The First Person Who Texts...

[MeleeMan]

"Weezer" to my cell phone (Number withheld. PM me.) gets a special surprise.

[PromiseNothing]

Another offer that only applies to Americans.
God Damn.

[Chief Stubbs]

I would, but nah.

[MeleeMan]

This will be a very special surprise, hurry!

[Chief Stubbs]

This will be a very special surprise, hurry!
What will it be?

[HopeInAnguish]

And the surprise is...endless harrassment/stalking? :)

[BuRn7 CaK3]

i don't have a phone. sorry. (a cell phone)

[MeleeMan]

I special internet link that holds the truth to a lot of things.

[Chief Stubbs]

I special internet link that holds the truth to a lot of things.
Is the receiver supposed to post it here?

[MeleeMan]

Is the receiver supposed to post it here?

No, I'll PM it to you.

[Chief Stubbs]

No, I'll PM it to you.
Alright, first person who texts him gets a surprise, and he also sends me a PM with this very special link! Text him, I want that link!

[MeleeMan]

Alright, first person who texts him gets a surprise, and he also sends me a PM with this very special link! Text him, I want that link!

Haha, no. The person who texts me gets the link.

[HopeInAnguish]

I'm not a big fan of giving out my cell phone number to random strangers. And hey, guess what? He gave out his cell phone number! :p

[Chief Stubbs]

Haha, no. The person who texts me gets the link.
I know. And also, you have no idea how many Anonymous might be viewing this page.

[MeleeMan]

I know. And also, you have no idea how many Anonymous might be viewing this page.

I know, but if I get random calls, texts, I won't answer. Hurry, people!!! This offer expires in a few minutes!!!

[MeleeMan]

HURRY! I will take down my number after you send the text. And i want to take it down!

[Skittles]

its a pic of your weener?

[MeleeMan]

There is nothing you want more than this link. Trust me.

[MeleeMan]

its a pic of your weener?

NO!!! Just send the message! I'm not going to stalk you or anything, just do it!

[MeleeMan]

AH!!! We have a WINNER!!!

[Skittles]

I dont trust or like texting >.>

[MeleeMan]

Let's tell time!

[Refero]

its a pic of your weener?

Is it a pic or your Weezer?

[Skittles]

Weezer Weener!

[MeleeMan]

Apparantly, the winner is Refero. Refero, check your messages, and do not post here until my say-so. :)