Is this it?
You do realize I was screwing with you.
Funnily enough I didn't realize that. I should've known :p
Got some bad news today.
I found out my sister is getting divorced.
Oh, that sucks. Especially around the holidays. Does she have any kids?
No that's the only good thing about the whole thing. It's just our whole family is good friends with her husband so it's bound to be a little awkward.
Looks like somebody is perfectly set up for finding his entire former family eating ice cream without him.