I am no longer a virgin!

[MeleeMan]

This is the thread of lies. You lie about things and make stuff up. Did you know that I have 16 girlfriends at one time? :D

[theantkid12]

Did you know that I don't eat ants?

[Zeleii]

Oh.

I expected an epic story about you abducting Rivers....

[The_Wurm]

Do you know I have a 2 inch peepee!:eek:
I wish.....

[Aragha]

I never lie!

[MeleeMan]

I never lie!

:eek: *Head explodes*

[sphere]

I never lie!

Quite to the contrary, I invariably tell the truth.

[LORDJUJU]

I FC'd Visions AND Panic Attack

[afterstasis]

i'm going on a diet.

[Metal_Man]

Did you know that i am your lord and savor and missah STEVE HARRIS

[DarkSide247]

Protest violence and guns
Stay at home alone
Its fun to win
And to be realistic
She's not overboard
Myself un-assured
Oh yeah, I don't know
A clean word

Goodbye (x 16)

With the lights on its less dangerous
There we are now
Bore us
I feel intelligent and healthy
There we are now
Bore us
A guy
A scorched man
A mosquito
My abstinence
NO!

Im best at what I do worst
And for this chore I feel cursed
Our huge army has never been
And always will not be until the beginning

Goodbye (x 16)

With the lights on its less dangerous
There we are now
Bore us
I feel intelligent and healthy
There we are now
Bore us
A guy
A scorched man
A mosquito
My abstinence
NO!

And I remember
More than what it takes
And yet I'm 100% sure it makes me frown
I found it easy
Its easy to lose
Oh well, whatever, never mind

Goodbye (x 16)

With the lights on its less dangerous
There we are now
Bore us
I feel intelligent and healthy
There we are now
Bore us
A guy
A scorched man
A mosquito
My abstinence
NO!
An acceptance...
An acceptance...
An acceptance...

[C-Weiner]

I like the Jonas Brothers

[Eerif]

This thread rocks!

[Rockbandfan23467]

Rivers Cuomo is the greatest man that ever lived!!

[gosox333]

Oh.

I expected an epic story about you abducting Rivers....

I'm sorry for bringing up old news, but this post wins. And nobody even said anything about it.

Anyways........

The White Sox are definitley NOT the best baseball team in Chicago.

[Aragha]

Rivers Cuomo is the greatest man that ever lived!!

You sir, are in the correct thread!

[TheClashTheClashTheClash]

I'm a vegitarian

[instantdeath999]

I am not a messiah.

[Infinite_Loop]

This thread is not SEXY!

[kiggidykev]

Fallout 3 totally doesn't scare me and give me nightmares

[bigrog69]

I am a virgin and don't know what women are

[Xaris3514]

This sentence is a lie.

[SmokaCola]

I didn't **** my pants in math class when the teacher was singling me out in class and wouldn't leave me alone. And I didn't cry inside silently.

[Zeleii]

I hate old Alternative Rock...

It's all about Fall Out Boy

[miche.cs]

I have never drunk dialed an ex.

I'm also all about Pete Wentz.

[Paradisebaby]

My actual girlfriend has no kid from her ex-boyfriend:(

[theantkid12]

The cake is a lie?

[Lady Siara]

This thread rocks!

I couldn't disagree with you less.

[topperharley]

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

[bierfaht]

"i'm not a steamboat operator...... dad, there's a lot of s$%t you don't know about me"

[RockBandRocker]

I loved GH:WT.

[DarkSide247]

Tony Iommi is awful and deserves to crawl in a ditch and die a horrible death.

[RockBandRocker]

Tony Iommi is awful and deserves to crawl in a ditch and die a horrible death.

If this wasn't the thread of lies and you didn't have a Black Sabbath avatar, I would have to kill you.

[HMXDave]

This thread is amusing and doesn't deserve to be locked.

[hmxhenry]

This thread is totally open.