The almost sexual innuendo + HMX Band + Song parody thread

[xfMike]

Well, I was bored... really bored. I figured it would be kind of neat (and useless) to see how creative some of us can be using HMX bands as sexual innuendo, while parodying songs/jingles from random commercials or other products. By all means, each band name can (and should :)) be re-used if your parody comes out good.

Here is my take:

My Vagiant has a first name,
It's O-S-C-A-R.
My Vagiant has a second name,
It's M-A-Y-E-R.
Oh I love to eat it everyday,
And if you ask me why say,
Cause' Oscar Mayer has a way with V-A-G-I-A-N-T!!!!

[MasterTick]

It's not really an inuendo if the name is f****** Vagiant.

[xfMike]

It's not really an inuendo if the name is f****** Vagiant.

True. I did say I was bored, and have already stated this thread would be useless in the first place. Not to mention the title says "almost sexual innuendo." ;)

[arniejolt]

hmn...

Bud Light Presents: REAL MEN OF GENIUS!
Real men of genius!
Today we salute you, Mr. Almost Sexual Innuendo Singer!
Mr. Almost Sexual Innuendo Singer!
You've spent your life trying to pick up women with sexually suggestive pick-up lines, now you pick up a paycheck singing those same pick-up lines!
Have you ever tried Man-sausage?
Whether you're singing at a Bar, Bar Mitzvahs, or even Children's Birthday Party, you can't help but sing about what to do with that hot dog!
Who's from Nantucket?
You're proud that your Sexually Suggestive lyrics is gaining you attention, even if it gets you in trouble with the authorities!
It was just a joke, officer!
So crack open a cold one, mister, because whenever you sing, nothing is EVER subtle!
Mr. Almost Sexual Innuendo Singer!
Anheuser Busch, Rock Band Forum!

Ah, that was fun!

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[The_Wurm]

hmn...

Bud Light Presents: REAL MEN OF GENIUS!
Real men of genius!
Today we salute you, Mr. Almost Sexual Innuendo Singer!
Mr. Almost Sexual Innuendo Singer!
You've spent your life trying to pick up women with sexually suggestive pick-up lines, now you pick up a paycheck singing those same pick-up lines!
Have you ever tried Man-sausage?
Whether you're singing at a Bar, Bar Mitzvahs, or even Children's Birthday Party, you can't help but sing about what to do with that hot dog!
Who's from Nantucket?
You're proud that your Sexually Suggestive lyrics is gaining you attention, even if it gets you in trouble with the authorities!
It was just a joke, officer!
So crack open a cold one, mister, because whenever you sing, nothing is EVER subtle!
Mr. Almost Sexual Innuendo Singer!
Anheuser Busch, Rock Band Forum!

Ah, that was fun!



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