Who would win in this fight?

[MeleeMan]

Lemmy vs. Bob Saget. These two are facing off in a fistfight! Who will win? YOU Decide!

[gosox333]

Who's Lemmy?

Whoever he is, I'm sure good ol' Bob can take him.

[afterstasis]

lemmy wins before it even starts.

[benson111]

Lemmy would pee on bobs lawn, and have a BBQ with his daughters, and then bobs lawn would die, and his daughters would move back home all prego, and from all the stress bob would have a massive coronary, and Lemmy would move into his house, repair the lawn and claim victory through attrition.

[instantdeath999]

Since I'm tired of Chuck Norris jokes...

Lemmy would kill them all.

[DarkSide247]

Who's Lemmy?

Whoever he is, I'm sure good ol' Bob can take him.
*Gasps*

Lemmy Kilmister, the lead singer and bass player of Motorhead. He would win, no doubt. C:<

[Oz1215]

Fake Steven Tyler would win...no...WAIT

Fake Steven Tyler and Fake Geddy Lee would have the battle to end all battles.

[Hungryfreak]

Lemmy. His last name says it all. "Kilmister"

Also, as Airheads reminds us, Lemmy IS God, haha.

[Aragha]

Rivers. Under his mustache he has 4 more of equal or stronger power.

No one knows for sure, because multiple awesomeness of his 'stache can KILL.

[brobot]

Lemmy would take all competitors to the cleaner. Did you see where he took that how many 5 year old could you beat up, the system crashed because it couldn't compute a number that high.

[gosox333]

Lemmy would take all competitors to the cleaner. Did you see where he took that how many 5 year old could you beat up, the system crashed because it couldn't compute a number that high.

Uh oh, Lemmy's sounding like the next Chuck Norris

[afterstasis]

Uh oh, Lemmy's sounding like the next Chuck Norris

i think the fading of chuck norris's internet-presence is what convinced me to actually start posting here.
let's not ever do anything like that again, okay internet?

[culturedog]

Lemmy would kick the stuffing out of Bob, but Saget would get all bizarre like Tyler Durden and start spouting filthy Aristocrats jokes during the beatdown. In the end, Bob would be laughing maniacally while spitting out his teeth, leaving Lemmy confused and unable to enjoy his victory.

At which point Bob would make fun of Lemmy's facial boils, spurring on a whole other beatdown and the continuation of the cycle...

[schmeankman]

Axl Rose.

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[vandalizemenow00]

OP, if there were such a thing as a dumb question, people should talk to you to see what one would sound like. Lemmy would have relations with Bob Saget's girlfriend in front of him and then in between pleasuring his woman, Lemmy would pund Saget to a bloody pulp. When he was finished with both acts, Lemmy would then right the most kick ass song ever about the whole situation and then deficate in Bob saget's mouth.

[Mystlyfe77]

Lemmy's facial hair alone could beat Bob Saget without breaking a sweat.

[madcow36]

Bob Saget!!!

[Blueburst]

...
you are basically asking, "badass vs scrawny jew, who will win?"

[onduvalst]

...
you are basically asking, "badass vs scrawny jew, who will win?"

Yeah but he knows Jew-jitsu!:p

[Blueburst]

^ lol
I knew someone would say something about Saget to ease the one-sidedness of my interpretation.

[gosox333]

...
you are basically asking, "badass vs scrawny jew, who will win?"

It's a root for the underdog situation. He could always tell horrible jokes until Lemmy begs for mercy.

Bob Saget FTW!!!!!!!!!!

[Hungryfreak]

I'm Jewish, so I know the weakness of my own kind. No one can compare to Lemmy anyways. He kicks as much ass as sex he has, haha.

[onduvalst]

Hey he could go all Zohan on him lol or pull a munich

[Hungryfreak]

I didn't like Zohan, but us Jews have a few tricks up our sleeves...

Chuck Schuldiner, anyone?