The Best Musician EVER

[Hungryfreak]

Who is the greatest musician to have ever existed?

Poll in a moment.

[DarkSide247]

Frank Zappa. ;)

[Hungryfreak]

Time to heap copious amounts of praise on those who deserve it ;)

[MeleeMan]

Rivers Cuomo is the greatest musician ever.

[Hungryfreak]

Rivers Cuomo is the greatest musician ever.

If he's so great, how come he didn't make the poll? :cool:

[MeleeMan]

If he's so great, how come he didn't make the poll? :cool:

Becuase you love Frank Zappa so much. How is Israel?

[DarkSide247]

Time to heap copious amounts of praise on those who deserve it ;)
"Dreamed I was an Eskimo!
Frozen wind began to blow...
And my momma cried:
Boo-a-hoo hoo-ooo
And my momma cried:
Nanook-a, no no!
Nanook-a, no no!
Don't be a naughty Eskimo!

Watch out where the huskies go,
And don't you eat that yellow snow!
Watch out where the huskies go,
And don't you eat that yellow snow!

Right about that time, people...
A fur trapper, who was strictly from commercial...
(Strict-ly com-mer-cial!)
Had the unmitigated audacity to jump,
up from behind my igaloo!
(Peek-a-boo -ooh -ooh oooh!)
And he started in to whippin' on my favorite baby seal,
With a lead-filled snow shoe!
That got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be...
So I bent down and I reached down and I swooped down...
And I gathered up a generous mitten full of the deadly yellow snow!

The deadly yellow snow, from right there where the huskies go!
Whereupon I proceeded to take that mitten full.
Of the deadly yellow snow crystals...
And rub it all into his beady little eyes!
With a vigorous circular motion...
Hitherto unknown to the people...
Of this area,
But destined to take the place of the mudshark in your Mythology!

Here it goes ... the circular motion!
Rub it!
And then, in a fit of anger, I pounced...
And I pounced again!

Great Googly Moogly!

And he was very upset as you can understand...
And rightly so because the deadly yellow snow crystals...had deprived him of his sight!
And he stood up, and he looked around and he said:
Oh no, I can't see..
He took a dog doo snow cone and,
stuffed it in my right eye!
He took a dog doo snow cone and,
Stuffed it in my other eye!
And the husky wee-wee, I mean the
Doggy wee-wee has blinded me...
And I can't see - temporarily!"

[Hungryfreak]

I think I need to eat at St. Alphonso's Pancake Breakfast now, haha.


Becuase you love Frank Zappa so much. How is Israel?

Rivers just needs to try harder, haha. And Israel's great. I've had a lot of free time this weekend, though, so I've been on a bit.

[MeleeMan]

I think I need to eat at St. Alphonso's Pancake Breakfast now, haha.



Rivers just needs to try harder, haha. And Israel's great. I've had a lot of free time this weekend, though, so I've been on a bit.

Tell me something about it. I am planning on going in a few years.

[Hungryfreak]

Tell me something about it. I am planning on going in a few years.

Well, it's hot for starters, haha. Just try to pick up a good Israeli accent. They like to rip tourists off there.

[a21schizoidman]

well, Carl Palmer, but since he's not on the poll, I vote God (who is of course Frank Zappa)

[MeleeMan]

Well, it's hot for starters, haha. Just try to pick up a good Israeli accent. They like to rip tourists off there.

Well my dad is Jewish if that helps.

[Hungryfreak]

Well my dad is Jewish if that helps.

It does no one any good unless they have an accent. I'm in a Jewish school and a few of my classmates have been ripped off already, haha. I'm just lucky I'm good at picking up accents.

But enough about that. If you want to know more, check out the infrequently updated blog in my profile that updates with short and vague updates about some things I've done.

For now until the mods lock it, this thread is about Frank Zappa.

[DarkSide247]

It does no one any good unless they have an accent. I'm in a Jewish school and a few of my classmates have been ripped off already, haha. I'm just lucky I'm good at picking up accents.

But enough about that. If you want to know more, check out the infrequently updated blog in my profile that updates with short and vague updates about some things I've done.

For now until the mods lock it, this thread is about Frank Zappa.
Here's one with your father's moustache, your old cookie jar, rubbers, sneakers, galoshes, belt buckles, and book covers with the name of your high school neatly imprinted in crimson and gold on the front with a picture of the goal post and last year's queen.

[Hungryfreak]

Here's one with your father's moustache, your old cookie jar, rubbers, sneakers, galoshes, belt buckles, and book covers with the name of your high school neatly imprinted in crimson and gold on the front with a picture of the goal post and last year's queen.

Zappa Bless America
Land that I love
Stand beside her,
And guide her,
Through the night
With the light from Above

And this will be the only obsession thread I make, since I am opposed to them. Zappa can make me transcend even my own rules, though, haha.

[DarkSide247]

Zappa Bless America
Land that I love
Stand beside her,
And guide her,
Through the night
With the light from Above
I pledge allegiance to the Mothers of Invention, and to the Zappa for which it stands: one fanbase under Zappa, indivisible, With music and laughs for all.

[Hungryfreak]

Maybe I should move to Montana soon to start a dental floss tycoon...

[DarkSide247]

Maybe I should move to Montana soon to start a dental floss tycoon...
That's a good idea. Hey, my bands needs a place to practice, does Joe have a garage?

(Btw, Hungryfreak, check out the band Gong, they're pretty good)

[a21schizoidman]

(Btw, Hungryfreak, check out the band Gong, they're pretty good)

Heavy Tune is my fav. Gong song

[Hungryfreak]

That's a good idea. Hey, my bands needs a place to practice, does Joe have a garage?

(Btw, Hungryfreak, check out the band Gong, they're pretty good)

He does, but it isn't very large. There's just enough room to cram the drums in the corner over by the dodge (a '54 with a mashed up door).

I'll check them out, though right now I'm reading the gospel (listening to Apostrophe, haha)

[DarkSide247]

Heavy Tune is my fav. Gong song
Mine's Wingful of Eyes.

^ Oh that's a shame. But I'm sure I can fit with my second-hand Fender stratocaster with a whammy bar.

[a21schizoidman]

Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

[Hungryfreak]

You can hook it up to his cheesy little amp. It has a sign on the front saying "fender champ"

[DarkSide247]

You can hook it up to his cheesy little amp. It has a sign on the front saying "fender champ"
Does he have a couple quarts a beer? If so, then it's a done deal.

[K_rok8923]

Communist!

[Oz1215]

Next we should make a mike portnoy thread and a Marillion thread :D


WE SHALL TAKE THESE FORUMS

[afterstasis]

you left off kate pierson.

[Sveppi]

Matthew Bellamy, clean and simple.

[m00p]

Bob Dylan.

[Alright_Computer]

Hayley Williams.

DUH....