Banned for vacay banning.
Banned cause I hate the abbreviation "vacay."
Banned because vacancy is a great thing for porta-potties and hotels.
Banned cause I prefer to be British and call it a "holiday."
Banned for banning on 'oliday.
Banned cause if I wait for a holiday, could it stop my fear?
Banned 'cause my holiday (aka vacation) got cancelled for this month!
Banned for letting it happen.
Banned on a boat. B's and H's!