Worst Movie(s) You've Ever Seen

[mysticneji]

Was kinda bored so thought I would start a thread. I did a search but nothing came up so if this has been done before, I'm sorry. As the title says what is the worst movie or movies you've seen? The worst I have seen are Manos: The Hands of Fate and The Grapes of Wrath.

I know a lot of people say that The Grapes of Wrath is a classic but I was so bored watching this movie. I had never been so bored in my life. Well up until I saw Manos: The Hands of Fate. This movie practically put me to sleep. The acting (if you want to call it that) was so terrible. The only thing that kinda saved it was that it was on MST3k.

[Renrock]

:eek: Way to many to even know where to begin.

[ffwarrior47]

hmm.... meet the spartans.

i wasn't expecting much, but it was just horrible... first movie i've ever walked out on.

[seamjessjosh]

Gigli. I forgive Ben Affleck but Jennifer Lopez must now die. That is all.

[mysticneji]

hmm.... meet the spartans.

i wasn't expecting much, but it was just horrible... first movie i've ever walked out on.

Man, I wanted to walk out of the theater watching the previews to this movie. That's how bad it looked. I can't stand almost all of these parody movies. I mean the 1st and 4th Scary Movies are my favorites and maybe a few others I can't remember but the rest are just trash.

[CCDaDon]

That Bewitched movie that came out not too long ago... I think i actually fell asleep during it.

[voodooclown]

Timecop with Van Damme....oh my god save me from the memmories

[seamjessjosh]

Man, I wanted to walk out of the theater watching the previews to this movie. That's how bad it looked. I can't stand almost all of these parody movies. I mean the 1st and 4th Scary Movies are my favorites and maybe a few others I can't remember but the rest are just trash.

I bought "Meet the Spartans" on Blu-Ray for my girlfriend because 300 was one of her favorite movies ever (don't ask me why). It was recently thrown at me.

[Daesania]

Butterfly effect. HATED THAT MOVIE.

[ffwarrior47]

Butterfly effect. HATED THAT MOVIE.

lol i liked that movie...

[Rock_Starman]

Da Hip Hop Witch was the worst.

The Others and The Grave of the Fireflies are the only ones I ever actually fell asleep during.

Pan's Labyrinth and Bridge to Teribithia were the most horribly misleading though Pan's was still decent.

[CCDaDon]

Butterfly effect. HATED THAT MOVIE.

you hate everything

[The_Wurm]

Babes in toyland was a terrible movie starring drew barrymore and keanu reeves.


Also maximum overdrive was an awesomely bad horror movie from the mind a Steven King with AC/DC as the entire soundtrack. If you've never seen this movie, definitely check it out and prepare to be amazed;)

[afterstasis]

dead and breakfast.

[BayouBengal032]

-Meet the Spartans
-Hellboy
-Meet the Spartans
-Napoleon Dynamite (I know alot of people LOVED this movie but I hated it)
-Meet the Spartans

[seamjessjosh]

-Napoleon Dynamite (I know alot of people LOVED this movie but I hated it)

I thought I was the only one.... Honestly, I did.

[Renrock]

Pan's Labyrinth and Bridge to Teribithia were the most horribly misleading though Pan's was still decent.

QFT. Now while I may have ended up liking both in the end , neither of them was the movie I went to see. Trailer swerve'd !


And now that you mention it. I will also claim my worse as Napoleon Dynamite. I don't care how many times I hear my friends tell me I have to watch it multiple times to make it funny. . . I didn't wanna finish it the first time.

[ELDUDEARINO69]

Napoleon Dynamite

Period.

[Squ34K]

Anybody here ever see the old film/b&w school video "Reefer Madness"?:D

[BayouBengal032]

And now that you mention it. I will also claim my worse as Napoleon Dynamite. I don't care how many times I hear my friends tell me I have to watch it multiple times to make it funny. . . I didn't wanna finish it the first time.

Yeah all my friends told me that too. (This is like one of my roommates favorite movies) So I watched it again on Comedy Central, well about 3/4 of it, still not funny to me. Oh well.

[MissMoongoddess]

Eyes Wide Shut - (WORST MOVIE EVER)
Meet Joe Black - (Longest pause in a film EVER)
The Black Dahlia
Signs
Hostel (part 2 was much better though)

I know there are more but I have to go to the store :p

[mysticneji]

lol, figured I would put a clip from Manos: The Hands of Fate. Hope you enjoy a clip from what is called the worst movie ever made (yes even worse then Plan 9 from Outer Space).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt6pP-eQUUU

Unlucky for you all this doesn't have the MST3K guys there to make it a little better.

[Daesania]

you hate everything

actually, i dont. but please play again.

[Fizzywix]

Definately Freddy Got Fingered

[Hungryfreak]

Was kinda bored so thought I would start a thread. I did a search but nothing came up so if this has been done before, I'm sorry. As the title says what is the worst movie or movies you've seen? The worst I have seen are Manos: The Hands of Fate and The Grapes of Wrath.

I know a lot of people say that The Grapes of Wrath is a classic but I was so bored watching this movie. I had never been so bored in my life. Well up until I saw Manos: The Hands of Fate. This movie practically put me to sleep. The acting (if you want to call it that) was so terrible. The only thing that kinda saved it was that it was on MST3k.

Oh, I've seen Manos and I love it for how incredibly bad it was. I'm a sucker for B, C, D and even F horror/sci fi movies.


dead and breakfast.

I once saw that movie in a video store, laughed at the title and put it down to look for Dead-Alive. I might have picked it up if I had more money, haha.

The worst I've seen is Mean Girls. I've been forced to watch it twice (long school trips in those fancy buses with the tv screens and VCRs). Come to think of it, those bus trips are how I see movies that I consider to be the worst in general (National Treasure, Accepted, etc...). Those are just movies that are bad with NO redeeming value. You can't even laugh at how bad it is like with Manos. They just make me want to rip off my legs and flog myself to death with them.

[Fausttt]

lady in the water. no competition. worst movie i ever subjected myself to.

[sa_nick]

lady in the water. no competition. worst movie i ever subjected myself to.

Lady in the movie wasnt of of M Night's best. I wouldn't go as far as too say there are no movies worse than it.

Meet the spartans was pretty bad, I only got maybe 10 minutes into it then left and managed to get a refund.

I started wathing Hell Ride the other night but couldnt stand it anymore after about half an hour.

Those are the only 2 films ive ever walked out on/turned off purely coz i hated them so much.

[mysticneji]

Oh, I've seen Manos and I love it for how incredibly bad it was. I'm a sucker for B, C, D and even F horror/sci fi movies.



I once saw that movie in a video store, laughed at the title and put it down to look for Dead-Alive. I might have picked it up if I had more money, haha.


lol, well some people do love bad movies. I know that there are a couple I like. But this one was just to bad for me. Supposedly they had to dub over everything since the camera they used didn't pick up any of there lines. I can believe it with they way they sounded.

[AnarchyintheUK]

I never understood the whole love affair with films like Hostel and Saw. I've never watched them as I have no desire to but all my friends who've seen Hostel say that the first half is simply porn and the second half is torture and overall its just crap.

[ThadJarvis64]

I will say Frogs by Alfred Hitchcock. It came out in the 70s and I bought it on DVD and it has a frog eating someone on the front and in the whole movie no one dies, it just shows frogs enlarging. Go watch it and tell me what you think

[Oscar-Rio]

worst movie i've ever seen was Crank.

[Nourez]

hmm.... meet the spartans.

i wasn't expecting much, but it was just horrible... first movie i've ever walked out on.

Close, Epic Movie. It was on TMN one day and I tried to sit through it, but god, it was TERRIBLE. I mean, the ONLY remotely funny part was when that Fairy or whatever tell Kal Penn that he has to go to the White Castle, and he's like "Why do I feel like I've been there before?".

[Hamsterhitman]

Epic Movie and Alien Vs. Predator both sucked miserably.

23 was bad, but in a sort of funny way.

[Transbrak]

Ive seen lots of bad movies and it's kinda hard to pin down one so lets say

movie that was the biggest dissapointment

the matrix reloaded, easily, after the first one I was psyched and let the theater feeling like I had been ripped off

[Nourez]

Da Hip Hop Witch was the worst.

The Others and The Grave of the Fireflies are the only ones I ever actually fell asleep during.

Pan's Labyrinth and Bridge to Teribithia were the most horribly misleading though Pan's was still decent.

Pan's was overrated, but not all that bad. But how in the hell did you fall asleep in Grave of the Fireflies? It is hands down the best animated films ever made, and quite frankly, one of the best anti war films ever made (The best is still Johnny Got His Gun).

[Hungryfreak]

lol, well some people do love bad movies. I know that there are a couple I like. But this one was just to bad for me. Supposedly they had to dub over everything since the camera they used didn't pick up any of there lines. I can believe it with they way they sounded.

Close... the voices were rerecorded by three people :D

And Torgo was meant to be a satyr thing, but he wore the costume wrong and ended up with giant kneecaps, haha.

[hmxhenry]

Chairman of the Board. Starring Carrot Top. As a surfing inventor who (somehow) gets put in charge of a multi million dollar company.

Seriously.

[RicoTheAwesomeCat]

Chairman of the Board. Starring Carrot Top. As a surfing inventor who (someone) gets put in charge of a multi million dollar company.

Seriously.

I've never even heard of this, but it still wins, just the thought of it made me puke.

[Hungryfreak]

Chairman of the Board. Starring Carrot Top. As a surfing inventor who (someone) gets put in charge of a multi million dollar company.

Seriously.

I fold...

That might be just as bad as if not worse than any of the "Genre" Movie series on premise alone.

[Runesmith]

Biodome. The soundtrack was surprisingly awesome, though.

[Renrock]

Chairman of the Board. Starring Carrot Top. As a surfing inventor who (someone) gets put in charge of a multi million dollar company.

Seriously.

You take that back !

[Ryyke]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114658/

I watched this as a kid. I was probably ten or so. Even then I couldn't finish it because it was just too painful to watch.

[navaha42]

It is hands down the best animated films ever made, and quite frankly, one of the best anti war films ever made (The best is still Johnny Got His Gun).

Isn't that the movie that Metallica used in the video for One?

[BaneOfIcarus]

The Constant Gardener. That movie could be condensed to an hour at least.....

[ExpertDrummer]

:eek: Way to many to even know where to begin.

Im with you.WAY to many.

If I would pick,I would say EVERY movie after Scary Movie 1.Every movie as in Scary Movie 2-4,Date Movie,Superhero Movie,Epic Movie,Meet The Spartans,Disaster Movie.Am I missing 1?I dont know,so many stupid parody movies.I didn't watch some of these but IF they do parody's of GOOD movies,they deserve to die.

[rgdrafting]

The Constant Gardener. That movie could be condensed to an hour at least.....

Yeah, but the book was really good.

For me:

Snakes On A Plane
Howard The Duck
Shakes The Clown
Hot To Trot

[ExpertDrummer]

Chairman of the Board. Starring Carrot Top. As a surfing inventor who (someone) gets put in charge of a multi million dollar company.

Seriously.

Hahaha I saw this movie like 2 months ago on TV(WGN),and you are right,it is a stupid and weird movie.
Plus,Carrot Top scares me.

[bood-boy]

'Exit Wounds' starring Steven Seagal and DMX
'The Caveman's Valentine' starring Sam L.

[TopazDolphin]

Count me as another "Napoleon Dynamite" hater. I do like the scene with the llama... XD

Other films:
"Down to Earth"- love Chris Rock, but so unfunny it was painful.
"Kiss the Girls"- ugh, Ashley Judd upstaged everyone in that film...
"Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life"- almost walked out of this one
"The War of the Worlds" (w/ Tom Cruise)- almost walked out of this one, too
"Saw"- too much gore don't make a good film...

[Cubecubed]

Super Mario Bros.(WHY did they turn Bowser into Dennis Hopper with spiky Hair???, and dont get me started on the goombas)

[BevoTheWarrior]

Troll 2... that thing was a steaming turd.

[Hastyl3]

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. This movie wasn't like terrible bad. It's hilarious bad.











And Dungeons And Dragons. I was watching out of curiosity towards why it got a **** rating: Some Of The Worst Acting I've seen in a commercial movie ever.

[Gartz]

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzd0R_OeOc

It hurts.

[mlothar16]

Hostel was a terrible movie, the characters were done so poorly that I was laughing when they were being tortured

and the happening was the worst thing to ever happen to Mark Wahlberg and M night
terrible movie with acting that would have been better done by members of who's line

[AxlVanHagar]

Armageddon. Actually pretty much anything "directed" by Michael Bay. Talentless hack.

[kiggidykev]

The latest cringe-worthy one I saw was The Hebrew Hammer. Supposed to be a Jewish parody of Shaft, but absolutely nothing in it worked, and the jokes stank.

[JoshuaB81285]

The Grudge and Wolf Creek were the only 2 movies I've seriously ever wanted to walk out on. It wasn't my choice to see those movies, friends wanted to see them. And had I not rode with one of my friends, I probably WOULD have walked out.

[Grimlouis]

any uwe boll movie
Doom
Elektra
Ultraviolet
resident evil 2
tokyo drift
2fast 2furious
texas chainsaw massacre (the one with jessica biel)
godsend
hide and seek
pathfinder
mr and mrs smith

[R33DH4M]

Indian Jones & The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Underworld: Evolution
The Fast and the Furious
Meet the Fockers

[Paradisebaby]

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzd0R_OeOc

It hurts.

Holy %$§&, was this made by bored 12-year old kids??

Anyway, the greatest waste of time are Meet the Spartans and Fantastic Movie. The Scary Movies were acceptable, but this parodys are getting worse every time:mad:

[ffwarrior47]

Chairman of the Board. Starring Carrot Top. As a surfing inventor who (someone) gets put in charge of a multi million dollar company.

Seriously.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-hGOIsfX-Y


whaaaat? this movie was great! :D

[A New Pyro Fool]

Um... Epic Movie.

Waste of my 9 bucks.

[Skittles]

Superhero Movie, it had potential at first since it had Leslie Nielson
so I ended up watching in class
I didnt laugh even a bit, while everyone else did
just shows how easily amused high school students of today are
damn shame it is

[The_Wurm]

lol Troll 2

Pretty **** movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egwD4jTo3GE&feature=related

[CycoMiko138]

Freddy Got Fingered.


Why?Just why?:confused:

[theantkid12]

Freddy Got Fingered.


Why?Just why?:confused:
I've never seen the movie, just remember the name from a Family Guy clip lol.

[Der_Lex]

There's a lot of bad movies out there, but the worst for me are the ones that could have been good (because of the source material or something else) but somehow really screwed up.

My personal choice for worst movie I've ever seen would be Troy. Very mediocre acting (except for Eric Bana, I'll give him that), dull and often overly posed battle scenes, a horrendous, pompous soundtrack and, worst of all, god-awful writing. I've never really forgiven this piece of trash for basically taking a dump all over a beloved work of literature.

[AeroZeppelinSevenfold]

Any of the worst movies would have to be the parodies after Scary Movie. They are just getting ridiculous now.

[mysticneji]

Yeah, but the book was really good.

For me:

Snakes On A Plane
Howard The Duck
Shakes The Clown
Hot To Trot

I knew someone had to say this one sooner or later. I love that movie though! If they would ever release it on dvd I know everyone in my family would buy a copy.

[ThrobingCane]

the Leprechan movie that was in the hood. i dont know what it was called
Lady in the water
Hellraiser deader
Shreik

[svartikins]

Epic Movie. By far the worst movie I've ever seen.
99% of the "Sci-Fi Original Movies". Most of them are stupid. A few are stupidly funny, and therefore are not the worst movies ever.

EDIT: But nothing as bad as this
Wicker man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo)

[mysticneji]

the Leprechan movie that was in the hood. i dont know what it was called
Lady in the water
Hellraiser deader
Shreik

I believe it's called Leprechaun in the Hood.

[JukeBoxHero]

Superhero Movie, it had potential at first since it had Leslie Nielson
so I ended up watching in class
I didnt laugh even a bit, while everyone else did
just shows how easily amused high school students of today are
damn shame it is

Yeah those parody movies are crap.

[Elegy]

An Inconvenient Truth.

[ThrobingCane]

I believe it's called Leprechaun in the Hood.

Yeah i kinda figured that, but i didnt know for sure.

[Inpheksion]

Drillbit Taylor


has maybe 10 minutes of watch-worthy footage in the entire thing

[Moiread]

I've been thrown out of several movies for 'commentating' (including Titanic, The Passion, and all three Lord of the Rings), but the only movie I ever walked out of was Daredevil...

[Runesmith]

Super Babies: Baby Geniuses 2. I'll let you judge for yourself, though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vfUDVR8nec

The fact that this is the French version of the film makes it even funnier.

[Ultimatum]

Mr. 3000.

First movie I fell asleep in.

[Hungryfreak]

Here's the pinnacle of horrible horror/sci fi movies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qrtQsxmIoU

It's absolutely hilariously bad.

[ThrobingCane]

Seed of Chucky, When i saw this movie in theatres about 30 people were there in the beginig of the movie and like 3 were there at the end.

Dumb and Dumberer, im sick of them remaking all of Jim careys movies.

[Mex]

"Showgirls"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCCjdUeMAO0

[mysticneji]

"Showgirls"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCCjdUeMAO0

You know I've never actually seen that movie, but I hear terrible things about it, lol.

Another really bad movie I've seen was Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. It's not terrible but it's not really good either. Santa Claus just gets annoying after a while just like the rest of the cast.

[ExpertDrummer]

Count me as another "Napoleon Dynamite" hater. I do like the scene with the llama... XD

Other films:
"Down to Earth"- love Chris Rock, but so unfunny it was painful.
"Kiss the Girls"- ugh, Ashley Judd upstaged everyone in that film...
"Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life"- almost walked out of this one
"The War of the Worlds" (w/ Tom Cruise)- almost walked out of this one, too
"Saw"- too much gore don't make a good film...

Oh yeeaahh! You reminded me about SAW.I like SAW 1 & 2 but then the rest got OLD and STUPID and was waayy to repititive,same traps,same idea,HORRIBLE movies.

Did you know there coming out with SAW V???(5) or was it IV (4).Ehhh,I dont remember,there all the same.

[Hungryfreak]

Another really bad movie I've seen was Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. It's not terrible but it's not really good either. Santa Claus just gets annoying after a while just like the rest of the cast.

A classic in horrible movies. Hilariously stupid and that polar bear suit was the pinnacle of bad costumes.

[MissMoongoddess]

Fargo.... I just saw this movie and it was horrible. How the hell did it win 2 Oscars? For something that's suppose to be a true story and a pretty serious one at that it came off like a comedy of sorts. That is 2 hours I want back.

[Fausttt]

I've been thrown out of several movies for 'commentating' (including Titanic, The Passion, and all three Lord of the Rings), but the only movie I ever walked out of was Daredevil...

and it's people like YOU that get me kicked out of theaters. I poured my drink and popcorn over some 15 year old punks that were "commentating" on a movie i hadn't seen. Worth every penny to see their smug faces in shock. Some other guy almost got his face beat in when he wouldn't shut up when asked politely, then made a joke abou tmy wife under his breath. When i stood up and he saw how big i was, he shut the hell up quick. I even got applauded when i knocked some dude's nachos all over himself when he wouldn't shut up.

I am NOT a mean guy, or even have a temper. But when my 6 year old and 8 year old comment on how rude certain people are in theaters, that's pathetic. I'll ask them nicely ONCE only. Let's just hope you don't end up in my theaters.

[Fausttt]

Oh yeeaahh! You reminded me about SAW.I like SAW 1 & 2 but then the rest got OLD and STUPID and was waayy to repititive,same traps,same idea,HORRIBLE movies.

Did you know there coming out with SAW V???(5) or was it IV (4).Ehhh,I dont remember,there all the same.

SAW was the movie that wanted really badly to be Se7en, but wasn't nearly as good.

[bengino]

ever EVER ever?

there's about three on the list of raunchy for me...

Battlefield Earth (Travolta's worst bar none)
Blood Dolls (so bad that it is almost good)
Wolf Creek (still can't believe my roomate at the time and I paid to see this rubbish crap)

i can almost include Spider-Man 3 in this list, what garbage that overhyped movie was, almost walked out of the theater in disgust

[BigMonkE]

Meet the Spartans. I was like ":|" the entire time. Didn't laugh, chuckle, or even smile once. Just ":|".

[maitee1]

Personally, Leatherheads had to be one of the worst. Nightwatch was pretty bad too. A lot of others I rate pretty low have been listed already.

[culturedog]

By far the most excruciating experience I've ever had at the cinema was Ronald Maxwell's filmic turd Gods And Generals. However, here are a few other bringers of the pain:

Henry Poole Is Here (horrible, spoon fed treacle with paper thin characters)
The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Lame Warrior (sub-SciFi channel boredom inducer)
Crash (Paul Haggis shovels heavy handed thesis on racism but fails to understand it)
The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl (Robert Rodriguez fails - in 3-D!)
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (Pinehead has casual conversations. And CD Head?)
The Crow: City of Angels (An abomination and an insult to the memory of Brandon Lee)
Fresh Horses (Molly Ringworm is damaged goods and Andrew McCarthy is boring)
Obsession (a shameless ripoff of Vertigo. There's a special place in Hell for DePalma)
Raising Cane (Brian DePalma tries ripping off Hitchcock again and goes off his meds)
Wolf (Mike Nichols tries to make a thinking man's creature feature. And zzzzz.....)
Legends of the Fall (Good looking guys looking good and fighting over a girl)
Good Will Hunting (The janitor's really a genius. Riiight. It IS your fault!)
The Black Dahlia (DePalma again - destroying one of America's most interesting stories)
Damage (Jeremy Irons bangs his son's wife. The end)
Eyes Wide Shut (Kubrick tries channeling Kieslowski. And fails spectacularly)
Saw (didn't push the envelope enough, and the twist is there just to be a twist)
The Passion of the Christ (Mel Gibson crams guilt down the audience's gullet)
Serendipity (selfish people hurting good people in their lives. Romantic, innit?)
American Pie (I drove my Chevy into the levee wall after not laughing for two hours)
Closer (excruciating Mike Nichols torture. I longed for an airplane to crash into any given scene and erase all of these dysfunctional a**wipes from the face of the Earth)

[brobot]

The Legend of Quiltface

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP4H3vvLVGg

[Moiread]

and it's people like YOU that get me kicked out of theaters. I poured my drink and popcorn over some 15 year old punks that were "commentating" on a movie i hadn't seen. Worth every penny to see their smug faces in shock. Some other guy almost got his face beat in when he wouldn't shut up when asked politely, then made a joke abou tmy wife under his breath. When i stood up and he saw how big i was, he shut the hell up quick. I even got applauded when i knocked some dude's nachos all over himself when he wouldn't shut up.

I am NOT a mean guy, or even have a temper. But when my 6 year old and 8 year old comment on how rude certain people are in theaters, that's pathetic. I'll ask them nicely ONCE only. Let's just hope you don't end up in my theaters.

A few things to get straight, yes?

1-I'm not some young punk. I'm 25 years old, and I go to movies with my husband and our friends.
2-The friends I go to do this with would NEVER do so in a full theatre, or even a half full theatre, OR in a movie that was in it's first run. We go to the two dollar theatre with the ripped screen, get it?
3-Relax. My post was MOSTLY a joke.

[trident5]

SuperHero Movie is the stupidest thing evar.

The Fly 2 is stupid and gross.

[mysticneji]

SuperHero Movie is the stupidest thing evar.

The Fly 2 is stupid and gross.

Oh man if you want to see gross you should watch the remake to The Thing. That movie is disgusting. I hate watching that movie because of it. Same with the remake to The Blob. I don't really mind gore or anything but these were just to much for me.


A classic in horrible movies. Hilariously stupid and that polar bear suit was the pinnacle of bad costumes.

Yea it's totally a classic. This is a movie I'd watch during Christmas before the A Christmas Story 24 hour marathon on TNT starts, lol. And yea that polar bear was just awful.

[Infested Stinger]

Um The Ruins. By far the boringest movie to ever defy my vision. Lame plot stupid emo girl who loved cutting herself, and possibly a sequeal, that is the only thing worse.

[MrGlass214]

lol, figured I would put a clip from Manos: The Hands of Fate. Hope you enjoy a clip from what is called the worst movie ever made (yes even worse then Plan 9 from Outer Space).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt6pP-eQUUU

Unlucky for you all this doesn't have the MST3K guys there to make it a little better.

WOW. That was excruciating. Terrible. That piano riff is going to be stuck in my head for awhile. And not a good stuck in my head, like Kiss From a Rose.


Oh, I've seen Manos and I love it for how incredibly bad it was. I'm a sucker for B, C, D and even F horror/sci fi movies.



I once saw that movie in a video store, laughed at the title and put it down to look for Dead-Alive. I might have picked it up if I had more money, haha.

The worst I've seen is Mean Girls. I've been forced to watch it twice (long school trips in those fancy buses with the tv screens and VCRs). Come to think of it, those bus trips are how I see movies that I consider to be the worst in general (National Treasure, Accepted, etc...). Those are just movies that are bad with NO redeeming value. You can't even laugh at how bad it is like with Manos. They just make me want to rip off my legs and flog myself to death with them.

Weird, I enjoyed Mean Girls, National Treasure, and Accepted. On a long school bus trip on the fancy bus I was once forced to watch Grease. I'm glad I had my iPod with me, and I'm glad that the Grease soundtrack wasn't on it, because that was a horrible movie.j

As for worst, Disaster Movie, by far. From the makers of Meet the Spartans. Once you see it, that shouldn't come as a surprise.

[bmaninc]

Stop Loss. NO GO SEE STOP LOSS. EVER.

[Rev0lver]

The Passion Of The Christ was by far the worst movie I've ever seen.

There Will Be Blood was also absolutely terrible. The only reason why I wouldn't put it as the worst is the fact that Daniel Day Lewis is an amazing actor.

[Hamsterhitman]

The Passion Of The Christ was by far the worst movie I've ever seen.

There Will Be Blood was also absolutely terrible. The only reason why I wouldn't put it as the worst is the fact that Daniel Day Lewis is an amazing actor.

You must not have seen very many movies if you think that There Will Be Blood is one of the worst movies you've ever seen.

Guess it's not for everyone, but damn, seriously?

[Mister_Rogers69]

Donnie Darko. I don't see what was so great about it. Only thing I enjoy about the movie was joking with my friends how he was the worlds first emo kid.

[Rev0lver]

You must not have seen very many movies if you think that There Will Be Blood is one of the worst movies you've ever seen.

Guess it's not for everyone, but damn, seriously?

I have seen many movies, and I found it mostly unwatchable. It started to get good around an hour and a half in, but that's way to late to make up for anything.

And to the person above me, you must have only watched it once. That is a movie you will not understand after one view.

[Ultimatum]

Chairman of the Board. Starring Carrot Top. As a surfing inventor who (somehow) gets put in charge of a multi million dollar company.

Seriously.

Wasn't that the first comedy related thing he ever did?

On a somewhat related note, I see Carrot Top almost everyday at the gym.

[Ultimatum]

"The War of the Worlds" (w/ Tom Cruise)- almost walked out of this one, too

YES, someone I can relate to!

I almost fell asleep in that, despite it being a Suspense/Thriller type thing. Then the whole ending didn't really make sense and left so many holes that had yet to be filled.

[Ultimatum]

Epic Movie. By far the worst movie I've ever seen.
99% of the "Sci-Fi Original Movies". Most of them are stupid. A few are stupidly funny, and therefore are not the worst movies ever.

EDIT: But nothing as bad as this
Wicker man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo)

I think Disaster Movie will beat Epic Movie by far as far as terribadness goes.

The overuse of physical humor and plain old dead jokes is sickening. I nearly walked out on the preview.

[dady5000]

Wasn't that the first comedy related thing he ever did?

On a somewhat related note, I see Carrot Top almost everyday at the gym.

Really? Do you know why Carrot Top went to Conan O Brien's show a week ago? He scared Conan.

(Lol did you really? Where does he live anyway?)

[wursty]

for my the worst movie i seen was cloverfield

[Elegy]

Donnie Darko. I don't see what was so great about it. Only thing I enjoy about the movie was joking with my friends how he was the worlds first emo kid.

and this is why it's a cult classic.

Not saying my opinion's any better, I loved it, it's just that it connects to people in different ways.

[Mex]

Fargo.... I just saw this movie and it was horrible. How the hell did it win 2 Oscars? For something that's suppose to be a true story and a pretty serious one at that it came off like a comedy of sorts. That is 2 hours I want back.

Awww...MM you're going to make me cry ;)

I love this movie. You've got Steve Buscemi, William H. Macy and Peter Stormare who are 3 of my favourite "character actors" of all time. I know it's not a typical hollywood movie but that's why I liked it so much. Frances McDormand was great as well.

[ThrobingCane]

March of the penguins- I dont consider it bad it was just boring. At the theatre i worked at a couple of people fell asleep during this movie.

House of wax(new one)- this movie was just plain bad, the only reason most people saw it was to see Paris hilton die.

[Ultimatum]

Really? Do you know why Carrot Top went to Conan O Brien's show a week ago? He scared Conan.

(Lol did you really? Where does he live anyway?)

He lives in Las Vegas, I think he might live nearby because I saw him one day at a CVS (the reason I was there is a totally different story) getting about 4 cartons of eggs.

I haven't really talked to him, I did a little when it rained and the power went out, but that was about it.

[SlivedCupWinner]

I'm surpirsed it hasn't been mentioned, yet. Crybaby would be my worst movie experience.

[Gowienczyk]

I'm surpirsed it hasn't been mentioned, yet. Crybaby would be my worst movie experience.

But.. but.... think of Amy Locane!

[LollipopChoob]

I usually stay out of these topics but...

I <3 Huckabees. **** that movie.

[Renrock]

I'm surpirsed it hasn't been mentioned, yet. Crybaby would be my worst movie experience.

lol , I actually like that movie. Whenever I randomly see it on TV , it's like a trainwreck that I can't stop watching.

[mysticneji]

I'm surpirsed it hasn't been mentioned, yet. Crybaby would be my worst movie experience.

I own Crybaby. I've liked that movie ever since I was a kid. I watch it every time it's on TV.

But a really terrible movie in my opinion is 2 Fast 2 Furious. Can not stand that movie at all. I've seen worse but this ranks up there with Manos: The Hands of Fate. Terrible acting and overuse of CGI for the cars.

[CycoMiko138]

Awww...MM you're going to make me cry ;)

I love this movie. You've got Steve Buscemi, William H. Macy and Peter Stormare who are 3 of my favourite "character actors" of all time. I know it's not a typical hollywood movie but that's why I liked it so much. Frances McDormand was great as well.

Sorry Mex, I've got to agree with Moongoddess on this one. While it's not the worst movie I ever saw, it's definitely up there. When Fargo was released, me and a couple friends walked through a foot and a half of snow to see "one of the best films of the year". After we got to the theater and warmed up, we were treated to an awful "comedy" set to a constant backdrop of...more snow.:( This made an already bad movie worse, considering that we still had to walk back home. I haven't watched it again since.

[bengino]

I own Crybaby. I've liked that movie ever since I was a kid. I watch it every time it's on TV.

But a really terrible movie in my opinion is 2 Fast 2 Furious. Can not stand that movie at all. I've seen worse but this ranks up there with Manos: The Hands of Fate. Terrible acting and overuse of CGI for the cars.

i like the Fast and the Furious series mostly, but yeah the second one was more or less bad, the inclusion of Tyrese was simply god awful, the story was meh and the only reason i enjoyed it at all was the garage scene with all the cars. I like car movies, might be the reason why one of my personal favorite movies is "Gone In 60 Seconds"... and it was not based on the acting either ;)

[culturedog]

I never understood the whole love affair with films like Hostel and Saw. I've never watched them as I have no desire to but all my friends who've seen Hostel say that the first half is simply porn and the second half is torture and overall its just crap.

That's on the surface (in the case of Hostel). But luckily all of that sex and torture means something and adds to the theme of the film. You can check out my longwinded essay on the film HERE. (http://www.wwuh.org/program/culturedogs/Reviews/Sam%20Reviews/hostel.htm)

Saw, however, is wildly overrated.

[Steef]

Failure to Launch.

[sweet-t310]

Wild Wild West....hands down

[MissMoongoddess]

Awww...MM you're going to make me cry ;)

I love this movie. You've got Steve Buscemi, William H. Macy and Peter Stormare who are 3 of my favourite "character actors" of all time. I know it's not a typical hollywood movie but that's why I liked it so much. Frances McDormand was great as well.



Sorry Mex :( I had nothing against the actors at all. But it starts off soooo serious with the beginning and it being a true story and something very horrible at that and it just comes off extremely hokey. I just think that stroy could have been told better. The whole movie my friend and I are looking at each other like "WTF??" I really wanted to like it. My friend kept saying "You can turn it off now" but I said "Naw, let's give it a chance til the end. Maybe that will redeem it" Sadly, this was not the case for me :(

[Nourez]

Isn't that the movie that Metallica used in the video for One?

Yes. Actually, the entire song is based of off the movie.

[mysticneji]

i like the Fast and the Furious series mostly, but yeah the second one was more or less bad, the inclusion of Tyrese was simply god awful, the story was meh and the only reason i enjoyed it at all was the garage scene with all the cars. I like car movies, might be the reason why one of my personal favorite movies is "Gone In 60 Seconds"... and it was not based on the acting either ;)

Yea I don't see why they needed to include Tyrese into the cast. The movie probably would have been a little bit better without his over acting.

[Mex]

Sorry Mex :( I had nothing against the actors at all. But it starts off soooo serious with the beginning and it being a true story and something very horrible at that and it just comes off extremely hokey. I just think that stroy could have been told better. The whole movie my friend and I are looking at each other like "WTF??" I really wanted to like it. My friend kept saying "You can turn it off now" but I said "Naw, let's give it a chance til the end. Maybe that will redeem it" Sadly, this was not the case for me :(

Oh it's all good. People have different tastes and appreciate different things. I argue contsantly with my buddy's about movies anyway :)

But....was it really the WORST movie you've ever seen? Or was it just a big let down?

[Wolfee360]

Cherry 2000 enough said...........

[MissMoongoddess]

Oh it's all good. People have different tastes and appreciate different things. I argue contsantly with my buddy's about movies anyway :)

But....was it really the WORST movie you've ever seen? Or was it just a big let down?


It's right up there with Eyes Wide Shut and Meet Joe Black. What really nails it to the list is it's suppose to be an Oscar winning movie.. reeeaallyy?? Although, I usually like stuff that would never even be an Oscar contender let alone win so... I guess it's just the semi-perception I had going into it from the beginning screen about it being a true story and that the names were changed out of respect for the victims and that's how it ACTUALLY happened, which I'm not buying either. (I actually knew nothing of the movie except that it won Oscars). So I guess it was a little f both. A HUGE let down but so bad that I wanted my two hours back. My friend who watched it with me is still annoyed he watched it LOL

Here's another movie that would join my list... wait for it.... get your shocked face ready...... Shrek. Well, that would be in my Worst Animated films that I've seen category. I'm one of two people on this planet I think that just didn't like it.


By the way, anyone who's still reading this, We had 2 choices of movies to watch, Fargo and Aeon Flux (non-animated version). We decided on Fargo (again, we bad) so what's everyone's opinion on Aeon Flux before I put that boy in?

[Mex]

It's right up there with Eyes Wide Shut and Meet Joe Black. What really nails it to the list is it's suppose to be an Oscar winning movie.. reeeaallyy?? Although, I usually like stuff that would never even be an Oscar contender let alone win so... I guess it's just the semi-perception I had going into it from the beginning screen about it being a true story and that the names were changed out of respect for the victims and that's how it ACTUALLY happened, which I'm not buying either. (I actually knew nothing of the movie except that it won Oscars). So I guess it was a little f both. A HUGE let down but so bad that I wanted my two hours back. My friend who watched it with me is still annoyed he watched it LOL

Here's another movie that would join my list... wait for it.... get your shocked face ready...... Shrek. Well, that would be in my Worst Animated films that I've seen category. I'm one of two people on this planet I think that just didn't like it.


By the way, anyone who's still reading this, We had 2 choices of movies to watch, Fargo and Aeon Flux (non-animated version). We decided on Fargo (again, we bad) so what's everyone's opinion on Aeon Flux before I put that boy in?


If you like Aeon Flux more than Fargo I'll probably drop dead ;)

I've never seen it but I heard it was horrible. Charlize Theron looks effin great though.

[MissMoongoddess]

If you like Aeon Flux more than Fargo I'll probably drop dead ;)

I've never seen it but I heard it was horrible. Charlize Theron looks effin great though.



Haha Oh god, I guess I'll come back and say it was the worst movie EVER whether I like it or not to ensure you another day on this planet :D

[Mex]

Haha Oh god, I guess I'll come back and say it was the worst movie EVER whether I like it or not to ensure you another day on this planet :D

Yes please ;)

[CycoMiko138]

First: Mex, I agree that Showgirls was awful, but I discovered that it gets 10X better when you watch it w/ the tv on mute.;)

Second: MM, I'm right there with you when it comes to Fargo, Meet Joe Black, and Eyes Wide Shut, but Shrek? Shame on you.:p

Third: If a friend ever wants you to watch Freddy Got Fingered, run. This person is not your friend. In fact, they hate you.:(

[Mex]

First: Mex, I agree that Showgirls was awful, but I discovered that it gets 10X better when you watch it w/ the tv on mute.;)

Second: MM, I'm right there with you when it comes to Fargo, Meet Joe Black, and Eyes Wide Shut, but Shrek? Shame on you.:p

Third: If a friend ever wants you to watch Freddy Got Fingered, run. This person is not your friend. In fact, they hate you.:(

I saw Showgirls in the theatre and was horrified. I think I was like 16 at the time and yeah like any other guy I liked the scantily clad women but.....that movie was horrendous. First time I'd seen people streaming out of the theatre in droves before the movie was half over.

Freddy Got Fingered was horrible too but it at least had me laughing at how bad it was.

[MissMoongoddess]

Speaking of movies, My friends and I went to the opening night of LOTR's and I didn't know anything about the movie or book. So, I sit through this 3 hour movie (thank god for the beautiful scenery and yummy men) and then the vredits start to roll and in the middle of a packed theatre I stand up and scream "WTF?" and everyone in the theatre looks at me like "What?". Then I asked "Where the hell is the rest of the movie?".... Needless to say, laughter ensued through the entire theatre. Imagine how mad I was when I found out Ihad to wait another few years to see the end and watch 6 more hours of it.... lol

[Mex]

Speaking of movies, My friends and I went to the opening night of LOTR's and I didn't know anything about the movie or book. So, I sit through this 3 hour movie (thank god for the beautiful scenery and yummy men) and then the vredits start to roll and in the middle of a packed theatre I stand up and scream "WTF?" and everyone in the theatre looks at me like "What?". Then I asked "Where the hell is the rest of the movie?".... Needless to say, laughter ensued through the entire theatre. Imagine how mad I was when I found out Ihad to wait another few years to see the end and watch 6 more hours of it.... lol

Ha ha. I kinda felt the same when I saw it. I knew it was broken into 3 parts but I thought the first would have some kind of mini-conclusion. Nope, it just.....ends.

[Renrock]

Third: If a friend ever wants you to watch Freddy Got Fingered, run. This person is not your friend. In fact, they hate you.:(

lol. That's a great one to watch after 2am , but I've always liked the comedy stylings of Tom Green.

[mysticneji]

Speaking of movies, My friends and I went to the opening night of LOTR's and I didn't know anything about the movie or book. So, I sit through this 3 hour movie (thank god for the beautiful scenery and yummy men) and then the vredits start to roll and in the middle of a packed theatre I stand up and scream "WTF?" and everyone in the theatre looks at me like "What?". Then I asked "Where the hell is the rest of the movie?".... Needless to say, laughter ensued through the entire theatre. Imagine how mad I was when I found out Ihad to wait another few years to see the end and watch 6 more hours of it.... lol

I had the opposite reaction. I was amazed by this movie. Then again I really like movies like this. Fantasy type like Legend and stuff. I was a little upset though when I found out they had filmed the whole movie before the release of the Fellowship of the ring and didn't release it all at once cause I swear I could have sat through all 9 hours of that movie as long as they gave us some intermissions to use the restroom and get refills.

[Elegy]

Babel.....

[Mex]

Babel.....

I thought it was decent. But I had to laugh at the conlusion. Everybody got so screwed over except for the caucasion family, that all worked out in the end.

I don't think that was by accident or coincidental and in fact I think that was the director's whole point.

Not saying I agree with him though.

[Elegy]

I thought it was decent. But I had to laugh at the conlusion. Everybody got so screwed over except for the caucasion family, that all worked out in the end.

I don't think that was by accident or coincidental and in fact I think that was the director's whole point.

Not saying I agree with him though.

I think I would have liked it better had I not fell in love with Crash a year before. The whole people-being-linked to each other was done so much better in Crash, IMO, and I could get into it emotionally.

[Mex]

I think I would have liked it better had I not fell in love with Crash a year before. The whole people-being-linked to each other was done so much better in Crash, IMO, and I could get into it emotionally.

Crash was too hyped for me I guess. Thought it was well done but it just didn't resonate with me.

[MissMoongoddess]

I had the opposite reaction. I was amazed by this movie. Then again I really like movies like this. Fantasy type like Legend and stuff. I was a little upset though when I found out they had filmed the whole movie before the release of the Fellowship of the ring and didn't release it all at once cause I swear I could have sat through all 9 hours of that movie as long as they gave us some intermissions to use the restroom and get refills.


Oh, I actually wasn't putting that on my worst movie list at all (I just snuck my story in here :D). I liked it. By three I was a little over it, I just thought what happpened was funny and apparently so did my friends since it's the topic of conversation when they see me :/

[culturedog]

Here's another movie that would join my list... wait for it.... get your shocked face ready...... Shrek. Well, that would be in my Worst Animated films that I've seen category. I'm one of two people on this planet I think that just didn't like it.

I hated the first Shrek, all the more odd because I enjoyed both sequels. But that first one is written so damned poorly, and everyone lets it get away with it because it's 'a kid's movie' that makes fun of fairy tales.

Yet Pixar proved time and again that they could make animated features with solid storylines. All Shrek had was a lame Matrix gag and a shoestring plot. The 'evil' villain never does anything villainous, apart from terrorizing a gingerbread man.

I haven't seen it since its initial release, but wasn't there a bit where it's implied that Farquaad kills all of the fairy tale characters by 'removing' them from the swamp, but then they all reappear at the end? Dead or alive, where the hell did they go in the interim?

In any case, Shrek 2 was far superior and way smarter.

As for some of the other titles mentioned recently, I have to admit that Cherry 2000 and Freddy Got Fingered are guilty pleasures. But you really have to be a Tom Green fan to get anything out of the latter.

And Legend is the shiznit!

[AxlVanHagar]

First: Mex, I agree that Showgirls was awful, but I discovered that it gets 10X better when you watch it w/ the tv on mute.;)



Nah watch it with the commentary track going thats on the special edition dvd. Comedy gold!:D

[Zidane]

Live Action: Last Days (A semi-unofficial autobiography about Kurt Cobain. Most scenes made no sense and there were long gaps of nothing. Lots of stupid things too. Two guys begin to make out in the middle of the movie for no reason. It doesn't even add to the story!)

Animated: Most of the Dreamworks crap, but I saw Bee Movie the other day and it sucks! There is a part of the movie when the main bee tells his parents that he's going to meet a friend and the mother says, "I hope she's beeish!" Really? That's the religion joke? Instead of Jewish, Beeish? Horrible movie.

[topperharley]

Captivity. Even if you're a fan of the Saw/Hostel type of movies, this movie is utter crap.

[Rock_Band_Over]

I generally don't bother to play negative critic online because it's usually a no-win thing but people in this thread have been pretty cool so far...

I don't think the discussion for "worst movie" should really include movies that are supposed to be 'bad' like cheap horror flicks, Meet The Spartans/Scary Movie etc., straight-to-DVD low-budget creations like the sequels to Cruel Intentions and The Skulls, or those movies like Gigli, Crossroads, From Justin to Kelly...

That said, does anyone else agree with me on Running With Scissors being horrible? It's made even worse by the fact that fans of the film and the books by the author will say you're ignorant if you don't see the beauty and depth of this annoying, self-indulgent disaster. Maybe it's my fault for seeing it to begin with but the trailer was really misleading (at least the trailer for Lakeview Terrace is so bad it prevents you from seeing it).

Actually, I hope none of you would know about Running With Scissors because you were smart and saw Borat instead (that's when it was in theaters). I've been in carpe diem mode ever since trying to make up for the worst-spent three hours of my life.

[momo217]

Running with Scissors was extremely boring. My least favorite movie has got to be The Secret Garden and Dragon Wars.
An ex-girlfriend made me go see The Secret Garden once. We broke up right after the movie. I mean, I could've seen freakin' Tombstone!
Rented Dragon Wars when I got my LCD and Blu-Ray player. I thought it would be cool. Worst movie ever!

[topperharley]

I don't think the discussion for "worst movie" should really include movies that are supposed to be 'bad' like ... Meet The Spartans/Scary Movie etc.

I do. When you aim for the gutter and still miss, you deserved to get universally panned by critics and movie fans.

[mysticneji]

Running with Scissors was extremely boring. My least favorite movie has got to be The Secret Garden and Dragon Wars.
An ex-girlfriend made me go see The Secret Garden once. We broke up right after the movie. I mean, I could've seen freakin' Tombstone!
Rented Dragon Wars when I got my LCD and Blu-Ray player. I thought it would be cool. Worst movie ever!

Good move man. Tombstone is waaaaay to awesome of a movie to be skipped over to watch The Secret Garden. In fact it's to awesome to be skipped over for any kind of movie.

Never seen Running With Scissors but if it's as bad as you say it is Rock_Band_Over then I'm not going to waste any time on it, or Borat for that matter. That movie just looked awful.

As far as the Parody movies go, there is no excuse for them to be that bad. I mean you can make a good Parody movie, that's funny and doesn't make you want to cut yourself with a dull spoon.

[afterstasis]

Last Days (A semi-unofficial autobiography about Kurt Cobain. Most scenes made no sense and there were long gaps of nothing. Lots of stupid things too. Two guys begin to make out in the middle of the movie for no reason. It doesn't even add to the story!)


"last days" was indeed one of the worst movies i've ever seen, but it doesn't even come close to the miserable "elephant".

[Mex]

"last days" was indeed one of the worst movies i've ever seen, but it doesn't even come close to the miserable "elephant".

Dude, I was just going to say "Elephant". What a steaming pile of dog turd.