Which Movie Quotes Are Your Favorites?

[BillLauren]

I thought this would be a fun poll to do, I wonder which will be the favorite. As always, there is an "other" option, so if you have one from a movie you like, please add it in your reply.

[mysticneji]

Those are all good but my favorite would have to be from Better Off Dead

"See the thing is that my little brother got his arm caught in the microwave and my grandma dropped acid and hijacked a school bus full of penguins so it's kind of a family emergency so I gotta go bye!" *closes door*

[BillLauren]

^ LOL.

/10char

[AnarchyintheUK]

Hey Bill I'm doing nothing today if you want to play PS3 at some point.

[BillLauren]

Alright, I might be on sometime today. I have some things to do around the house. I have to go to bed now, so good morning to you Anarchy, and good night to me.

:)

[AnarchyintheUK]

Night Bill. I hope to see you later then.

[Oz1215]

I voted for other

Here's my 2 favorites

Jack Nicholson's character from The Departed
"When I was growing up, they would say you could become cops or criminals. But what I'm saying is this. When you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"


and this, from The Boondock Saints.
"And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili"

[RicoTheAwesomeCat]

My favorite IS from The Dark Knight, but it is not "Why so serious" since that quote is ridiculously overused. Mine would have to be near the end when the Joker says "Madness is a lot like gravity, all it needs is a little push." either that or when Harvey Dent says that line "Lie, lie like I did." both make shivers run down my spine whenever I hear them.
EDIT: if there was any need for a spoiler alert with the Harvey Dent quote (which I really don't think there is) I am so sorry.

[next jimmy page]

i like too many...

Police Academy: DROP THAT STEREO BEFORE I BLOW YOUR GODDAM NUTS OFF AS*HOLE!

Monty Python: "Bring out yer dead!"

*King gallops through the town*
Man 1: "He must be a king!"
Man 2: "Why do you say that?"
Man 1 "'Cause he hasnt got sh*t all over him"

Airplane (highly quoteable):
Ted Striker: "surely you cant be serious."
Dr. Rumac: "I am serious. And dont call me shirley."

Cool Runnings:
Jamaican guy 1: "Yo Sanka, you dead?"
Jamaican guy 2 (Sanka): "Yeah, mon."

[Mystlyfe77]

A handful of my favorites:
"My God. I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school. " - Marla Singer, Fight Club

"Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis..." - Minstrel, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"I remember how the meaning of words began to change. How unfamiliar words like "collateral" and "rendition" became frightening, while things like Norsefire and the Articles of Allegiance became powerful. I remember how "different" became dangerous. I still don't understand it, why they hate us so much." -Valerie, V for Vendetta

"But again, truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty you need only look into a mirror. " - V, V for Vendetta

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." - Maximus, Gladiator

"You think you can steal from us and just walk away?" - Gambol
"Yeah." - The Joker, The Dark Knight

[benson111]

I chose Other as well.

I have MANY....

I have a BAD feeling about this... Every star wars movie. ( Twice in a New Hope )

Apology accepted captain needa...Darth Vader

There are so much more i could post ....;)

[justin19954]

I'm going to have to go with:
"Moma said life is like a box of choclates, you never know what you're going to get" - Forest gump

[next jimmy page]

A handful of my favorites:

"Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis..." - Minstrel, Monty Python and the Holy Grail



Ahhh good old Monty Python. I love that movie... NI!

[topperharley]

I am troubled by the lack of quotes from The Princess Bride in the poll options...

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"Inconceivable!"

this last one is maybe not as short and sweet, but still a memorable quote:

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is: never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

[Kobal2]

"We can't stop here ! This is bat country !" - Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas

"I thought the police always said "Freeze.""
"Well I am the police and I say "don't move" Snow White; you move, you're dead."
"And I say I'm dead; and I move..." - The Crow

"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*nt — me." - Snatch

[GameJunkyJim]

Boondock Saints:
"That was easy! In the movies they always dive behind the sofa!"
"Yeah and ya gotta shoot 'em for ten ****in' minutes too!"

Secondhand Lions:
Too much to type...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GKZt3I0v7U

Around 2:15

[InB4Lock]

Boondock Saints: Whole movie
Anchorman: Whole movie
Talladega Nights: Whole movie
Old School:Whole movie
Wedding Crashers: Whole movie
Spiderman: "With great power comes great responsibility."

[Jixzer]

Dante Hicks: I'm 37?!

and

Dante Hicks: My girlfriend's sucked 37 ****s!
Customer: In a row?

and

Dante Hicks: "Try not to suck any **** on your way through the parking lot."

Those are a tie. They still makes me laugh!

[KampfVerein]

GENERAL PURPOSE LIST OF AWESOME QUOTES

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. - Raoul Duke

Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? - Tyler Durden

OOOOH! NAVY SEALS! - Video Customer in Clerks

You hate people! / But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic? - Dante Hicks & Randal Graves

Talking money... / A talking monkey? / Talking monkey, yeah, yeah. Came here from the future, ugly sucker, only says "ficus". - Harry Lockhart & *** Perry

I wrote a suicide note. / You did? / Yeah. Right after I regained consciousness. / Can we read it? / No. / Can you paraphrase it for us? / I don't think so. / Is it dark? / Of course it's dark. It's a suicide note. - Ritchie & Chas Tenenbaum

I lied. I don't know what backgammon is. - The Knight

Have you ever transcended space and time? / Yes. No. Uh...time, not space. No, I have no idea what you're talking about. - Albert Markovski & Vivian Jaffe

The method worked. I saw it. It seemed to calm you down, right? / What method? Come on with that method. That's a tranquilizer so people don't get pissed about the painful, ugly truth... you know it. / Oh, Tommy. It penetrates a unified infinity of everything. / We're not in infinity. We're in the suburbs. - Albert Markovski, Tommy Corn and Bernard Jaffe

Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a nihilist. / Oh, that must be exhausting. - Bunny Lebowski & The Dude

Am I wrong? / No, you're not-- / Am I wrong? / No, Walter, you're not wrong, you're just an ***hole! / Okay, then. - Walter Sobchak & The Dude

What do you think? / Well, Bob, either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea. - Dr. Bob Kelso & Dr. Perry Cox

They rested their balls on our chins and brushed our teeth with their dicks! - Michael Cera

Dude, you look like a man-o-lantern. - David

You know, Mr. Bernstein, if I hadn't been very rich, I might have been a really great man. / Don't you think you are? / I think I did pretty well under the circumstances. / What would you like to have been? / Everything you hate. - Charles Foster Kane & Walter Parks Thatcher

Are we going to declare war on Spain, or are we not? / The Inquirer already has. / You long-faced, overdressed anarchist. / I am not overdressed. - Charles Foster Kane & Jedediah Leland

That's an endangered species at most. What would be the scientific purpose of killing it? / Revenge. - The Festival Director & Steve Zissou

[Lady O]

Vanessa: "He's already achieved so much, and he's still goal-orientated. He has a five-year plan."

Sonny: "What is it? 'Don't die'?"

:D

Sonny: "Hey Old Man River... zip it or I'll break your hip."

[mlothar16]

love me some mel brooks

Young frankenstein
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump."
Igor: "What hump?"

Blazing Saddles
Hedley Lamarr: There might be legal precedent! Of course, landsnatching...
[flipping through a law book]
Hedley Lamarr: land, land..."Land: see Snatch." Ah, Hailie vs. United States. Hailie: 7, United States: nothing. You see, it can be done!

so good lol

[Bub]

I quote this line a lot in my life. "You lose, good day sir!!!" from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

[Bub]

Old School:Whole movie

Were goin' streakin'!!!

[BigMonkE]

Stupid is as stupid does.

[bmaninc]

Anything from the movie Anchorman.

[Nitz13]

love me some mel brooks

Young frankenstein
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump."
Igor: "What hump?"

Blazing Saddles
Hedley Lamarr: There might be legal precedent! Of course, landsnatching...
[flipping through a law book]
Hedley Lamarr: land, land..."Land: see Snatch." Ah, Hailie vs. United States. Hailie: 7, United States: nothing. You see, it can be done!

so good lol

We don't need no stinking badges!

What about Spaceballs?
"Don't you think were being to literal sir?"
"No You Idiot! He said comb the desert and thats what were doing."
"Found anything Yet?"
"No Sir"
"Whatta Bout you guys?"
"We ain't found ****"

That or the ***hole Scene
I love that movie:D

[Hypnozia]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat." Jaws

[Quinarvy]

Blazing Saddles:

*Sheriff Bart sets up toll booth*
Hedley's Head Minion: "WERE GONNA NEED A $H!+ LOAD OF DIMES"

[Taintsaw]

Second place, is a set of steak knives

[Hungryfreak]

The Big Lebowski:

Walter: Shut the fück up, Donny!
----
Walter: Donny, you're out of your element!
----
Walter: Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
----
The Dude: Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
----
One I quote all the time when the Eagles start playing on the radio:

The Dude: I've had a rough night and I hate the fücking Eagles!

(Nothing against the Eagles, I just love repeating that line, haha)

Ones I quote all the time in general:

The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
----
The Dude: This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.
----
Walter: OVER THE LINE!
----
Walter: I don't roll on Shabbas.

[next jimmy page]

We don't need no stinking badges!

What about Spaceballs?
"Don't you think were being to literal sir?"
"No You Idiot! He said comb the desert and thats what were doing."
"Found anything Yet?"
"No Sir"
"Whatta Bout you guys?"
"We ain't found ****"

That or the ***hole Scene
I love that movie:D


Those are my favs, too. I also liked the doll scene...:p

and:

Princess Vespa: "I am Princess Vespa, daughter of Roland, King of the Druids!"
Lone Star: "Ahhhh that's the last thing we need. A Druish princess."
Barf: "Funny, she doesn't look Jewish."

Ahhh good ol' Mel

[Nitz13]

Those are my favs, too. I also liked the doll scene...:p

and:

Princess Vespa: "I am Princess Vespa, daughter of Roland, King of the Druids!"
Lone Star: "Ahhhh that's the last thing we need. A Druish princess."
Barf: "Funny, she doesn't look Jewish."

Ahhh good ol' Mel

First the Monty Python thread and now this. You sir have a very good taste in movies.
How about...
Droid: Who are you?
Barf: Barf!
Droid: Not in here its a Mercedes.

Vespa: What are you?
Barf: I'm a Mog. Half man half dog. I'm my own best friend.

Trooper: Sir could you com over here for a minute.
Dark Helmet:What is it?
Trooper: I've lost the Radar sir!
Sanders: You don't need that were right here.
Trooper: *puts down com phone* (still talking as though he's on it though) I've lost the radar sir!
Dark Helmet *Rips out com phone* you don't need it were right here!
Trooper: I've lost the Bleeps, the Sweeps and the Creeps.
Dark Helmet: The what?
Sanders:The what?
Dark helmet: and the what?
Trooper: you know... *Makes noises for bleeps, sweeps and creeps*
Dark Helmet: Thats not all he's lost
Trooper: Sir.. The Radar... Appears to be..... Jammed!
Dark Helmet: Raspberry! Theres only one man who dare give me the Raspberry. LONESTAR!

Best Movie Ever!

[next jimmy page]

First the Monty Python thread and now this. You sir have a very good taste in movies.
How about...
Droid: Who are you?
Barf: Barf!
Droid: Not in here its a Mercedes.

Vespa: What are you?
Barf: I'm a Mog. Half man half dog. I'm my own best friend.

Trooper: Sir could you com over here for a minute.
Dark Helmet:What is it?
Trooper: I've lost the Radar sir!
Sanders: You don't need that were right here.
Trooper: *puts down com phone* (still talking as though he's on it though) I've lost the radar sir!
Dark Helmet *Rips out com phone* you don't need it were right here!
Trooper: I've lost the Bleeps, the Sweeps and the Creeps.
Dark Helmet: The what?
Sanders:The what?
Dark helmet: and the what?
Trooper: you know... *Makes noises for bleeps, sweeps and creeps*
Dark Helmet: Thats not all he's lost
Trooper: Sir.. The Radar... Appears to be..... Jammed!
Dark Helmet: Raspberry! Theres only one man who dare give me the Raspberry. LONESTAR!

Best Movie Ever!


well thank u!

Minister: "We are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa run past the altar and out the door!"
Dot: "Hey wait! You forgot to get married!"
Vespa: "No questions ,Dot, get in!"
Prince Valium: "Come baaaaa*yawns*aaack!"

[Nitz13]

well thank u!

Minister: "We are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa run past the altar and out the door!"
Dot: "Hey wait! You forgot to get married!"
Vespa: "No questions ,Dot, get in!"
Prince Valium: "Come baaaaa*yawns*aaack!"

Ah geez Dot! I couldn't for the life of me remember the droids name while writing that last post.

Druish King: Alright I'll give you the combination
Sanders: Good.
King: The Combination is....
King:1
Sanders/Dark Helmet: 1!
King:2
Sanders/Dark Helmet: 2!
King:3
Sanders/Dark Helmet: 3!
King:4
Sanders/Dark Helmet: 4!
King:5
Sanders/Dark Helmet: 5!
Dark Helmet: So the Combination is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5?
King: yes
Dark Helmet: thats the stupidest combination I've ever heard. Thats the kind of thing an idiot uses on his luggage
*in walks President Skroob*
Skroob: Do you have it? Whats the Combination
Sanders: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Skroob: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5? thats amazing I've got the same combination on my luggage.

Lonestar: Yogurt the wise!
Vespa: Yogurt the almighty!
Barf: Yogurt the magnificent!
Yogurt: Please, It's just plain Yogurt.


Dark Helmet: I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!

[mlothar16]

We don't need no stinking badges!

What about Spaceballs?
"Don't you think were being to literal sir?"
"No You Idiot! He said comb the desert and thats what were doing."
"Found anything Yet?"
"No Sir"
"Whatta Bout you guys?"
"We ain't found ****"

That or the ***hole Scene
I love that movie:D

nothing in the world more classic than
Major *** hole

[borntwiztid]

The only quotes that come to mind right now are both from Super Troopers:

Captain O'Hagan: [In an Irish accent] I'll believe that when me **** turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.
Or
Farva: Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her... I guess you could say that about all my girls.


Also, this thread reminds me of this web comic (http://www.little-gamers.com/2002/08/21/537/).

[MartyMcFly]

"Do you know how fast you were going?" - Officer Ramathorne

"65?" - Stoner 1

"63" - Officer Ramathorne

"Officer, isn't the speed limit 65?" - Stoner 1

"Yea, it is" - Officer Ramathorne
----------------------------------------
"...and a literacola" - Officer Farva

"(into the microphone) Literacola, do we make literacola?" - Fast Food Kid

"Why don't you just order a large, Farva?" - Officer Ramathorne

"Cause I don't want a large farva, I want a God damn literacola!" - Officer Farva

"I don't know what that is!" - Fast Food Kid

"Liter is French, for give me some f**kin cola before I break vu's f**kin legs!" - Officer Farva

[borntwiztid]

Haha, i love both of those scenes. Actually, now that i'm thinking about Super Troopers and Broken Lizard, another quote comes to mind, from the opening of Beerfest.

Priest: You couldn't hit your own ball bag with your own wrinkled cock.

[culturedog]

I stuck with ones that I tend to use in general conversation, with a few exceptions.

Buckaroo Banzai:
"No matter where you go, there you are..."

Big Trouble In Little China:
"What's that?" / "Black blood of the earth" / "You mean oil?" / "I mean black blood of the earth"

"A brave man likes the feel of nature on his back" / "And a wise man has enough sense to get in out of the rain"

"My mind and my spirit have gone north and south!"

"It will come out no more!" / "WHAT? WHAT will come out no more!?"

"Indeed!"

...and a million more...

A Better Tomorrow II:
"You don't like my rice? You don't like my rice?"

Sideways:
"I'll have the agua freea"

The Fifth Element:
"Negative. I am a meat popsicle."

"Chee-ken. Good!"

Fight Club: the entire movie

Pulp Fiction: the entire movie

Reservoir Dogs: the entire movie

The Crow:

"Quick impression for you - Caw Caw! Bang! F***, I'm dead!"

"Smokes. And road beers."

"Bangin' away on Darla!"

Anchorman:
"I love lamp!"

"Sixty percent of the time, it works every time!"

"Milk was a bad choice!"

Fat Man and Little Boy:
"Ass. You either kick it, or you lick it!"

Heat:
"She's got a GREAT ASS! And you've got your head... ALL THE WAY UP IT!"

Batman Returns:
"You're such a cool role model for a young person to have!" / "And you're such a hot young person for a role model to have!"

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:
"As your attorney I advise you to get a fast car. And you'll also need the cocaine."

Blade Runner:
"Have a better one!"

"It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?"

"If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes."

...and of course the "Tears in rain" monologue!

Used Cars:
"Eat Sh**, high prices!"

The Empire Strikes Back:
"Laugh it up, fuzzball!"

Star Wars
"Oonda boota, Solo?"

...and plenty of others that I can't recall at the moment.

[lawrence1103]

i love a lot of quotes from Scarface (look at my sig) and Friday.



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[Kobal2]

Ha, forgot one :

"You know what your problem is, Wilson ? You need to listen for the pop."
"Whoa, whoa...What's the pop, Johnson ?"
"That's the sound you're gonna make when your head comes out of your ass for the first time." - Tigerland

[OrdealByFire]

"Hell yes!" - Big Daddy

[Kobal2]

"Why are the French so god awlful bad at rock and roll?" - Nick Nolte on The Good Thief.

Heh, I had to watch that movie so many times just to catch all of Nolte's mumbling :p. My favorite :

"- Remember the 80's, Bob ?
- No."

[gosox333]

"Get to the choppa!! DO IT NOW!!!!!"
Or
"You're funny, I kill you last"

When you see these, you HAVE to picture Arnold Swhartzinager (sp check) saying them. That's what makes them the best quotes in the history of ever.