The Underworld's 10 Sexiest Demons

[culturedog]

So on Halloween night, when your wanton indulgence in evil pagan rituals throws opens the unholy gates to the realm of fire and brimstone, who would you want to cuddle with the most whilst burning for all eternity?

[afterstasis]

brian bright.

[hmxhenry]

Uhh... this thread makes me really nervous. Please behave.

[culturedog]

brian bright.

Crap! Totally forgot to add him to the list!

[Destnaru]

You didn't even mention Baphomet.
Now haw can you have a sexy demon contest without including Baphomet?
The Baphomet symbolism is synonymous with the rock culture.

[culturedog]

Uhh... this thread makes me really nervous. Please behave.

Yeah, sorry I ended up using "real" demons. I was going to go with the Lovecraftian pantheon, but then everyone knows Cthulhu would just take the thing in a landslide.

He's so overrated. Why can't Yog Sothoth get any love?

[culturedog]

You didn't even mention Baphomet.
Now haw can you have a sexy demon contest without including Baphomet?

Sorry - Baphomet got edged out by Hasselhoff. Shirtless, drunken cheeseburger binges are evil and sexy. Or so I hear.

[back_blows]

EPIC FAIL. I'm not even mentioned.

[LZ_69]

Hey aren't Baal, Belial, Lucifer etc....one and the same, except they where given different names in different cultures? At least that's what I understand or maybe I'm not up to speed with my demonology....:p

[culturedog]

EPIC FAIL. I'm not even mentioned.

I didn't know you had been "made" already! Last I heard you were a high level enforcer. I'll atone by giving half of every vote for Hasselhoff to you.

[Aragha]

EPIC FAIL. I'm not even mentioned.

This dude is the demon of Weezer/All Good Music

[culturedog]

Hey aren't Baal, Belial, Lucifer etc....one and the same, except they where given different names in different cultures? At least that's what I understand or maybe I'm not up to speed with my demonology....:p

Yeah, I too used to skip alot during Demonology 101, but if they are the same perhaps their sexiness is so great that it must be split into separate tiers?

[sweet-t310]

Now THIS (http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/1011/1011_satan_at_party.jpg)is a sexy demon....

[back_blows]

I didn't know you had been "made" already! Last I heard you were a high level enforcer. I'll atone by giving half of every vote for Hasselhoff to you.

Sweet!! Take that Hoff!


This dude is the demon of Weezer/All Good Music

I'm the Anti-Weezer. I'm seated at the right-hand of Anti-Geddy Lee.

[culturedog]

Now THIS (http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/1011/1011_satan_at_party.jpg)is a sexy demon....

LOL! "Nobody go as The Crow!"

[Wolfbeckett]

Ba'al, Belial, and Lucifer are not the same demon, no, they are different. I voted for Belial cause it's my favorite character in the Angel Sanctuary manga :P.

[Apples]

I voted option #3

[culturedog]

I voted option #3

LOL! Funny, I don't remember putting that one there. I musta been possessedified at the time! :D

[Bobman32x]

http://ui25.gamespot.com/1144/liliith02_2.jpg

Those 2

[Der_Lex]

He's so overrated. Why can't Yog Sothoth get any love?

I'd go for Shub-Niggurath myself. With a title like 'the goat with a thousand young', you know she has to be freaky... :D

[Hungryfreak]

Yeah, sorry I ended up using "real" demons. I was going to go with the Lovecraftian pantheon, but then everyone knows Cthulhu would just take the thing in a landslide.

He's so overrated. Why can't Yog Sothoth get any love?

You took my choice away! Cthulhu puts the laughter in slaughter!

Oh, and thanks for the mention of there. Fourth option on the list IS kind of insulting, but I'll spare you the satanic hellfire for remembering me :D

[RockBandRocker]

Where is Azriel (from "Dogma")?


HE is one demon that I wouldn't mind getting possessed by. ;)

[culturedog]

Feel free to use Hasselhoff as "Other" - I'm sure back_blows will appreciate the extra half-votes!

[Destnaru]

Most of the information here is very dubious.
Just wanted to let you know that. LOL
The only thing that I can surmise is that people must be using something like video games as a source of information.
I really don't want to add anything more to it than that.
I will just leave it at that.

[Der_Lex]

Most of the information here is very dubious.
Just wanted to let you know that. LOL
The only thing that I can surmise is that people must be using something like video games as a source of information.
I really don't want to add anything more to it than that.
I will just leave it at that.

If you think this is in any way a serious thread, your humor detector needs some serious adjusting... :D

[culturedog]

If you think this is in any way a serious thread, your humor detector needs some serious adjusting... :D


Yup. There's no 'information' to be found here. Only misguided goofiness! :D

[back_blows]

Feel free to use Hasselhoff as "Other" - I'm sure back_blows will appreciate the extra half-votes!

I'm still tied with sa_nick:mad:

[culturedog]

I'm still tied with sa_nick:mad:

I knew he was from "down under", but I never knew that was meant to be taken literally!

Keep on bringin' the evil - you'll catch up!

[kiggidykev]

Hooray! All hail the `Hoff!

[Fausttt]

sexiest demon/devil evah:

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/img/review/010309/bedazzled_l.jpg

she can steal my soul ANY time. . .