I think the money would be better spent on a "how to convince a woman to allow you to touch her boobs" course.

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Originally Posted by bigmf

I think the money would be better spent on a "how to convince a woman to allow you to touch her boobs" course.

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I'd enroll

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Originally Posted by www1221

I'd enroll

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Geez man, you're supposed to say "Ha Ha, I'm so handsome and witty I'd never need such a course, but it would be interesting to see the curriculum."

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Originally Posted by bigmf

Geez man, you're supposed to say "Ha Ha, I'm so handsome and witty I'd never need such a course, but it would be interesting to see the curriculum."

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Everyone can learn a thing or two about getting a woman to let you touch her boobs.

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Originally Posted by bigmf

I think the money would be better spent on a "how to convince a woman to allow you to touch her boobs" course.

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Lesson 1: Stopping short. It's imperative your car have good brakes for this. Let's break it down.

1. While driving from point A to B engage the person with boobage (PWB) in conversation to distract them.

2. Yell, "Dog!" and push the brake pedal hard.

3. Extend your arm across the PWB's chestal region to prevent them from hitting the dash.

4. Continue ruse by proclaiming, "Did you see him!?! He ran out from nowhere!"

5. Feign concern by asking if PWB is okay.

6. Savor brief boob encounter.

Ingenious.

Lesson 2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sQEb9TSACY