Jimmy Dean Sausage Evokes Passionate Response

[Apples]

http://consumerist.com/consumer/audio/devoted-customer-upset-jimmy-dean-downsized-sausage-16oz-to-12oz-but-charges-same-price-322223.php

The above is a complaint call received at one of those 1-800 numbers you see on your food products, in this case Jimmy Dean sausage. It is a comedic gold mine of funny one-liners. My buddies just sent this to me and I can't stop laughing.

Work Advisory: Numerous F bombs and adult swearing.... listener discretion advised.

[Jack_Harvard]

That's pretty funny. I do see what he means, though. If they actually downsized their product and charge the same amount, that's pretty rotten.

"I'm not from the North, I'm a Texas man!"

"That's AT LEAST 600 pounds of man!"

[Apples]

"My wife's a little on the plump side" :D Why would you volunteer that in a phone call?

[logicalnoise]

"My wife's a little on the plump side" :D Why would you volunteer that in a phone call?

because everything is supposed to be bigger in texas EVERYTHING!

[ThePaska]

Amazing.

"Jimmy Dean Sausage is for Southern people to eat, with their breakfast, with fried eggs and a t-bone steak"

600lb of men! ahhaha

"I want to eat god dammit!"

I could not stop laughing, thanks for this Apples

[Saltines]

I understand why hes angry. Although its possible he over did it.

[jaydajedi]

i couldnt have said it better myself
now im pissed too

do you thin jimmy deans wife eats his suasage too?

[Eastwood]

Just like the guys who threatened Sean over the delay not being a good representative of Canada... This guy is not a good representative of Texas.

[IbanezBassist_v2]

I think his representation is perfectly clear. You boys in Texas love your sausage. :D

[Eastwood]

Yeah, let me tell you!! I look for the freshest I can find!:D

I can only blame King of the Hill, LBJ, and GWB for the image we Texans have.

[jaydajedi]

i love all those guys. lol

[jaydajedi]

went to walmart today and they 16 0z jimmy dean suasage so it must have worked. lol

[Apples]

Hah ! ;)

[jaydajedi]

power to the people
and i only 25 more post to b a senior member

[SoraRikuVGM]

Hey. HEY. Not all Texas people are ******s. I'm from Texas. If that were true, I bet battle_axe would be from Texas. (jk, DUN EATS ME)

Seriously though, ****** advancing a stereotype is ******ed.

[jaydajedi]

i didnt think he was a ****** just mad
id be mad to if the shrunk something i ate every day and tried to charge same price for it

[jaydajedi]

o0o0o0o 100th post
yeah im not a member no more :)