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BillLauren
09-28-2008, 05:12 PM
Apples has his Ban Hammer and Hulk Hogan has Hulkamania. Who would win?

AlliterationAmy
09-28-2008, 05:13 PM
Me .

afterstasis
09-28-2008, 05:13 PM
i'm afraid hulkamania never dies.

ffwarrior47
09-28-2008, 05:15 PM
apples.

he's hulk's only weakness :D

The_Wurm
09-28-2008, 05:23 PM
Hulk Hogan

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/520522/hulk_hogan_in_some_cheesy_japanese_commercial/

ffwarrior47
09-28-2008, 05:26 PM
^
wtf?
......

The_Wurm
09-28-2008, 05:27 PM
^
wtf?
......

which is exactly why hulk wins.

afterstasis
09-28-2008, 05:28 PM
^
wtf?
......

that's hogan's "kickin' apple's ass" song.

Alright_Computer
09-28-2008, 05:28 PM
Hulk Hogan

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/520522/hulk_hogan_in_some_cheesy_japanese_commercial/

So Hulk Hogan really is a wuss like I thought!

ffwarrior47
09-28-2008, 05:29 PM
that's hogan's "kickin' apple's ass" song.

oh... that makes sense...

:D

BillLauren
09-28-2008, 05:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpSXE5_dqNI

navaha42
09-28-2008, 05:34 PM
Apples. Don't **** with a man with a hammer.

ffwarrior47
09-28-2008, 05:34 PM
but apples has the spartan apples on his side

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1HXN-fkA9w

Zilla Zills
09-28-2008, 05:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o6xvMvg2YE

The_Wurm
09-28-2008, 05:35 PM
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word .:cool:

A New Pyro Fool
09-28-2008, 05:36 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v193/Pyro-Fool2/ApplesPWNED.jpg

This picture explains my feelings about the issue at hand.

HPLabonte
09-28-2008, 05:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyyTuEws9Os

u can't f*ck with that!

The_Wurm
09-28-2008, 05:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyyTuEws9Os

u can't f*ck with that!

This will end up being the new US National Anthem in about 150 years,if the theory from Idiocracy stands true.

Stewie
09-28-2008, 05:56 PM
Watch it be DLC next week lol

Colt_Steele
09-28-2008, 06:06 PM
Ban Hammer takes Hulk out, ref misses DQ call due to outside interference from Apples' manager HMXHenry, who is afterwards banned from ringside. Apples' continuing abuse of Hogan only serves to switch on Hulk's no-sell mode, shaking his head until pointing the finger of doom at Apples, followed by a big boot/leg drop combination for the 1-2-3.

If it's Hollywood Hogan however, Apples forgoes the Ban Hammer to be the face in the match-up. Hogan's constant rule breaking is allowed under the match's no-DQ stipulation, and Apples has many red stripes from Hogan's leather back belt to prove it. Just when Apples has Hogan on the ropes, Hogan's nWo flunkies drag Apples out of the ring and commence an epic beatdown. The lights go out, and when they come back up Sting is in the center of the ring, bat in hand and the wrath of hell in his eyes. Hogan flees like an official that blows a call and costs the Eagles a game at Lincoln Financial Field. Match is ruled a no-contest, Hogan keeps the belt yet again, fans leave the arena in disgust.

ffwarrior47
09-28-2008, 06:10 PM
Ban Hammer takes Hulk out, ref misses DQ call due to outside interference from Apples' manager HMXHenry, who is afterwards banned from ringside. Apples' continuing abuse of Hogan only serves to switch on Hulk's no-sell mode, shaking his head until pointing the finger of doom at Apples, followed by a big boot/leg drop combination for the 1-2-3.

If it's Hollywood Hogan however, Apples forgoes the Ban Hammer to be the face in the match-up. Hogan's constant rule breaking is allowed under the match's no-DQ stipulation, and Apples has many red stripes from Hogan's leather back belt to prove it. Just when Apples has Hogan on the ropes, Hogan's nWo flunkies drag Apples out of the ring and commence an epic beatdown. The lights go out, and when they come back up Sting is in the center of the ring, bat in hand and the wrath of hell in his eyes. Hogan flees like an official that blows a call and costs the Eagles a game at Lincoln Financial Field. Match is ruled a no-contest, Hogan keeps the belt yet again, fans leave the arena in disgust.


lol so true... ahh i miss how wrestling used to be...

Apples
09-28-2008, 09:25 PM
I don't know if I can rip off a spandex tank top as well as the Hulk.

I can wield a folding chair like a mofo though, and that's the Hulk's cryptonite.

benson111
09-28-2008, 09:29 PM
I don't know if I can rip off a spandex tank top as well as the Hulk.

I can wield a folding chair like a mofo though, and that's the Hulk's cryptonite.

He said like a "Mofo" lol I think i have found another sig!

ELDUDEARINO69
09-28-2008, 09:47 PM
I'll agree Hulk-a-mania never dies.

clashcityrocker10
09-28-2008, 09:53 PM
Hulk Hogan FTW
Just because he is a real American.

Aragha
09-28-2008, 09:54 PM
Hulk Hogan FTW
Just because he is a real American.

Nothing is as American as APPLES pie.

benson111
09-28-2008, 10:03 PM
Nothing is as American as APPLES pie.
:eek: Apples has PIE?

ffwarrior47
09-28-2008, 10:10 PM
:eek: Apples has PIE?

yes... a lot of pie... join us benson... joiiin us...

/end of line.

FloodOne
09-28-2008, 10:10 PM
hulkamania FTW

leg drop will make applesauce

benson111
09-28-2008, 10:11 PM
hulkamania FTW

leg drop will make awesomesauce

Fixed' lol

Elegy
09-28-2008, 10:25 PM
I don't know if I can rip off a spandex tank top as well as the Hulk.

I can wield a folding chair like a mofo though, and that's the Hulk's cryptonite.

I don't know Apples...I think a steel chair just Hulks Him Up faster

JoshuaB81285
09-28-2008, 10:40 PM
Watch it be DLC next week lol

This seriously, is a song I would love to see as DLC. It would make RB worth anything and everything.

bood-boy
09-28-2008, 10:42 PM
NWO Hogan or Red and Yellow Hogan?!

Elegy
09-28-2008, 10:43 PM
This seriously, is a song I would love to see as DLC. It would make RB worth anything and everything.

QFT

10char

The_Wurm
09-28-2008, 10:46 PM
NWO Hogan or Red and Yellow Hogan?!

Red and Yellow

:):mad::):mad::):mad::):mad::)

instantdeath999
09-28-2008, 10:48 PM
Dammit... I meant to vote apples, but accidently voted Hulk.

Subtract one from Hulk and add one to apples.

kiggidykev
09-28-2008, 11:21 PM
Apples, you know I love you, but you never played Thunderlips in Rocky III.

Renrock
09-29-2008, 12:48 AM
Apples, you know I love you, but you never played Thunderlips in Rocky III.

No , but he played Eye of the Tiger in Rock Band 2

Renrock
09-29-2008, 01:03 AM
And if were posting Hulkamania links , you have to include this classic !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx8Xb5VJulQ

Stewie
09-29-2008, 10:34 AM
How is Apples losing this one?

Hulkamania.......

JoshuaB81285
09-29-2008, 02:34 PM
How is Apples losing this one?

Apples never had the most awesome entrance music ever.

HMXDave
09-29-2008, 02:35 PM
Apples did not star in No Holds Barred.

hmxhenry
09-29-2008, 02:40 PM
How is Apples losing this one?

How many times did Apples body slam Andre The Giant?






Yeah, that's what I thought.

Renrock
09-29-2008, 02:41 PM
Apples did not star in No Holds Barred.

But Apples also didn't star in Mr. Nanny or Suburban Commando , so I think that evens it back out.


How many times did Apples body slam Andre The Giant?


None , but I've seen him slam HMXSean and Der_Lex at the same time !

Elegy
09-29-2008, 11:06 PM
I have to say, this is like when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object.

There can be no winners or losers, just a Hulk Hogan/Apples tag team match against Terrorists/Communists/Activision/Uwe Boll/and the Jonas Brothers.

Apples
09-29-2008, 11:47 PM
I have to say, this is like when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object.

There can be no winners or losers, just a Hulk Hogan/Apples tag team match against Terrorists/Communists/Activision/Uwe Boll/and the Jonas Brothers.

This is exactly right.