Harmonix is claimed to have been founded in 1995.

That's just what they want you to think.

They have been using their company for propaganda purposes since WWII.

Only in recent years have they translated their propaganda expertise to video games, a way to brainwash the masses.

The Duke of Gravity? A lovable character created to appeal to everyone, but he is IN FACT a way to enlist the masses into the HMX army, using subtle music techniques as subliminal messaging.

And you've all been overlooking the obvious! Aaron is known as Henry.

Aaron Henry

A.H.

Adolf Hitler

I rest my case.

I'm telling on you guys! >:C

You forgot one

5. Quietly assembled a team of Stormtroopers under the guise of "Forum Moderation".

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You forgot one

5. Quietly assembled a team of Stormtroopers under the guise of "Forum Moderation".

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Oh no....

It was an inside job the entire time!

I believe one mod has been repeatedly sanctioned by the Free Alliance of Retail Traders for weaponizing plastic instruments and the ongoing manufacture of dual use cowbell peripherals.

I'm afraid H.O.P.E is lost if we cannot work together to make a stronger F.A.R.T. which has the ability to push something even more potent through the official channels. The deeper we dig, the smellier it gets.

All your posts have been reported for conspiring against the great and glorious Harmonix empire.

HEIL HENRY!

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All your posts have been reported for conspiring against the great and glorious Harmonix empire.

HEIL HENRY!

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You are not the real Jibs traitorous scum. The real Jibs only has alliance with Sir Dances Drake and would never stoop to conspiring with an underling like HankAaronHenryHank.

It seems there is a chance after all lads as it appears there is an internal power struggle at HMX.

Going back to playing Arkham. Somebody PM me later on how the revolution turns out so I can pick sides accordingly.

Word is HMX is developing a giant space station capable of destroying an entire planet. This "death star" would give HMX the power to control the universe.

Fortunately our operatives have discovered an inexplicable exhaust port that if shot causes the instantaneous destruction of said device.

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Word is HMX is developing a giant space station capable of destroying an entire planet. This "death star" would give HMX the power to control the universe.

Fortunately our operatives have discovered an inexplicable exhaust port that if shot causes the instantaneous destruction of said device.

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what is so bad about Harmonix ruling the universe?

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Word is HMX is developing a giant space station capable of destroying an entire planet. This "death star" would give HMX the power to control the universe.

Fortunately our operatives have discovered an inexplicable exhaust port that if shot causes the instantaneous destruction of said device.

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We can also defeat their ground teams as well. We just have to beat them to the Ark of the Covenant!