. Depends. Are you more awesome than me?

[Mex]

1. No.

2. Yes.

3. Depends. Are you more awesome than me?

Woo...so far that's good news.

More awesome than you?? I don't know, let me bust out my awesome-o-meter...
.....

...................
It says no :(

[darkrei9n]

Than instead of the bat I will come and jam out so hard on your drums. They will explode in a nuclear explosion. And start WW4.

[Mex]

Than instead of the bat I will come and jam out so hard on your drums. They will explode in a nuclear explosion. And start WW4.

Um ok cool.

But what about the bat?

[Lockheed]

It should leave for food after a while, usually dusk, and you should never see it again.

Unless he likes it there....

[Mex]

It should leave for food after a while, usually dusk, and you should never see it again.

Unless he likes it there....

Really? I was hoping he'd just leave on his own.

I called these pest removal guys and they said most likely if I see one there is probably more that I can't see hiding somewhere.

Great.

[Lockheed]

It will eave on it's own. Gotta eat sometime. lol

They travel in large groups so there are probably more nearby.
Is it still light out where you are?
They probably got caught out after dawn and needed a place to cool off.

[WtheD]

Here is my unhelpful tips

1. Try wearing a mask of Ozzy Osbourne and going out there. As we all know, bats are extremely frightened of Ozzy.

2. Contact Dwight Schrute. He knows how to 'control' animals. He's been doing it all his life. And don't worry if he has to kill it, cause as we all know, animals don't feel pain.

3. Do not let it bite you, because you'll get rabies. Someday we'll be able to defeat rabies.

4. There is no fourth piece of advice.

[Mex]

It will eave on it's own. Gotta eat sometime. lol

They travel in large groups so there are probably more nearby.
Is it still light out where you are?
They probably got caught out after dawn and needed a place to cool off.

Still a bit light, but getting pretty dark. Thanks for the advice, I hope you're right.

WtheD.... ha ha, good stuff. Good thing I keep Dwight Schrute on my speed dial ;)

[R33DH4M]

4. There is no fourth piece of advice.

thats awesome

[Lockheed]

Keep us posted, I wanna know when it leaves. lol

[freakonate]

Put a bucket underneath it and collect it's dung. You can sell it for big bucks.

[Lockheed]

Put a bucket underneath it and collect it's dung. You can sell it for big bucks.

Those are fruit bats. Unless he gets massive quantities he'll just have a bucket of Sh*t.

[Mex]

Well, it's now 1:48am here in Toronto, and that mother effin bat is still chillin there. Still pooping. Pest control dudes are coming saturday afternoon so I guess that'll be the end of that.

I still wonder if he'd play "Bat Country" with me though.

[mysticneji]

Are you sure it's not a vampire waiting for you to go to sleep so it can suck the life out of you?? I'd go to sleep with some garlic just in case.

[Mex]

Are you sure it's not a vampire waiting for you to go to sleep so it can suck the life out of you?? I'd go to sleep with some garlic just in case.

This is quite possible. I just watched Lost Boys 2 : The Tribe, so maybe it's Cory Haim?

[Rock_Starman]

1. Try wearing a mask of Ozzy Osbourne and going out there. As we all know, bats are extremely frightened of Ozzy.


Yah,just crank up some Crazy Train or something and it'll go away.

[BillLauren]

Maybe you should put on a mask and a cape, dig a cave under your house, and become the Batman of your city.

[sphere]

But what would NPH do?

Seriously though, I'd love to have a bat chilling outside my front door.

[Mex]

Maybe you should put on a mask and a cape, dig a cave under your house, and become the Batman of your city.

You know, I was thinking that. But there's already a guy on the street who's done that :(



But what would NPH do?

Seriously though, I'd love to have a bat chilling outside my front door.

NPH? Whatever he'd do it would involve mind altering drugs and escorts.

Sounds kinda cool huh? Except for the rabies part and it's poisonous poop that can cause damage to your lungs and possibly kill you. :eek:

But anyway, the Bat Hunter dude came over today and got rid of him. Spent like 10 minutes poking him with a stick but he wouldn't wake up. Ha ha... this bat and I had more in common than I thought.

Eventually the bat did wake up and as soon as he did he flew off. Man that bat was BIG. Seriously, it looked pretty small all curled up but when he shot his wings out he was massive. Bat Hunter dude said he was a full grown male and was most likely hibernating.

I kinda miss the bat now.

[Quinarvy]

But anyway, the Bat Hunter dude came over today and got rid of him. Spent like 10 minutes poking him with a stick but he wouldn't wake up. Ha ha... this bat and I had more in common than I thought.


Possibly the funniest thing ever related to bats.

[Grimlouis]

Seriously.

Currently there is one that's been hanging outside my front door all day long. It's not doing anything other than hanging upside down and pooping everywhere but I have a couple of questions:

1. Will this bat jump on my face if I go outside?

2. If I summon the power of Fake Steven Tyler will he "YA-KA-KA-KOW!" it into oblivion?

3. If "Bat Country" by Avenged Sevenfold is released as DLC will the bat come down and jam on the drums with me?

Serious responses only please.

:cool:

dude you should ask someone who really knows about bats !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC8DmmeWcZU

[sphere]

Sounds kinda cool huh? Except for the rabies part and it's poisonous poop that can cause damage to your lungs and possibly kill you. :eek:

Eh, rat crap is just as bad and I've slept around it and I'm still here...

And that bat would have to be real talented to be able to give you rabies while asleep ;)

[Mex]

dude you should ask someone who really knows about bats !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC8DmmeWcZU

Dancing from teh oldentimes scares me :eek:


You're right Sphere, he was just trying to get some rest I think. Now I feel bad :(