Who Would Win In a Fight...Colbert vs Norris

[justinautry]

if these two gods fought who would be the victor?

[Eerif]

Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick Stephen Colbert to the moon.

[gosox333]

Colbert wins just because he's Colbert. That's all he needs.

[theantkid12]

Is this fight sanctioned? If not Apples wins by default

[lawrence1103]

Norris

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[navaha42]

Steven Colbert. His manly manliness cannot be defeated!!!

[Refero]

Stephen Colbert. :D

Chuck Norris wouldn't stand a chance against his wit.

[CheezerRox]

I don't know...I CAN'T CHOOSE!!!

I don't thinbk that it's impossible that one can't kill the other, though, so I can't vote. :(

[ThrobingCane]

Chuck Norris would win!!

[Stewie]

Chuck Norris!!!!!!

[Crackerdamus101]

my prediction will be that colbert would be winning and norris, bloodied and disgraced at this point, would be crawling on the ground in pain. colbert at this point would tag team with morgan freeman. when morgan freeman steps in, he will narrate chuck norris' pain with his silky smooth voice. the awesomeness of his voice will penetrate norris' ears and infiltrate his brain. Thus, norris' head will explode. colbert and freeman win!