Enjoy your last night on Earth!

[Fennz]

According to this, there's going to be an experiment to create a black hole and may destroy us all. No. I'm not kidding!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24556999/

[JB Kevin]

no more jonas brohters?! :(:(:(:(:((:(:(

[gosox333]

I guess if the world ends tonight, the closest I'll get to RB2 is cradling a copy of the setlist in my sleep.:(

[ffwarrior47]

lol i asked my teacher (he has a major in physics) and he said
"Worried?"
and i was like
"Yeah"
and he said
"Me too."

lol good bye fourms!

[kiggidykev]

****. And I just got paid today.

[medalofhonor]

From what i've read and heard, they are testing to make sure it runs correctly tomorrow. The actual colliding of the protons is happening in October :D

Yay we have another month!


On subject with that, THIS (http://www.cracked.com/article_16583_5-scientific-experiments-most-likely-end-world.html) is a f**king HILARIOUS read.

[Cpt. Overkill]

October 21st.

This kind of **** actually worries me.

[gosox333]

From what i've read and heard, they are testing to make sure it runs correctly tomorrow. The actual colliding of the protons is happening in October :D

Yay we have another month!


On subject with that, THIS (http://www.cracked.com/article_16583_5-scientific-experiments-most-likely-end-world.html) is a f**king HILARIOUS read.

He speaks the truth. READ THIS NOW.

[Rock_Starman]

*Turns on GH 3. Plays Super Massive Black Hole*

[ffwarrior47]

*Turns on GH 3. Plays Super Massive Black Hole*

lol

..........

[Rev0lver]

From what I remember reading about this, the black hole effects won't happen(if they do) for another 4 years.

[ThadJarvis64]

omg thats 2012 and thats when the earth is really going to end

[ffwarrior47]

omg thats 2012 and thats when the earth is really going to end

O.M.G

it all makes sense now.

[Rev0lver]

goddammit.... mayan religion is about as true as scientology.

[MeleeMan]

goddammit.... mayan religion is about as true as scientology.

Well that's a relief! :D

[Cpt. Overkill]

Honestly.

If they have even a slim chance of ending the world, why are they doing it?

ZOMG WE WEENT 2 C BIG BANG! WE END WORLD FIGURE IT OUT!

[Rev0lver]

I'm no scientist, but from what I've read, the earth-eating black hole theory about this has been pretty much refuted. I'm not very worried, but I think it's best to delay until all the proper safety measures are taken, because even if it doesn't end the world, it could be 4.4 billion euros down the drain.

[ffwarrior47]

Honestly.

If they have even a slim chance of ending the world, why are they doing it?

ZOMG WE WEENT 2 C BIG BANG! WE END WORLD FIGURE IT OUT!

They are doing it to see what happens... i know... SM4RTEZT ZIENTEST EVARZ!! :p

[gosox333]

On a more serious note, I've heard from other people that this is all hype, and that nothing can even happen. I'm not sayong this is how it is, I'm just saying there ARE people out there who believe nothing will happen.

Ah well. We'll know in a month or so. Right?

[ffwarrior47]

In all seriousness though, my teacher, who has a major in physics, said that the black hole created will be so small that it will open and close within a nano-second... he told me the smaller the black hole the faster it closes.

[ExpertDrummer]

Wait wait wait,what is the point of this "theory" anyways ?

[ffwarrior47]

Wait wait wait,what is the point of this "theory" anyways ?

the theroy is that we can finally find out how the universe was really created

side-effects include: time travel, end of the world, and constapation

[gosox333]

the theroy is that we can finally find out how the universe was really created

side-effects include: time travel, end of the world, and constapation

Constipation :eek:

Oh noes!!!!!!!!

[Rev0lver]

Well, the theory's not to find out how it happened, it's to find out if it could've happened naturally.

[ExpertDrummer]

the theroy is that we can finally find out how the universe was really created

side-effects include: time travel, end of the world, and constapation

WTF!?
Big Bang Theory. There,case close.
Sorry,I'm kinda paranoid.

[dady5000]

Ok, time to go Rape, Loot, and Pillage.

:D

[ffwarrior47]

WTF!?
Big Bang Theory. There,case close.
Sorry,I'm kinda paranoid.

lol i am too...
but they really wanna know... bad... and they spent so much money on the hadron (lol hard-on) collider, so they need to use it.

[dady5000]

(lol hard-on)

Trust me. You are NOT the first one to call it the Large Hardon Collider.

I think there's even diagrams on the internet.

[Hungryfreak]

WTF!?
Big Bang Theory. There,case close.
Sorry,I'm kinda paranoid.

The LHC can smell fear. If you keep up that attitude, it will strange matter your ass first!

The world won't end that easily. The scientists are sciencing as well as they can. I trust them well enough.

[gosox333]

WTF!?
Big Bang Theory. There,case close.
Sorry,I'm kinda paranoid.

The thing is, they want to see how the big bang happened.

Who cares if the world may be at risk. They need their informations, damn it!

[ffwarrior47]

Trust me. You are NOT the first one to call it the Large Hardon Collider.

I think there's even diagrams on the internet.

lol... i want hard-on diagrams lolololol :D
on a side note... let the rape begin!!!!

[Hungryfreak]

The thing is, they want to see how the big bang happened.

Who cares if the world may be at risk. They need their informations, damn it!

There are still people out there who think electricity is the devil's work. You can't expect to move forward without a little risk.

[ffwarrior47]

There are still people out there who think electricity is the devil's work. You can't expect to move forward without a little risk.

electricity is the devil dammit.


killed three of my dern goats.

[dady5000]

lol... i want hard-on diagrams lolololol :D
on a side note... let the rape begin!!!!
Simple, Open Google Images.

Type "Large Hardon Collider" and lol away.

(You might have to search a little bit, but you'll find plenty of diagrams)

[Cpt. Overkill]

HEY!

On the bright side, if the world does end, WE GET TO PLAY ROCK BAND 2!

[gosox333]

There are still people out there who think electricity is the devil's work. You can't expect to move forward without a little risk.

I don't think destroying the planet is a small risk..............

But on the other hand, I do agree with you. Seeing as there may be no risk whatsoever.

[ffwarrior47]

HEY!

On the bright side, if the world does end, WE GET TO PLAY ROCK BAND 2!

not me. :( *saad facce*

[dady5000]

I predict a Resonance Cascade.

The Combine be a comin.

<breen>I, for one, welcome our benefactors. </breen>

[Hungryfreak]

I don't think destroying the planet is a small risk..............

But on the other hand, I do agree with you. Seeing as there may be no risk whatsoever.

The world's going to end eventually anyways. I would almost be proud if our generation accomplished it first, haha.

The real reason the world will end: Rock Band 2's release is going to be so awesome that all matter around it will decay for realizing that it will never be THAT awesome.

[ffwarrior47]

lol (http://www.flickr.com/photos/jasonmorrison/378948361/)

...........

[gosox333]

not me. :( *saad facce*

It's ok. You can just play RB1 and pretend it's RB2.

Oh wait, that still sucks.......................
(sucks to be you)

[WhiffleBallTony]

How joyous...

[Cpt. Overkill]

I saw that.

I laughed hard. It cheered me up :D

[Hungryfreak]

How joyous...

Your appearance has reminded me. On the night of the experiment, I'm definitely going to be playing Funeralopolis, because that's the only song the world should be able to end to.

[Inpheksion]

NOOOOOO

They have to wait until after November 7th!!!!!!!

[TakeABow]

I don't want a black hole to eat the Earth.

[gosox333]

The world's going to end eventually anyways. I would almost be proud if our generation accomplished it first, haha.

The real reason the world will end: Rock Band 2's release is going to be so awesome that all matter around it will decay for realizing that it will never be THAT awesome.

The pure epicness, it shall destroy the world!!!!!!!

I kinda like that. But what if the world ends before we get to enjoy RB2. All us PS3ers won't get to play it.:(

[ExpertDrummer]

...sorry I am getting creeped out:(. I haven't experienced so many things...

Ohh I know what your dirty minds are thinking of...:)

[dady5000]

I really wonder if "Insert website name I shall not talk about due to Rules 1 and 2 of the said website" is going Ape**** right now about this...

[gosox333]

...sorry I am getting creeped out:(. I haven't experienced so many things...

Ohh I know what your dirty minds are thinking of...:)

Mud wrestling?

[WhiffleBallTony]

Your appearance has reminded me. On the night of the experiment, I'm definitely going to be playing Funeralopolis, because that's the only song the world should be able to end to.
It would be perfect. Actually, "Dopesmoker" may be even more perfect. Al Cisnero's apocalyptic vocals would match the mood perfectly.

But, yes, you need to listen to doom metal at the end of the world. "Funeralopolis" totally belongs in a horror movie that shows the apocalypse.

[JoshuaB81285]

I don't want a black hole to eat the Earth.

Reminds me of the Deftones' song, "Hole In The Earth". Good stuff.

[ffwarrior47]

It's ok. You can just play RB1 and pretend it's RB2.

Oh wait, that still sucks.......................
(sucks to be you)

lol, yeah i can't even play RB1... damn 40gb ps3...

[Ryuzaki]

The top physicians in the world-- the ones capable of pulling this off-- are saying that creating this black hole is perfectly safe, and that it would answer several important questions about quantum physics.

The opposition's main contender is some guy who used to be a radiation safety officer.

Lol.

[a21schizoidman]

"What are you planning on doing Mr. Scientist?"
"Well, I am going to put this (insert random scientific name here) to do (scientific)"
"Wow, well, isn't that dangerous? What can the thing accomplish?"
"Well, it could create a black hole and destroy the earth...
or make brownies"

[vandalizemenow00]

I'm glad to see so many people taking this tongue in cheek. I for one know that the world will not end tonight or on October 21st, without Jesus coming back first. Having faith in a higher being sure makes it easier to sleep at night.

[scixxor_emo]

The top physicians in the world-- the ones capable of pulling this off-- are saying that creating this black hole is perfectly safe, and that it would answer several important questions about quantum physics.

The opposition's main contender is some guy who used to be a radiation safety officer.

Lol.

just out of curiosity, if were were able to create black holes, wouldnt we be able to get rid of our pollution problem?

[ffwarrior47]

"What are you planning on doing Mr. Scientist?"
"Well, I am going to put this (insert random scientific name here) to do (scientific)"
"Wow, well, isn't that dangerous? What can the thing accomplish?"
"Well, it could create a black hole and destroy the earth...
or make brownies"

"well i really want brownies... soooo hmmm... let's take that chance..."

[Inpheksion]

The top physicians in the world-- the ones capable of pulling this off-- are saying that creating this black hole is perfectly safe, and that it would answer several important questions about quantum physics.

The opposition's main contender is some guy who used to be a radiation safety officer.

Lol.

Doctors are doing this experiment?!?!?!?

I believe you were looking for physicist lmao


"What are you planning on doing Mr. Scientist?"
"Well, I am going to put this (insert random scientific name here) to do (scientific)"
"Wow, well, isn't that dangerous? What can the thing accomplish?"
"Well, it could create a black hole and destroy the earth...
or make brownies"


LMAO

[Hungryfreak]

It would be perfect. Actually, "Dopesmoker" may be even more perfect. Al Cisnero's apocalyptic vocals would match the mood perfectly.

But, yes, you need to listen to doom metal at the end of the world. "Funeralopolis" totally belongs in a horror movie that shows the apocalypse.

Funeralopolis fits much better, though, lyric-wise. They would both be awesome. Maybe I'll just listen to Dopesmoker and loop Funeralopolis until the former ends. now THAT would be epic.

[ExpertDrummer]

just out of curiosity, if were were able to create black holes, wouldnt we be able to get rid of our pollution problem?

Wow,thats a good point.

I hope nothing happens.I hate reading/hearing things like this.:(
Should I be worried?(serious question).
Or am I soo paranoid?

[Hungryfreak]

I'm glad to see so many people taking this tongue in cheek. I for one know that the world will not end tonight or on October 21st, without Jesus coming back first. Having faith in a higher being sure makes it easier to sleep at night.

If there is any Jew that will come back and save the universe, it damn well better be Chuck Schuldiner.

[JoshuaB81285]

Well if s*** goes down with this thing...at least I know I've had a good run.

[WhiffleBallTony]

Funeralopolis fits much better, though, lyric-wise. They would both be awesome. Maybe I'll just listen to Dopesmoker and loop Funeralopolis until the former ends. now THAT would be epic.
Definitely. Maybe throw in some Sunn O))) and Earth, as well. BORIS is good, too. Gotta have some drone in there.

[Hungryfreak]

I'll run through the Altar album, too. There's Sunn O))) and Boris right there.

There's a reason it's called doom metal, haha.

[WhiffleBallTony]

I'll run through the Altar album, too. There's Sunn O))) and Boris right there.

There's a reason it's called doom metal, haha.
Haha yes. It sounds like the apocalypse.

[Inpheksion]

I say they fail, and Miniature rabbit-bear-fish-ferrets come out of aforementioned hole, and eat the scientists, and then aforementioned creatures turn into delicious ice-cream and pie.

[TakeABow]

I say they fail, and Miniature rabbit-bear-fish-ferrets come out of aforementioned hole, and eat the scientists, and then aforementioned creatures turn into delicious ice-cream and pie.

Your fantasies are unlikely, but beautiful.

[OrdealByFire]

We are done! Bye bye world

[Inpheksion]

Your fantasies are unlikely, but deliciously, beautiful.

You cannot disagree that that would be the most awesome thing to ever happen.

Science creates an animal, that when it passes away, it turns in to chilled ice-cream, and warm fresh baked pie of your choice.

[Ryuzaki]

Doctors are doing this experiment?!?!?!?

I believe you were looking for physicist lmao

Ah, it's getting late, and I just got done slamming my head against the wall after getting to 76% on TTFAF and having my guitar go out on me. xDDD
So an understandable typo, no?

[Inpheksion]

Ah, it's getting late, and I just got done slamming my head against the wall after getting to 76% on TTFAF and having my guitar go out on me. xDDD
So an understandable typo, no?

yes :D:D I just like pointing out comic typos :D:D

[ExpertDrummer]

HEY GUYS!!!!
Its on the History Channel RIGHT NOW!! Channel 62 for me...
History Channel...

[Ubernator]

Seriously, they're so mad that the Europe release of RB2 is so far away that they've decided to destroy the world a few days before the 360 owners in the USA get their hands on it...

Lolz.

In all seriousness, we'll see what happens tomorrow.

[torchinthesky=rainingfire]

i now regret saying that i will be here to witness the end of the world now
i was hoping for huge explosion not black hole
now i HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TO DO
dam

[a21schizoidman]

"well i really want brownies... soooo hmmm... let's take that chance..."


Doctors are doing this experiment?!?!?!?

I believe you were looking for physicist lmao




LMAO
i knew ppl would like my fake interview!

[gosox333]

You know what?

I think it would be a lot easier on everyone if the world just didn't end tomorrow.

[ffwarrior47]

You know what?

I think it would be a lot easier on everyone if the world just didn't end tomorrow.

lol. agrred... pack up everyone... pack up :D

[Sgt Pepper]

I always hate waking up to see that the world is a scarier place...

Anyway, "End of the World" party at my house tonight. BYOB.

[KampfVerein]

The LHC will not bring about the apocalypse now, nor will it do so in October, when the particle collisions begin. Average citizens, please stop this foolish worrying and continue watching "Deal or No Deal" or whatever it is you people do.

Listen to Michio Kaku:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk8Vr00EBHA

[dady5000]

The LHC will not bring about the apocalpyse now, nor will it do so in October, when the particle collisions begin. Average citizens, please stop this foolish worrying and continue watching "Deal or No Deal" or whatever it is you people do.

Listen to Michio Kaku: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk8Vr00EBHA

That's what the endoftheworldwanting people want you to believe!!!!!!!!!

[Lockheed]

Average citizens, please stop this foolish worrying and continue watching "Deal or No Deal" or whatever it is you people do.



Nice PR work there. Whoes your Agent again?

[splatternick]

Nah, the world ain't gonna end. This guy won't let it.

[ExpertDrummer]

Nah, the world ain't gonna end. This guy won't let it.

HAHAHHAH LMAO!! Nice find!

[dady5000]

Nah, the world ain't gonna end. This guy won't let it.

Like I said eariler.


"I, for one, welcome our benefactors" - Dr. Breen

[Purple_Link]

I'm glad to see so many people taking this tongue in cheek. I for one know that the world will not end tonight or on October 21st, without Jesus coming back first. Having faith in a higher being sure makes it easier to sleep at night.

News announcer: here we are at a podium located somewhere, where Jesus is expected to make his first speech to earth in a long time. We take you there live...

Jesus: *arrives at podium*
Audience: *deathly silence*
Jesus: You're all screwed!
Audience:...
Jesus: any questions?
Audience: *everyone raises their hands*

[BuRn7 CaK3]

According to this, there's going to be an experiment to create a black hole and may destroy us all. No. I'm not kidding!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24556999/

This was on the Loop of AotS Last night. and honestly, it most likely will be harmless.

its just like the Y2k Fear.

[Ryuzaki]

Not to mention that this whole black hole thing has been parodied for a while now. See the "Top 10 Threats To Destroy The World" or whatever it was called. In there, they did a few calculations, and apparently if one of the black holes did become permanently stable, it would take a long-as-hell time (hundreds of thousands of years? Millions? I can't remember) for it to actually "Destroy Earth and mankind". Between you and me, I only plan on living for another 60 years or so.

[splatternick]

We've still got a while yet, because they're only testing it on wednesday.
The actual experiment is sometime in October. That's gonna be one hell of a halloween trick!

[TakeABow]

Between you and me, I only plan on living for another 60 years or so.

I will keep your secret safe.

[Ryuzaki]

I will keep your secret safe.

Thank you very much. As you may know, anybody who might happen to have a Death Note lying around would certainly ruin my plans, if they knew of this.

[Bearclaw]

From what i've read and heard, they are testing to make sure it runs correctly tomorrow. The actual colliding of the protons is happening in October :D

Yay we have another month!


On subject with that, THIS (http://www.cracked.com/article_16583_5-scientific-experiments-most-likely-end-world.html) is a f**king HILARIOUS read.
Wow, ****ing epic. Doomsday scenarios are so enjoyable, especially when described with a sarcastic spin.

"God 1, Science 999,999"


Thank you very much. As you may know, anybody who might happen to have a Death Note lying around would certainly ruin my plans, if they knew of this.
*Ding* Hello!

[Cpt. Overkill]

OH LAWD!

We is alive!

THANK YA LAWD!

[Purple_Link]

http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,25642,24324632-5014239,00.html
this is a collection of what would seem to be comments from the website.

[Ryuzaki]

*Ding* Hello!

T_T Oh my God you stole my face!

[DarkSide247]

Thank you very much. As you may know, anybody who might happen to have a Death Note lying around would certainly ruin my plans, if they knew of this.


Wow, ****ing epic. Doomsday scenarios are so enjoyable, especially when described with a sarcastic spin.

"God 1, Science 999,999"

*Ding* Hello!
The awesomeness of these posts just created a black hole.


<___________<

[jak0b27]

**** Im Scared Ahh ****

[Lockheed]

The awesomeness of these posts just created a black hole.


<___________<

Sweet, just let me grab a few things......

[sillystou]

Hmmmm, that would suck ass. I finally hook up with my soulmate and the world ends? :(

[sphere]

Well I'm glad we have a way of keeping track of the uneducated conspiracy nuts here finally... they all come out in one thread!

CREATIONISM FTW! Who's with me! :rolleyes:

[CCZMAN77]

Now that we lived, this damn huge machine better produce something awesome that doesn't kill us all.

[Alright_Computer]

They just reported the results of the test yesterday (http://icantdrawfeet.com/comics/2008-06-26-LHC.PNG)!! I, for one, am not surprised.

[Sgt Pepper]

I have a plan.

We steal the mechanism.

And we hold the world ransom for...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l91ISfcuzDw

[Mikey803]

^you and your crazy world domination schemes....

[Elegy]

I have a plan.

We steal the mechanism.

And we hold the world ransom for...


the black screen of death?

[Lockheed]

the black screen of death?

Let it load! lol

[Elegy]

Let it load! lol


not understanding, it doesn't do anything when I push play.

[Lockheed]

not understanding, it doesn't do anything when I push play.

youtube.com/watch?v=l91ISfcuzDw

And it doesn't let you just past a link from youtube, it embeds the video.

[Elegy]

youtube.com/watch?v=l91ISfcuzDw

malformed video ID...

[Sgt Pepper]

I'm actually also getting a black screen on it now. Strange, as it was fine a minute ago. Either way, it was just a video of Dr. Evil saying "One million dollars." Nothing revolutionary.

[Hungryfreak]

All the LHC managed to do was create a small black hole in the Rock Band data for Moving Pictures, further delaying the album.

[Inpheksion]

All the LHC managed to do was create a small black hole in the Rock Band data for Moving Pictures, further delaying the album.

it would be so amazing if MP was released on tuesday.... RB2 + MP = Epicage

[Elegy]

Hmm...my prediction will be the world will ALMOST end, but Fake Steven Tyler will enlist the aid of Fake Geddy Lee and Fake Bruce Dickinson, and face off against the epic black hole, a la Sonic Adventure Battle 2 style

[BuRn7 CaK3]

Am i Dead?

*Checks Vital Signs*

Yup! oh wait. No!

[Hungryfreak]

Am i Dead?

*Checks Vital Signs*

Yup! oh wait. No!

No, we're missing Vital Signs. We're missing the entire Moving Pictures album!

[a21schizoidman]

No, we're missing Vital Signs. We're missing the entire Moving Pictures album!

the whole thing was caught in the Camera Eye

[Dustincopter]

So lyke, goodbye sweeden?

[Hungryfreak]

the whole thing was caught in the Camera Eye

This whole LHC thing is just one big Witch Hunt!

[a21schizoidman]

This whole LHC thing is just one big Witch Hunt!

let's get in our Red Barchetta and get them!

[BuRn7 CaK3]

No, we're missing Vital Signs. We're missing the entire Moving Pictures album!

Oh yeah.

My Vital signs still says im dead. by why and how am i still continuing to post on here?:eek:

[Hungryfreak]

let's get in our Red Barchetta and get them!

What a journey it would be, comparable to that of Tom Sawyer!

[a21schizoidman]

What a journey it would be, comparable to that of Tom Sawyer!

and when we get famous, we too will be in the Limelight!

[Hungryfreak]

and when we get famous, we too will be in the Limelight!

And then... something to do with YYZ... I've got nothing...

[a21schizoidman]

And then... something to do with YYZ... I've got nothing...

then we'll fly to YYZ and get wasted in Toronto

[BuRn7 CaK3]

then we'll fly to YYZ and get wasted in Toronto

Then we can go for the Witch Hunt.