View Full Version : Spiderman vs Batman Who would win?
Fennz
08-22-2008, 02:51 PM
If these two superheroes were to face off, who would win?
kiggidykev
08-22-2008, 02:53 PM
I'm voting for Batman, because he would use the kind of dirty tricks that Spidey wouldn't.
MartyMcFly
08-22-2008, 03:01 PM
Batman would just growl at Spider-Man and win :D
moshun
08-22-2008, 03:10 PM
Batman will blind him with science. *cues thomas dolby*
...that's what we want to believe.. That a mere normal human can go up against an agile and clever young guy that also has super duper strength and web slinging abilities.
Colt_Steele
08-22-2008, 03:15 PM
Batman would just growl at Spider-Man and win :D
But then Spidey would counter with lv.50 wisecrack :p
Prep-time Batman beats everyone though, I thought this was established years ago. However, as shown in the new movie, prep-time Joker actually outdoes ol' Batsy.
LZ_69
08-22-2008, 05:05 PM
Chuck Norris always wins!! In fact he wouldn't even have to fight, he just say to Spidey and Batman, you two go at it and who ever is left standing is going to fight me.
Then Spiderman and Batman would kick their own asses.
Rockin_it_all_nite_long
08-22-2008, 05:11 PM
Chuck Norris would kill them both at once
Elegy
08-22-2008, 05:13 PM
Fake Steven Tyler?
No?
Ok
Batman. He beat Superman, AND outsmarted him
gosox333
08-22-2008, 05:36 PM
It's Spiderman. He does whatever a spider can.!!! The fact that he actually has super powers makes me pick him. Although Batman is 1000 times more of a badass.
coolcool23
08-22-2008, 05:37 PM
Toby McGwire is a pushover. Christian Bale FTW.
Parodygm
08-22-2008, 05:55 PM
Toby McGwire is a pushover. Christian Bale FTW.
Tobey Maguire is an insult to the comic Spiderman.
Anyway, I'm unable to decide who would win between Adam West's Batman and the Spidey from Electric Company... tune in tomorrow to see which of them is smoking the cigarette in bed.
Colt_Steele
08-22-2008, 06:01 PM
Now if it was THIS Spiderman......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGxde2a2_iQ
BuRn7 CaK3
08-22-2008, 06:38 PM
Poll = Fail. Only because of Chuck Norris. You have no clue how much i hate the dude. He was Fine until some idiot made the Chuck Norris jokes.
BhindBluEyes430
08-22-2008, 06:55 PM
Spiderman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5P8lrgBtcU
Batman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1yPoW6hsy8&feature=related
As far as punk goes I like The Jam Better :D
Colt_Steele
08-22-2008, 07:30 PM
As far as punk goes I like The Jam Better :D
Well if it's in musical terms, I'd go for The Ramones.
For film scores, Danny Elfman has actually done both so he kind of wins by default(although I like the work done by Zimmer and Howard best of all the comic movie franchises).
Shredder87
08-22-2008, 08:24 PM
No contest. Batman. Bruce Wayne. I mean even his name sounds bad ass. All he'd have to do is go "Boo" and Spidey will piss his pants. It's awesome.
Hungryfreak
08-22-2008, 08:36 PM
Batman. He has EVERYTHING in his utility belt. He's bound to have some bug spray, haha.
RicoTheAwesomeCat
08-22-2008, 08:42 PM
I've been reading Batman comics for the past 10 years, so if I were to say that he would lose, what kind of fan would I be?
C-Weiner
08-22-2008, 09:11 PM
Chuck Norris hands down
Colt_Steele
08-22-2008, 09:17 PM
All Batman has to do during prep-time is figure out a way to stay away from roundhouse kick. Then Chuck Norris is at a loss, for he hasn't used a firearm since the Delta Force days, which are long done.
Fatal_T
08-22-2008, 09:24 PM
Batman, given time to study his opponent and prepare for the fight - which will most likely occur on a ground of his choosing.
Were it on a rain-soaked rooftop in NYC or Gotham in a chance meeting and both face off...hard call. I might give Spidey the edge there, as the only thing Bats will can really bring into play is his physical abilities and gadgets on hand - most of which will be nullified by Spider senses.
Batman wins a rematch, though.
FloodOne
08-23-2008, 10:58 AM
spiderman.
spidey senses>utility belt
web line>grapple gun
super strength>martial arts
moshun
08-23-2008, 11:46 AM
Oh yeah... I totally forgot about Spiderman's stinky lines err.. I mean spidey senses. xD That most certainly will give him an edge over Batman.
ExpertDrummer
08-23-2008, 11:49 AM
Chuck Norris always wins!! In fact he wouldn't even have to fight, he just say to Spidey and Batman, you two go at it and who ever is left standing is going to fight me.
Then Spiderman and Batman would kick their own asses.
^ exactly! :p
Elegy
08-23-2008, 12:50 PM
am i the only nerd here?
With the right equipment and support and prep time, Batman can beat ANYONE, including Superman.
Super man > Spiderman
Therefore, Batman > Spiderman
Read the Dark Knight Returns (the whole book, not just the same named section) by Frank Miller.
sphere
08-23-2008, 01:48 PM
Batman. The guy's friggin ripped...
FloodOne
08-23-2008, 02:34 PM
am i the only nerd here?
With the right equipment and support and prep time, Batman can beat ANYONE, including Superman.
Super man > Spiderman
Therefore, Batman > Spiderman
Read the Dark Knight Returns (the whole book, not just the same named section) by Frank Miller.
ok, so by that logic, the ny giants are better than the colts
giants beat pats, pats beat colts, therefore giants>colts
every encounter is different
spidey>batman
Elegy
08-23-2008, 02:50 PM
ok, so by that logic, the ny giants are better than the colts
giants beat pats, pats beat colts, therefore giants>colts
every encounter is different
spidey>batman
touche, but the fact that Batman is smart enough to beat the Man of Steel, gives him a better chance to beat spidey
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